Kansas tells Women to buy “Rape Protection” Abortion Insurance
Once again, Kansas is on the leading edge of the Law. Earlier this month, Kansas legislators approved a bill that requires those who want their health insurance to cover abortion to buy supplemental policies that only cover the procedure.
The Governor of Kansas seems to think of Women as a vehicle. He actually said “And so women need to plan ahead for issues that they have no control over with a pregnancy, I have spare tire on my car. I also have life insurance, I have a lot of things that I plan ahead for.”
Women should plan ahead for rape as Sister Susan pointed out in this article:
http://christwire.org/2011/05/your-guide-to-planning-to-be-raped/
I believe that “Rape” is a bad word and we should change it to “Suprise Sex”, but that is for another discussion.
Abortion is wrong. Period.
People that claim crack-babies and rape children should be put down in the womb like abandoned cats on the street are heartless “humans”. We have lived for 6000 years by not killing our children. We have moved through 3 different climate changes and survived in these 6000 years, so we know we are living correctly.
Abortion was not created until the “Hippies” took over and 1/3 of America became “Politically Correct”. Roe VS Wade is about to be over-turned and being “Politically Correct” went out the window when the Blacks allowed Eminem to call him a “Nigga” and Barrack Obama let the F.D.A. ban Watermelon sales for 3 months. This Country was turned upside-down.
White kids became Rappers instead of C.E.O’s, Black men ran for and even became President. All of these issues stemmed from Roe VS Wade. I pray this obscure law that nobody has heard of, gets overturned and we can finally outlaw Abortions.
Until that happens though, Ladies need to pay for the extra “Rape” insurance, because I don’t want my Taxes going to abort a “Suprise Sex” baby or more likely an “NBA Player’s” child.
Keep up the good work, Kansas. You have always been America’s most impressive State.
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
12:24 pm
You’re even sicker than I thought.
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12:28 pm
I’m sorry Claire, but sometimes when you report News stories you have to tell the facts to people. I can’t help if you find this law offensive. Knowing you though, you just find Kansas offensive. You are mean-spirited, Claire.
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12:35 pm
Says the person who is posting as a gay “fake Nelson”.
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12:40 pm
1. That’s not me posting as Fake Adam
2. Since when is homosexuality akin to rape?
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12:40 pm
Is that Claire? It’s honestly some pretty excellent work. Claire, if fake Nelson is you, speak up, because you deserve a virtual high-five!
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12:43 pm
It’s not me, and don’t even try to make friends with me by “praising” me.
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12:51 pm
Make friends? I’m just giving credit where it’s due. Of course, it’s not you, so you don’t deserve it.
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1:27 pm
Is Claire ever NOT a bitch?
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3:04 pm
GOM there is no finding common ground with Claire. She is crazy and will never admit to her own craziness.
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12:49 pm
It is her, the internet protocol addresses match and if you look at the postings over the last two weeks they only happen during similar times where the Claire account posts.
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12:53 pm
Please post a picture of the IP addresses to prove it.
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1:01 pm
And get in trouble with imgur like you do?
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1:34 pm
I ac tually checked the IP of claire and fake nelson they are pretty different in term of IP and DNS location as well
The fake nelson his DNS is from New york
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4:14 pm
Thank you, Millennium.
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4:22 pm
Claire, “DNS location” isn’t even a real thing; he posted that just to make you look stupid.
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4:29 pm
Dracula, I know that you’re still a noob and all, but please try and catch up. Millennium and I are friends; we have been here much longer than you have and are on the same team.
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4:38 pm
How sad that you have been visiting our church online so long only to post inaccurate and hateful items. Nice team you got there visitor.
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4:55 pm
In case you haven’t realized, visitors don’t have accounts.
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5:16 pm
Are you a member of our church? Do you take fellowship with us? Do you participate in other outreach such as speaking engagements or our radio outreach? Have you bought your copy of the book? At best you are tolerated.
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5:19 pm
I’ve still been here longer than you.
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5:23 pm
1996?
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5:25 pm
I’ve been ON THIS WEBSITE longer than you.
