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Dolphins and liberals seem to have a very strange and perverted relationship. If you go to a zoo or an aquarium you will no doubt see the shameless promotion of dolphins. Young children everywhere have dolphin toys. The liberal elite constantly is making more and more movies and books about dolphins. The liberal agenda seems to live vicariously through dolphins. This is very bizarre and needs to be stopped.
Dolphins come in three colors. The most common is blue. As you know, blue is the official color of the democrap party. Less common are pink and purple. Pink is the color of femininity and purple is a color representing the homogay lifestyle. There is clearly some sinister liberal propaganda happening with that. In addition, dolphins are the only other species where they choose to be sinfaeries. Dolphins are also boastful and like to do special but questionable tricks and dances for crowds, not unlike liberals and their homogay allies.
In the atheist propaganda book Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe, a claim is made that dolphins are smarter than humans, and are the second smartest animal after mice. This is not true. Christians are the smartest beings and the only religion dolphins are smart enough to have is atheism. However, the liberals want to feel special, so they listen to these lies of dolphin intelligence. They believe that dolphins are “pure” and “natural” and smart enough to accept the gay agenda and they believe that the dolphins have compassion for them, best evidenced in the film Titanic when the boat leaves the dock and a two dolphins do jumps in front of the boat to celebrate the time they will spend with the rich liberal elite.
The liberals are so obsessed with dolphins that they believe that when a dolphin dies, a part of them dies as well. In 2007 there was a movie about this called the Cave directed by a dolphin-obsessed liberal about asians who kill dolphins. It is heavily biased and it is racist. Meanwhile, they ignore the dolphin’s tendencies to enact gang-rape scenes and bloody violence. Unless that is a parallel of the liberal’s behavior. Either way, a dolphin is not a Christian animal, so stay away. I suggest a fascination with Jesus instead.
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1:52 am
Liberals love gays and gays love penis. The dolphin has a penis shaped nose, that is why they love them.
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1:53 am
Your logic is beautiful, Tyson, you always amaze me with your Wit and Christian Wisdom.
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1:54 am
It comes with age
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1:56 am
Some day I hope to be as Wonderful and Blessed as you, which, as you’ve delved into in your last post, will come to me as I grow older and more knowledgeable about the True Ways of God and Jesus.
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4:24 pm
Your heart picture you’ve set as a profile picture looks like red genitalia. You are secretly homosexual and must repent your ways before it is too late.
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7:34 pm
The heart represents my Love for this world and for Jesus, and it shows my Constant Devotion to God and to his wishes.
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6:03 pm
That is not logic
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2:11 am
I love dolphins, for their intelligence NOT because of this.
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2:18 am
Dolphins are not intelligent. They are homogay liberal elitist ruffians. They are also atheist, as I proved in this article. I don’t see where you get the impression that they are intelligent. Have you been reading too much Hitchiker’s Guide to the Universe, per chance?
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2:24 am
They are MARINE ANIMALS. Only humans have religions. And you didn’t prove anything, all you proved is that you are a blind idiot. You also really need to check your facts.
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2:28 am
Everything with a brain can have a religion. Nikki, did your Boyfriend leave you for a Better woman? Because right now you’re seeming irritable. Or perhaps it is that time of the month. But I will be the Better Man, and disregard your crankiness. Nikki, my facts are always correct. You can trust me, I’m a Christian who hasn’t been tainted by the liberal propaganda. You can certainly trust me more than your hipstersexual Huffington Post or your elitist CNN.
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2:37 am
Your saying…that your always right because you’ re a christian? Sure, try and prove that they are not intelligent. Not because of your false assumptions of their religion or sexual orientation ( which is fucking crazy). They are smarter than you. You may say “why?” but, when you are living in a place where there’s nothing but water and you can’t have your precious god save you, cause you haven’t even heard of the word GOD…what would you do? Please, answer that.
And no, I’m not cranky. I just like people to be honest, that’s all. My girlfriend and I are fine, thank you. Thanks for all your concern.
