Is Your Teenaged Daughter Throwing An Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgy?
Sweaty midnight bodies inked in the most lurid concoctions of Uncle Tweety Flipper’s liquid LSD and hormone-fueling dried marijuana droplets applied with a felt tipped sharpie, thousands of youths are now participating in what’s being called “Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgies”. Drugs are being laced in sharpies, then drawn on the bodies of party-goers to indicate signs of orifice pliability and pelvic lunging sin-acts their drugged bodies are slated to perform. In shocking contrast to the worst fears, girls are the perpetrators at these parties and plan to loosen your son’s sphincter by tickling coercion, drugs and picture shame. If you hear or see your teenager mentioning ABSO parties on Twitter or Facebook, be panicked as these parties are being associated with blood rituals, reverse sodomy and a drastic rise in diseased teenaged pregnancy.
Daddy’s Little Girl Turned Midnight Disciple If your daughter’s clothing choices have grown more dark and macabre, beware. She may have a dark spirit residing within. Her lusty choices of black Corinthian leathers, striped ‘eye-catcher’ socks and makeup packing are sure signs that she is into an occult and sexually active. Quick, decisive action is needed for your daughter if her clothing choices worry you, especially if she has labeled herself a Black Veiled Bride.
If you are like millions of other parents, at some point in your life you have found yourself waiting up, absolutely terrified, hours past your son or daughter’s curfew.
Where are they? Have they been in a drunk driving accident, or even worse, stolen by a bearded stranger with Hispanically shifty eyes and dark features, like on Lifetime Movies? These images of horror haunt the daydreams of millions of parents nationwide and are only abated when we see our precious, naive teenagers safely tucked away in their rooms at night.
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New sociological surveys conducted by the American Center for Parenting have found startling new findings in a new party trend sweeping across the nation.
The trend is called “Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgies”, being turned into the acronym ABOS for quick communication on today’s modern social networks like Facebook, Twitter and iPhone.
While you are dreaming up classic, horrible fates that may have happened to your after-curfew, non-phone answering teenager, they are out having the most lurid types of flesh bonding seen since the days of Woodstock. And just like Woodstock, the naive children do not realize the deadly predicament in which they are placing themselves.
Over the last five years lone, startling new trends of teenagers dressing in black clothing, engaging in acts of Twilight-inspired HIV vampirism and listening to horrible, unskilled ‘autotuned’ demon music from Black Veiled Brides during Wiccan blood ceremonies have increased. This core cult of hardcore female dominatrix carnality is inspiring copycat offenses among our nation’s high schools and college-aged daughters.
Female teenagers of today are perverts and are familiar with mind-altering drugs like LSD, finding ways to slip the drugs into the cups of young men and destroying their lives in all sorts of ways. Andy Biersack has managed to make young women fantasize about skinny, effeminate boys who like a phallic device loosening their colon and a woman dominating them in the muskiest of ways. That’s why we’ve seen these startling trends every since Biersack’s band first performed music:
DRUGGED SODOMY RATES OF MALES ATTENDING ANDY BIERSACK SHARPIE PARTIES SINCE 1996
Note that in the first four Bush years, the rate of female on male sodomy dropped under the powerful leadership of a Godly leader. As his presidency waned and Obama’s name and power became known, look at how the influence of ravers and bands like BVB cause the amount of exploitive fornication to suddenly increase. BVB ticket sales peaked in 2009.
Those numbers accenting the statistical data may terrify you, but what’s even scarier is to know the music and people behind this new ‘thrusting women on top, men spread mud canyon on bottom’ Black Veiled Brides party culture sweeping across America.
To understand the culture surrounding these secret “Sharpie Orgies” parties your daughter is attending or even planning, first we must understand the music of a band named the Black Veiled Brides. As reported by Susan B., the Black Veiled Brides are the newest evolution of a immature cult known as ‘emosexuals‘.
Andy Bierack Sharpie Parties
Teenagers who abide by this lifestyle are usually dressed in luridly black clothing, actively seeking to passionately violate gender roles and experiment with blood cannibalism. Fans of the Black Veiled Brides are very argumentative and in denial, stating they do not have the morals of a prostitute or not into a deadly occult when the opposite is painfully true.
As you can tell by the black clothing, makeup and loud, confusing music consumed by the culture, teenagers who are part of this cult are brain-damaged and not thinking clearly. When you try to confront your children about their clothing and music choices, they will be cognizant that their lifestyles are not right but Satan will not loosen his grip on them. They will deny their wrongdoings and demon possession.
Ultimately, the Black Veiled Brides and Andy Biersack are leading to a culture where men are estrogen huffing softies and women turgid, relentless sex hounds with a penchant for occult rituals where they will stab a man 300 times to get their jollies in these Satanic sharpie sex rites.
