Joe My God and Legion of Racist Gays Disrespect Herman Cain, Try to Destroy Federal Marriage Gay Ban
Hell hath no spitfire like a lisping gay scorned, so it’s no surprise today to see legions of gays angrily sassafrasshing and sashaying all around their demigod Joe My God in heated fury and trying to scratch the skin off GOP Presidential Candidate Herman Cain.
For years now gays have tried to become the new black. If you listen to their political rhetoric, it is focused on becoming the ‘scapegoated victim’ of America when in reality it is the knuckleclenched-up-the-intestines reverse ploy opposite. Gays are trying to sodomize the morality of America, trying to make us feel deep guilt that we stand against a woman having her privates mangled until it resembles a proper pickler, the surgery being shown at “Family Time Hours” on MSNBC.
They want us to think that we’re bigots for letting two men adopt a boy and raise him to think gay clubs, late night martinis and astrogliding over home plate when he hits college age should be fun for everyone.
If you disagree with any aspect of homosexuality, from their rampant anal-ferreting pet shopping days at Petsmart to their desire to play Topsy-Bottoms bared in public, they will call you a bigot. Unfortunately for blacks who stand against gays, they have it worse. The gays are probably the greatest enemy to African Americans.
Herman Cain is probably the greatest example of this sad, troubling fact. After introducting his stellar 9-9-9 plan, Cain caught the attention of the nation. At this point, gays did not like Cain because they are jealous of his skin and want to claim that their not getting to play dress-up married time is equivalent to being ripped from your culture, family and continent, thrown on a 2-month voyage across a choppy Atlantic ocean, then beaten, raped and murdered for over 400-years, treated worse than a property-dog before you have to risk life and limb and family to even just get ‘federal’ rights to exist as an equal and do things like, drink out of the same fountain.
Or, work. Or, buy a house. In same areas of the country, these things blacks still cannot do and again, gays are to blame.
At this point gays may claim “But there are gay blacks!” and this is true. RuPaul as a center-piece for the early gay movement, but black gays be warned, you are just a means to an end. The gays are so desperate to not see Herman Cain in office, a man who is black and stands against the scary, crazy things they do in their bedrooms and want to do to the backside of every single man they see, they have invented sex scandal allegations as only they can do.
Gays are dangerous not only because they desire to molest every man possible, their wild sexual appetite never satiated, but also because their minds think like a woman. They are twice as crafty and sneaky than a normal man, so their plans are usually meticulous, well-thought-out and sultrily nefarious. It is like trying to play chess with a Vulcan, you won’t see their master move until the show is over.
We have to be careful and do all we can to protect Herman Cain from these gay attacks. Today, it will only be Herman Cain losing respect because we believe the lies the gays have mustered up to slap him back for standing for Defense of Marriage Act. Tomorrow, it’ll be Cain and Obama out in the cotton fields, saying “Yessuh Massa I’s can’ts reads” while the gays are jumping for joy, wildly sniffing cocaine and throwing sodomize the Christians orgies that they force into national law.
You may think it seems farfetched, but think of all the progress the gays have made over just the last ten years. It was only a decade ago that Ellen DeGeneres was fired for saying she was a gay. Now, they are showing surgeons happily playing like it is normal for a woman to have her insides turned into a man’s life muscle in the middle of the day on national tv.
What end will there be to the gay agenda and them trying to make themselves seem normal, like just another shade of skin?
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Author: Abe
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6:07 pm
I find it pretty disrespectful that the gays would try to liken their little agenda to the fricking Civil Rights Movement. Can someone say delusional?
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6:16 pm
Delusional!!!
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6:22 pm
Yes Clownboy, you ARE delusional.
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6:54 pm
How can HE be the delusional one when he lives in reality and you’re leaving serious bigot comments on a PARODY site that exists to make fun of nutcases like you? Methink you’re off your meds LN.
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10:52 pm
The more we encourage them, the funnier it gets.
