THE WORKS OF EVIL: Andrew Hussie’s Devil Worship.
This is a comprehensive paper on the sinful nature of the “web comic” known as Homestuck. A term better suited for a cesspool of disgusting, amoral filth such as this would be a “hell pathway” as reading and embracing this Devil’s work is a certain one way trip to the darkest pit.
Homestuck is authored by a man known as Andrew Hussie. A more fitting term for this wretch would be “Shamdrew Hussatan” as his entire Dark Ruse is a mere ploy to appease the lord which he serves. I have never seen any evidence of him attending a Christian church, so therefore we must assume that his work is the work of the Destroyer, Satan of Hell.
My children heard about this in their youth retreat some weeks ago. I watch them and guide them like any servant of Him would do, but I also wish to let them explore the world. My children live with me in our house stationed behind my ministry. They are faithful souls and even the youngest child (Kristi, 24) has been allowed to leave the front yard and retrieve the mail from the mailbox on her own due to having been raised in the Light of the Lord. Nothing could sway her. That is, until Homestuck.
The body of this paper will discuss the sinful nature of this demonic tapestry of violence, sodomy, and general depravity against Him and document the horrors caused by this “Shamdrew” on the youths of America.
I will open with this verse:
“You must not have any other god but me.”- Exodus 20:3
Homestuck centers on the creation of a Hellscape via a video game known as “SBRB”. Aside from the fact all video games are violent, uncouth, and teach sin and depravity, the nature of the game is to spit in the face of Our Lord. The main character, John Egbert, intentionally named after a biblical entity to further spit on all that is right, seeks to become God in order to create the universe in his own sinful, orgy filled, primitive, ignorant manner.
He learns how to become god via a demon or “Troll” known as Vrickers who is a depraved sexual deviant from “Atlantia” the home of the “Trolls”
This is clearly an obvious stab at all the is Right. A demon helping a godless heathen attain “god” status? Blasphemy without further explanation. “Shamdrew” likely is very confident with his brain washing scheme, so an obvious ploy like this goes over the head of his feebleminded slaves.
The next section centers around the perversion in Homestuck. My oldest sun, Ben (37) was speaking to my other two twin children, Nicky (31) and Steven (31), and was telling a lewd joke about a “pail” which is a Troll or “devil” metaphor, for unprotected same sex premarital intercourse.
You see fellow parent, the goal of the “Trolls” is to force the humans who are already to corrupt into a frenzied orgy, thus earning Dark “Kismessis” Energy for their “Negative” version of Jesus Christ, The Sufferer.
Do not commit adultery. (Exodus 20:14)
Yes! Do NOT commit adultery! Do not let Shamdrew force your children into his crazed game of “Buckets” that the “Trolls” invented. The sigils on their chest designate their rank. The closer to Tyrian Purple, the more souls tainted. Fifi, the most popular, queen of the trolls, is a master adulteress and on her “page update” she has subliminal messages that encourages adultery.
My daughter, Em (33) has perhaps been changed the most by this Homestink atrocity. She used to mind herself quietly in her Children’s Room with the boys and her sisters and look at her Donald Duck toys. She loved ducks as a whole, but after Homestink infected our house, she has changed. She now back talks, informs me “about the stairs” (likely stairs to HELL) and says “It keeps happening” likely because Homestuck opened a door to Hell in a metaphoric sense and Satan is overcoming her.
Homestuck’s use of music in it’s “Flash” animations contains satanic messages that weaker minds not as faithful as one like mine, succumb to. Case in point please click here at your own risk and play backwards:
How do I live without you SATAN is a more fitting title. When played backwards, I, in my own opinion heard “Come…..into the dark…………death to…………..light…” and backwards Satanic garble. I blame this “music team” for this intentional brain control. These Malicious Minstrels are simply Shamdrew’s puppets and I would advise all parents to destroy their speakers immediately.
Lastly, I present:
You also took the fine jewelry I gave you, the jewelry made of my gold and silver, and you made for yourself male idols and engaged in prostitution with them.- Ezekiel 16:17
This sums up this Homestink without question. Shamdrew takes money for his risqué clothing items shown below, and uses them to create a mindless body of prostitute devil worshippers to fulfill the will of the “Sufferer” or, Satan.
