The Russian War on Emosexuals
Russia Joins the War on Emosexuals!!!
It has amazed me over the last few months, who has become an ally with me in the war against emosexuality that I set out upon just a few long months ago. Emosexualism is a danger not just to the Good Old USA but to the world and now people are finally seeing it for what it is. Some of those people live in Russia. Not to long ago Russians were the bad guys. They were dirty God hating commies that wanted to destroy our way of life and spread communism. Well today we come yet one step closer to being world allies in the War on Emos.
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It is being reported, that Russia is going to ban being emo. What a wonderful idea! I only wish the liberal fascists in Washington, could be men enough to do something like that here.
“The point of the bill is so that by 2020, Moscow will have someone to rule its government, This is the first step in the public discourse.” Said Alexander Grishunin, an adviser to bill sponsor Yevgeny Yuryev.
I have been preaching this for months. What kind of world can we expect, when these whiny kids come to power? They will be busy complaining about North Korea and Iran bullying them when they should be sending in Seal Team 6 to smite them. I fear for the world that my grand kids and great grand kids will live in when it is ruled by President Beersack. You think that the world laughs at us now with a half black as president, imagine what they will say behind our backs when they don’t know if Pres. Beersack is male or female!
Finally a world power agrees with me and sees emosexualism for what it is:
Last month the State Duma held a hearing on “Government Strategy in the Sphere of Spiritual and Ethical Education”, a piece of legislation aimed at curbing “dangerous teen trends”. There…social conservatives lumped “emos” together with skinheads, pushing for heavy regulation of emo websites and the banning of emo and goth fashion from schools and government buildings.
The new bill describes “emos” as 12-16 year-olds with black and pink clothing, studded belts, painted fingernails, ear and eyebrow piercings, and black hair with fringes that “cover half the face”. Emo culture’s “negative ideology” may encourage depression, social withdrawal and even suicide, the bill alleges – with young girls being particularly vulnerable.
Bill co-author Igor Ponkin explained to the Moscow Times, “our actions are directed at those who also hurt themselves, commit suicide and promote those acts.”
As one could expect , Russian Emo’s are whining about unfairly being “bullied” by the government that is just trying to do what is best for them. At Russian protests this weekend, teenagers wined about lawmakers who believe their lack of fashion sense, and community, are just as bad as being criminals and Nazis. Thousands of black-clad emosexuals marched in Krasnoyarsk, Siberia, where the commie government is quickly passing anti-emosexual legislation.
“How can you stop people from expressing themselves, from dressing how they like, from living a way of life that doesn’t harm anyone?” asked a whiny emo on REN TV. Others emos held signs stating “Kill the State in Yourself”,”A Totalitarian State Encourages Stupidity”, “Emosexual Now, Emosexual Forever”, “Black & Proud” and “We’re Here, Andy’s Queer, and We Don’t Care”.
I can only sit and pray that America, looks at Russia for this ground breaking legislation and launch it’s own race to finally end emos for once and for all, just like Russia’s Sputnick Launched us into the modern space race.
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8:18 pm
Oh, the Russians. What would we do without them?
Oh yes. We would go to space. Without them.
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9:21 pm
Wow, Susan. Not only was that first picture HORRIBLE Photoshopped, but this article was horribly written.
I’m going to laugh my ass off when this website is shut down for pure slander, lies, and being a hate site.
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9:57 pm
So… what you’re saying… is that you support the bill that intends to censor the Internet. Because that’s what I’m hearing.
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11:11 pm
Never! I have my own website (click my name) and it would be shut down if that bill passes.
This website contains hate content and all of the administrators bully everyone who posts a damn bit of common sense. All the people on this website do is post hate and lies, and I’m pretty sure there are laws against that all ready.
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11:42 pm
Nope. Free speech is for everyone, regardless of whether you agree with their statements. First Amendment protects the rights of everyone, even paranoid bigots whose entire basis for theoretical analysis hinges upon ad-hoc fallacy. The only time when the law steps in is when there is sufficient evidence of child endangerment, where the battlecry of this site seems to be “think of the children.”
Isn’t America a wonderful country?
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3:01 am
Exactly Garrett, that is the reason for my whole war on Emos, I am looking out for the children.
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1:53 am
freedom of speech go read it will you its doesnt concern Internet at all
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12:46 am
Yet on his “website” he has a banner to “stop censorship”. I love how liberals only want things to not apply to them. “Freedom of speech, but for only the things we wanna hear.”
