Horrifically Intense Twilight Breaking Dawn Birth Scene Causes Children to have Demonic Seizures
Parent’s Worse Nightmare: Children Having “Unorthodox Seizures” After Watching Vampire Birth Scene in Twilight
WARNING: THE SUBJECT MATTER IN THE VIDEO MEDIA IN THIS EDITORIAL/MOVIE REVIEW COVERS THE DEMONIC FILM TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN PART 1. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PRAY BEFORE REVIEWING AND INSTRUCT ALL CHILDREN/WOMEN TO LEAVE THE ROOM BEFORE VIEWING SO THEY WILL NOT HAVE SEIZURES.
Parents worldwide are confused and panicked googling “How to stop my child’s seizures” and trying bizarre old word remedies and rituals to stop their children from having seizures that started after seeing Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1.
I really hate to say I told you so, but I did. I warned every single parent that Twilight Breaking Dawn was a devil, infested rompus about wolf-pack adultery, blood rituals and demonic child births that would possess your child. I warned all these things and everyone from Twilight’s producers to their actors tried to shut my article down but they failed.
Twilight Producers Tried to Shut Down This Article
The Poppadoc of Vampire cannibalism, Billy Burke, also went on the attack against my creduality!
Look at how the Satan possessed thespian cannot even twatter a tweet without twirling a curse from his blood drenched tongue! The sad this is, parents believe Twilight is all about fantasy acting and JRK Rowling’s faux-Christian mormon teaching inspiring school girls to be decent people! But all the actors actually bow before the throne of Vlad Tepes! They are blood savoring whores kneeled before the alter cups of anti-Pope Satan. Look at Edward Cullen’s twitter page! This was taken after he and Burke had a little vampire blood orgy? Is this your idea of family fun?
Need more proof?
Twilight movie goer Brandan Gephart was one of over an estimated 187,000 people having seizures after witnessing the ‘bloody vampire birthing scene’ in Twilight Breaking Dawn. Doctors indicate the alpha and delta brain waves being seen in these new epilepsy victims match known documentation of other unexplained seizures where hospital chaplains have had to intercede with an exorcism medical treatment.
All across the nation, people have been having seizures after the vampire birth scene in Twilight. People have emailed our ministry and we’ve sent prayer teams to perform exorcisms on some of the worst cases we’ve heard about. So far, Pastor Jack Gould confirms that over 4,300 emails have been sent in with video verification of people having unprecedented seizures after watching the Twilight movies.
One of the people we heard from is Brandon, who said he started having seizures after his girlfriend forced him to watch Twilight with her. This is just another example of Adam and Eve. Brandom was living fine without sin, right until the female led him into damnation. Before we could reach out to Brandon, his horror story of being possessed by a Twilight vampire demon made national news.
Brandon’s story started in Roseville, California, after his girlfriend Kelly Bauman dragged him to see Twilight Breaking Dawn. Brandon was enduring the movie as well as he could until he suddenly ‘began convulsing during a graphic birthing scene’.
While Brandon’s mind was being possessed by Satan, he felt nothing. He reports he didn’t remember anything until he woke up on the theater floor, but a horrified Kelly recalled, “Brandon was convulsing, snorting and trying to breathe”.
These seizures are an internal battle caused by the demon of Satan trying to kill the God-given soul of man. If you have seen a scene from the exorcist, it is what happened to Brandon that Kelly is describing. This is what it looks like if your child watches Twilight and you let them see the birthing scene. This is going to happen to your child, at a risk of 64% of happening.
What sort of sick and selfish parent would allow this to happen to their child? If you have any decency, you do not want your children possessed by a demon, especially one with a blood fetish.
Fortunately, our prayers must have saved Brandon because at current report there are no more seizures being reported from him, but Kelly has learened her lesson. “He scared me bigt time”, she could only say of her boyfriends brush with Satan’s bloodthirsty imps.
The theater where Brandon was possessed by a vampire demon cancelled the rest of the movies for Twilight’s showing.
As mentioned, all around the world more reports of people having these seizures are confusing those not familiar with this sort of thing. Dr. Michael G. Chez, the medical director of pediatric neurology and epilepsy in Sacramento, said the reports indicate the demons are using photon energy to overwhelm the brain, almost like shorting out your computer. The soul tries to keep its control over the brain, but if the demons can time it just right, they can take over the host’s entire body and our terrifying video above shows you what will happen to your daughter or even son if they get hold to them.
Dr. Chez and other medical personnel say that before they are possessed, people will usually see flashes of red and black, which are the colors of hell.
Dr. Chez reports, “It’s like a light switch going off, because it hits your brain all at once.”
“The troubles with teathers, it’s dark” and even for people who watch shows like Ghost Hunters and Celebrity Haunts know that dark environments are better for the dark forces of Satan.
“It’s like a light switch going off, because it hits your brain all at once,” Dr. Chez reports of how many people seem braindead and possessed right now.
Brandon vows to never see another Twilight movie and I really hope you parents take the same oath this minute. This movie is dangerous, it can possess your children and finally the world is appreciating this fact.
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6:06 pm
Okay, I saw Twilight a few days ago. Yeah, the birth scene was graphic, but still, it did not cause seizures at all, unless you are epileptic and loud noises/flashing lights trigger seizures, in which case, you shouldn’t have went to the theater without your meds. And feel special, you just got me in trouble. Now I’m mad. At you. Screw you, Abe.