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11:18 pm
There is no humor in my article you little fecal pirate. What really upsets me more than gays are gays who try to lie about my journalism. You homos are dangerous.
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10:17 am
Interesting that supposed str8s know more about the Gay “lifestyle” than even the Gays do. How’d you guys learn so much about a group of Americans that you so overtly despise and reject? Those who yell and smear the loudest are, themselves, what they hate and reject. Why not get over your self-loathing-homophobic-closeted-hypocrisy and and be your genuine Queer-Self?
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11:20 pm
Investigative journalism. With all the bellyaching from gays I can see I struck a nerve.
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6:20 pm
So being oppressed, told that they can’t be married to the ones they love, bullied, and having little support in many cases is delusional?
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6:46 pm
If you’re trying to compare that to what blacks went through, then yes. Gays have no natural right to marry. Black people have a natural right to live as equals.
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7:24 pm
“Black people have a natural right to live as equals.”
And gay people don’t. Is that about right?
Idiot.
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7:33 pm
Gay people do not have Civil Rights. Gay people’s lifestyle is a choice. Just like alcoholism is a disease caused by poor choices, such is homosexuality.
Drunks should not get a special Civil Rights section and rights to drink all day and be a hazard to society, then expect us to pander to them. Let them drive and drink! Let’s adopt kids into a drunkard’s unfit home!
Alcoholics and gays are in the same boat: people who are the way they are due to bad, poor choices in life. Maybe it was psychological trauma that lead them to that point. Maybe pure perversion? Who knows?
The fact of the matter is that homosexuality is a choice that’s not natural. Gays need to live with this fact and stop trying to equate themselves to the women’s rights movement and black rights in the 60s.
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9:53 pm
“Gay people do not have Civil Rights. Gay people’s lifestyle is a choice. Just like alcoholism is a disease caused by poor choices, such is homosexuality.”
It’s rarely ever a choice you idiot, can you get that through your miniscule brain?
Really, most of your blabber is just saying ‘being gay is a choice’ when it hardly ever is. You don’t choose to be gay. By that logic, you choose to be straight and thus shouldn’t have special rights either, which means marriage as a whole shouldn’t exist to keep the playing field even.
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8:07 pm
you are Racist. You don’t have natural rights to Lives Fair and square
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11:52 am
See how the gays massively show up and downvote me for saying blacks have Civil Rights? What more proof do we need that gays are becoming the new Dixiecrats. They’d love to have Jime Crowe laws on the outside and Fanny Ferret tickling from the inside, would make their little selfish world perfect.
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1:18 pm
Actually, it’s the fact that you adamantly hate black people, and yet you’re hiding behind being a support of blacks rights and saying that the equality that black people sought isn’t the same as the equality that gay people are wanting right now.
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8:40 am
YOU are the complete antithesis of a Christian. You give Christianity a bad name. Jesus would be ashamed of your hate and ignorance. The only one delusional is YOU.
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11:59 pm
Mercy me!
Well then, you’ll be happy to know that I give you no reason to worry.
Instead, I equate gay rights with religious rights.
For the sake of argument, let’s say that homosexuality is a choice (I don’t think that’s true, but just for the sake of this discussion).
Well, it’s obvious that religion is a choice. And if we don’t like your choice of religion, then we can make it illegal and make you change to something else.
But if you want “Special Rights” to protect your religion, then it should be abundantly clear to you why it is that there is not real reason to claim special protections for your choice, and to deny them to people who “choose” to be gay.
Actually, I’m getting more and more irritated with Xians (merry Xmas, by the way) as time goes by, so I’m all for rounding y’all up and breaking up your marriages and firing y’all from your jobs for being Xian, and my and my pals would have lots of fun roaming the streets of Dallas on Sunday morning rolling as many Xians as we could find, just like y’all like to go beating up on gays on friday and saturday night.