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2:46 am
Nikki, you melodramatic lesbian, you must know that I am always correct. You just proved the dolphins’s atheism with the statement “You may say “why?” but, when you are living in a place where there’s nothing but water and you can’t have your precious god save you, cause you haven’t even heard of the word GOD”. When a being hasn’t heard of God and his Beautiful ways then they are inherently atheist. Sad indeed, but the truth. Also, I can prove dolphins are homosexual. In the liberal propaganda show GLEE, a character reveals the truth that “dolphins are gay sharks”. Dolphins are dumb because of their lack of accomplishments. Now let’s compare a dolphin to me. I am a Respectable, Christian Man who is a Successful and Accomplished Christian Morality Reporter and Investigative Journalist. Meanwhile, dolphins only have homogay violent rape scenes while dancing in the sky all day and all night. The gap is too large, and it becomes clear who is really smarter.
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2:59 am
They are very smart for their condition. They are smart because they know how to survive. When they don’t even Know where their next meal is going to come from, do you think that they care about if god exists or not? And mating. They have no idea was a homosexual is, it never occured to them that they have room to mate with another male or female. Their main instinct is to survive, and so they only mate with the opposite sex to save themselves from extinction. Why are they going extinct? Because all-American men like you think that they are worthless creatures that they can kill and harvest meat from, which isnt right at all.
BTW, you never did answer my last question.
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3:01 am
What* Line 8
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6:06 pm
Nope dolphins are intelligent, it has been proven via science. Nothing is known of their religious views. The book is The Hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy and there is no such thing as too much of that great series.
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6:02 pm
No. That isn’t true. Liberals accept gays. Gays do actually like penis well done for pointing out the obvious. Dolphins don’t have penis shaped noses more of a beak. Dolphins aren’t loved because of the shape of the nose.
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2:52 pm
Actually if anything, their nose, referred to as a blowhole, resembles a vagina (being little more than a hole with a muscular flap). What you are referring to is their snout, which God in his infinite wisdom made long and pointy so they could swim and catch fish better.
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2:08 am
Why is it that “Conservative Christians”, who are ordered by God in the Bible to shepherd and protect his creation, our planet” have such a problem with people that actually DO work to protect the planet??? Exactly how are you going to defend yourselves in from of God when you see him (if you do)
Christian animals??? Um, in my Bible, all animals are creations of our God…
And yes, you’ve only confirmed what I suspected. There is nothing of Christ on this website, which according to my Bible reading, study and devotions, is full of hate, lies and deceit. God himself will judge.
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2:16 am
Dolphins are atheists because of there alliance with the liberal agenda.
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5:28 pm
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7:59 pm
That sentence blew my mind with its Awesome Truth. I still haven’t been able to piece my brain back together. Such flawless, logical Christian Wit…
“Dolphins are atheists because of their alliance with the liberal agenda.” Ah…
My brain just can’t comprehend the force of this Truth…
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11:17 pm
I very much doubt that dolphins have any other agenda but to live their lives the way the good Lord intended them to do.
In any case, should a dolphin have a political persuasion, I find it unlikely that they are going to start running for parliament. However, should they do so, I shall welcome our new dolphin overlords.
At least their liberal agenda will allow me to continue to live my homogay lifestyle.
At first I thought this website was a joke, but now I see you’re actually a few neurons short of a brain!
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8:57 pm
Is everyone here cracked or what? The creators of this website need serious mental health support.
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3:33 am
Wow. This is the best thing I’ve ever read. Thank you.
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12:13 pm
Dolphins have a blowhole for the gays to fornicate upon.
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2:35 pm
BullShit. Sir did you even graduate middle school?
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6:12 pm
They have a blowhole to breath. Clearly your knowledge of marine animals is poor at best.
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3:29 pm
The Dolphin is the perfect Liberal Fish.
They claim it is intelligent, yet it is a s*x-crazed beast that never does a lick of work, accomplishes nothing, speaks only gibberish, and its numbers decrease every day.
Christopher Christenson, has once again pierced the vial of deceit, and shown God’s Holy Light upon another “sacred cow” of the Atheist Homo-Liberal Elite.
May The Lord continue to bless you, Mr.Christenson, with unbiased insight, and a fearless pen!
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5:30 pm
The only reason its numbers decrease is because dumbass japanese hicks keep killing them or selling them to aquariums.
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6:12 pm
Such is God’s Will.
I guess that proves how intelligent these atheist fish are, if Godless, perverted “dumbass japanese hicks” can kill them so easily?
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7:04 pm
They are not fish, dumb ass.
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7:17 pm
Really, Nikki..?
Then what exactly, is a dolphin, if not a fish?
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7:24 pm
A marine animal. Did you not pay attention in school? Like whales, dolphins breathe air.
