The 10 Most Disgusting Video Games Your Child May Be Secretly Hiding From You
Computer games: they’re not just for awkward and apathetic teens anymore.
In recent years, addictive video gaming has become very popular with children from as young as 5 to as old as 25. It has hit families from all creeds and all socio-economic backgrounds. For Christian parents, the challenge has been particularly acute. These technological assaults on common sense are specifically crafted to hide their deepest messages. They are intentionally difficult for adults to play, shielding their highest levels from only the most obsessive of players. It takes a concerted effort for those who care about the health of our youths to discover what horrors these radical tools teach and how they threaten the very foundations of our society. Shockingly, Satanism, sexual experimentation, sodomy, socialism and sickening drug propaganda are just some of the common themes of the best selling video games out there today.
What does this mean for our nation? What does this mean for the future of our youths? Clearly, parents should be far more involved with their children’s computer life, from monitoring their Facebook friends to refusing them access to deadly video games. This needs to happen not just at home, but at school and at the homes of their friends. Peer pressure is the number one reason youngsters engage in secret online roleplay and the nation’s police blotters surely tell the sad results of this cruel lifestyle.
Gathered from the most disturbing reports available, below is a list of ten of the very worst games being marketed to innocent American families right now. Please, won’t you do your part and put them on your household’s “Do Not Play” list?
10. Pokémon: Asian Nationalism, Racism, Communism, Cocaine Abuse
“Clearly this game is on the subtle path of disenfranchising everyone but the Japanese with blatant racial discrimination and virtual drug pandering for profit. Perhaps it is viewed as reparations for a war lost or pure spite for the Asian jealous love of cowboys and cattle drives. Whatever the reason, Christian parents and grandparents need to usurp the purchasing decisions of our young wards and stop the proliferation of this dangerous game.” –Pokémon Black and White: A Whiter Shade of Pale for Game Freak? Or RACISM?
9. RapePlay: Sexual Assault, Masturbation, Radical Feminism, Asian Nationalism
“Games like this teach boys that raping women is easy and ok, that they were ‘asking for it’ and this makes it 100x more dangerous. It makes light of the horrors of sexual slavery, to which every year up to 800,000 women fall victim.” –Japanese Create New Rape Simulation Video Game For Kids.
8. Princess Peach’s Pool Party: Hallucinogenic Drugs, Addiction, Teen Rebellion
“A game that shows kids how to buy ‘Shrooms’ from Drug Lord Koopa! The object of this game is for kids to try and collect as much sin candy in 60 seconds and then see who can get their character to ‘Epic High Status.’ The player who has the highest THC levels at the end of the round wins.” –Princess Peach’s Pool Party – The First Nintendo Wii 2 Video Game Uncovered.
7. Dr. Who: European Socialism, Sodomy, Atheist Fantasy, Evolution “Science”
“Centered around a time traveling pedophile who uses only his alias ‘The Doctor“ to introduce himself to underage children after breaking into their bedrooms, one travels through space and time to molest small children’s bottom holes and attempts to kill off female ‘companions.’” –Doctor Who comes from England to Invade American Children’s Minds and Backsides.
6. Portal 2: Pedophilia, Hardcore Homosexuality, Oral Sex, Extreme Violence
“Game play takes place in a giant gay bath house, where children are encouraged to use their mechanical penis guns to create glory holes. In case you haven’t heard of this filth, ‘glory holes’ are all the rage in gay circles, where sweating homosexuals drill holes into walls and then perform sex through them, without having to show their guilt ridden faces. There is one thing a homosexual hates, and that is for their shame to be seen in the light of day.” –Is Portal 2 Safe for the Christian Family?
5. Dubstep Guns: Sloth, Hippie Culture, Gun Violence, Welfare Cheating
“Taking this crazy, evil drugged-up dance culture and mixing it with video game violence that is so prevalent is sure to make it addictive to naive college children. Sadly, it’s already happening and a new video game called Dubstep Guns, an explosive plasma release of video game violence, drugs and neon Matrix theatrics is set to release a glimmer upon the teenage mind in late 2012.” –Dubstep Video Game Gun Violence on the Rise.
4. Black Veiled Brides: Polygamy, Cross-Dressing, Obscene Sexuality, Vampires, Death Cults
“Just look at their pictures. Which ones are male? Which ones are female? Who knows? There is a game I play with the great grand kids when we are out and about in the city. When we see emo’s we play ‘He/She’ the goal is to correctly guess the gender of the poor lost soul. I like to look at these pictures and play that game.” –Black Veiled Brides: Emo Rock at the Cross Roads of Hell.
