I’m Not Racist, But Sometimes I Suffer from Nyctophobia
Over the last several weeks my anger has been kindled, my friends. In my email many people who read my work have been accussing me of racism! Such words hurt my heart. There are claims that several of my colleageus and I, are against Obama, because his skin in black.
Now, those are bold accusations. I may be from the land of Dixie and do my Confederate forefathers proud as much I can, but let me tell you what. I’m not racist, but sometimes I suffer from nyctophobia.
I won’t say dark things don’t scare me, because they do. I hate Satan. I hate evil. When I watched Star Wars for the first time, I could sympathize with those who fought against the Dark Side.
Any struggle between black and white is a motif that follows the book of John. We can either walk in the light of glory or die in the blackness of Satanic iniquity, and that’s where I see America right now my friends. We are lost in the dark, looking for the light.
Now, Obama just happens to be president right now and it just so happens that our nation, right now, is a land full of: murderous, war-mongering, bad economy having, baby pride killing, too sloven and lazy to all work for a living and God denying homo-loving, none child of Christ bastard blasphemers! We’ve betrayed all that we are when Obama stepped his sable frame into the White House! And he brought darkness within!
Do not call me racist you superficial idiots! The fact of the matter is that: Obama is black, just like the first time you saw Palpatine on Star Wars!
No, Palpatine’s skin was not black, he was rather pale. But if you look at the spiritual man, just like if you take a good look into the countenance of Obama and deep within his Sharia law bent to Mecca soul, you will find a man who is blacker than the darkest recesses of space, a man who has no heart or compassion for this great nation.
He stands idly by on a golf course, swinging his clubs and Uncle Tomming before his liberal elite friends, playing the part of the laid back Kennedy who is aloof to the needs of this society. He is not rolling back his sleeves, holding Congress by the scruff and demanding deals worked out for us all! He is too busy trying to do a reach around to Iran to prevent them from developing nuclear bombs! With his pants down and eyes shut before Palestine, Obama forgot to open his Ali baba reading eyes for just a second to see Pakistan was ready to stab us in the back!
Now here we sit, betrayed and broke. No space shuttles to carry our astronauts to space. Was it the dream of JFK and Ronald Reagan for us to have to beg Russian communists for a ride to our space station. I would say “NO!” emphatically. I would say, “No.”
I would say “NoBama!” if any man named Obama was president and our nation was in the condition it is in today. I am not racist, my friends, but I am an American and I proudly suffer from nyctophobia. I hope you do too. I know our forefathers did.
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Author: Tiernan Kincaid
11:58 am
racist statements from your article:
I won’t say dark things don’t scare me, because they do. I hate Satan. I hate evil
I hope you do too. I know our forefathers did.
Not all of our forefathers were racist like you. People in the Union weren’t racist. Plenty of them were actually Quakers. Quakers were very nice people. If you actually paid attention during history class, instead of fantasizing about having sex with little Stevie, then you’d know this.
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12:35 pm
Great article, Tiernan. I am fearful of dark things like the Obamas too.
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12:58 pm
And you’re a racist bastard. Don’t even try t deny it.
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2:30 pm
I’m not racist and I had a great relationship with my father.
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2:48 pm
Adam, is there really any point in you claiming that you’re not racist? All of us know that you’re lying out your ass, so why even bother?
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2:52 pm
tell me what you wanna do with china adam ? or Japan or haiti or russia or the middle east or europe ?
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4:47 pm
You’re father was the milkman
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6:42 pm
and hsi mother the plumberman …
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11:18 pm
Actually his father was the Mexican pool boy.
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12:20 am
Claire, why are you such a mean person?
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12:25 am
Claire’s a nice person. She just doesn’t like idiot, therefore she doesn’t like you. Go to hell Stevie.
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9:12 pm
Adam Nelson
So you didn’t suggest America go nuke crazy recently and bomb every country that disagrees with YOUR world view? Seems pretty xenophobic and racist to me. Can’t say “I am fearful of dark things like the Obamas too” then claim to not be racist. You have already proven you were racist.
Also being a bastard has nothing to with your relationship with your father. If you are talking the EXACT meaning of the word it just means dad and mum weren’t married when the child was born. Nothing there about disliking your father.
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12:20 pm
Adam Nelson is a racist. Whoever sits behind the computer and types up messages under the alias “Adam Nelson” is not a racist.