The prostitution rags in question.
Each rag contains an unholy sigil to show the child’s allegiance to the Dark One, Shamdrew.
Parents I urge you, stop Homestink. Burn your computers, lock your doors, and pray. The end is near thanks to this depraved piece of stink-rot.
God bless.
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Author: tdomf_15f10
12:41 pm
dude no… homestuck is a perfectly innocent website that I AM SURE does not target heaven!! i swer to my god dat HOMSTUK DEOSNT SUK!!!!1 SO UMMM STAOPIT WIT DIS HS SHIT AND STAOPIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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I approve of this message.
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H3H3H3, SO L3T M3 T3LL YOU 4BOUT TH3 S1N TH4T 1S HOM3STUCK >:]
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1:18 pm
Oh man, I could not stop laughing at this. This is comedy gold. Thank you guys.
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1:37 pm
Thank you for the absolutely hysterical view on Homestuck. Opened my eyes. Not really. This was pretty funny, made me giggle. Good job.
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1:40 pm
if i evver met you wwe could sin all night long
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1:43 pm
*wwalks in*
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3:24 pm
Oh dear, Satanic or not please don’t do that in public!
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1:44 pm
homosuck is shit
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4:20 am
You say ‘homo’ as if it’s an insult.
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1:47 pm
666
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666
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666
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Praise Hitler.
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homestink
homestank
homestunk
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1:56 pm
sup bitches
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well ii hone2tly thiink thii2 wa2 quiite the iintere2tiing read on my part.
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2:00 pm
christians are faggots
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Seriously? Why? Because a couple of idiots make us look bad? I’ve never done anything like this, and I love homestuck! I don’t care if we got a bad rap way back when, I’m standing up for what I believe in right now! You saying that we’re ‘faggots’ — which, by the way, is insensitive to homosexuals, uncalled for, and just in bad taste — is YOUR judgement against US so maybe you should go look in your mirror before you start tossing around useless, malignant, caliginous statements like that.
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Oh, and just in case it wasn’t clear, the mirror part was about hypocrisy. Not the faggot part. If I were to insult someone, it would be because they deserved it and it would be clever.
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11:54 am
i love you.
that is really all that needs to be said on the matter.
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4:44 pm
I love Homestuck too, and I think that was an eloquent and mature response to a hateful comment that had neither of those qualities! Cheers.
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4:31 am
I love you.
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2:05 pm
This guy is clearly completely off his rocker, just saying. And just because you make up words to replace cuss words with the intent of causing the same reaction isn’t any better. And it sounds like you may need some counseling……
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2:14 pm
Scratch that I like men.
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2:08 pm
What the devil fucking dickens?
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2:08 pm
Hey! You spelled my name wrong, silly humans. Hehehehehehehehe. >:::;)
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2:10 pm
hey babycakes
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2:21 pm
hOW, cOULD yOU, vRISKA?
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2:37 pm
iT’s OkAy TaVbRo, I’m HeRe FoR yOu!
)
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6:08 pm
Gamzee. Please. No.
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2:12 pm
Homestuck
General
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2:14 pm
L3T M3 3NG4G3 YOU 1N 4 WOND3RFUL ORGY OF S4T4N WORSH1PP1NG 4ND S1NN1NG
4S W3 H4T3 FUCK W3 SH4LL S4Y H1S N4M3 LOUD 4ND CL34R, 4ND 1T W1LL K33P H4PP3N1NG JUST L1K3 TH3 ST41RS
1 PROM1S3 TH3R3 W1LL B3 LOTS OF BUCK3TS >:]
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2:20 pm
UPDATE
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2:26 pm
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NOOKSNOOKING BULLSHITTERY? ARE YOU HUMANS REALLY THIS FUCKING STUPID. OH MY GOG. JUST HOW MUCH STUPIDER CAN YOU FUCKASSES GET?
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2:30 pm
:33 < *ac giggles at the silly humans!*
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4:46 pm
yOu ArE rIgHt NePeTa, ThIs Is SoMe FuNnY sHiT.