3. Sky Rim: Anal Sex, Promiscuity, Hardcore Homosexuality, Anti-Christian Violence
“ Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down. See the gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan. Satan speaks to them and tells them news ways on how to experience demonic orgasmic sin.” –Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to Perform “Rim Jobs“ and Other Homo Erotic Sex Maneuvers?
2. Assassin’s Creed: Atheism, Gun Violence, Anti-Christian Terrorism, Paranoia
“Your children are given missions to kill Popes, law enforcement figures, politicians, priests, landowners and at the same time they are made to protect thieves, communists, devil worshipers and devil whores. Each quest your child is given involves the murder of a person and sometimes multiple people, even children.” –Assassin’s Creed Revelations – A Game That Teaches Children How to Murder and Be a Gay Anti-Christ.
1. World of Warcraft: Suicide, Masturbation, Witchcraft, Severe Delusions of Grandeur
“The fried, scrambled minds of a Warcraft player are naturally addicted to this game. And like a true crack drug fiend, they will stop at no ends to level up and continue their endless quest to nowhere! They are driven by the forces of Satan to do crazy, depraved things, even if it involves becoming a devilwhore.” –Parent Alert – World of Warcraft and Cosplay Will Destroy Your Child
Do Your Part, Parents!
We need to show our children that we care deeply for their souls and for our nation’s future by introducing them to healthy activities, outside of the basements and in the fresh sunlight of daytime! Get your kids out on a football field, wipe that eye shadow from their faces, dress them in some athletic gear and have a hearty afternoon of genuine fun!
Ultimately, a national effort needs to be made to clean up these techie internet monstrosities. To start with: Ban Asian and Anime computer games. Eliminate nudity and imaginary female player icons. Start a registry of screen names and avatars, like the National Center of Missing Children Database. Create a national board with religious leaders and scholars to approve and censor all new releases. Create more Christian-themed and family fun types of games that teach hygiene, morality and sexual purity. Finally, we need to make these illicit video games easier to play so parents can see ALL the levels!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Stephenson Billings
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: StephensonBillings@yahoo.com !
7:43 pm
Some of these aren’t even games, and almost none of them have actual screenshots.
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I hope this is a joke… None of these games have sex in them…
If WoW had a “hidden sex level”, it would be ALL OVER THE NEWS because it’s a T for TEEN game (13+), SEXUAL INTERCOURSE IN VIDEOGAMES automatically gets the game an AO rating (adults only, 21+). There have been like five AO games ever…
I hope this is a joke. It’s truly pathetic. You promote Christian values, but your lying through your teeth doing it. God does like hypocrites. You know how he feels about those who are “lukewarm”.
You really need to get your facts straight and stop with the scare tactics. It gives atheists something to laugh at, and Christians something to shake their head in embarassment for.
Please, stop writting articles online. Thanks.
As a Christian, I am absolutely sick and tired of these pathetic “writers” making us look like complete asses.
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7:47 pm
You clearly did not review the articles under the links that Billings provided. The horrors of the games are absolutely appalling. No wonder so many kids are delusional little twits these days.
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8:26 pm
KIDS are delusional twits, and YOU PEOPLE still believe in superstition from the bronze age!?!?!?!?!?
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7:50 am
I like your name, it’s funny to me for some reason
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1:29 am
Its a Christan thing of cause its a joke just like any religion.
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5:32 am
This whole side is satiric, my dear-
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10:23 am
There is absolutely nothing satirical about this site. It proclaims the conservative values of our society which are slowly being eaten away by the homogay agenda, which we must stand against and, god willing, proclaim to the world and our followers about the dangers of it.
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7:53 am
We must stand against the homogay agenda because otherwise you’ll be standing with the homogay agenda and last I checked, when you are standing in a fast current, it’s easier to tread against the flow than it is to go with it, at least I lose my footing, damned rocks.
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10:10 am
i think so to. if there where secret levels, somebody would have heared of it. but i’m open to proof, so show me where those levels are.
btw: the “secret-level”-pictures have nothing to do with either WoW or Skyrim (NOT! Sky Rim is it a Freudian Slip?)
other than that, pretty funny article. u guys really know how to make my day. laughed so hard, you wouldn’t believe it
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7:54 pm
Explain to me how the “RapePlay” game contains radical feminism?
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8:04 pm
How doesn’t it? The game implies men are predators and women are innocent, when you can look at most stories from schools of the female cougar preying on young men, destroying their lives with just a few thrusts of the pelvis.
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8:16 pm
This is the description, according to one of your own:
“Games like this teach boys that raping women is easy and ok, that they were ‘asking for it’ and this makes it 100x more dangerous. It makes light of the horrors of sexual slavery, to which every year up to 800,000 women fall victim.”