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6:08 pm
I’m happy you got in trouble for looking at Twilight. More parents should be responsible like yours. And yes, there have been countless seizures being caused by this movie. Hopefully we can get Twilight Breaking Dawn Part II from ever reaching theaters since it’s causing all these problems. It could be a new form of terror.
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6:14 pm
No, Christwire got me in trouble. My mom is totally cool with me watching Twilight still. I’m going to the midnight showing of Part II.
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7:04 pm
I will pray that the movie is never released.
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3:50 am
maybe we should Ban christianity as well ?
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11:49 am
No, we dhould just ban all religious extremists. Like these fools here!
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6:15 pm
This is terrible. People should know this movie is bad for their health. Did you know the mexican werewolf falls in love with the anti-christ baby???? What is this teaching to young boys and girls?
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6:24 pm
Did you know that you could only play one of the wolves if you had native american blood?
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7:12 pm
So the movie is racist as well? Thanks for the info.
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7:40 pm
No, they just wanted the actors to actually LOOK native American. It wasn’t racist, not at all.
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6:41 pm
My 15 year old daughter talked me into to taking her to see this abomination with the promise that she would stop having impure thoughts about the neighbor boys of African persuasion.
She too began to convulse in a Satanic manner during the birthing scene (though throughout the whole movie I felt the unholy grip this film and its producers were trying to have on the pubescent audience). Luckily I had my vial of holy water handy in case such situations arise. I began an immediate exorcism on all the teenage girls in the theater until the ushers (who were obviously servants of the devil) came and kicked me and my daughter out. When we got home I immediately went out beating the wretched demonic spirit out of my baby girl with my officially ordained “Belt of Truth” that has the Holy Spirit itself fused into it.
Do not take your children to see this product of Hollywood Satanic Sodomy, or your home will be corrupted by the influences of dark Mormon cultic beliefs.
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11:51 am
I hope you get arrested for child abuse. And those ushers shouldn’t have kicked you out, they should have left you there doing your thing until the people from the local mental home came to fetch you.
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5:05 pm
Bless u still believe in made up stories
What do “God”, “Santa”, “Tooth Fairy” and the “Easter Bunny” have in common? NON ARE REAL 
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8:04 pm
Just looked on wikipedia and this whole website is a satirical website that publishes blog style articles that highlight perceived excesses of Christian conservatives along with derogative slang, homophobic references, and hints at child abuse. Chill,everyone.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire
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8:09 pm
Just figured that out? Sheesh.
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11:52 am
This is old news. I just come here for the fun of it. LOL!
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8:14 pm
A real president would protect America from this filth.
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8:24 pm
A real christian would actually embody their religion.
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9:03 pm
Right on.
None of the contributors to this website present themselves in a Christian manner. Aren’t they supposed to emulate Christ through love and charity? Do you really think Jesus would insult Mexicans? Do you think he would want to squeal with glee at the chance to murder homosexuals in a video game? Hit the text again, people. If spirits, demons, and God actually exist, then the contributors are plainly under the influence of a malicious spirit. People like them shame the charity and good work of real Christians and other religious folk.
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2:58 pm
A real man would be able to watch it and not be afraid of being taken over by Satan.
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10:23 pm
This whole vampire franchise is simply foul and clearly is meant to insult the faith of America’s Christians. is it any surprise that it’s video causes illness? I just feel bad for the children and hope these parents hire some fine lawyers and bankrupt the bums behind this garbage.
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2:59 pm
Too bad for you that vampires are real then isn’t it?
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4:22 pm
Haha did you know Stephanie Meyer, who wrote the books, was a mormon? Yet she is a christian!
Also, my parents are catholics…and let me see the movie! And I don’t think I am traumatised by the birth scene, even though I am very sensitive to any thing that is gore…
Sometimes you should get a life and see how things REALLY are, not the way YOU want to see them…
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11:44 pm
•chuckles• I find many of your articles to be rediculasly funny…. Although it’s kind of rude to make so many people so angry over your jokes, granted they should realize that your just trying to bring that anger out of them…. Oh well
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1:44 am
This article is Sexist.
IN THE HILARIOUS FUNNY FAIL WAY. Seriously?, only Women?. Man, you guy’s are idiot’s.
I think I might watch this Movie now. :]
Btw, I am agnostic.
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3:05 am
Hypocrite. At least we, the skilled and hard-working writers of Christwire, can use plurals correctly. As in, no apostrophes. You must be a woman, am I right?
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3:03 am
Not only that, but I’ve heard that most epileptics are atheists. The seizures caused by Twifight: Breaking Down will only further inspire impressionable children into giving into the sin of atheism. JRK Rowling must be stopped.
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9:31 pm
Oh my, I do think you might wanna at least find out who actually wrote the Twilight books before you comment. Here’s a hint: It wasn’t JKR.
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5:25 pm
I cant believe you people. JKR Did not write the books. Stephanie Meyer did. Guess what? She is a mormon. When I went to see the movie, no one in the theater had a seizure. This article is also sexist. Women should look? Christianity is about loving one another and supporting Christ.
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