Kings of Leon: A Hipster Sin Against Music & Humanity
As many of you know I am still recovering from my recent month long missionary trip to the dark continent of Africa. At my age it has taken a lot out of me. So I have been sleeping a little later than usual to catch up on my sleep and to rejuvenate myself.
Unfortunately, this morning one of my grand daughters woke me up with a great noise. It sounded like one of those homosexual hipster discotheques in my living room. I demanded that she turn down the ungodly noise at once! Once I calmed down I asked her what that noise had been and she told me “Kings of Leon”.
This further infuriated me as there is only one king and that is Jesus Christ, the King of kings.
As I thought throughout the day about what this noise was doing to the brain cells and moral makeup of my impressionable grand daughter I decided to look into these supposed “Kings of Leon”.
This hipster noise parade is masterminded by brothers Anthony, Ivan, and Michael Followhill. They are also joined by cousin Cameron. They are from Oklahoma and are doubtlessly descendants of the godless pagan savages that the US Government wisely deposited their in the 1800′s. The group is named for their grandfather Leon who was a savage withcdoctor of the Grand Cherokee tribe.
They first made their debut in Nashville, Tennessee but soon found that they were not good enough to play good godly country music and were kicked out of town. They found fans in the God forsaken hell hole of England where they achieved success with a “total of nine Top 40 singles, two BRIT Awards in 2008, and three of the band’s albums peaking in the top five of the UK Albums Chart”.
Now you all know what I think of England. If not click on this link here and find out the truth about that vile little island.
Their M.O. as it is, is the concept album. All of the songs are loosely wrapped together with a common theme. Their first album was “Holy Roller Novocaine”. It was about mocking Christianity and trying to numb it down so that more and more souls would become lost from the true message of Jesus Christ. The next album was “Youth & Young Manhood”. This record was first released in England and then America. It is about inappropriate relationships with children, especially young boys and taking their “young manhood”.
The following albums were: Aha Shake Heartbreak, Because of the Times, Only by the Night. I haven’t listened to any of them thank God in heaven. But I have heard their latest album, thanks to my grand daughter who is being cut out of the will, it’s name is “Come Around Sundown”. From the title alone I can tell you that the only thing coming around is SIN!!!
The most horrible song on the CD from a listening standpoint is a song where the singer just keeps shouting “SOMEBODY”!
The title of the song is actually “Use Somebody”. What kind of christian message is it to write a song about using people?
Another song is “radioactive” in the video they are surrounded by tribal africans playing soccer. They also complain about corporate America, capitalism and egg on those anti wall street hippies.
For me the most disturbing song that they have is called “17″ which is about carrying on a statutory relationship with an underage girl! How supposed musicians can get away with such a thing is beyond me! They are very disturbing! Now I will post the lyrics to the song but i have to urge strong discretion for our less holy readers. Please send the unsaved out of the room now.
Oh she’s only seventeen
Wine and whine and wound up over everything
Bloody Mary breakfast busting up the scene
Brothers frightened, when’s a baby gonna sleep
Hidden ship two sails away
Said it’s a culmination of a story and a goodbye session
It’s a tick of our time and the tick in her head
that made me feel so strange
So I could call you baby, I could call you,
dammit, it’s a one in a million
Oh it’s the rolling of her Spanish tongue that makes me wanna stay
Oh she’s only seventeen
If that does not leave you disturbed and disgusted I don’t know what will!
Disgusting Hipstersexual butt pirates.
But Luckily for the saved world there is good news. At a recent concert by this depraved vile sinfest of a band. The singer walked off stage during a concert in Dallas, TX. This was after pausing several times between songs to whine about the heat, his voice difficulties and to drunkenly ramble. He told the concert goers that he was “going to leave the stage, vomit, drink a beer and return to play three more songs”. But He never returned. This left the rest of the band to apologize to the crowd and end the concert. The next day one stated “I love our fans so much. I know you guys aren’t stupid. I can’t lie. There are problems in our band bigger than not drinking enough Gatorade.” Thank God the band then announced that the rest of the tour would be canceled.
This is exactly the look he has on his face after a long night at the gay bar.
If you enjoyed reading this article you may also enjoy the following articles from Sister Susan on dangerous emosexual bands:
Falling On Reverse
Black Veil Brides
The Devil Wears Prada
My Chemical Romance
Bring Me The Horizon
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- Suspicious
- Scared
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- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
12:49 am
Why do you white people dress so damned funny?
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1:05 am
Please do not confuse hipsters with white people.
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4:28 am
We don’t dress funny except on “JesusWeen”. Here is a tribal child dressed as his hero “Lil Wayne”:
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4:30 am
Why do you types force children to dress as “drug dealers”?
