As many of you know I am still recovering from my recent month long missionary trip to the dark continent of Africa. At my age it has taken a lot out of me. So I have been sleeping a little later than usual to catch up on my sleep and to rejuvenate myself.
Unfortunately, this morning one of my grand daughters woke me up with a great noise. It sounded like one of those homosexual hipster discotheques in my living room. I demanded that she turn down the ungodly noise at once! Once I calmed down I asked her what that noise had been and she told me “Kings of Leon”.
This further infuriated me as there is only one king and that is Jesus Christ, the King of kings.
As I thought throughout the day about what this noise was doing to the brain cells and moral makeup of my impressionable grand daughter I decided to look into these supposed “Kings of Leon”.
This hipster noise parade is masterminded by brothers Anthony, Ivan, and Michael Followhill. They are also joined by cousin Cameron. They are from Oklahoma and are doubtlessly descendants of the godless pagan savages that the US Government wisely deposited their in the 1800’s. The group is named for their grandfather Leon who was a savage withcdoctor of the Grand Cherokee tribe.
They first made their debut in Nashville, Tennessee but soon found that they were not good enough to play good godly country music and were kicked out of town. They found fans in the God forsaken hell hole of England where they achieved success with a “total of nine Top 40 singles, two BRIT Awards in 2008, and three of the band’s albums peaking in the top five of the UK Albums Chart”.
Now you all know what I think of England. If not click on this link here and find out the truth about that vile little island.
Their M.O. as it is, is the concept album. All of the songs are loosely wrapped together with a common theme. Their first album was “Holy Roller Novocaine”. It was about mocking Christianity and trying to numb it down so that more and more souls would become lost from the true message of Jesus Christ. The next album was “Youth & Young Manhood”. This record was first released in England and then America. It is about inappropriate relationships with children, especially young boys and taking their “young manhood”.
The following albums were: Aha Shake Heartbreak, Because of the Times, Only by the Night. I haven’t listened to any of them thank God in heaven. But I have heard their latest album, thanks to my grand daughter who is being cut out of the will, it’s name is “Come Around Sundown”. From the title alone I can tell you that the only thing coming around is SIN!!!
The most horrible song on the CD from a listening standpoint is a song where the singer just keeps shouting “SOMEBODY”!
The title of the song is actually “Use Somebody”. What kind of christian message is it to write a song about using people?
Another song is “radioactive” in the video they are surrounded by tribal africans playing soccer. They also complain about corporate America, capitalism and egg on those anti wall street hippies.
For me the most disturbing song that they have is called “17” which is about carrying on a statutory relationship with an underage girl! How supposed musicians can get away with such a thing is beyond me! They are very disturbing! Now I will post the lyrics to the song but i have to urge strong discretion for our less holy readers. Please send the unsaved out of the room now.
Oh she’s only seventeen
Wine and whine and wound up over everything
Bloody Mary breakfast busting up the scene
Brothers frightened, when’s a baby gonna sleep
Hidden ship two sails away
Said it’s a culmination of a story and a goodbye session
It’s a tick of our time and the tick in her head
that made me feel so strange
So I could call you baby, I could call you,
dammit, it’s a one in a million
Oh it’s the rolling of her Spanish tongue that makes me wanna stay
Oh she’s only seventeen
If that does not leave you disturbed and disgusted I don’t know what will!
But Luckily for the saved world there is good news. At a recent concert by this depraved vile sinfest of a band. The singer walked off stage during a concert in Dallas, TX. This was after pausing several times between songs to whine about the heat, his voice difficulties and to drunkenly ramble. He told the concert goers that he was “going to leave the stage, vomit, drink a beer and return to play three more songs”. But He never returned. This left the rest of the band to apologize to the crowd and end the concert. The next day one stated “I love our fans so much. I know you guys aren’t stupid. I can’t lie. There are problems in our band bigger than not drinking enough Gatorade.” Thank God the band then announced that the rest of the tour would be canceled.
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