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1:00 am
Freedom of speech; not bullying. I bet you wouldn’t say a single bit of your crap to my face.
And I am a woman, stupid.
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1:09 am
So Nuala, you talk about not bullying and then turn around and call Tyson “stupid”. You liberals are one giant ball of contradictions.
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1:31 am
Yet, you are displaying a form of bullying right here. I would say whatever I want to your face. I fear no feeble woman, especially one who writes about stupid time traveling Nazis. I find it funny you come to OUR site and tell us what we need to do. That is bullying. Do I go to your site and post comments on what you should write about? Maybe I find your stories offensive and if I did, I won’t go on your site and trash it. We have the right to post what we feel. It is not our fault idiots like yourself come to it and decide to post. If you don’t like it, don’t read it.
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3:03 am
Amen Brother Tyson, emo boys like this is the reason the internet is such a messed up jumbled place.
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1:40 am
Garret, don’t talk to this idiot. She is blasting the site for hate speech, yet requested me as a friend on the FB and asking us to promote her site.
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3:04 am
and she spammed us by posting her demonic link!
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3:05 am
They now trying FB comments, but the poor kids don’t realize that we can block those as well.
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11:44 am
glory be!
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1:13 am
Bruce, self defense is different from bullying.
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1:33 am
Site will never be shut down. We have already dealt with FBI, HLS and all the other government agencies that have the power to shut down religious sites. All have sent written statements saying we are not doing anything illegal.
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1:39 am
Also, I love how you made a FAKE Facebook account, requested me as a friend and try to use our popularity on FB and The Internet to push your own site. PATHETIC! So, you hate the site, yet would love some trickle down track. Typical liberal idiot.
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1:43 am
I don’t have a fake facebook. I have my own facebook account and that is all I use.
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1:46 am
Sorry, you have been found out. Nice try.
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1:49 am
We don’t allow spamming of our website. Please stop spamming your 3rd grade creative writing blog on our news site.
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1:46 am
However, the words are often used interchangeably. Think back to October of last year: the suicide eventually leading to this worldwide discussion of bullying. The victim here is assuredly the boy who killed himself as a result of constant pestering. However, the recent developments of the trial say that the bully was being bullied as well, and that his retaliation was self-defense. We walk a fine line.
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1:49 am
I’m a bit scared that for once the Moral America is agreeing with the Russian drunkards. Actually, I’m happy. I’m happy that the Russians are learning Good, American Morals of being Sober and Wise and Cautious when it comes to the emosexual disorder and the impulsive pathetic losers it inflicts. Good for russia for knowing what’s right, for once.
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3:06 am
Amen to that!
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2:05 am
Andy Biersack would be a good president BTW.
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3:07 am
for North Korea or Iran to try to take us over. Do you foolish emosexuals even know where to find those countries on the map?
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3:15 am
Why, yes we do. Does that surprise you? That we are educated just like all the other humans in America?
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3:52 am
The fact that you idiots can feed yourselves, surprises me at times.
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3:58 am
The fact that you’ re still living, surprises me.
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4:35 am
look….we happen to be very smart…….we just choose not to stand out because we hate attention drawn to us…..yes the way we look draws attention but we simply do it because thats how we feel comfortable!
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1:56 am
yes they do compared to sarah palin or another republican I forgot his name
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3:47 am
I would vote for him any day over anyone else XD
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3:50 am
YUSH!
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4:32 am
once again BIERSACK Andrew Denis BIERSACK! this is a load of bull…..as it is clear that that boy is being escorted because he was protesting….
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12:24 pm
Yet more proof that Marxism is evil. Russia, you’ve become a detestable dictatorship again.
Susan, you are a Communist for supporting the Russians in these ideas.
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5:01 pm
Guess What, God Obsessed Ass Holes? IM AN EMOSEXUAL. YAY! Russians Are Coming To Get Me! (: Im Going To Burn In Hell!
And So Are You. Fuck You, And Have a Nice Fucking Day.
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1:57 am
Freedom of speech its Only in USA in YOUR consitution it’s doesn’t cocnern the Internet at all
and since its a .org its worse
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11:47 am
what are you jibbering about?
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3:08 am
I will repeat just for your senile little brain
FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS NOT FOR INTERNET YOUR CONSTITUITION IS NOT USEFUL ON INTERNET BECAUSE ITS DOESN’T BELONG TO USA
got it ???
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12:20 pm
susan, why haven’t you dropped yet.
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