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wHoA mAn LoOkS lIkE yOu JuSt NeEd To CaLm ThE fUcK dOwN, sIt BaCk, AnD eNjOy A mOtHeRfUcKiNg FaYgO. iT’s FuLl Of MiRaClEs Bro.
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2:59 pm
THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKING ISSUES WITH THIS GOGDAMN ARTICLE, I COULD BUILD A FUCKING TWO ACRE PLAYGROUND ON IT AND FUCKING HAVING FUN PICKING OUT AND CRITICIZING EVERY LITTLE FUCKING ISSUE.
BUT I’M NOT. WHY? BECAUSE CLEARLY, OTHER PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY FUCKING DONE THIS, AND I REALLY DON’T THINK THIS THING IS WORTH ANY OF MY FUCKING TIME.
TIME I COULD BE SPENDING ELSEWHERE.
HERES A PRO-TIP, AUTHOR OF THIS FUCKING INSANELY PITIFUL ARTICLE: ACTUALLY RESEARCH WHAT YOUR GOING TO FUCKING RANT ABOUT. SERIOUSLY, VRICKERS?? ITS VRISKA, FUCKASS.
THAT SAID, YOU! KARKAT FUCKING VANTAS DOWN THERE IN THE COMMENTS! ARE YOU PAST OR FUTURE ME?! ACTUALLY, IT DOESN’T MATTER, BOTH ARE ASSHOLES. FUCK YOU!
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3:08 pm
D–> This is f001ishness upon one hundred thousand prior, equally unsolicited f001ishnesses
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3:22 pm
Vrickers is a filthy slut.
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wwhy don’t you let me tell you about homestuck
and implyin john is better than me
you are so wwrong
i bet this wwas wwritten by a lowblood
jealous
kar calm the hell down
seriously
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3:45 pm
What the actual fuck?
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3:49 pm
seriously bro
this isn’t even ironically funny
it’s just stupid
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4:05 pm
You Christians never fail to find a new way to surprise me with your idiocy.
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Pot to kettle, considering the fact that this is a joke.
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4:10 pm
Well This Is Quite Humourous I Must Say
However It Does Not Portray Any Of Us Properly
I Will Ask You To Stop At Once
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4:28 pm
pissed myself……………………..
SEND HELP………………………………………..
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11:46 pm
I can help
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11:53 pm
Teach me how to drink my own urine, Mr. Grylls.
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Don’t waste it, friend.
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4:29 pm
author: john
hahahHAHAHAHA
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4:31 pm
OMG IKR
THATS WHAT MADE ME PISS MYSELF…..
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8:16 pm
D–> Do you need
D–> A towel
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10:04 pm
Dude, I cried when I read that I laughed so hard
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4:36 pm
Oh my what a dreadful thing even though I didn’t understand some of the big words this made my hair stand up!! Meow I will my sure to do my very best to protect mistress Rose from this bad story! :3
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12:14 pm
Oh Thank you Dearest Jaspers. You are the best cat a girl could ever ask for. Also I would like to ask why 40-25 year olds are not allowed to leave the house
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7:25 pm
AGREED
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4:52 pm
bark
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4:57 pm
whoa get your panties out of a bunch, i mean its just a webcomic a ironic bit of art not much more. you guys are looking way to deep
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5:51 pm
i THINK YOU ARE, uH, FAILING TO UNDERSTAND THE POINT OF THIS SERIES,,,
bUT, MAYBE YOU WERE BEING INTENTIONALLY, IRONIC,,, iN THAT CASE, YOU ARE QUITE FUNNY,
}:)
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7:31 pm
0h my c0d !ts Tavr0s!
! l0v3 y0u
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5:58 pm
D–> This article is an e%ample of the ine%cusable ignorance of lowb100ded humans
D–> Suffering the condition that is f001ishness
D–> They e%cuse themselves by asserting their “miracle” work upon the unknowing
D–> And ignore the fa% that their self-righteous behoofing stray far from their intentional beliefs
D–> That all humans are seen equal in the eyes of their Gog
D–> Also demonstrating, neigh, becoming the stereotype of e%tremists that only view themselves as true believers D–> And that all others are mere lost and 100d worshippers of a dark lord
D–> Which could care less if a few people find a simple webcomic the work of evil
D–> This I STRONGLY must say
D–> Is an ine%cusable f001lishness that should only be kept among this Jegus-following community
D–> And no longer e%hibited to the world
D–> Oh dear, in my rant I worked up quite a sweat
D–> I think I need a
D–> Towel
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6:25 pm
Hahahaha! This has got to be a poe, right?