The link you clicked in the story above has hopefully opened your eyes. Don’t think this cannot happen to your son. Reports indicate that in 2011 so far, over 17,590 young men in college have been sodomized by sex crazed Andy Biersack fans at these sharpie orgy parties. The incidence is far more prevalent than you expect and that number only includes confessions, where most men will not confirm what has happened to them.
Has Your Son Been Throbbing Gristled, Anally? It is a tough, harrowing conversation that any father never wants to have, but it must be done. Male victims of Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgies usually carry a great burden and stigma upon them, stiffly walking away from the parties in shame into a life of uncertainty, coercion and fractured masculine identity. The key to healing for your son is recognizing the signs of an ABSO victim and stalking him on Facebook, to see if any of his female friends “LIKE” the Black Veiled Brides or worse “LIKE” Andy Biersack. If you find any of these signs verified, assume your son has been bent before the will of a buxom young woman looking to fetishize his intestinal innocence and make him an ‘emosexual’.
Most Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgies are casually planned, usually at the house of parents out of town for the weekend or more commonly, at sorority houses.
Many women today expect every man to be a “Biersack Emosexual Blend (A Bëb, a wordplay on Babe)”. A man with no backbone or bass in his voice, willing to lustfully tongue kiss other man as they both stiffen with sin before a cheering female crowd is called a Beb.
Such a vision flies in contrast to proper days and tradition for America, where mindless sorority bimbos properly put on a good show of lighthearted fun, flicked tongues and flesh as America’s future son doctors, lawyers and businessmen took reprieve from intense study to see how crazy the future wombs of America could be in their college days.
The reason men should not be broken in a way Biersack would describe as ‘normal’ is because homosexuality is poison for the male spirit. It is akin to breaking the back of a proud stallion, shaving the mane of a once powerful lion and savaging his once proud pride before his now mascara caked eyes. Black Veiled Bride fangirls don’t want to hear a man’s proud roar or loud gallop, but rather the side saddled pee tinkle tellings of a sissy who will bend over to her will.
To achieve this end, women are loading up on the hallucinogenic LSD at these BVB parties. If your daughter seems to have innocent “Vitamin Water” bottles in her room, take a closer look at the labels. What you may think are crates of health drinks are actually a new blend of LSD liquid being used to fit and conscious fraternity men who may not drink the spiked beer keg. Every man who is suckered into attending a sharpies orgy is likely to get drugged and sodomized.
LSD Laced Water – One of the newest terrors facing parents with college-aged children are designer drug drinks. Here, we see an alternate bottle of ‘Vitamin Water’ that is seen at Biersack Sharpie parties. Note the substance “LSD” has been added to this bottle most likely imported from Eastern Europe. These drinks are secretly plying our nation’s young men with LSD, so females can ravage them in a role reversal not even a 60s era feminist would dream up.
This type of femme-fatal on male masochism may seem shocking to parents, but it’s just another “I’m out to the movies Friday” for thousands of spit-tongue snake liars that have a good chance of being your ‘innocent’ daughter.
The fact of the matter is that over 84% of Black Veiled Bride female fans are abortion toking whores. Black Veiled Bride fangirls who drug and sodomize a young man at these parties are ‘christened’ a Black Veiled Widow Spider priestess within the BVB cult army.
While you think your daughter’s flat belly is a sign of her innocence, know if she is listening to ‘dark’ music she’s likely a loose little harlot. She’s secretly invoking her “HIPPA” rights at the doctor and getting abortions behind your back. She’s equally good at hiding her stash of LSD right under your nose: go ahead, take courage and ask your daughter if she has ever had Vitamin Water.
Before asking that question, note her black, slutty clothing, loose Mexican-mascara eyebrow queen baggy pants and bondage corsets always had you suspicious, especially when she gobbed on mascara like a Vegas show girl, but now you also know the statistics and the cold hard facts that are hard for any parent to hear.
Your girl is likely sodomizing her male classmates from behind, forcing them into unwanted coital carnality and hiding it all from you with a miracle pill flat belly and an oath of shame inflicted on her male victim.
Just as was the case with vajazzling, we are finding that women have found another way to force studious young men with high hopes and dreams into shameful acts of perversions.
You may think your son is strong and nothing could keep him from achieving his goal of a great career and a loving nuclear family, but understand the power of blackmail is more powerful than any desire. The world of politics is built on blackmail and scandal, and sadly, our young women are learning this fact. The true weakness of a man is shame.
As you keep that in mind, next we are going to do something that’s unprecedented for our ministry but is necessary. Coming into a new year, we must be prepared to teach our sons about the new dangers facing their lives. No longer is it being drugged by a jealous classmate or being robbed by black thugs as they leave a Macy’s parking lot late at night.
