10 Ways To Be a Proper Christian Woman and Please Your Christian Man
Pick up any supposed women’s magazine in the grocery store check out line and they will list “101 ways to please your man”, or some other list. The only way to actually please your christian man is the be a good proper christian woman. You don’t need 101 ways to do that. You only need one. Read the BIBLE!
But for the rest of you I have compiled a list of 10 ways that you can be a proper christian man and please your man and most importantly God.
1)Don’t be a Whorelot.
Your Husband married you. You should only share your naughty bits with him. Those are his now. They are not for any man that sees your hoochie behind at the bar. If you are not yet married then no good christian man will want you, if you go around dressed like a slut. If you’re giving everyone a free show then why should he pay the price of admission?
In a similar vain do not be a whorelot. God tells us that pre-marrital relations is wrong and sinful. If your potential future husband is getting the milk for free from your sinful utters then why is he going to buy you, the cow?
2) Shut Up and Listen
God made Man first. He made us much later. He was probably a bit tired by then and wasn’t doing as good a job. Just look at our lady bits for proof of that. It is a nasty jumble down there. There are to many folds and places for things to get trapped. And why did he make it smell so bad? He was clearly almost asleep at the wheel. But still, since God made it, it is perfect!
The bible tells us that women are supposed to be quiet and listen. Today, there are too many women out there yapping about this and yapping about that. Men don’t care about our feelings and opinions. Neither does God. He tells us how it is and how it should be, and it is our responsibility as his heavenly offspring to do as we are told.
3)Learn to Cook and Clean
After a long day at the office, or behind a big truck or wrestling alligators, whatever your husband does for a living, he is the one that pays for you and the kids. After that long day of sweat and toil he wants to come home and have a good well cooked meal. If you can’t cook at least as well as his mother did then he will seek solace in another woman’s arms. And that woman will probably be Wendy’s arms. Her fattening fries and high fructose beverages will turn your man into a fat lazy hunk of man cake. Is your man fat? It is your fault! Your poor excuse for cooking has either turned him to fast food or you, yourself are preparing unhealthy meals for him.
4) Children Are the Meat in your Family Sandwich
God tells us to be fruitful and to multiply. He isn’t talking about the devils apple or math. He wants you and your beloved husband to have children. He wants you to provide more little souls to spread the love of Jesus Christ and to stop the spread of evils, such as Muslimism, gayness, pop music, and socialist politicians.
Plus when you have children it is harder to be selfish and give up on the marriage. God tells us that marriage is “until death do you part”. Unfortunately today marriage is too easy for young hussies and harlots to break. Parents spoil their children especially their daughters by telling them that they are Princesses. I have news for you. You are not a Princess and if you don’t shut your mouth and cook for your husband there will be strife in the home. Counter to the word and wishes of God, too many people just give up on their life time pledge “to love and obey”.
5) Let your Man Watch HIS TV Programs
Once again, after a long day of work your christian man wants to watch what he wants to watch. He wants to watch the news, or sports or that funny yet still moral sit-com. He doesn’t want to watch The not very real but very whoreish housewives of where ever, and forget about dragging him to that new Sandra Bullock romantic comedy.
The same goes for the weekend. He wants to watch sports. Let him watch his football game. He deserves it. He also deserves his rest. He has had a long week working. Let him take a nap on the couch. I know as women our first thought when we see a stationary man is to nag him into fixing this or that, or into going here or there. But don’t do it. Nagging your man when he wants to watch sports only leads to him going to the “sports bar” where he gets drunk on cheap beer and will probably go home with that whore of a waitress that looks like a slutty high school cheerleader that has been held back a few decades to long. By nagging, you can push him into the arms of another and break up your happy home.
6)Mama’s DON’T let your Children Grow up to be Emos
As a parent it is your job to raise the children when your christian 
husband is at work. He is counting on your parenting skills not to embarrass him as a man. Nothing is more embarrassing as a christian parent than having nasty little children that dress in black and slather on eye liner like raccoons. Just imagine the hushed whispers as you enter the church with your daughter dressed in a Black skirt, Black BVB shirt, Black hair and Black makeup. Even worse, imagine when your son walks in wearing the same exact thing!
7) Don’t Make So Much Trash for Him to Take Out, or Do it Yourself.