I see nothing about the game having been designed to make men look bad.
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8:36 pm
not to mention its has been removed from shelve in USA and in Japan as well
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9:13 pm
Thanks to reports like the ones you two nitwits are trying to demean.
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11:27 pm
Gee Adam, why would you want to go out for coffee with a nitwit?
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11:32 pm
You will never accept my offer.
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11:49 pm
No, I never will. I’m glad you’ve finally come to terms with the fact and I didn’t have to resort to castrating you.
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8:43 pm
Oh Stevie, Stevie, Stevie! How dumb have you become man? Seriously, let’s look through the list, shall we?
//10. Pokemon//
Ok, an actual kids game where you go around, collecting cute little monsters and have’em fight and learn about friendship somehow. Though, please tell me how the hell the game glorifies cocaine, racism, communism, or “Asian Nationalism”. Christ, the morons who were making the claims of it being ‘black magic and evolution’ or whatever made a helluva lot more sense than you.
//9. RapeLay//
This isn’t a kids game, Stevie, it’s a Japanese porn game that isn’t available in the states by any means other than downloading it illegally. Whoever is letting their kids play this game is clearly not paying any attention whatsoever to their child. It’s basically the equivalent of a kid getting into their parents’ alcohol supply. You can’t blame the game if it’s not meant for that audience in the least bit.
//8. Princess Peach’s Pool Party//
That game doesn’t exist, mister “Investigative Journalist”.
//7. Doctor Who//
That’s a British television show, moron.
//6. Portal 2//
It’s a puzzle game, one that you’ve never played.
//5. Dubstep Guns//
That’s not a game at all, that sounds more like a genre that you made up.
//4. Black Veiled Brides//
That’s a band.
//3. Skyrim//
Not meant for kids, you spelled it wrong, AND you can’t even get the name of the people who made it right.
//2. Assassin’s Creed//
Again, not meant for kids at all.
//1. World of Warcraft//
And again, ANOTHER game not meant for kids.
So let’s conclude. Of all the ‘games’ you listed, only 2 of which are games that kids can play. Otherwise, we have: 2 items that aren’t games, 2 items that don’t even exist, and 4 games that aren’t meant for children, with one of them being a game that caused one hell of a fuss over in the country’s own origins.
So, yeah, Stevie? You wanna call yourself an ‘investigative journalist’ again? Because I could certainly use a laugh right now, fatass.
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6:52 pm
Hello Comedian,
I have full confidence in the journalism sources I have cited here. Indeed, upon closer investigation I must wonder if I treaded too lightly here. There is far more to these video games than first meets the eye. Are you a player? I think you should take a look at yourself and ask whether this is influencing your position on this controversial issue. America needs to lead the world and that surely starts at home with our culture and our morality.
As for RapePlay, it is indeed a video game and your little attack fails to contradict anything I have stated. You need a little education about solid parenting means. If kids are pursuing this game and all its evil forms, should parents pay attention? I would never give a game like this a pass.
The same goes with the other games you mention and surely you’re aware that many music bands and television shows inspire video games so your further points are little more than pointless pontificating, which you seem unlikely dedicated to.
I am a bit surprised to see you back on this site. It seemed like you had finally realized that your communist agenda of immorality wouldn’t find an audience among our CHristian readers. Surely you have other website where you go to recruit children? That obsession of yours does worry me. I think it’s rather inappropriate for you to trawl the internet for the attention of young teens as you do. This is not an ethical pursuit for a man such as yourself.
I pray some day you come around to witness the love of Christianity. Be well, your friend,
Stephenson
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America needs to lead the world <=== what do you mean By that ?
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NO! Q needs to lead the world! I vote for Discordism
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//I have full confidence in the journalism sources I have cited here.//
Considering your list of bad video games for kids is made up of stuff that: doesn’t exist, isn’t a game, or isn’t for children in the first place, I’d say your confidence is completely misplaced.
//Indeed, upon closer investigation I must wonder if I treaded too lightly here. There is far more to these video games than first meets the eye.//
The two games that kids can actually play are completely harmless, there’s nothing beyond that. Then again, you see gay things in everything so it’s not surprising you’d think there’s more to them.
//Are you a player? I think you should take a look at yourself and ask whether this is influencing your position on this controversial issue. America needs to lead the world and that surely starts at home with our culture and our morality.//
Well thank god you have no real power when it comes to how America functions. We’d be dead in mere days if you had any say-so.
//As for RapePlay, it is indeed a video game and your little attack fails to contradict anything I have stated.//
Wine is made from grapes. Kids eat grapes. Ergo, kids can drink wine. That’s your line of thinking Stevie, if you’re going to say that games that are not meant for children whatsoever are being played by children, and yet you’re NOT attacking the parents who let them play those games, your argument is essentially that the games are meant for them.