The new dangers are leather-addicted, black veiled women with bad taste in music and a tongue that yearns for the blood, sweat and fecal shames of your bent son. It may sound gross and terse, parents, but that is just the world we live in.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGE GALLERY SHOWS MEN WHO HAVE BEEN VICTIMIZED AT ANDY BIERSACK SHARIE PARTIES. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PRAY BEFORE REVIEWING THIS SHOCKING MEDIA AND DEMAND ALL WOMEN/CHILDREN LEAVE ROOM BEFORE REVIEWING.
Entranced by the demonic crescendo’s of Andy Biersack’s ethereal voice, the ABSO party girls are easily thrown into a fit of frantically tensed thighs and sexual lusts that can only be released by drugging a male partygoer and thrusting plastic objects into his drug loosened backside. Here we see a supple, tan-bodied college co-ed giving the ‘thumbs up’ as she has put the Signs of Sodomy on the back of a fit fraternity male, likely drugged with a bottle of LSD sports drink.
Note the SoS symbols on his back imply certain depravities that he would not do while sober with colon firmly clenched against the whims of any illegal intruders. Women also purportedly douse the sharpies in the supplies of LSD water they have, further drugging their victims with each stroke of felt tipped poison.
Here a young man has been lured into a lair of despair. Note that under the bed, you can see bottles of LSD laced Vitamin Water that was likely funneled into his mouth at the party. As sly as gentle midnight wind, a sorority vixen is taking shameful pictures of this young man. Note the SoS marking on his back and the instrument of destruction they used on his intestinal release area still present in this film. There is no telling how many Black Veiled Bride sorority fangirls had their way with this young man, but know he will awaken ashamed.
Wonder if that is your son? Would he dare come his for Thanksgiving or Christmas break, telling you about the horrors that were afflicted upon him. Likely not. Imagine the lifetime of guilt, confusion and shame being coerced into the existence of a emo is going to do to him.
Another man victim. This picture shows the ‘blood letting’ aspect of these parties as already warned about. Note that upon his left jugular, we see the works of a demonic ceremony not performed since the times of Vlad Tepes.
If you have ever accused your daughter of listening to Satanic music because it did not sound right, this picture proves you are right. The music this BVB army fangirls listen to is Satanic and is their black clothing does mean they are in a vampire cult. There is no way around it. We can only hope this unclassified young man was taken to an ER before they spent all his blood. And if he did receive medical care, what about his mind?
The woman violating this young man must be on testosterone hormone therapy, judgingby the hirsute nature of her brawny forearm. Look at the SoS: “Insert Here”. “I Heart Men”. A map of the intestines. These women are introducing this unfortunate young man into the world of homosexuality.
This is just disgraceful. This young man is being glitzed up with homosexual phrases and fun words, calling his fingers ‘dick ticklers’ and a fish on his arm and ocean blue on his face, meaning that women are free to use his passed out body as a tuna pleaser. Such an image should bring tears to the eyes of fathers right now, and shame to the hearts of mothers. Are these women really the future of our country, who would exploit our once proud men in such ways?
The cult of Andy Biersack is growing in power. One only has to look at the sales of movies like Twilight, the spread of homosexuality and the amount of black clad teenagers at stores like “Hot Topic” to know its true. All of these things are the product of this new dark Black Veiled Bride culture sweeping the nation.
If this cult has their way, this is what the future men of America will all look like. This will be the norm:
If your son is not currently dressed like that, do not take comfort. His innocence makes him a prime candidate for being invited to a future Sharpie Party and being attacked in ways you would not dare imagine. After he is attacked once, the floodgates of hellish impulses is open and he may consider himself tainted and used, willing to dive further into the lifestyle of homosexual infidelity, black bondage leather and male mascara drawn on with LSD laced sharpies. Do not let this fate be your sons, parents.
Chastise your daughters and forbid her from throwing any parties or being outside your rule and authority. If you think your son is acting suspicious, get him counseling and coerce a confession out of him. Accost his pride: accuse him of being sodomize by a crazed new-age punk rocker girl and watch him break down and cry, then comfort him. Get him counseling, and most of all, continue to boycott all black clothing and the Black Veil Brides.
It is all a danger to our children, especially when they are naive teenagers and college students.
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Author: Mike Watson
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2:05 am
You’re a fucking moron. In 1996 Andy was 6 years old. The only person to perform that young was Mozart. Get a fucking life and stop trying to ruin others’. I can’t even describe how stupid you are. I’m not a very religious person, but I know that this bullshit isn’t Christian. I’m tired of the bullshit on this website. It gets old. You aren’t adults. If you were adults you’d be working, not wasting your lives on her. If you are adults, then I pity your sorry ass. Climb out of your parent’s basement, and get a fucking life. I hope you realize that you’re going to the deepest, hottest, worst pit of hell.
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9:54 am
Ok, ummm these are not BLACK VEIL BRIDES SHARPIE ORGY PARTIES. These are actually real photos of collage kids that get drunk and party. That is actually a common collage prank that Collage kids pull on passed out drunk collage kids. COLLAGE KIDS. Emos and BVB have nothing to do with these pranks.