As women we don’t like to touch the trash. So many of us become lazy and leave it for the man to deal with. The problem comes when we pile the trash up into heaps. You don’t want to deal with that, so why do you think he wants to? The worse is when it is piled so high that he has to take the households trash and pile it into several other bags. At least change out the bags so he doesn’t have to do your work as well as his own.
8: The Man is Always Right.
With today’s liberal media we are told that we are equal to men. Today’s liberal women think that they should be payed the same as men, but why should a boss pay you the same when you are more likely to get 
pregnant and be out for 9 months or more? This is why we should stay in the home. The bible even tells us that our place is at home. I understand that with today’s economy many women have to take jobs to help pay the bills but just because we can get a secretary job does not mean that we are a man’s equal.
The fact is, that we are better than men in some cases. When it comes to having babies, men are incapable of doing that. We are better at picking out clothes for the family and are better at cleaning the house. But there are many things that men are better at, and the Bible tells us that he is the boss and the one in charge. Why disagree with God? Why disagree with your husband?
9) Properly Hide your Feminine Products
No man wants to see our shameful women’s hygiene products. This can be difficult when we share a bathroom with our husband. I find that a nondescript box on the floor in the back of the bathroom closet is a good hiding place. Warn your husband what is in the box so that he does not go into it looking for some clean towels. Of course if you have properly done the laundry, there will be a good supply of fresh and clean towels for the family.
10) Properly Reward Your Man
Women are to behave ourselves in a proper way. We are not to act like dirty sluts. Except in one place. In the marriage bed chamber we should please our men as they would like to be pleased. But with 
certain common sense and regulation of course. Sodomy is never acceptable. And as one ages, certain high risk positions are not suggested.
We should keep ourselves in good shape and attractive to our men so that we will be desirable to them. This goes back to properly preparing healthy and nutritious meals for the family. It also involves a brisk jog and exercise during the day. Put down the box of chocolates and get off that couch. I find that a vigorous daily cleaning of the house keeps me in shape.
So I hope that this has helped many of the less holy women out there understand how to behave more properly. Remember a happy home is a good home!
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
1:49 am
So basically be a save in a man’s house? I thought we were out of 18hundreds.
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Is that english? They are english words but in no way make sense.Can you try again please?
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Sorry, the ‘save’ was meant to be ‘slave’. Does that make more sense?
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2:18 am
slightly
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11:30 pm
and you still make as little sense as ever.
btw, Hi guys! I’m new to this community of religious extremists, idiots and pathetic children who believe in fairy-tales. I hope you will all make me feel welcome and make me lose faith in humanity. I am an atheist, a gamer and a linux user (but not necessarily at the same time). That is all.
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5:55 pm
So what you are saying is that you are another godless trogladite, wonderful.
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5:42 pm
WTF is a “Save”? Is that anything like a “Win” or a “Fail”?!?!?!?!
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2:03 am
Then why are you on the computer shouldn’t you be cooking and cleaning some hut?
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2:18 am
Bless you, dear Susan. Your lifelong commitment to your spouse is not only an inspiration but now something we all can learn from.
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Thank you SO much for your complement Brother. I was blessed to have him with me as long as I did.
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As ALWAYS a wonderful article from a wonderful lady. My wife can wait until you worship with us again!
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2:42 am
Thank you Chuck, I know that your lovely wife knows everything in this article, you need fear nothing from her!
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2:26 am
I just pleased myself. I don’t need to please a man too.
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2:43 am
Please God then, and we dont need to hear about your personal perversions.
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2:52 am
We don’t need to hear how you want to make every women in America a slave. Next you’d want to make it so woman can’t vote or be in political power.
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3:11 am
Women should have a vote as Americans, but I do not trust women in politics.
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3:19 am
Yet you trust someone like Bush, who went to war just for oil?
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1:59 pm
If you had read any of my articles instead of just posting rude negative comments on them you would know I am no fan of Bush jr.
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2:56 pm
Oh really? Because everyone else (the Christians) seem to praise him.
