• SHOCK: Leather Daddy Twink-monger Caught Canoodling With Justin Bieber?

    November 5, 2011 10:47 pm 12 comments

    Last week suspicions were aroused when Justin Bieber revealed a tedious, over-gelled hairstyle on Jay Leno that only a panache frenzy homosexual would take the time to sculpt.  It was initually thought that this change of her style was to ‘break out’ of the yoke of accused fatherhood after a woman named Michelle Yeiter claimed the Canadian-borne “Baby” singer was the father of her three-month old child.

    But the recent featured image in Queerty:  Scat Scruff Goat Gruff Edition shows what looks like one of the Top 10 rated Power Leather Daddies coddling a very sure and comforted Justin Bieber.

    Analysis of homosexual culture by our interns reveal this looks to be a Leather Daddy Beast/Twinked Beautypairing.  Leather Daddies are scruff faced homosexuals who are also also called “Scat Scruff Goat Gruffs”.  They are supposed to be tough and leathery, skin rugged from years of pounding dominatrix-styled bared-cold homosexuality in any element, including rain, sleet or snow.  These homosexuals are said to be like the Postal Service, they will always deliver their load.

    Sadly we see the primary prey for this breed of gay are dainty, light men of smooth face.  It certainly fits with the gruff, machismo beast feasting on the smell, deer-like ferreters who likely tinkle sitting down with hands folded on lap when they go potty.  This completes the relationship of ‘Big Gruff’ comforting ‘little twinky’, the comfort being getting into daddy’s nic warm pickup truck after being stuck outside on a cold, wintery day.

    These leather-fetish gays are all about Riker-beards, tight-fitted shirts, beanies to cover up aged hairlines and jutting out ther chins.  You’ll never see them donning more than a flannel and boots, opting to usually live in the cold north where per capita, more men of Native American and Asian (hairless) ancestries tend to live and fit their appetite for twink meat (a gay euphamism for a creme-filled Twinkie privates of these men).

    In the image, it seems the two are just in the cuddling stage of hearty friendship and gentle nudges, as one would see perhaps a dog and cat in heat embrace.  Give it two years, however, and the bared sins will be unimaginable to the moral person’s eye.

    No parties have been able to confirm the authenticity of this photo, though it surely seems some sort of bearded leather-daddy and a comforted Justin Bieber playing with his facial gruff.

     

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