How do I protect myself from all this black crime?

Do you feel safe at your school? Recently I am not so sure if I can answer yes to this. By law, my university is reqired to send out E-Mail to students informing us on crimes that happen on campus. I always read this E-Mail in detail because I have female friends that choose to make themselves prime rape targets by wearing reveling whorelot outfits. Even though they are asking for it, I still worry about them when they trollop back from work late at night because I am a very kind person.

The E-Mails include a description of the crime, suspect and the suspect’s last known location. Here are a few taken directly from my Email over the last month or so. Names are not included.

9/28/11
Crime: Attempted Aggravated Robbery
Description:
Black Male
Height: 6 Feet, 2 inches tall
Weight: 250 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Last Known Location: Zaxby’s

10/10/11
Crime: Felony Murder
Description:
Black Male
Height: 5 Feet, 11 inches
Weight: 250 lbs.
Eyes: Brown
Hair: Black
Last Known Location: Fire Baptized Holiness Church of God

It is very hard for me to tell black people apart normally, but is it me or does it seem like we have the same black man on the loose here? I think my University police is not doing a good enough job telling me if I need to only fear one big black scary man, or if I need to be worried about a pack of wild BLACKS roaming around my campus.

I have emailed my univeristy PD demanding several things:

1. More detail on the blackness and black nature of crimes

2. How to defend myself against a big black man, 2 big black men, or a pack of blacks

3. Tips for properly colored students who have to be out late at night

4. Better backround checks for black students

5. Mandatory Criminal Education class for all Black Students