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4:57 am
These girls try to hide their insecurity behind their makeup.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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10:42 pm
Just like you’re Dad’s trying to hide the fact that you’re not his.
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1:37 am
Why are you always trying to hurt others? Is it because of the SATAN-inspired music you delude your mind with? Be blessed, my child. And be blessed QUICK!
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1:48 am
Oh I’m not a mean person. I posted somewhere that I was just going to be a bitch to you. If you’re not a complete idiot, then I’ll be nice to you.
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2:14 am
Clownboy, you’re the one who’s always trying to hurt others, condemning lifestyles and choices made by people, regardless of what the subject matter is.
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10:55 pm
OH GOD A CLOWN. SATAN HELL SPAWN. STATAN’S HELL SPAWN!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!
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9:55 am
Why in the world would you choose a clown picture? CLOWN?! I hate clowns just like you are secretly an accident and we wished that you weren’t such a moron!
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10:51 am
i agree with the others, what the fuck, a clown picture? Really? Why? Have you not read It? Oh of course not, Christwire people can’t read anything longer than a few sentances, can they? Because then they might take time to read the Bible. Oh yeah, back to the clown. There’s a reason children are terrified of them!
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7:48 am
this is complete bullshit! how is Andy biersack even associated with this!? he doesn’t even do drugs, never has and never will. he said so himself. kids write on their friends for fun, to embarrass them for fun. its all a fucking joke, not to get high! i know for a fucking fact that you are not christian, because if you were you’d be ignoring all the stuff you don’t like and not pissing people off. do you even have a job? or do you just sit around all day on this website? your a worthless piece of shit, asshole
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11:06 am
Such a foul mouth on a young woman, so sad. Did you know your penchant for cussing is directly related to amount of absorbed LSD?
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11:48 am
Adam, still a fucking moron. Go to hell. Your mom probably fucked the milkman.
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12:45 pm
That’s not very nice. First off, my mother and father loved each other very much. Secondly, my mother passed away, so show respect. I’ve seen nothing but great disrespect from you ‘Veil Army’ briders and that only terrifies me more and makes me wonder if I need to alert parents of teenaged parents about this entire Biersack cult.
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1:21 pm
Why should we show respect for your mother when you show blatant disrespect for women all the time?
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1:49 pm
My dad’s dead and I don’t complain. When someone says something about my dad, I just brush it off. Also why should I respect you, when you’ve done nothing but disrespect me as well as many others?
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2:27 pm
You should not be ungrateful little Jezebels. The day may come when you’re under my care and I have to save your life.
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2:44 pm
Right, because one of these days I’m going to get injured in California…
What should we be grateful for anyway when it comes to you?
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2:45 pm
Oh, and Jezebel? I thought that, according to you, I was a prude. Make up your mind, motherfucker.
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2:57 pm
I’m a good man, Claire. You hate to admit it, but I’m a good man. And I’ll tell you I’ve had to work with black clothed women before and I’ve helped them out quite well.
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3:06 pm
Is that supposed to Impress us? And you aren’t a good man, you fucking judge people for their differences.
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3:34 pm
You’re judging me right now, hypocrite.
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You smile when innocent kittens are euthanized. You’ve said that women belong in the kitchen and on their backs in bed. You’re NOT a good man.
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3:48 pm
There is nothing wrong with euthanization of kittens. It is an unfortunate but necessary practice. I appreciate a woman making a good meal in a kitchen, though I’m not so shabby myself in the kitchen. I make a mean spaghetti and tossed side salad if you ever want to swing by my place, I’ll serve you up. And for that other talk, there are about 7 billion other people who will somehow participate in such acts. Missionary is the most common position and most comfortable, though sadly you’ll never experience that.
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4:06 pm
You SMILE when kittens are euthanized, asshole. You said that women BELONG in the kitchen and on their backs in bed, asshole.
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1:55 am
Adam is a good man. Keep marching, Brother Nelson. Keep marching. You will surely reach the promised land. God Bless You!
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2:11 am
A good man doesn’t smile at the deaths of others Clownboy.
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2:21 am
You’re like a gnat, L.N. A gnat sent by Satan himself. BE GONE WITH YOU!
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2:30 am
So what you’re saying is, you’re an idiot and you have no response to the fact that Adam is a complete and total monster and should be eradicated immediately, correct?
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10:57 pm
Wow Adam, I am genuinely surprised you can articulate to well with a mouth full of dick.
LAWL.
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5:12 am
I sit here and think “fuck you”, but instead use what I know of my own damn religion, CATHOLICISM, to tell you what you dumbasses don’t seem to get. Yeah, sure, cults may have been started for BvB, but cults have been started for almost EVERYTHING. The majority of these fans are just that; FANS. I like BvB, my best friend likes BvB, and we sit listening to them with a few others, drawing on each other with things like “Kitty loves you” and “This arm belongs to Tobi”… Does that make us a cult? We drink and eat food directly imported from Japan and laugh at crude/gory things while wearing black and covering ourselves with body paint for this little thing called “cosplay”. Does that mean we’re part of a cult? No. If I showed this to my dad, first thing he’d say would be: “This is complete b.s.” Even though he doesn’t listen to them.