//You need a little education about solid parenting means. If kids are pursuing this game and all its evil forms, should parents pay attention? I would never give a game like this a pass.//
Hey, some actual common sense for once! Now let’s see if you can keep that line of thinking and make sure you’re pressing information about the kind of games kids can’t play instead of saying ‘video games are teh devil’ like a fuckin’ moron.
//The same goes with the other games you mention and surely you’re aware that many music bands and television shows inspire video games so your further points are little more than pointless pontificating, which you seem unlikely dedicated to.//
You specifically stated a band, a tv show, and two things that don’t even exist, not ‘games that are like them or have similar themes’.
//I am a bit surprised to see you back on this site. It seemed like you had finally realized that your communist agenda of immorality wouldn’t find an audience among our CHristian readers.//
My communist agenda? Stevie, I’d make a remark that you’re fucking insane, but that’s beyond evident by now. As for why I’m back, everyone else is just so fucking boring. You’re the only one that brings in the big hits, and you’re the only one who takes it so fucking seriously. Tyson and the rest? They’ll make the occasional remark. Adam? Eh, he’s a sexist douchbag who likes killing kittens, at some point he becomes boring himself. You? Oh fuck, you find something even stupider to talk about every single time you show up, or you reach some kind of new low, even lower than Shat!
//Surely you have other website where you go to recruit children?//
I’m not the one who brings little boys into the mountains for little ‘trips’ Stevie.
//That obsession of yours does worry me.//
Again, I’m not the one who thinks clowns are the shit and likes Gacey.
//I think it’s rather inappropriate for you to trawl the internet for the attention of young teens as you do.//
Actually I go online mostly for laughs provided by other people. This site is the only place I post often that anyone even knows my name, and do remember you were the one who wanted to see two boys on this site naked.
//This is not an ethical pursuit for a man such as yourself.//
You’re right, that kind of thing is not for a man like me, because it’s disgusting to want to recruit children to your agenda and brainwash them so much.
So why do you do it so often?
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3:47 am
really portal is a puzzle game that got me ready for school because i had to think real hard how to do these puzzles are you going to censor this comment because the O’s look like testicles stupid Milk Drinkers
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6:57 pm
Comedian, let me go a bit further with a warning. If I ever hear that you have taken your nasty activities offline and have indeed endangered the welfare of a teen I will be the very first to testify at your trial. God bless.
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7:09 pm
“If I ever hear that you have taken your nasty activities offline and have indeed endangered the welfare of a teen”
Um…how did you garner ANYTHING about nasty activities and endangering the welfare of a teen from Comedian’s post? Are you high or something?
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7:12 pm
I wouldn’t be surprised if you live out your days in a prison cell either, princess. Your dedication to violent rebellion in America borders on treason. No one on this site is more of a hardcore liberal commie than you. Are you proud?
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7:14 pm
Nice job of answering my question, fat-tits.
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7:17 pm
You are a freakishly domineering woman. I pray for whatever man asks you to dedicate your life to his.
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7:21 pm
You’re only digging yourself deeper into your hole. Please answer my question.
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7:28 pm
is not Bush some sort of traitor to actually wnated to attack his own people ( or helping gaddhafi doing so )
is not some of your fundamentalist as wlel who wnat to turn away from progression and wnat to kick Out all Liberals ???
and you wnat to turn it into a democracy forbidding 1st ammendment is Indeed a treason to the freedom of USA
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7:34 pm
Claire bear, “Comedian” is the screen name of a long time visitor to this website. He has continuously encouraged teens to experiment with drugs and violent sexuality. He promotes the black death of socialism and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s seeking this website for Facebook friends that he entices to meet him a rest stops for things fouler than my imagination. I know this user very well and can tell you his perversion rivals the very worst I’ve ever seen. That’s why he hates me so, he sees the shining beacon of Christianity I shine in his direction and it burns his delicate eyes.
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7:41 pm
“Claire bear, “Comedian” is the screen name of a long time visitor to this website.”
I’m well aware of that, fatass. In fact, I’ve been on here longer than him and have been friends with him ever since he joined. If you weren’t so fucking arrogant you’d remember that. Remember me and him ganging up on you on Confessionwire?
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11:40 pm
//He has continuously encouraged teens to experiment with drugs and violent sexuality.//
Name one time I told anyone that drugs are alright and that they should do things they’ve never done before when it comes to sex.
Name ONE.
//He promotes the black death of socialism and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s seeking this website for Facebook friends that he entices to meet him a rest stops for things fouler than my imagination.//
Oh please, we all know your imagination is the foulest thing ever, you’re the one constantly writing up gay fan fiction between yourself and Bill Murray.