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6:47 pm
Oh man Vriskers? At least get the name right.
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8:18 pm
I WARNRED YOU ABOUT HOMESUTCKS
I TOLD YOU GOD!
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8:45 pm
lol
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)(a)(a
O)( my. I WIS)( MY NAM–E WAS FIFI!
)(A )(A I CANNOT STOP LAUG)(ING AT THIS HUMAN GARBL–E
DO T)(–EY )(AV–E A T)(INKPAN, -EV–EN?!
(oh gog that was far, far too funny)
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11:34 pm
YOU PLAN TO STOP US, MORTALS?
WE ARE ALREADY HERE.
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11:50 pm
wwhat
people take this seriously
hahah land dwwellers are so fuckin stupid
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11:57 pm
i’m hoping everyone who’s commenting knows this is fake :u
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2:49 am
I knew it!! This is so absurd to be wholeheartedly meant to :/
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What the devilfucking dickens is this blasphemy? *Frowns unhappily* Egad,who even comes up with this?
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3:39 am
Just as planned.
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DUFE how HIGH do yuo hav two be to WRITE SOMETHING LIEk THAT? 8^y you hASS GOT no idea waht yuo are even DOINGG………… ,.
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9:10 am
WHAT THE FUCK.
JEGUS, THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE RIGHT? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY THAT RETARDED HUMANS? I HAD A LITTLE HOPE IN YOU STILL, IT’S ALL GONE NOW.
YOU FUCKING BLEW MY FUCKING MIND WITH YOUR STUPIDITY. REALLY. FUCK ALL OF YOU. THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUCKING WORST WEBSITE I HAVE FUCKING EVER SEEN.
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11:15 am
Well I for one won’t let John read this “Homestink” as long as I live.
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11:55 am
I just….
I can’t……..
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12:59 pm
It appears to me like someone is in need of a right good round of fisticuffs. Where in the devilfucking dickings did you acquire this information? From what bizarre information I have acquired upon this subject you speak of it seems as though you are a confounded twat.
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1:49 pm
so basically you want god to
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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1:56 pm
kekeke!!! the dum8 humans will fall to hell!!!!!!!!!
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3:13 pm
JESUS DICK
youre praying wrong!
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3:15 pm
SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US.
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3:16 pm
Yeah you and you Neutral Milk Hotel army better get the fuck out
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At some points during this article I actually thought that the author was joking. All the misspellings, jumps to conclusions, generalizations… the fact that he actually believes the nonsense he spews is hilarious.
It’s people like this who don’t deserve the title ‘Christian’. Not that it hasn’t been irrevocably tarnished already.
P.S. Homestuck fans have been Tweeting this and laughing about it together, and nobody cares but you <3
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5:04 pm
Have you seen the other articles on this site? It’s kind of obvious that they are joking.
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5:22 pm
…this is a joke
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3:53 pm
This is all because this man’s daughter warned him about the stairs and he didn’t listen.
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3:54 pm
Holy god I am crying. -applauds-
AND THIS PEOPLE, IS WHY WE CHRISTIANS ARE VIEWED AS SOME IDIOTS!! |’D
Also, DOES YOU KNOW HOW TO GRAMMAR CORRECT?
………….
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4:20 pm
SPELLING. IS. A THING. TRY IT. FUCKASS.
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4:29 pm
I see someone has some deep seated issues. Would you care to discuss them at length?
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4:39 pm
thii2 ii2 2tupiid
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4:55 pm
Wait. Is this real? Someone please, please tell me this is fake.
I really fucking hope this is just a joke you guys. I am seriously praying that this is a joke.