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6:36 pm
nobody had answered my question, how the fuck does this have to do with Andy biersack!? and i don’t do LSD nor any other drug, i’m at least that smart. so what if i cuss? to fucking bad! people do things that we don’t like, i don’t like that your wrote this bullshit i cant call writing
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6:47 pm
Watch your tongue young lady.
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7:08 pm
Why should she?
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7:36 pm
hmm let me think………….nah. asshole
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10:57 pm
No U.
LOOO~~~~L
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10:30 pm
Did anybody else notice it when Adam asked for Claire to come to his house so he can kidnap her and rape her? lol what a disgusting prick. I should report him for attempt to kidnap and rape a child.
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11:51 am
WTF IS THIS SHIT? HAHA! OH MY GOD! what has sharpies got anything to do with….argh……wow…you guys REALLY need hobbies
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12:12 pm
Just to let you guys know, this is a joke website. It’s actually parodying insane christan websites, but they deny it. It’s like the onion
but thanks for the laugh christwire, that was fucking hilarious. And Andy’s been causing these since he was 6? What a legend. I think ill have to go to one of these parties, they sound like a blast 
hahahaha
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4:15 pm
Well even if it is a fake parody website, they’ve crossed the line. They have insulted “emos”, mexicans, chinese, BVB and FIR fans, Bryanstarzzzz, gays, Obama (He deserves that though), basically anyone who isnt a white “Christian” male. And most of all if it is a parody, they are insulting Christians. I think they’ve gone too far with this joke because me and all my friends and family are deeply offended.
Wanna join me in my Sharpie Orgy in BVB honor? Haha(:
And yeah, those parties are sooooo fun
But seriously, the people in on this joke should stfu its annoying to EVERYONE!
<3 /Bree
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9:58 am
And you people are finally getting violent with it!! Yay!! Way to go!!
Morons
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Our epenis is bigger than yours!!!!! lololol
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12:17 pm
“The reason men should not be broken in a way Biersack would describe as ‘normal’ is because homosexuality is poison for the male spirit. It is akin to breaking the back of a proud stallion, shaving the mane of a once powerful lion and savaging his once proud pride before his now mascara caked eyes. Black Veiled Bride fangirls don’t want to hear a man’s proud roar or loud gallop, but rather the side saddled pee tinkle tellings of a sissy who will bend over to her will.”
That was a very powerful passage and a great call of the awareness about the destruction American culture faces at the hands of these liberals.
I can’t look at these images and read your words without wondering why this sort of music is even popular today. I would hope that American children would know better, would be smarter than this. It’s just sickening and sad they would chase down death so willingly. This nonsense is just crossdressing and playing with makeup and then yelling at the parents who love you. Seems like some have taken this tantrum a bit too far and feel like they need to act out in real life. I hope every parent reading heeds your warning, Mike. Throw this music in the garbage bin!
In my younger days, inhaling sharpies was how high school kids got high. There are chemicals in their that rot the brain and some children have so little they love in life that crushing their own spirit brings them a short-term buzz.
If adults are worried about drugs, can’t they see the connection to goth music? I wonder if these so-called “musicians” could be prosecuted for this. I would love to have them see the inside of a jail cell for 10 to 20.
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12:22 pm
Steve, you’re hilarious. I enjoy your attempts at logic
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12:33 pm
You will address Mr. Billings as Mr. Billings or Journalist Billings.
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12:46 pm
I will call him whatever I want, thank you very much
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12:57 pm
Just call him Stevie, that’s what I do.
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1:20 pm
I simply call him Billings, because it’s rude
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1:39 pm
It’s his choice. I’ll either call him Steve/Stevie or dick muncher. I’ll let him pick
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4:16 pm
What a nasty girl gang you’ve all become. What happened to the days when little women worse skirts and bows in their hair?
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4:27 pm
They disappeared, along with the rampant sexism of those days.
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8:14 pm
i believe shit head fuck cunt dick nose is a good fit,….. but thats just me
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12:26 am
Allison Manson, you should not think you have to show off your flesh to get more attention.
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2:10 am
“nasty gang girl”? Ooh, kinky. I like it steve
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4:19 pm
Oh i do concur, i wear skirts and bows. Just not in front of perverts such as Small Dick and Pedophile Clown. We are insulted by you carpet munchers so we have acted in a hostile way.
Suck it, old man.
<3 /Bree
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10:01 am
Hmmmmm, lets think about this for a seccond, “What happened to the days when little women worse skirts and bows in their hair?”