Sure, y’all can beat up on us gays for “choosing” to be gay, and me and my pals will beat up on y’all just for being Xians.
As St. Bareback says, “Turn about is foreplay.”
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11:57 am
Fine, if that’s the case let’s throw gays out of school. No talk of homos in public school! Also, if you tell people that gays are bigots they will circlejerk and agree and everyone will rally to support us. That’s just a tip of the iceberg in what the moral people in this country have to suffer at your nasty hands and attitudes.
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3:12 pm
fine they will Just Ban christianity its easy since many people would said the same thing you doN,t know How many atheist and gays people will support that don’t you ?
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12:05 pm
Actually, it is not gay people who have likened their struggle with equality to the civil rights movement, it is the NAACP as well as many prominent African American leaders. Mrs. Loving of the court case Loving v Virginia, who is the woman who sued for the right to marry a white man, compared her struggle to that of gay people seeking equality. She said that she supports marriage for everyone.
Now, for another blatant lie, it was actually Rick Perry’s camp who dug up the cases of these women who were sexually harrassed by Herman Cain. Not gay people. It was your old hero Rick Perry.
Please stop lying to these people. Apparently your problem is only with gay men because you don’t mention lesbians anywhere. Why is that?
How many times did you abuse your wife today?
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11:16 pm
Delusional!
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6:21 pm
Since when is the fight for equal rights, guaranteed by the 14th Ammendment something to be taken lightly? Mr Cain has done quite a good job himself of showing his true colours.
Regarding sassafrashing – what is that anyway? Your article is biased, demeaning and frankly, mean spirited.
I do not lisp, I do not now, nor have I EVER sashayed. At 6’3″ and 200 lbs. that just isn’t going to happen now or ever.
If you want respect from others, try giving respect yourself. I left the xtian talibangelical church 20 years ago just for this reason. If you want respect, give it in return. Otherwise……
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6:44 pm
Why are you saying Xtian? Are you a black Muslim? Are you proving your racism by disrespecting Malcolm X?
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8:08 pm
do you respect someone I geuss no so shut up
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9:02 pm
He said that he left the christian church you fucking idiot.
Adam, just go away.
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9:00 am
x = chi (Greek letter and first letter of the Greek word “christos).
Hence, xtian = christian just as xmas = christmas.
Once upon a time, “Xmas” was widely used and understood. That understanding has dwindled as more and more xtians have given themselves over to authoritarian figures who do their thinking for them.
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9:39 am
In modern culture, Xtian is offensive adn you very well know the meaning in liberal Swazi land.
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11:33 am
This is the first I hear that “xtian”is offensive. I thought it was just another internet abbreviation. Live and learn.
Please explain “the meaning in liberal Swaziland.”
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11:08 pm
You may not be from America but for ten years now atheists have tried to change “Christmas” to “Xmas” because they say Christ must be killed in our society. They also want to change “Happy Holidays” to “Seasons Greetings” because “Happy Holy Day” is the context of the former. They are trying to destroy America’s tradition and history, and I could only wish we could send them to gulags and torutre some sense into them like McCarthy would let us do only a few decades ago.
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10:12 pm
“Showing his true colors”.
Racist.
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10:17 pm
This coming from the guy that takes any cheap-shot to insult someone AND hates black people.
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12:01 pm
I’m not gay, so maybe you should be commenting to the people who are proven to leave snarky cheap-shots and hate black people.
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1:15 pm
Which still means I’d be commenting to you jackass.
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6:23 pm
Oh and to the author, this is MY country as well. My ancestors were here BEFORE the white man ever stepped foot on the land now called the United States of America!
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6:47 pm
But it seems your ‘ancestors’ were evicted. Stop living in the past and get with the present. We’re talking about gays and how they are racist against Herman Cain. I’ve noticed it but never really gave it much thought until now.
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8:54 pm
You’re one to talk about living in the past, you want to nuke the entirety of the world just because they treated us badly in the past.