If this is real, let me tell you, this is such a backwards way of thinking. I mean really? Satan is going to get us through a webcomic? A webcomic!? Seriously, just listen to yourself for one second. For fucking sake, just because you don’t like something in particular doesn’t make it an abomination towards God. Seriously folks. Just . . . I . . . cannot comprehend the amount of . . . I hate using this word, but Stupidity. This amount of stupidity. Ugh. UUGHH! AAAAHHHH! Why!?
But hopefully this is just a joke. Right? Right!?
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It’s on the biggest Christian news site ever. It’s obviously real
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wow!!!! this is really ridiculous, so im PRETTY sure they were joking! at least i hope so
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5:15 pm
I warned you about the stairs, bro.
About those hell stairs.
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whoa dude
you guys all had an orgy party and didnt tell me?
not cool man
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Hahaha, this made me laugh. Look, I am a christian and I read Hussie’s comic. Does this mean I’m going to hell too now? Look, there’s nothing dark behind it, it’s people like you who scare people away from Christianity and give us a bad name. Don’t judge Hussie and let God do the judging. I doubt you’ve even read the web comic or have come to understand it. Heck, I’m caught up in the webcomic and even I don’t understand it fully. Dude, let God do the judging. If he’s a bad man he’s a bad man, but for now he just makes one awesome comic.
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9:23 pm
god dammit, i know! its stuff like this that ran me off from christianity! (plus, i’ve been confused about the whole creation thing since i was 3. if thats really true, then where did dinosaurs come from?) i now have no religious preference, and i actually like it. im not constricted by these extreme prejudicial views anymore. wish i could say the same for my family…
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11:23 pm
WHO IS JESUS CHRIST AND HOW AM I A NEGATIVE VERSION OF HIM?
PLEASE, ENLIGHTEN ME.
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12:40 am
“more like “Shamdrew Hussatan.”
help, i’m dying! XD
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5:25 am
I’m just getting started.
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7:22 am
Whelp
I think theyre on to us dave
Ready to jump the border to mexico??
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8:02 am
wat a baka-san desu (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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8:19 am
DUFE are yuo KIDDONG ME??? ? you hass NO IDEA waht you christianans are DOING.
adnrew hussy is THEB BIG MAN he is GOOD PERSON…. , .,
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8:36 am
:::;)
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8:55 am
You think I can restrict what my daughter does on the internet? Heh.
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9:02 am
Are you seriously that retarded or is this a joke? :’D Cause it’s hilarious.
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3:37 pm
woha, that is so stupd. I am lma so fucking o right now. I mnea really.
*mean
Sereiously how drukn do you have to be?
It’s ridiculous.
*ridiculous
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12:46 am
This is so silly )(-E)(-E!
I t)(ink t)(is )(uman drank too muc)( Faygo! (Did t)(ey get it from you, Gamzee? 38P)
Because it seems t)(ey’re obviously not swimming straig)(t enough to t)(ink correctly! 38)
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1:14 am
What Is This.
I Do Not Approve Of The Language You Have Used To Describe My So–
The Sufferer.
Please Cease This Tomfoolery Immediately.
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4:34 am
The worst part is, I can’t tell if this is serious or not.
I mean.
The author’s name is John.
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12:03 pm
I think it’s fake xD I’m pretty sure it’s fake.
…
I damn well hope it’s fake. :I
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1:16 pm
As a former follower of Homestink, I cannot stress the importance of this man’s message. I was once a deranged reader of this webcomic, and despite God’s warnings, I continued to fall down the stairs to hell.
It kept happening.
As a servant of the Sufferer, I would give in to my anger and rage at everyone and everything, including my past and future self. Around my neck I wore a Cruxtruder, our twisted form of the crucifix. And every week I would go to our multicolored blood orgies, where I eventually rose to the high rank of gallowsCalibrator, only one rank below arachnidsGrip, where I would have sold my soul to the demon Vrickers like John did before me.
Fortunately before that point my godly friends stole me away and locked me in their basement. They deprived me of food and water for weeks, only visiting to strike me repeatedly with a crucifix. Truth be told, I don’t remember much about anything during or before then, but thanks to them I am safe from the accursed Homestink.
Please, heed this man’s call and do not let your children be torn away from Gog’s love.
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4:42 pm
Please, tell me this is a joke.
Please, tell me this is seriously a joke.