Ummm the answer is simple, perverts that are secretly hiding in cults and websites like this try to get us more often when this happened. Oh and I’ll have you know that they are still around, the colors are just black and red. Which in your eyes makes them devil worshippers, which we’re not. but OH WELL!!
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12:24 am
Thank you, Stephenson. Your heartfelt commentary always provides greater opportunity for these hard-headed heathens and their parents to realize the truth. It troubles me that parents today are not more authoritative. There was once a time when girls like this would get a good scolding and perhaps even a leather lashed whooping when Daddy came home from work. No longer do parents strike fear into their children and look at the result: we have a nation full of spoiled brats who hop up on LSD and do the most horrifying things imaginable with their drug-addled bodies. It is hard to think that this “Biersack” generation is the future of Western civilization.
No wonder China and the terrorists are so emboldened.
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I have to wonder if these kids use that permanent ink when they’re branding each other. The Bible warns of us of such brands and how they foretell the calamity of civilization. No surprise these kids are play-acting the end times of Satan.
Well, God bless you mike. I certainly hate it when the young people spam your message boards here but I do believe that some ulimately get exposed to truth. If we speak of faith and goodness enough, maybe a little light will shine into their dark and lonely worlds. I just feel so badly for their mothers, who must suffer knowing their children dress like harlots and intoxicate themselves despite all the warning signs evident around us.
I will pray for these lost souls and surely spread the good word at my church. We here in Tennessee have been called “backward” by the big city liberals, but truth knows we’re on the forefront of morality today.
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1:42 am
Your words are inspiring, Brother Billings. I believe the filth that spams the message board is a cry for help and through the grace of God and the persistent example that you present to guide and inform the youth of our country brings glory to the Lord.
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1:39 am
FINALLY, a mature, Christ-inspired response.
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2:13 am
Nothing Billings says is mature, let alone Christ-inspired.
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2:14 am
THank you Albert, it’s always wonderful to see others who are as committed as I to entertaining children in a healthy, ethical way. People say the Art of the Clown is dead, but it’s truly timeless. I used to dream of joining the circus when I was young but at my age now the circus of an hour long 8-year old’s birthday party is enough exercise to last me a week!
God bless!
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2:41 am
And I’d always assumed clowns were Satanic creations sent to this earth to scare little kids for his twisted amusement…Oh wait, I’m Atheist. I don’t even believe in Satan. Whoops
Eh, still standing by my clowns are evil comment
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10:03 am
Ummmmmm, CLOWNS ARE EVIL AND THE “ART” NEEDS TO BE LOST. I was raped and molested by someone who was dressed up as a clown. I hate them all. So FUCK-you very much mr helpie helperton!!!!
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10:59 pm
THE CLOWN!!! THE CLOWN WANTS YOUR SOUL CHILDREN!!! HIDE!!! QUICKLY! DONT LOOK INTO ITS EYES!!!
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1:20 am
wat
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12:49 pm
I think some of this has to do with the fact that none of the BVB fans are old enough to get tattoos.
Halleluiah!
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12:56 pm
I have friends that are BVB fans, and they are old enough to get tattoos. Some have them, and others don’t want them.
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1:40 pm
I know a ton of people with bvb tattoos.. You’re a bright one, aren’t you?
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12:34 am
Sooooo…you willingly admit to knowing a “ton of people with BVB tattoos” yet I am the one lacking metaphorical “brightness”?
Lord have mercy!
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12:42 am
You’re an idiot. You shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a computer. You know that little voice in your head? Don’t ignore it, it’s called thinking. Thinking is good.
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11:31 am
My goodness young lady, did you make up that oh-so-devastating zinger all by yourself?
Testify!
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6:23 pm
I was just giving you some advice. This is what happens what happens when I’m nice, so that’s why I decided to just be a bitch.
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2:22 am
Laughing Out Loud!
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2:29 am
What kind of retard spells out ‘lol’?
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8:27 pm
Oh totally. Because I know people that are BVB fans and have tattoos, that makes me idiotic. And this is all coming from someone with the name “Reverend Putty”. And Albert, I’m still convinced you’re a rapist.
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12:26 pm
What precisely is it about the name “Reverend Putty” that prompt you to conclude that I am a “rapist”? (a serious allegation)
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4:42 pm
Did you even read what I said? “Albert, I’m still convinced you’re a rapist.” I said ALBERT, not you. And you say I’m an idiot.
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12:28 am
Actually that quite funny because I have one. I’m getting 3 more. I am Catholic and love the lord and I have never been ass raped at a party. Hell I don’t even go to parties. Get your facts straight. So called reverend.
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4:24 pm
Hahahaha Im 14 and for this Christmas, Im getting a BVB and Hollywood Undead tattoo ;P So, your point is invalid.
<3 /Bree
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4:31 pm
As long as she swallows I’m okay with it
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2:23 am
Why would you write such a vile thing?
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2:29 am
Why do you love sucking Billings’ cock so much?