And the ‘black death of socialism’? How? By promoting honesty and humility? So apparently being a decent human being is being socialist? How the fuck does that work out?
And need I remind you, for the 3rd time tonight that YOU’RE the one asking people to email you and talk to you and that YOU’RE the one who wanted to see the naked pictures of two boys here?
//I know this user very well and can tell you his perversion rivals the very worst I’ve ever seen.//
Yes Stevie, your gay sex stories ARE indeed extremely perverted, since we all know that I haven’t posted anything perverted on this site.
//That’s why he hates me so, he sees the shining beacon of Christianity I shine in his direction and it burns his delicate eyes.//
No, you’re the darkest flames of hate and unjustice. Hell, that’s giving you credit and making it sound even noble, you’re the slimiest fuckbag I’ve ever met, the biggest moron I’ve ever encountered, and the biggest liar I’ve ever witnessed.
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8:05 am
do the wardens turn a blind eye to fighting in prison? because I’m thinking about a change in scenery
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7:26 pm
you already have been searched by the FBI just saying Mister Billings
therefore its not comedian who ask pics of other boys ?
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7:36 pm
This is completely untrue and President Bush is a patriot. He saved millions of Americans by being brave and intelligent. I just wish Obama had a shred of his moral efficacy.
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11:33 pm
What the fuck was that supposed to be towards Stevie? Are you high off your ass?
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1:09 am
he killed Millions of other people your freedom was not even at risk you panicked for 10 years and you continue to panick
you just showed who the real terrorist are … the american
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“By being brave and intelligent”
I am now 100% sure this site is pure satire
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*Doctor
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*idiot
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8:01 pm
Weren’t you complaining about kids, not teens, being corrupted? WoW, Portal, to an extent Skyrim and Assassin’s Creed were made for teens, and the last two were made for older teens. And no you won’t you won’t do jack shit.
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11:32 pm
Stevie, you’re the one who demanded pictures of topless boys here and you’re constantly trying to convert and make children join your ‘agenda’ as well as constantly surrounding yourself with children, and you’re how old? 50 something if I remember?
Are you sure you weren’t looking at your own face when you typed that little extra bit up?
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12:18 am
Please don’t throw you silly garbage at me. I asked you to own up to all the hate and stupidity you’ve been throwing around here for years and you and little Claire Bear ran and hid in a corner. Very mature. I can’t even waste my time over you freaks any more. Don’t you realize I’m just trying to love you? Are you that afraid of a little love???
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1:45 am
Hid in a corner? I got bored with the rest of your friends and only popped up once in awhile to see if you showed your ugly mug around here. And years? Jackass, I’ve been here for a year and a half at most. A sense of time, get yourself some.
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9:25 am
“I asked you to own up to all the hate and stupidity you’ve been throwing around here for years and you and little Claire Bear ran and hid in a corner.”
On the contrary, the one who hid in the corner was YOU, Billings. Let’s recap:
You made a totally random comment to Comedian that accused him of potentially abusing teens. I asked you to please explain how you garnered ANYTHING about abusing teens from Comedian’s post. Instead of answering, you said that you wouldn’t be surprised if I went to jail. My rebuke to that was that you didn’t answer my question. You STILL didn’t answer my question, and instead called me a domineering woman. I requested again that you answer my question. You went all senile on me and, forgetting that I’ve been on this site longer than you have and have been friends with Comedian since he first joined, patronized me and then made up a bunch of shit about Comedian. I replied that yes, I’m well aware of who Comedian is, as he and I are and have always been friendly on this site. You never continued the conversation and have yet to answer the questions Comedian posted last night at 11:40 PM. So sorry, but you’re the one who ran away with your tail between your legs. And the sad thing is that EVERYBODY can see that by simply viewing the descending posts, yet you still are too in love with yourself to admit it.
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1:16 pm
By the way, why would we want to be “loved” by somebody who calls us freaks and says that we’ll spend our lives in prison?
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1:43 pm
“I’ve been on this site longer than you have!”
Wow, listen to Christwire’s resident radical feminist brag like an infant. Claire, you need to drop these liberal facade and just admit when you’re wrong!
And I don’t think it’s appropriate for you and Comedian to associate. He’s practically twice your age.
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2:04 pm
“Wow, listen to Christwire’s resident radical feminist brag like an infant.”
I wasn’t bragging, I was simply stating that you’ve been on here longer than Comedian, and I’ve been on here longer than you, THUS I know Comedian just as well as you do.
“Claire, you need to drop these liberal facade and just admit when you’re wrong!”