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4:51 pm
DARK JESUS? ITS BECAUSE MY SKIN IS GREY ISNT IT? ITS OKAY THOUGH, I FUCKING FORGIVE YOU FOR YOUR WRONGDOINGS.
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6:25 pm
I’m surprised he didn’t say anything about the Dark Gods/HorrorTerrors.
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8:04 pm
YoU jUsT nEeD tO sLaM dOwN aN iCe CoLd FaYgO aNd YoUr LiFe WiLl Be FuLl Of MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS! :0) hOnK!
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2:54 am
wwhat the glorious fuck
haha oh wwoww so this is wwhat humans do in their spare time
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7:17 am
Also, you guys didn’t even bring up the term ‘God Tier.’
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3:58 pm
Oh, wait they did. Nevermind.
…But they still didn’t bring up Grimdark Rose.
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9:20 pm
AHAHAHAHA O-O-oh JEGUS! AHAHA I-I think i wont be t-to stop lau-ughing HAHAHA!! oh seriously this joke is just flat out fuckin’ HILARIOUS!… But if this was meant to be real or some shit… This persons got some problems 0___0…
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5:46 pm
I Do Not Think I Have Been This Entertained In Quite Some Time Perhaps Not Since When I Last Conversed With Rose But May I Please State You Are Thinking Much Too Hard About This If You Post Another One Of These We May Just Have To Link Up For A Game Of Sburb Although I May End Up Accidentaly Dropping A Fridge On Your Head I Am Still Learning The Interfce And It Could Happen At Any Time
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8:27 pm
What absolute malarkey!
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8:34 am
NONONO, DUPE ur WHININ rong.
you have to WHINE IT TURN WAYS
no…no…JESUS DICK.
FUCKING HELL MAN. you rwhining is SHITY DOG. REAL MAN.
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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1:46 am
0_0
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4:10 pm
Clearly you are in the wrong here. Your children’s folly is your own fault for allowing them to leave the safety of your house to fetch mail. What were you thinking?
You should keep your front door locked and barricaded at all times.
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10:11 pm
WHAT KIND OF EYE-GOUGING DISPLAY OF ‘CHRISTIANISM’ DID I JUST HAVE THE DISPLEASURE OF READING? FIFI? FUCKING REALLY? HER NAME IS FEFERI, IF YOU ARE GOING TO BASH ON THE ENTIRE PLOT AND CHARACTERS THEMSELVES AT LEAST RESEARCH WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO BE RANTING ABOUT YOU IDIOT. SERIOUSLY, GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT. THERE ARE SO MANY TYPOS IN THAT POORLY WRITTEN ESSAY THAT I CAN’T EVEN BOTHER TO TRY AND CORRECT YOU ON THEM. JUST PLEASE, DO ALL OF THE PARADOX UNIVERSES A FAVOR, BURN YOUR MODEM, DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER, AND STAY AWAY FROM TECHNOLOGY. PLEASE, FOR THE GOOD OF EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE. MY PARADOXICAL PAST AND FUTURE SELVES WOULD AGREE WITH ME ON THIS ONE FOR ONCE. ALSO, PLEASE KINDLY GO FUCK YOURSELF.
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6:47 pm
1M F4LL1NG OFF MY CH41R GUYS
VR1CK3RS
1S TH4T L1K3 TH3 HUM4N SL4NG FOR UND3RW34R 3XCUS3 MY BLU3BLOOD T4LK
H4H4H4H4 1F 1T 1S 1M 4M SO GONN4 T3LL H3R H3H3H3H3H3H3!!!! >:]
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9:21 pm
im n0t 0kay with this 0_0
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2:40 pm
Looking at these comments I have never been so proud to be part of this fandom. By the way,
*Vriska
*Feferi
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7:15 am
(cackles)
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7:29 am
H3LP 1 H4V3 D13D FR0M L4UGH1NG 700 MUCH H33H4H3H3UIH5H53U2H5
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10:06 pm
This is actually really funny. Because you are an idiot. Homestuck is not satanic, it just the best webcomic ever.
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6:11 pm
LeT mE tElL yOu AbOuT HoMeStUcK…honk
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6:42 pm
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