New Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer (Rated R)
This trailer is likely Rated R for Roast in Hell!
Now the new Twilight Movie is only 4 days away from public release. I have done all in my power to TERRIFY YOU PARENTS. I have fought Twilight’s lawyers to leak you Twilight Breaking Dawn images of their raunchiness!
Yet, you failed to take my warnings to heart!
Then as if that were not bad enough, I see the advertisements on tv about how the movie is being released at the unholy stroke of midnight on Friday! The blood rituals have been warned about and yet you parents still fail to pay attention!
When your crying son comes home with neck bites and pale skin, only for you to find out he was biting the neck of prostitutes and has rabies AIDS and you watch him die slowly instead of jetting off to Yale next year to become a great lawyer, don’t blame me! When your daughter dangles her sally at a Twilight blood party, don’t blame me! You’ve been warned!
But just in the slight change that I can convince at least one more parent to ban your children from seeing this raunchy, RATED R film, I leave you with this trailer. I usually would have a disclaimer here, telling husbands to kick out the wives so that demon possession or lust does not enter her heart. But I want the wife to stay in the room, so she can become TERRIFIED and see this JRK Tolkien DEMON RITUAL FILM is nothing but DANGER to your CHILDREN.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING FILM IS RATED R AND TWILIGHT BREAKING DAWN IS AN EVIL MOVIE. ALLOW YOUR WIFE TO STAY IN THE ROOM WHILE YOU REVIEW BUT STILL PRAY AND THEN INSTRUCT CHILDREN TO LEAVE BEFORE VIEWING. THIS CLIP IS “MILD” COMPARED TO THE REST OF THE MOVIE WHICH SHOWS REAL LIFE KINK SCENES AND DEMON POSSESSION ON FILM.
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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10:07 am
Look at how that Bella Cullen’s bosoms are exposed. Parents are actually letting their kids go see this filth?
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12:53 pm
Yeah, because you know what? In the movie AND the book, her “bosoms” aren’t exposed.
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10:36 am
Of course parents are allowing their children to see this filth, its rated pg 13! We Satanists lowered the rating so we can gain the support of the youth and spread Satan’s power even further! Soon we’ll send our Chinese slaves out and slaughter the churches in America! And we’ll even kill the pope and tear them apart! Just you wait abomination of god!
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3:48 pm
Well, the entire pope-killing thing would make them happy, seeing as the entire section of writefags here are pretending to be (and sometimes even convincingly) anti-catholic. Maybe you should corrupt the entire catholic church (more so) and have a protestant killing crusade or something.
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12:19 pm
Oh shit! It is this Friday. Jaadon (my homosexual friend)and I need to get our tickets. Thanks for the reminder Abe!
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12:27 pm
That trailer is for a dentist office. You guys need to check your sources.
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12:37 pm
Since when does Edward Cullen rip open Bella’s shirt and bite her heaving chest in your dentist’s office? Lay off the drugs, okay?
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3:50 pm
Well, it’s happened to me too…
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11:45 am
it says at the end it for sental hygeine watch the video or at least skip to the end
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1:01 pm
Also that clip isn’t even of Breaking Dawn.
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2:20 pm
Thank you, my dear Abraham, I will now ensure that everyone in my social circle is aware of this filth spewed by the liberal agenda and that it will not be watched.
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3:20 am
..I don’t even like the Twilight series and I know that that particular scene isn’t in the movies…..The hell is with you people and linking things from something that has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with the case in point?
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3:40 am
On the video, I clicked “Watch on YouTube”. The video said “Sexy vampires? New British Vampire Diaries!”, therefore it’s not a Breaking Dawn trailer.
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