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1:14 pm
what are you talking about cracker?
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1:18 pm
I apologize, my picture didn’t show up. Here it is:
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1:19 pm
Disgusting!!!
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1:16 am
As always it is a pleasure to read your articles Susan! I had wondered wher eyou were. How was Africa?
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4:24 am
Is Arkansas in the UK? I hate Arkansas and the UK, especially the Dutch.
http://christwire.org/2011/06/are-you-a-dutch-you-might-be-the-devil/
They seem evil, but there are worse British…
http://christwire.org/2011/10/typical-of-europeans-drunk-irishman-man-attempts-to-turn-his-feces-into-gold/
Horrible!!! British people are evil!!!
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5:21 am
once again grandma you’v managed to piss people off
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10:43 pm
I am glad to piss sinners off. You all need to see the error of your ways.
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10:56 pm
OOOOHHHHH YOU SAID THE P WORD!
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1:17 pm
speaking of naughty, white chocolate, whats up with you looking all dirty in that picture?
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6:06 am
i think i speak for all of use when i say this and i know grandma your getting old so im got to make it easier to read, IIIIIIIIIII HOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPEE YOUUUUUUUUUU DRRRRRRROOOOPPPP DDDDEEEEAAAAADDDDD, YOU CRANKY OLD STUPID BITCH,YOU NEED TO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND DIE ALL READY
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6:17 am
you old bitch,fuck off and do some research about what youre typing. What you write about all these bands is a contradiction to everything they stand for and everything they are deep down.
Drop dead you saggy-boobed,yeast-infected,stuck-up bitch.
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6:23 am
preach to me brother.
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6:25 am
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10:16 am
I’m glad you’re back safe and sound. Thanks for the informative article.
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10:43 pm
Thank you brother!
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11:14 pm
BITCH YOU NEED TO GET SMACKED THEY WON A F*CKING GRAMMY IF YOU DIDNT NOTICE OR DIDNT OWN A TV! AND NOT ALL OF THEM ARE GAY ARE YOU F*CKING BLIND?!?!? AND JUST BECAUSE THEY WEAR THEIR HAIR DIFFERENT THEN YOU WHAT GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO CALL THEM “HIPSTERSEXUAL” THATS NOT EVEN A REAL THING LIKE HOLY CRAP YOUR AN IDIOT. IM GAY AND GUESS WHAT? I DONT GIVE A CRAP WHAT YOU SAY ABOUT US BECAUSE WE ARE PPL TOO! AND FOR SOME REASON YOU THINK CUZ YOUR SO WHITE AND PERFECT THAT YOU CAN CALL US DISGUSTING? WELL GUESS WHAT? YOUR AN UGLY OLD LADY AND I REALLY HOPE YOU DIE SOON SO THE WORLD DOESNT HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU BITCH ABOUT THE STUPIDEST BULLSH*T ANYMORE. bitch
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11:46 am
HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYYYYYY guess what?!?!
Frist their names are Caleb(singer)Nathan(drums), Matthew(gutair), and Jared(bass)
Second THEY ARE CHRISTIAN!
Third Caleb and Matt are MARRIED to WOMEN
and Last Jared and Nate I’m pretty sure have GIRLfriends, they are not gay or unholy you psychotic old women whats next going to go after Skillet saying they are Unholy?
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10:45 pm
Who names a band after a cooking utensil? Obviously they are pointing to hell.
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2:09 pm
Please don’t forget about this:
http://christwire.org/2010/12/satan-enters-kings-of-leon-at-live-performanc/
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4:39 pm
Too bad Susan didn’t catch malaria.
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10:46 pm
to bad you didn’t catch feline aids from all of your cats
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10:47 pm
Both of my cats are FIV negative and the virus does not cross species. Dumb cunt.
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11:15 pm
Susan’s my favorite. Sharp-witted and to the point.
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8:17 am
Does anybody give a fuck?
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9:24 am
Yes.
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1:19 pm
Claire do you use safe sex practices when you F*** your cats?
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11:15 pm
Even when the point is “I hope you die of feline AIDS.” Awesome.
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7:32 pm
This story makes me wonder if my Grand Cherokee is still an appropriate American Christian vehicle.
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7:43 pm
bitch you need to calm yourself and think evverything through,you shouldnt even be able to work a computer you slag
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7:48 pm
come on its not her fault she a cranky old cunt, who doesn’t have a life of her own and needs to pick on others to make herself feel better.
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10:53 pm
She cant get one single thing right on any of her articles, they are all full of bullshit and soon this old bitch will ‘Drop Dead’
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10:05 am
Good music.
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