I’m not the one who avoids questions by bringing up things that are totally irrelevant.
“And I don’t think it’s appropriate for you and Comedian to associate. He’s practically twice your age.”
Yet it’s okay for you, a man who’s almost 60, to tell me (back when I was 18) that if I were to meet you in person I’d “like your body”? You were also talking about your breasts and nipples in our facebook conversation.
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2:19 pm
Do you always make up stories out of whole cloth?
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2:22 pm
What do you think I’m making up?
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11:51 pm
Oh yeah.. Pokemon contains cocaine. ARE YOU FOR REAL? YOU GIVE A BAD REPUTATION TO CHRISTIANS YOU IDIOTS!
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8:13 am
no but Pokemon IS cocaine. it’s hard to put that game down, especially when you are a completionist
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12:54 am
It means pocket devils!!!!
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Actually it means POcKet MONsters…Freakin adoarble monster I might add
How can you say this cute thing is evil?
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7:33 pm
It is evil because it has been tainted by the devil to give cocaine to children just look at its head its growing who knows what kind of drugs on its own HEAD.
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Not sure how Turtwig (That’s the adorable things name btw)is giving kids cocaine…Oh wait, it isn’t.
It’s evolution (Oh dear, I hope this word dosen’t upset some people >.>) even grows bushes on it’s back and uses the berries to feed starving pokemon…So evil of him…
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8:14 am
THE WORD RAAAAAAGE AT THE WORD the bird is the word and the word is love. what is love? love is… love is…
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no d in there at all your the worst admin ever of all time whats next Kirby is a offensive game
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Holy shit some of the comments are stupid. How could you take this seriously… I now see why you guys believe every word in the bible.
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10:44 am
As a Christian, I can tell this is correct. All hail our bringer of light.
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2:22 pm
Lightbringer is the name given to Lucifer just saying
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7:35 pm
Lightbringer is also in World of warcraft it is the main characters large penis which he uses in that hidden cutscene that was mentioned.
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1:11 am
Uther lightbringer died in warcraft III and was a paladin of the silver hand ??
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8:15 am
awesome avatar, yo
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11:11 am
Ooooooh you guys piss me of soooo much its unbelievable. Assassins Creed is one of the greatest game series of all time, and even though I do not intend to play Skyrim, I’ve looked it up on wikipedia and it seems like a damn good game to me, so you guys can shut your traps and go get a life.
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7:31 pm
I hear wikipedia is a great source for good hard facts, LOLNO!!! It’s run by atheist homofags who like to lie and cheat for money. Ass ass ins creed is probably the most insulting game ever made just look at the title it just screams homo EROTICA and don’t get me started on SKYRIMMING in skyrim.
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3:43 am
Have you ever played Assassins Creed? Have you ever tried looking up the word ASSASSIN in a dictionary to see how it is spelt and what its meaning is? If the answer to one or both of these questions is no, then you are a dumb ass who will never know anything about the world of gaming.
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1:45 pm
Play nice kids or Daddy will take away your keyboards.
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2:29 am
My Dad thinks this site is bullshit, so why would he take away my keyboard?
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3:58 am
i want you to come to my house and try to take my keyboard .GAY MARRIAGE IS RIGHT.there i swore in your language come to my house i dare you i will leave the door open and i will even give you a 10 second headstart against the cops whos gonna chase you for stealing my laptop
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8:18 am
Can I come to your house? because I’m still up for that life in prison deal
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1:17 pm
I can’t believe people making such vile games.
Why are game developers trying to destroy our youth by promoting such abnormal behavior ?
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7:37 pm
They hate America.
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1:13 am
what Good america gave these day all I see here is censor and ban everything
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8:20 am
America is Gay
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2:43 pm
Warcraft doesn’t have levels. Not beyond player level, but those can be equated with age. A player can be on their 85th level, not the game’s 85th level, because the latter doesn’t exist.
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5:34 pm
Thanks christwire for make these warning articles, dangerous times indeed, besides games you should make a top ten of cartoons and children tv shows that are as dangerous as these games.
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6:44 pm
Gee let me take away That Evil Pokemon Game from my 5 year old Son, what a bad parent I’m >.> How dare i buy such games for him..>.> Seriously if your gonna make a Article research the facts. Though For laughs it would be even more funnier if you Just fade away slowly….away from Exsistence.