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8:56 pm
I can make up my mind for myself.
http://christwire.org/2011/07/politicians-screwing-the-old-again/
“In 2000 this country elected a mental retard to be our President. This retard put his friends into power beside him. People who’s most notable experience was running Horse Associations. Guess what. This retard and his merry band of retards ruined the country. Americans were so mad that we elected a Muslim mulatto who could talk a pretty game but was too ineffectual to gets things done when he had a majority of democrats and a majority of Americans supporting him. Soon Americans decided he wasn’t half white but half black and then went back to electing a bunch of retards into government. Now we have super idiots on both sides who wont give in.”
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8:59 pm
What does being black have to do with anything?
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4:25 pm
Oh dear, damn this Alzheimer’s to Hell! I keep forgetting that, as a female, I’m not supposed to have an opinion, and it’s been scientifically proven that I’m incapable of having an opinion. Just disregard what I said above about making up my mind for myself. Please remind me to defer to my boyfriend’s opinion from now on.
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5:56 pm
will someone ban this user from usurping my identity?
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2:29 am
Brilliant article Sister Susan! I shall most definately show this to my wife.
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2:44 am
Thank you for the complement. I hope that she does not need to be reminded of anything in this article.
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She is a rightous Christian woman, but naturally she needs me the guide the way. I will also show this to my two daughters to ensure they don’t become that brown skinned devil-whore
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or an emo, amen brother Felton!
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4:14 am
And when you show it to her, I hope she kicks you in the nuts and while you are curled in the fetal position crying for your mum she calls a divorce lawyer.
Here’s a news flash, it is almost 2012 and women are not chattel or there for your pleasure because you lost the genetic lottery and were born with a penis. Women are allowed and encouraged to be strong individuals that are worth more than a bedmate and domestic slave. Thank the goddess that more and more men are learning this.
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2:29 am
And ta=hat picture scares me…. X_X
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2:45 am
Snookee? She scares me too.
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4:38 pm
HEY HEY HEY!!! First of all it’s Snookie! Not Snookee! Secondly, don’t be bagging on Snookie! She’s a great person!
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6:06 pm
As if I would believe an emosexual!
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4:12 am
Why does Chuck and Felton have the same image? I’m guessing other saw susan on the same sites i saw so she had to change hers least it’s a bit harder to see where it was copied from.
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7:22 am
Wow.
“Your Husband married you. You should only share your naughty bits with him.”
This one is quite okay. When you marry someone, it’s not some cheap trick, it’s a true and established relationship. If you have a problem in with your spouse or husband, you should just talk to her/him, make concessions, accept that you, maybe, did or said something wrong. There is always a solution. Just be honest, and it should be just fine.
“6)Mama’s DON’T let your Children Grow up to be Emos”
This is probably the only thing that I would agree with. I don’t quite think that the emo lifestyle is really a good idea for young peoples. Not that it’s really dangerous, but still. It’s not really a lifestyle that leads you to the top.
“The bible tells us that women are supposed to be quiet and listen. Today, there are too many women out there yapping about this and yapping about that. Men don’t care about our feelings and opinions. Neither does God.”
What do you mean, “Men don’t care about our feelings and opinions. Neither does God.” ?
Men and Women are equally capable in every way. If a man has an opinion, I respect it. If a Woman has an opinion, I respect it. And I do care about what peoples say.
And why would God care about a feeling or an opinion. If he even exist, why would he care about one of the 7 Billions earthlings’ opinions and feelings about some meaningless crap ?
“8: The Man is Always Right.”
Susan, you are a woman. I’m a man. And I’m telling you. You are wrong. You have to consider my position because I’m a man and I’m ordering you to take down this ridiculous article. And the funniest thing is that you can’t say anything about it, because you wrote it : The Man is Always Right.
See how ridiculous this is ?
“The fact is, that we are better than men in some cases. When it comes to having babies, men are incapable of doing that. We are better at picking out clothes for the family and are better at cleaning the house.”
We are indeed incapable of having babies because of our anatomy. It’s not like womens are better at it, they are just the only humans capable of this because of structural tweaks/changes.
I believe women have a special ability and a special sense of aesthetics that helps them when it comes to picking out clothes. This, I can accept. I can explain it tho. What does a young girl do, usually. She’s playing with her friends, she’s with her mother, buying cool and cute and whatnot clothes at the mall.
Young boys just don’t give any fscks about their clothes. They like to play football or play on their videogames and that kind of stuff. No wonder womens are better at picking clothes.
