Is Fat-Jowled Chuffiness The New Standard for Democrats

Abe
• ChristWire
November 23, 2011 2:31 am25 comments

Chuffiness. The act of fat-faced Democrats living off the fat of the land and claiming they are not greedy. Observe.

The shake their jowls and spittle out grease-lard fat and even more pugnent, unhealthy lies that clog up the arteries of morality that is supposed to make freedom course through the body of this great nation.

It is said that America has more obese and overweight hypocrites than any other country on Earth, and this is true.  Why?  Because these liberals of chuffiness.

Take the time tomorrow to turn on Fox News.  I know for you bigots, you don’t want to give a fair and balanced news channel a shot but watch it.  For you in New York, Chicago and Southern California, turn into our local broadcast ChristWire TV News (CWTV).  You will find truth in what we are saying and also you will notice that our reporters are fit and not fat.

Contrast this with all the liberals up above.  OWN Channel has big girls named Oprah and Rosie at the helm.  Liberal movies:  Michael Moore.  Global Warming TV:  Al Gore.  You see the trend?  Liberals are fat bellied hypocrites.  They are the people of chuffiness whose lifestyles of greed can be measured by the girth of their wastes.

Blog Widget by LinkWithin
Thanks for rating this! Now tell Facebooked friends and Twitter how you feel through social media. .
How does this post make you feel?
  • Sinful
  • Suspicious
  • Scared
  • Sad
  • Amused
  • Laughing Out Loud
Tags:

25 Comments

  • Perhaps you should take a look at yourself and Billings.

    Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 3 Thumb down 3

    • Claire, just because you boast a taut size two frame it does not mean you should deman other people. One day you will be with child and sloven.

      As for Abe and Stephenson, they are both firm men of God. Stephenson regularly leads hikes throughout the scenic American Appalachia from what I know, and only several months ago I saw a video of Brother Abe dead lifting a fridge over his head. Why are you such a judgemental hypocrite?

      Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 2

      • “One day you will be with child and sloven.”

        Um, no I won’t. Not only am I most likely unable to but I have the right to say NO to having children. Or do we live in Saudi Arabia now?

        Billings’ hikes don’t mean squat since he obviously overeats. If he didn’t overeat he wouldn’t be fat.

        The fridge that Abe lifted was fake since the the rear of the truck wasn’t weighed down.

        Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 3

        • I just watched the video again and you can hear him straining to lift the object, but by pure physical strength and God’s blessings a man who had a heart attack can lift a fridge, as he proved in that video. And there is nothing wrong with Billings, Claire. Why are you such a superficial person?

          Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 1

          • You can hear him straining so that’s proof that it was a real refrigerator? Are you high?

            Also, judging from Billings’ avatar and his facebook profile picture, he is quite overweight.

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 1

          • Why are you stalking Abe and Stephenson, Claire?

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 2

          • Who said I was stalking them? Knowing what Billings has as his avatar and what he has as his facebook profile pic don’t amount to stalking.

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 1

          • You’re waning on about intimate details of their bodies. That would be like if I were commenting on specific aspects of your body. That’s just creepy, Claire.

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 2

          • Yet it’s okay to post pictures of Michael Moore, Rosie O’Donnell, Al Gore, and Al Sharpton in an article about “Fat-Jowled Chuffiness”?

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 1

          • Claire, you’re again trying to avoid the point. All the people in the article are chuffy, Abe and Billings are two moral men who are fit in the spirit and in their reporting. Why are you so superficial?

            Is it because you’ve got a beautiful, fit and awesome body and you think that everyone who doesn’t have such a flesh site as yours is beneath you?

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 3

          • I’m not avoiding the point at all, sack-wrangler.

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 1

          • Judging by Claire’s avatar, she spends a good portion of each day licking her own asshole.

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 0

          • Actually my cat Tasha doesn’t lick her ass anywhere near as often as my cat Charlie, which is why Tasha is often the victim of dingleberries.

            Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 0

    • Perhaps you need to look up the definition of loose-jowled. Both Abe and Billings have normal goiters.

      Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 1

  • This is what happens when you live off the blood and sweat of the working class.

    Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 2 Thumb down 4

  • The body is a temple of God. Liberals have forgotten this or never learned. They think they can treat their bodies like garbage cans and then use aborted baby dna parts to replace theirs. This is the price of sin and satan’s influence but it will also be their downfall. Just look at some of the “temples” in this article and try to tell me satan’s influence is not an ugly thing. You’ll be locked up for insanity.

    “Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; 20 you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body,” — 1 Cor. 6:19-20

    Praise or Condemn: Thumb up 1 Thumb down 1

Leave a Reply


You can add images to your comment by clicking here.