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9:01 pm
Because they have not changed. I have no reason to trust, hmm, Arabs or any Asians for that matter.
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9:05 pm
Oh, so it’s ok for you to live in the past because you just ignore all of the progress and change from the rest of the world, but it’s not ok for someone else to live in the past?
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11:15 pm
I’d happily drive a plane over there and toss nuke after nuke on every snigle Arab country. They don’t waqnt us to have no happy good over here, so why should I spare them. It is the same as gays. If there was a way to round them all up I would be the firsgt to volunteer all my time to round them up just like a dog catcher after rabid dogs! Sickos.
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11:22 pm
“The white man”
It’s that racist attitude is why you got put in reservations in the first place. Your people had a chance to live in peace with American but you just caused to much trouble in our country, so guess what. You got kicked out to where we could keep an eye on you. Consider yourself lucky for even that after all the terror Indians placed upon American families just trying to live their life.
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11:35 pm
Right, so all of that destroying, stealing, and taking for granted all of the goods and services that the natives literally gave from their hearts was peace.
Fucking idiot.
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6:27 pm
Wow. I thought you were serious, until you called Cain’s 9-9-9 plan stellar. Obviously this entire rant is a joke.Well played sir. ( FYI I think you are overstateing a little bit when you say gays desire to molest every man possible. I am betting you are not on anybody’s list.)
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6:52 pm
A lisping sashaying gay wrote this article, right? because there is just too much shade in the article not to be written by one.
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7:16 pm
People, people, people – this is a parody site. As it was once described to me “The Onion, but with Jesus in it.”
Relax, as it’s meant to make fun of those that honestly believe such. So much so, that even you thought it for real.
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8:33 pm
I know this site is a parody site, but when I read the stuff here I have to keep reminding myself. There are so many out there that would say and believe this nonsense.
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7:29 pm
Your country?! Funny, I thought it was OUR country. So why don’t you go and GTFO!
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8:03 pm
It saddens me as a Christian to see how people in my own community can invoke the word of God to justify their misguided bigotry and hatred. Jesus taught one thing: that we should love and respect one another. You do him a dishonor by espousing hatred in his name.
It’s one thing if you wanted to have an informed debate about homosexuality based on scripture. But the snide remarks made in this article reveal nothing more than the deep-seated bias and ignorance of the author. You’ve done yourself, Christwire, Christians, and God Himself a disservice by writing what you did. Someday you will have to answer for this, and, though I believe in a merciful God who will forgive you and show you the errors of your ways, I can only pray that your influence will be limited on this Earth and that God will protect your victims before he condones your hate.
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8:37 pm
So you’re saying that the Bible condones homosexuality?
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8:53 pm
Adam, you can’t read, go back to grade school, alright?
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11:42 pm
I’d like to see an amendment to the King James Bible passed that makes homosexuality not only legal, but obligatory for anyone getting a divorce.
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10:33 pm
First off, to the owner of the website: You do realize it’s as much our country as it yours.
As to the srticle, since Mr. Cain has blamed the Perry campaign, is the article’s author implying that Rick Perry is a liberal gay?
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11:39 pm
lol . . .
I wonder if Cain orders pizza for everyone at the debates.
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1:31 am
I just have one question for the author: how are gays to blame for blacks not being able to work or buy a house? If I knew how these powers worked, I world try to use them for good and not for evil!
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2:56 am
This article has to be a joke! It’s so ridiculously stupid and over the top!
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3:14 am
Ya’ll crackers need to leave my BROTHER Cain alone, he is my shizzle!
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3:15 am
and I dont believe them HOs that said that he was harrassin them.