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9:08 pm
you are such a bad parent for letting him play that game
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10:04 pm
Is this for real? Seriously,people are free to do what they want. FREE WILL!!!! Smoke drugs and play violent and sexual videogames!It’s fun!They’re doing their job well.God smokes weed,remember that
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10:06 pm
Stephenson Billings, have you even tried to play these games?Maybe you’ll like them
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10:18 pm
Wait a tick…I just relized the pic of the two (sexy) girls on top of each other is from the God of War PSP game…A game not even on this list, how funny. Also the game is rated M, meaning no one UNDER 17 (or is it 18, can never remember) can buy it…Meaning mostly adults and older teens is who it’s targetted at and is being played most by
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10:28 pm
Even though alcohol and cigarettes shouldn’t be sold to underage kids, they still get their hands on them. Not to mention drugs! Think about how shallow your argument is!
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10:55 pm
I won’t deny kids get their hands on M games, but it isn’t the game developers shoving it into their hands, it’s the idiot parents who buy it.
Not saying all parents are idiots, just the ones who can read but ignore the rating on the game that has a list of whats in the game.
“Oh look, extreme violence, drug use, and nudity. I should totally by my child this!” Any parent with that attitude is an idiot.
I’m a hardcore gamer and when I have kids, you think I’m gonna buy them God of War or anything else M rated, Hell no I won’t. I’ll wait til they come of age.
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1:16 am
when I was a kid they even asked my mother if I am nd my brother allowed to play Mortal kombat 2 on SNES
and we didnt become some nuts like christian
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11:42 pm
Why are you attacking the industry as a whole then by throwing every single game into the same bucket and saying how terrible they are? Why are you not calling out the parents who let their kids play the violent and bloody games?
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2:12 pm
99% of the video games out there are disgusting. The problem IS industry-wide, little guy.
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12:51 am
Nice magic trick there of pulling a imaginary number out of thin air.
Most games are just someone’s vision blending together story and art onto a virtual canvas. While there are some games that just try to be vulgar (Though still fun) MOST games don’t even come close to that staement.
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1:00 am
99% of Christians are lying, homophobic assholes who want nothing more than genocide and to rape children.
See, I can make up numbers as well, Billings.
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8:09 pm
Billings, how many times do we have to tell you this before you get it through your thick head? Grown people don’t like being called “little guy” or “little lady”!
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11:02 pm
Actually, the ESRB isn’t government enforced or even part of the government. It’s an independent organization that tries and fails (Halo, Shadow the Hedgehog, or Civ series drug references anyone?) at rating games appropriately as a guide for parents, not a code of law. Most non-indie groups involved in games just comply with them for PR.
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11:11 pm
I hope to (Insert random deity here) that the government NEVER gets control over game ratings…Gamers everywhere would be screwed.
Even if the ESRB system has flaws, Game Companies still have a target demographic (AKA the people they’re trying to sell to) and most of the time they make sense.
Companies like Bethesda didn’t advertise Skyrim (Oh dear, a taboo word on this site
) to kids, they advertise to older teens and adults. Yes kids got a hold of the game, but most likely from someone older (a parent perhaps?) Even though I look well over my age (Not gonna give out age just going to say old enough to buy ature games) I STILL get my id checked for age and I’m okay with that. They are trying to keep more mature games away from children
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8:26 am
Ooh! go with Odin! oh wait I’m tired of him. Gaia? or is she a goddess? maybe that’s just mother earth. hmm… fuck it! go with Discord, even though he isn’t a god, he’s the only way of life.
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1:13 am
Hey,
I’m new to religion, I have a few questions:
How much do you weight Stephenson Billings (is that a pseudonym)? By the way how much is the book that you are selling online?
Also is masturbation a sin?
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1:20 am
Hi,
I weight a perfectly appropriate amount for a man of my age and girth.
The Christwire Handbook lists for $14.95 but can be cheaper if you check out Amazon. You could also win a FREE copy on our Facebook page!!!
Yes, masturbation is a sin.
Be well,
Stephenson
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1:47 am
Is it also a sin to try and force opinion upon others? if not then proceed with what you’re doing but also graciously accept the forced opinion of non religious peoples and accept their ideas as the truth as you expect them to do to you. otherwise you are sinning by doing what you are doing on this website. In my opinion it should be no ones right to tell anyone else what to think or believe.
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2:32 am
“Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine. For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.” — 2 Timothy 4:4.
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3:23 am
Still can’t make an actual reply, can you Stevie?
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4:32 am
The Holy Word of God is the ultimate reply.
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10:11 pm
Only when relevant to the conversation.
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4:00 am
The Word of God should be the most relevant thing in your life.
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9:14 am
Billings, please tell us how much you weigh. Considering how you’re always poking your nose into our business it’s the least you can do. Refusing and continually saying “I weigh a perfectly appropriate amount for a man of my age and girth” is proof that you know you’re overweight.
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1:47 pm
I’m on the north side of 210, okay?
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2:05 pm
And how tall are you?