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12:30 pm
Bruce, don’t you think women should prepare for rape by learning self-defense tactics or by being aware of possible threats (i.e. not taking drinks from strangers, always watching your drink, etc.), and not by paying money to the government for insurance?
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12:34 pm
I believe that Women have the advantage during a “Suprise Sex” session. A Woman with her skirt above her head can run five times quicker than a Man with his pants around the ankles. It actually seems unfair in some ways.
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12:37 pm
Yes, Bruce. It is very unfair that the man has to work so hard to take sexual advantage of a woman.
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12:38 pm
The fact that you’re referring to rape as “surprise sex” and saying that it’s unfair to rapists that they can’t run fast with their pants down around their ankles is sick. THIS is my problem with this site – it jokes around about things such as rape, things that have terrorized women since the beginning of time and destroy their lives. The fact that you find any of this remotely funny is really sad.
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12:42 pm
I’m half agreeing with you here. I couldn’t in good conscience, fully get into this stuff. The “make fun of emo bands” stuff is great and all, and some light misogyny will fly, but the rape stuff is pretty messed up.
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12:44 pm
Oh shut the fuck up. I don’t believe a single word you say.
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12:48 pm
Read my other post on this article. I do not particularly approve of this.
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12:55 pm
But this site is just a big bowl of giggles for you, is it not?
P.S. If you’re okay with “light misogyny” then I have a hard time believing you’re anti-rape.
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1:02 pm
Hahaha, everything is black and white for you isn’t it, Claire?
Making some harmless misogynist jokes isn’t the end of the world. Usually, the implication of the joke isn’t that we should oppress women; in fact, it might be the opposite. You could say the same for rape jokes, but it’s just a whole different level. I don’t find it funny.
As with all jokes, you gotta pick your battlefield too. Don’t walk into a feminist convention and talk about how women should be in the kitchen.
But this is an internet website specifically designed to make satirical jokes at the expense of the far right. Technically, YOU’RE the intruder.
But right here, on this article, I’m pretty much with you. It’s in poor taste.
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1:11 pm
Enjoying jokes about misogyny means that you find the oppression of women to be amusing. I wouldn’t trust any man who finds misogyny to amusing to not rape me.
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1:19 pm
You’ve admitted to giggling at articles that call women whores and call black people savages and call me stupid for not appreciating such things, yet you “draw the line” at rape. Does that mean that you’re now stupid as well?
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1:26 pm
“You’ve admitted to giggling at articles that call women whores and call black people savages and call me stupid for not appreciating such things, yet you “draw the line” at rape.”
Well, I can draw the line wherever I feel personally offended, can’t I? That’s just how I feel. Although I believe my original beef with you (which I have all but withdrawn), was not that you should “appreciate” the jokes, but rather that you shouldn’t waste your time arguing with them. They are, after all, not actually representative of the views of the people that post them, they’re just caricatures.
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1:30 pm
So you feel personally offended by rape but not by viewing women as inferior? The two kind of go hand in hand.
Since when have you “all but withdrawn” your original “beef” with me? Should I be relieved then, since you’ve deemed me not stupid?
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1:37 pm
Just because I tell a joke that contains misogynist content does not mean that the intent of the joke is to demean women.
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1:47 pm
Then why would you tell it?
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1:49 pm
Look at Christwire. The point of THEIR jokes is to expose the absurdity of the religious right. They do so by creating hyperbolic caricatures of people that represent the religious right. These people believe things that are misogynistic, so when they say these things, we don’t laugh at them because we think demeaning women is funny, but rather because the viewpoint in itself is absurd.
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12:49 pm
I would think it would surprise a female. Not all women pray to be rape like you pray for it Claire.
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12:54 pm
Rape means that sex is unwanted. You can’t pray for something that you don’t want. Thus, “pray to be raped” is a paradox.
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4:48 pm
Claire rapes all her cats
They need extra insurance
Because of Claire’s lust
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5:27 pm
That’s sick.
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1:25 pm
THEY BANNED WATERMELON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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3:08 pm
and that is what you got out of this article?
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