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5:27 pm
thanks for the laughs christwire and people can do whatever they what with their lives.
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10:16 pm
I understand these perverts are coming to Augusta Ga soon I am planning to picket!
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10:43 pm
Go die in a whole bitch.
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12:25 am
Blessings to you, Susan. Please take pictures of the event so we can show parents what sort of bonndage-fest their children are attending when the Black Veiled Brides are in town.
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12:46 am
I’ve attended on of their concerts and there was nothing wrong with it. You are ignorant, so don’t speak. You know that little voice in your head? Don’t ignore it, it’s called thinking. Thinking is good.
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12:49 am
Child, drugs cloud the mind and inhibit memory.
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1:50 am
I’m firmly against drugs. You know nothing about me, so you have no right to make a judgement about me.
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10:07 am
I am against drugs too! I’ve lost people to them. I will never drink, smoke, nor will I do drugs. This is a drug free emo child who is actually a lot sweeter and more respectfull than you guys think. You make me cry. The stupidity level makes me feel unloved. I have a bad enough life without you people makeing it better. Maybe I should kill myself. I’ll slit my wrists and bleed to death!!
JUST KIDDING. You guys are so naiive!!
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10:08 am
But I really am against drugs and stuff.
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2:13 am
I like to see you survive a day of warped tour
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4:28 pm
Hahah cyber high five girl! Warped Tour was the SHIT! These people wouldn’t last 5 minutes. My friend started a mosh pit >.< It was insane!
<3 /Bree
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4:48 pm
hahaha yeah it was! I almost guy elbowed in the face soo many times that day xD
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4:53 pm
Oh wow. You know you’re bad when you picket a concert. Yeah. Way to go. That would defiantly keep me from going. I’m totally scared of what you guys would do if I went… Not really.
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10:35 pm
This is just fucking genius
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11:19 pm
This article is not based in any sort of truth. Don’t be fooled by the outrageous claims. The process of putting any liquid form of drug into a felt tip pen would be so wasteful and ineffective that I highly doubt ANYONE would have the amounts needed or even the knowledge of how to complete this task.
Drawing on people who are passed out from ALCOHOL consumption is a widespread practice and has been for years. It has nothing to do with witch-craft or drugs use(other than over-consumption of alcohol). It’s prankish and juvenile but that’s about as “sinful” as it gets. If anything it’s a social deterrent for avoiding drunkenness.
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12:57 am
The stories of Andy Biersack and BVB army LSD sharpie fetish are all over the internet:
http://www.artofthefox.com/2011/11/lead-singer-andy-biersack-has-major.html
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSeqz36mQNU
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&ved=0CDQQtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DSEIZVqTChuk&ei=WSLTTpCtAuaC2wWhpc26Dw&usg=AFQjCNG6mraUotM4Sij0tC4OausqCc_n5w
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/310/1/6/playing_with_sharpie_by_creatureofthenight01-d4f9t0p.jpg
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2:18 am
Yes, because if it’s on the internet, it’s true. And those are all .com or .net sources! If school taught me anything, it’s that those aren’t reliable sources. Go back to school, mikey
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10:12 am
Mike watson, your sites are not reliable. Plus, deviantart, that is them just trying to be funny. hello, that is soooo not a fettish. I REALLY don’t think he actually GETS OFF on drawing on himself.
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11:32 pm
Christwire makes me laugh…
First things first, I’m 17, I like bands like Devil Wears Prada’s, Asking Alexandria, etc. I wear what I choose to. I have band tee’s, and I also have nice Polo’s. Just so we know where I stand.
Now, I’m no religious man, but I’m sure theirs a saying that one should tolerate his fellow man.
That said, I’m sure you’ve broken that saying by being a liar, a judge, a instigator, and being blatantly ignorant to actual conclusive evidence.
Grouping ones style or music choice to something as far fetched as becoming a Satanist, Witch, or whatever, is so factually unjust that it pains me (Though, its surprisingly humorous) to read it.
So please, since I like Devil Wears Prada’s, which is a Christian band might I add, does that make me a Satanic occultist bend on hell-raising and drugging others?
Also, please stop feeding lies to people.
“Obama will be resigning from office tomorrow. Bill cosby will be accepted as the new president of the USA.”
Just cause something’s posted online doesn’t mean its true.
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I must say, I hadn’t even heard of BVB until I read this article. Thanks to you guys I have found god…No wait, I mean I found another band I like! To Youtube!
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you people have no right to judge them until you have met them, i have been to 3 of their concerts and met them all 3 times. they are nice genuine people, you just can’t get past the fact that they wear black & leather. they are devoted to their music and fans, they don’t leave a concert until they meet everybody. don’t judge them for their somehow ‘satanic’ music and they way they dress, get to know them first.
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10:02 am
I do antichristian music myself, I study, I have my own flat/car and Id never do anything to anybody. Additionally I havent attended messes, orgies or whatever, you’d just suppose I did, because of my outer appearence (wearing black clothing and having long hair).