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2:17 pm
I’m sorry my friend, but once again I must warn you that you’re just a child and this odd fascination you have with my body and my football stories is leading me to think you maybe have developed a sexual crush on me. I understand this can happen when a girl such as yourself encounters a wiser, more mature father figure but I have to put my foot down. This stops right here. It is not appropriate. There are plenty of boys your own age out there, kiddo!
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2:33 pm
“I’m sorry my friend”
I’m not your friend.
“I must warn you that you’re just a child”
I’m 21. That’s not a child.
“this odd fascination you have with my body”
The only thing I’m fascinated with is proving you to be a major hypocrite. You can’t condemn people for self-gratification of the sexual nature and then sit back and cram a handful of potato chips down your fat hole.
“and my football stories”
Um…what?
“you maybe have developed a sexual crush on me”
Billings, we’ve BEEN OVER THIS. I find you to be absolutely revolting! You think way too highly of yourself.
“I understand this can happen when a girl such as yourself encounters a wiser, more mature father figure”
We’ve ALSO been over this. I have a father who I love very much and is possibly the greatest man on Earth. I have no need for another one.
“This stops right here. It is not appropriate.”
Then why were you discussing your breasts with me on facebook?
“There are plenty of boys your own age out there, kiddo!”
You don’t call a grown woman “kiddo”, fatass.
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5:20 pm
“Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned.”
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5:28 pm
Billings, you’re aware that the majority of visitors to this site think you’re pathetic, right?
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5:50 pm
Two weeks ago I was on a Alaska Air flight and the attractive looking stewardess kept staring at me. Eventually she got up the nerve to approach me and asked me if I was August from ChrisTwire. After I affirmed her suspicions her first question was “is that Claire for real?” Her local church has been praying for you for 18 months now.
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5:54 pm
Everybody who believes that stand on your head.
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6:01 pm
I have proof, I have the reciept for the flight on a e-ticket and she is my facebooks friend.
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10:21 pm
That’s hilarious, August! Imagine that, Claire famous ?!?
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8:29 am
Masturbation is unnecessary when you host sex orgies in your living room
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1:31 am
DOG ON DOG ON DOG GNIKCUF ON
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1:54 am
Not MY children.
MY children don’t hide anything from me.
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9:55 pm
Billings, do you know anything about new media? I mean, come on! You put up several things that aren’t video games in the slightest, and yet you have the audacity to sit there and say you researched all of this?! Oh wait, all you did was link to pieces of bullshit that your friends went and typed up. That’s not research, that’s being lazy and stupid.
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10:27 pm
As a member of that special class of people known as the Fourth Estate, of course I know what journalism means. I’m also aware of bias and manipulation in our news. This is something I’ve witnessed first hand. The major networks have been caught carrying the water for the Obama administration many times, there is a revolving door between major democratic businesses and places like the Washington Post and the New York Times. So don’t try to lecture me on journalism. I am confident about my information and I have already responded to your wildly inaccurate claims.
On a personal note, let me ask you something LN. Were you brought up in the Christian faith? The Jewish one? I’d love to know.
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4:43 pm
How the hell does that have anything to do with what I said about your complete lack of knowledge on the subject matter? You can’t even go to non-biased websites to look information up? I told you that several things on your list aren’t games and you start bitching about ‘twisted and biased news corporations’. What, do you honestly think that Republicans aren’t a bunch of liars as well?
And why the hell do you want to know about what my faith is, you sick freak? You demanded that I hand over naked pictures of myself, then tell me that you’d throw me into your basement, and now you’re demanding to know what my faith is?
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4:55 pm
Just answer the question.
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5:21 pm
Answer my question, why are you a liar?
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9:40 pm
What a brilliant comeback! Your genius grows every day, LN.
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10:07 pm
I’m not the one who’s constantly avoiding questions, you coward. Now answer my question, why are you such a filthy liar? Why did you decide to just harp and rant about various forms of media without doing one inkling of research, and yet have the gall to say that you researched it?
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1:19 am
this is all so fucking hilarious
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8:31 am
I know, right?
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8:22 pm
To those who are following this sad perversion of the truth, I ask that you don’t comment. It’s best to turn a deaf ear to those who choose to be ignorant and fabricate twisted lies of things they know nothing of.
…But if you want to continue insulting them, then please, go right ahead.
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1:40 pm
I like to play Portal 2 every night because I like to shoot Glory Holes with my Penis Gun! Oh and, the cake is a god damn lie!!!
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8:33 am
Oh shit! I would have never known! what has this world come to!
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5:57 am
What is this country coming too?! I will be writing my congressman and house representative on this, state and federal, something must be done.
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