Justin Bieber Being Sued for Paternity, Unveils New “Douchebag” I’m-Gonna-Get-Your-Daughter-Preggo Haircut (Mariah Yeater)
As if needing to prove that he’s that douchebag guy who wants to get your daughter pregnant, Justin Bieber got a haircut and did the obligatory spiked hair routine to go along with new claims that he is the father of a bastard child.
A 20-year-old Los Angeles woman named Mariah Yeater has claimed, under penalty of perjury in an affadavit, that she was 19-years-old when she had carnal relations with Justin Bieber backstage after one of his concert. The woman is now claiming that Bieber is the father of the 3-month-old child that was born after that coital concert engagement.
Yeater is pressing for Justin Bieber to have to take a paternity test and claim responsibility for the child.
The allegations are being denied by Bieber’s rep, but sources are stating that the child does bear some resemblance to the “Never say Never” singer. Bieber did not focus on the allegations that he may be the father of a child but did joke around last night in his appearance on Jay Leno.
Bieber’s Mexican girlfriend Selena Gomez had no comment on the issue at time of report.
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Author: Amber Vos Savant
Amber Vos Savant is an award winning conservative journalist and currently serves as Young Republican coordinator for Romney 2012 in Boston.
4:37 pm
So Bieber is a douche, people are desperate for attention, and celebrities are judged with different standards. Stop the fucking presses.
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4:48 pm
She seems serious and is not backing down. In some weird way I’d be happy to learn that he’s a dad. It’d put an end to his horrible music infesting the airwaves.
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5:17 pm
Well he could just get a DNA test. I’m more surprised that anyone was even attracted enough too him too bare his kids.
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6:38 pm
Bass, women love cars and money. Bieber has plenty of each.
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6:48 pm
I’m a woman and while I most certainly benefit from money (what human doesn’t?) I honestly don’t give a shit about cars. So there goes your theory.
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6:53 pm
Women love cars and money.
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7:07 pm
What did I JUST say above?
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7:20 pm
Obviously he didn’t accept your argument. Derp.
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6:26 pm
Isn’t he pre-pubescent?
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6:56 pm
Allegations are clearly false. Justin Bieber is incapable of producing semen. This woman clearly blamed Justin Bieber so she could get his money. She probably plans on throwing the baby in a dumpster if she can’t get her way.
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6:51 pm
Obviously the work of satanic apple fans and these dubber steppers (wow great)
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