• New Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer (Rated R)

    November 14, 2011 10:04 am 13 comments

    This trailer is likely Rated R for Roast in Hell!

    Now the new Twilight Movie is only 4 days away from public release.  I have done all in my power to TERRIFY YOU PARENTS.  I have fought Twilight’s lawyers to leak you Twilight Breaking Dawn images of their raunchiness!

    Yet, you failed to take my warnings to heart!

    Then as if that were not bad enough, I see the advertisements on tv about how the movie is being released at the unholy stroke of midnight on Friday!  The blood rituals have been warned about and yet you parents still fail to pay attention!

    When your crying son comes home with neck bites and pale skin, only for you to find out he was biting the neck of prostitutes and has rabies AIDS and you watch him die slowly instead of jetting off to Yale next year to become a great lawyer, don’t blame me!  When your daughter dangles her sally at a Twilight blood party, don’t blame me!  You’ve been warned!

    But just in the slight change that I can convince at least one more parent to ban your children from seeing this raunchy, RATED R film, I leave you with this trailer.  I usually would have a disclaimer here, telling husbands to kick out the wives so that demon possession or lust does not enter her heart.  But I want the wife to stay in the room, so she can become TERRIFIED and see this JRK Tolkien DEMON RITUAL FILM is nothing but DANGER to your CHILDREN.

    WARNING:  THE FOLLOWING FILM IS RATED R AND TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN IS AN EVIL MOVIE.  ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO STAY IN THE ROOM WHILE YOU REVIEW BUT STILL PRAY AND THEN INSTRUCT CHILDREN TO LEAVE BEFORE VIEWING.  THIS CLIP IS “MILD” COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE MOVIE WHICH SHOWS REAL LIFE KINK SCENES AND DEMON POSSESSION ON FILM.

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