This intolerance is what makes me sad.
Anyway, it was fun reading this article and how you folks interact
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5:52 pm
Ok lets see. I’m a girl. Ok. Hey look! I like Black VEIL Brides (notice “veil” not “veiled”). Oh and look at this! I like Andy Biersack. And I wear black clothing! Oh my goodness! Hmm… now lets see that this all means. I’m going to get your ‘precious’ son high, write all over him with an LSD laced sharpie, and shove stuff up his butt. Wow. I would have never guessed. I guess that’s what happens when you have the right to chose what you do with your life.
Just because I’m a girl that has chosen to enjoy this band don’t mean I’m going to violate your son. And this honestly has nothing to do with Andy. Because, as was stated before, everything that comes off the internet isn’t true. He’s not encouraging it by any means. He might not even know this is going around. But he most likely doesn’t care either. Go ahead! Inform my parents of this horrible phenomena that’s taken place. They will, without a doubt, think you’re being ridiculous.
Wow… people can be so funny sometimes. Unbelievable.You have no place telling me what I should and shouldn’t to with my life. But, thanks anyway for the entertainment. It was nice.
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6:52 pm
Wow. Are all God freaks this stupid? “Andy Biersack Sharpie Orgies”? Come on-that doesn’t even sound like a real thing! And those pictures? Clearly they were taken at frat parties where the guys got drunk, passed out, and then their friends decided to write on them with Sharpies. This happens quite often. Those guys’ parents? Probably people like you with closed minds and 10 foot poles up their butts.
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7:44 am
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2:01 pm
You clearly have no clue what the fuck you’re talking about. Do research before you write these articles. In most of the articles I read that you’ve very shittily typed, you can’t even spell Andy BIERSACK correctly. It’s not “beersack”. I hate to burst your bubble, but this is making you “right” with God to judge people like them, or people like me as a matter of fact. Treat your neighbor as yourself. You have NO clue what they are like. They are the SWEETEST people ever. I’m personally a Christian, but why would I immediately judge them because of their religion and/or how they dress? Don’t judge people. THEY are acting holier than you at this point. They treat people like they should be treated. People of Christwire are demolishing the name Christian. This is what people think some Christian’s are like. Because of people like you who judge and don’t do your Goddamn research. I hope God condemns you.
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12:26 am
I think christians are horrible now.
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1:42 pm
._. This is a new low.
I thought your god enquires all to love everyone, no matter what or who they are? And you call yourselves Christians…
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12:10 am
So wait, back up. Drawing on your sleeping/ passed out friends with Sharpie now makes you part of a orgy? Last I checked, it was a JOKE. Meant to be FUNNY. It’s the same kind of thing as putting whipped cream in someone’s hand and tickling their nose. Nothing “satanic” or “sinful” about it, just some people looking for a laugh.
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12:26 am
They use orgy figuratively, apparently
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We use make up and paint for the blackness on our bodies and i was 6 in 1996 and i wasnt performing then!
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10:11 am
An excelent point person!!! It’s FACEPAINT. not SHARPIE which can make you horribly sick.
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10:13 am
Oh yeah, I want to hear the answer from one of you christwire people.
What exactly are “EXPOSED FEMALE MILKSACS?”
You have three tries to get it right.
Three strikes and I will tell you the answer!!!!
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2:34 pm
Me and my friend both love BVB so on New Years we got together and got really drunk, when she passed out I drew dicks and pentagrams all over her. It wasn’t an orgy in the slightest, nor was it anything to do with andy
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10:24 pm
You guys….I love BVB. I’m Methodist. I go to church whenever I can. My mom doesnt even LIKE this band but I love them more than anything. I Love god too. Never had sex. Never done drugs. Never drank anything more than the red wine the PREACHER gave me at a CATHOLIC MASS as the blood of Christ. I have all A’s and B’s. I’m WAY against drugs. I’ve dealt with people who were so rude to me that I nearly stopped beleiving in God. But NEVER before now have I found something that made me ashamed to be christian. Because now, I’m lumped in to a group of ignorant, idiotic, sad, stupid LIARS that make everyone beleive christians are this way. You wonder why the world’s going atheist. Has nothing to do with religion, it’s people like this. Using Google pictures of frat boy parties to make the world hate a band who were raised christian, respect christianity, are against drugs and have helped more people stop cutting and stay away from suicide because they wear a color you don’t like is SICK. Congratulations, you have officially gone against the 10 COMMANDMENTS and outright lied. Genius.
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9:51 pm
Amen Sister or Brother, I LOVE Black Veil Brides and i am Catholic. Whoever wrote this is going to hell and i hope they rot there.
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These five guys are amazing. There’s nothing wrong with them but there must be something wrong with you. They have helped so many people and I am sorry that you hate them.
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