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10:30 am
Adam Nelson
November 5, 2011
7:33 pm
“Gay people do not have Civil Rights.” Your statement is the absolute truth. It’s why that Gay Americans are attacking the laws in the U. S. that prevent Gay Americans from having the civil rights that all other Americans, including people-of-color, enjoy and take for granted. What scares the bigoted homophobes so much is that Gay Americans are winning the “cultural war” for civil rights regardless that homophobes are working overtime to prevent it. Homophobic bigots: you and your self-proclaimed “cultural wars” are doomed. Take your anti-American, un-patriotic, bull-roar and go get citizenship in Uganda where they agree with you.
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10:50 am
Trust me, the people of Uganda do not agree with me. Though I would love to be sanctioned by our government to go over there and set things straight.
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11:10 am
These filthy gays would have Cain working in a slave shop building their Prada knockoffs for free, if they have their way. Expect nothing less from the perverts that would molest baby Jesus in the manger if they ever perfect their fabulous time travel swish machine. Sashaying into every prominent scene in history to redecorate ancient Rome or giving Cleopatra a make over. Don’t let the radical homosexual agenda rewrite history… for real! We need government oversight to find their secret agenda headquarters and destroy their techno-gay-robotic-cyborg-drag-queens from the future. Herman Cain already has this in his platform, which is why all good American Christians need to rally behind him!
Praise! Glory!
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12:51 pm
OK, started a bit over the top at first but brought it around nicely. Well done.
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10:34 pm
Wow. Thank you for prooving my theory that most Americans are uneducated idiots. Have you ever actually had a thought of your own that wasnt told to you by someone else?
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12:26 pm
I started getting all indignant and offended, and then noticed that this was Christwire and had a good laugh.
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8:28 pm
It is people like the author that “create” so much hate in the world and give real Christians a bad name! The author obviously has some internal struggles that he needs to deal with. Take a good long look in the mirror instead of pointing your finger at others. I just don’t understand why people like this have this holier than thou attitude. I can guarantee your maker will be laughing at you on judgement day!
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10:12 pm
Hi, I just wanted to say thanks. I really needed a good laugh and boy did I ever get one.
I think you need to slow down with the hate, in fact everyone who writes for this site really does. Forgive me a biblical quote, Matthew 7:22 “Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, cast out devils in your name and in your name perform many miracles?” Then I will tell them to their face, “I never knew you; out of my sight, you and your wicked ways!”
The hate that you, and this entire website of heresies is trying to create would be loathesome to our Saviour. You do and say terrible things in his name. Knock it off!
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10:32 pm
Let me throw a real truth out there. This country, no matter what the undeducated who dont have a real clue about American History may tell you, was founded on the idea of seperation of church and state. This was for a very particular reason, so that no one person would ever be persecuted for their religious beliefs or lack there of again. So based on this concept, no marriage should be recogized by the federal goverment. Marriage is a religious institution, only legal partnships are actually legal contracts. So no benefits, federal or otherwise because you decided to marry in a “religious” ceremony.
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12:03 pm
No it was not. The country was founded on the idea of freedom of religion, beating King George out of the hemisphere and pursuit of propietary gain without being suckled by a foreign parasite. Puritan work ethic was ingrained into the very founding soul of this nation. Christianity is a huge part of our culture and historical ethics. Homosexuality has never been and never will be okay.
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1:13 pm
Hey, black people and women weren’t considered ‘ok’ way back when America was founded. Hell, America was the LAST country to get rid of slavery. If you want to go and say that homosexuals will never be ok in America, take a GOOD look at America’s past and see what else you hate that America says isn’t bad anymore.
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1:44 am
Hmmm… I wonder what Abe’s thoughts are about Obama… Oh, and Abe + Adam Nelson, you two make a cute couple.
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8:27 am
This article and the comments make me proud as to how Christians eloquently state their beliefs. God bless America.
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4:09 pm
I bought it… I totally bought it. Until about the time that Abe claimed that gays created the sexual scandals.
I gotta hand it to ya, Abe. Good timing, good pace, good buildup. With the perfect final line: “What end will there be to the gay agenda and them trying to make themselves seem normal, like just another shade of skin?”
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