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9:06 pm
Simple tip for life. Never use the phrase: “I am not______, but…” The second you throw the “but” in there you instantly loose your argument. It counters your own point. The moment you use that “but” the world rolls its eyes at you. So your chosen article title: “I’m not racist, but sometimes I suffer from nyctophobia” your meaning is instantly turns round and slaps you in your own face.
Also might not want to use the phrase: “I’m not racist” either as a rule. You know who usually says that? Racists. Or people who have just said something that may be racist and are already defending themselves.
It isn’t a struggle between black and white. That is point number two that makes you seem racist. It is a struggle between good or evil. Sometimes I admit it gets referred to as Dark and Light. But NEVER black and white.
Obama, from an outsider’s (not american) perspective, seems to have been a great decision. He seems like he could do some great things for your country and possibly even start to help remove some serious stigmas your countrymen have.
Point three on you proving you are in fact racist: Your country had an awful lot of: murderous, war-mongering, bad economy having, too sloven and lazy to all work for a living before Obama. In fact your country has been starting many wars for decades before Obama even thought of ever becoming the president. There has not been a rise in any of that really more a continuation as for “God denying homo-loving, none child of Christ bastard blasphemers” if Obama makes your nation more tolerant of other people’s faiths and sexualities, good for him. He would be doing an awesome job for America. Between you and me that is one reason why Americans have such a negative reputation around the world.
Palpatine and Obama are completely different. Palpatine wanted universal dominance and would stop at nothing killing trillions of innocent beings just to get his way. Obama just seems to want tolerance and equality. Two things Palpatine didn’t care about. Also I’d say Obama does seem to genuinely care about your nation. He seems to want the best for the average American citizen no matter what ethnicity, religion, economic status or sexuality. How does that seem like a bad thing?
I am going to skip over your clear show of xenophobia (as evidenced in the section on Iran, Palestine and Pakistan) as this is strictly a race issue.
Now you do realise that your country has not been betrayed at all really? Very melodramatic. As for broke, I have big news on that front. THE WHOLE WORLD IS BROKE. That is why we refer to the situation as a global recession.
I take it when you say “our space station” you are of course referring to the International Space Station? Did you catch the key word in its name? Obviously not as you referred to it as your space station. I shall give you a hint the key word (for my point anyway) ISN’T space or station. It is INTERNATIONAL. It is an international project. It was a combination of the following programmes: NASA’s Freedom, Russia’s Mir-2, Japan’s Kibō, ESA’s (European Space Agency) Columbus. So when you are having to “beg Russian communists for a ride” it isn’t to your space station it is too a multi-national space station. Side note, A) you are not begging for a lift you are taken up there due to the whole joint effort part of the project. B) Russia hasn’t been communist for about 20 odd years now. Not since the USSR and communism collapsed in about 1991.
Racism (you haven’t got nyctophobia, that is the crippling fear of the dark) is nothing to be proud of. It is something you appear to suffer from though. Final side note: proud of suffering with a fear? Really? Fears are something no one is proud of. It is a part of themselves people don’t want to be made public.
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9:34 pm
nice comment really nice comment
I wanted to said the same thing but I guess it’s better you said it the space station is not owned by anyone but the entire earth
(also you named the first spatials programs but many more added it like germany and china as well)
Other than that they are clearly racist
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11:24 pm
Do you really think the other nations contributed that much to the ISS? By all technicality, the US owns the space station and NASA may dump it within the next decade. Note that China is also planning to build their own space station, which is even more reason that we must restrengthen our space defenses and technology, so we can rain oblivion from above on China if necessary.
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11:38 pm
Only a racist moron like you would say shit like that. When your foreign policy is basically ‘blow everything to dirt’, you can’t say you aren’t racist or xenophobic, ESPECIALLY when you pin the blame of so many problems of society on minorities.
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6:41 am
I know the other nations have contributed a lot to the ISS. NASA doesn’t own it by any technicality so you alone can’t dump the project. There are very few modern day projects that are undertaken by one country. Most if not all are joint projects nowadays. Again wanting to “rain oblivion” to countries that YOU dislike I see. And to think earlier you were trying to say you weren’t racist. Also quick side note, you do realise the ISS ISN’T an orbital defence programme it is more research based?
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11:31 pm
Children fear the dark, but nobody fears the light. People inherently hate evil which essentially is darkness. Nyctophobia is completely natural and healthy.
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11:38 am
Photophobia – fear of light.
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8:03 pm
Light=Jesus. People who fear Jesus quickly get smited by God. It’s a proven fact, go read the bible, you atheist lesbian whore.
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