Mentally Ill Penguins Separated For Heterosexual Breeding

Senator August Weisz
• ChristWire
November 7, 2011 6:07 pm9 comments

Canadians may have been wrong when they supported the pro-slavery south in the civil war, but they have come a long way. In a rousing affirmation that being gay is a choice, scientists at the Toronto Zoo are separating two confused male penguins.

Call it a case of trying to enforce heteronormative behavior, or as the Toronto Zoo does, call it an attempt at reparative therapy. Buddy and Pedro will be separated and placed with female penguins as part of the breeding program for the endangered animals.
In another sign that the choice to be gay is the wrong one, these penguins are endangered and could die out as a species if they don’t turn normal and do so fast.

Zookeepers noticed that the two would swim and socialize together during the day, but at night, they would pair up and begin to stake out their nesting area. They have even shown mating behaviors.
Born this way is a lie, a dangerous one. The homosexual agenda often points to animals like these penguins as a sign that being gay is “okay” or “natural”. However, science proves that animals being gay are just an abnormality, no different than retardation

We at chrisTwire hope Buddy and Pedro wash the gay away and live normal less sinful lives, for the sake of the children.

In Other HomoGay News
Gay men in the United Kingdom will now be able to spread disease easier as Government restrictions are officially lifted, the Department of Health (DoH) said.
A lifetime ban on blood donation by men who had had sex with another man was put in place in the UK in the 1980s as a response to the spread of Aids and HIV.
Men who have had anal or oral sex with another man in the past 12 months, with or without a condom, will still not be eligible to donate blood, the DoH said. They said this was to reduce the risk of infections being missed by testing and then being passed on to a patient.
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9 Comments

  • Tyson Bowers III

    I think your opening sentence gives those igloo Nazis too much credit.

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    • igloo nazis you talk about the proud canadians who fight in your selfish war and help you kill the supposed terrorist because you are a Bunch of asshole to do it yourself ?

      as for the nazi its not us who have Nazi in the CIA when it’s opened

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  • Nicholas Tadmor Nicholas Tadmor

    It is good that they separate these gay penguins before the gay seed was implanted into the minds of other Canadian Zoo animals. That would ruin the Zoo experience for all of the children!

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  • Captain Obvious

    How does this prove that being gay is a choice in any way at all?

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    • Nicholas Tadmor Nicholas Tadmor

      Captain OBVIOUS,

      I think it’s pretty OBVIOUS what the message is here. Faced with the possibility of their race going out of stock at God’s farmyard, it is obvious that these two male penguins must make the choice to sex penguin females every chance they get like regular straight folk. However, like the typical homogay man these delinquent penguins are selfish, lazy, and sexual maniacs. Instead of procreating for the race they choose to dally in the moonlight. Now their penguin race has less of a chance of surviving. This is mirrored in human society.

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      • You’re a fucking idiot, you know that?

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      • Pingu Needsarealitycheck

        Oh dear – somebody needs to sit those penguins down and explain how their Christian morals have gone awry – oh wait – they’re just animals…maybe they should be bleached and dyed in rainbow colours???

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      • Ish You should Know something about penguins 1st They are not even in danger

        2nd They can’t be told anything ot teaching anything since they are animal and follow instinct Homosexuality doesnt follow

        also they are ovipar means they lays eggs so they don’t have to “fucks each other” to reproduce they just need to asseemented the eggs ( forgot the actual verb My bad )

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  • so canada is Pro slavery since when ?

    here a few facts for your thick skull

    1. You indeed hate Canada even when their helped so Many time but you are so Hypocrite and boastful that You don’t even care next time we will stay Home we don,t need to endanger our men and women for a Bunch of asshole

    2. in the time of slavery when Black slave escaped from their custody ( or plantation or whatever you call it ) they escaped to Canada they called Canada the Land of freedom that is a true fact

    3. You will never get the Oil of alberta ever why simply because Canadian woN,t allow you and the entire world neither

    4. You have the Most criminal in the entire world only in serial killer you beat the record ( you will said china ahs the most serial killer Nah they are 14th)

    5. You are Not the greatest country you are just a Bunch of asshole who want to wages wars to every country and destroy half the world because you are simply that warmongerer

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