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6:13 pm
Dick Proctor Dolphins are marine mammals.
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11:04 pm
But don’t you think that the Japanese are out to kill or enslave us all?
Dolphins are most likely about as intelligent as a 13 year old. The only reason they haven’t done something about it is because they’re inherently compassionate animals and they can’t modify their environment, unlike humans.
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7:32 pm
I’ve never had dolphin. It’s not a popular dish here in Tennessee.
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7:37 pm
It’s people like you who get on my nerves.
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8:38 pm
Well, Nikki, perhaps you can show me where in the King James Bible, it refers to “Marine Animals”?
Last time I checked, Genesis 1:21 said: And God created great sea creatures, and every living thing that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind…
Nowhere did I find “marine mammal”, which I assume is what you meant, thus dolphins, foul and immoral creatures that they are, are fishes.
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8:46 pm
So, what, are we just discarding all scientific evidence at this point? -.-
They are marine mammals it’s obvious. Fishes have gils which they use to breathe tiny molecules of oxygen out of the oceans water. Marine mammals, like dolphins, use blow holes to breathe air. By sea creature it means everything that lives in the sea, not just fish. Jellies and navanaxes live in the sea, but are invertebrates. Check your facts.
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8:49 pm
If you dont understand, I’ll be happy to explain it more.
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11:03 pm
They also give birth to live young, like humans do. As opposed to laying eggs, which is what fish do.
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11:06 pm
It only says “every living thing that moves”. There’s no denial of dolphinhood, or whatever you want ot call it.
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10:49 pm
I’m praying right now that Jesus cuts of your internet connection…
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11:01 pm
No, don’t! Then the internet becomes about 40mb a day less interesting!
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5:23 am
Why are chirstans so obsessed with gay? makes you wonder doesn’t it.
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6:17 pm
It is almost like they are trying too hard to hide something about themselves.
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11:46 pm
Liberals think that dolphins are intelligent like people and have souls. The Bible clearly states this is impossible. God gave man dominion over all livestock and fish in the sea. So, dolphins are livestock/fish. Anyone tried it?
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6:23 pm
The bible doesn’t say it is impossible for animals to have souls. Yes it says that god gave man dominion over all animals but just because you have dominion over something doesn’t mean you lack a soul.
They, like all, animals have unique personalities. Pretty sure if souls exist then a personality would be proof of one.
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5:56 pm
Nothing perverted about having an interest in dolphins. The only way it would be is if it had any sexual nature, which it hardly ever has. Would say never but for all I know a few individuals would disagree.
Dolphins don’t come in three colours. They come in a wide range of colours the most common being grey not blue. Cartoon and toy dolphins may mainly be blue but actual dolphins are usually grey. If by sinfaeries you mean they can indulge in same-sex relationships then yes they do occasionally do that. However they are not the only other animal that does this. Various other animals do this. Dolphins are however one of the very few animals that also enjoy sex.
Dolphins don’t boast or do questionable tricks or dances. They play. They are splashing about having a thoroughly good time. They have no agenda besides enjoying themselves.
The book you are incorrectly referring to is “The Hitchhiker’s guide to the Galaxy” not Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Universe. I am used to this site getting names wrong but this mistake is just embarrassing as THE PICTURE RIGHT ABOVE GIVES YOU THE ACTUAL NAME OF THE BOOK.
The book isn’t propaganda it is a great piece of comedic science-fiction (I recommend it to anyone). The active word being fiction there. It therefore isn’t real. It may say that dolphins are the second most intelligent and mice are the most intelligent species but it also says they are from a different universe. It has indecently been proven that dolphins are very intelligent by the way.
Religious views doesn’t equal intelligence. The two are not related. You can be intelligent atheist and an idiotic religious person and visa-versa. Just because you are Christian doesn’t make you intelligent. No way of actually telling that dolphins, or any other animal for that matter, don’t have religious views. You can’t have a philosophical debate with them as you can’t talk to them.
The Cave is a horror film about creatures that attack divers in an underwater cave network. The film you are referring to is The Cove. It is a documentary about poor dolphin treatment and hunting culture in Japan. It is about a very specific small group of people. It is not therefore truly racist. Also yes it is going to be biased as everything is biased. There is no such thing as an unbiased piece of work.
They don’t concern the dolphins gang-rape or violence (every animal is violent by the way) as it isn’t about that. It is about the violence against them. Liberals aren’t usually rapists or violent people.
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