“are better at cleaning the house”
This isn’t true. Actually, it’s true but not BECAUSE womens are womens, but because either the woman have to be there for her child (And that means, she’ll stay at home, and she will be “forced” to clean it up, because her husband simply don’t have enough time for that), or because some religious dogma told her that she should be the one cleaning the house all day (Which is why they get better at it).
One of those two reasons is a sane and respectable one. The other one is a little bit misplaced in the 21st Century.
“the Bible tells us that he is the boss and the one in charge. Why disagree with God?”
As I said, you’re wrong. And whatever you say, I won’t care, because I’m a man, you’re a woman, and if you disagree with me, you disagree with God.
It’s hilarious how easy it is to prove you wrong with your own article. This is a part of what makes Christianity an “old” religion. It simply doesn’t fit in the 21st century in its current form.
Most Christian values are respectable ones, and we all follow those respectable values like you shouldn’t kill or hurt peoples or steal from someone else and whatnot. We all follow those values even if we don’t believe in a divine entity. We just believe and follow them because they make sense and they keep the world spinning.
I would really like some answer.
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9:03 am
but you can’t fight someone without hurting them!
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7:27 am
This actually has some really good points.
Women in today’s society sell their bodies for nothing; there really are a lot of rampant harlots running around. I only show my tender bits to my man because he deserves them and appreciates them.
And yeah, women really should cook. It’s nice if a man CAN cook, but I like to do it myself. There is nothing more satisfying then seeing him enjoy a meal I’ve prepared.
Good article Susan!
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2:15 pm
Did a Brony just agree with me?
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2:18 pm
That’s not a real Brony, she just uses that avatar to mock Bronies…
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Who are you to judge who is a real Bronie?
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9:00 pm
You can tell by the guy’s fucking avatar. Learn to read old hag. Zura’s avatar says, “My TV show sucks big dicks”. That is a fake bronie.
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9:05 pm
I can judge who is a real Brony because I am a real Brony
In the comment section of my Brony article, all she did was bash My Little Pony…A Brony wouldn’t do that
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6:08 pm
you all look the same to me. How am I supposed to know anything about your silly tv show?
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3:26 am
No, dear Susan, I am not a Brony. I would rather kill myself and disobey God then jump into that heathenous cesspool of homosexuality.
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12:18 am
ooh! please do I’d like some entertainment
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4:40 pm
U have a man? Wow. I’m shocked.
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7:00 pm
Oh, that’s a clever come back. Really? That’s all you got? Dissing the reality of a relationship? Pathetic.
Even the candy-ass bronies do better then you, slut.
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7:38 am
I need to print this out for my do nothing. She pesters me during the nfl action and has all kinds of whorelot ideas not only in the bedroom but on the kitchen table and in the shower. She also lets that damned kid bring those goulish emopunks into the house and burn their incenses in his room while blaring that evil noise.
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2:16 pm
Sounds like it is time for a little gentle persuasion.
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8:30 pm
well I think you are clearly mistaken by what you typed because a woman can do anything a man can do in heels and a dress. no parent would call their child damned unless you yourself are damned..
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8:59 pm
I am pretty sure if you allow your kid to grow up into an emo you are damned to an eternity of hell.
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3:10 am
“well I think you are clearly mistaken by what you typed because a woman can do anything a man can do in heels and a dress. no parent would call their child damned unless you yourself are damned..”
Ridiculous! Real men don’t wear heels and a dress…and what does you yourself being damned have to do with my son?
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9:12 pm
if your son wants to be different let him be its not going to do any harm to you or anyone else unless you actually think that “god” will condemn him which is pathetic.
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8:52 am
I wish to review these:
1) Don’t be a Whorelot
Nonesense! no woman of mine should be hidden away! I want everyone to envy me! that is unless you’d rather not show off, then that is perfectly acceptable.
2) Shut up and listen!
also no. babble with me come on! incoherent rambling about random subjects! keep me interested in conversation, it will distract me from other things.
3) Learn to cook and clean
actually please do, I am terrible at these. please help me I’m so lost!
4) children are the meat in your family sandwich
my mind… I can’t do this one, I go terrible places with that
5) let your man watch his TV programs
I can’t complain about this, except there are repercussions for not letting you watch “LOST” they may even be related to what I want distracted from.
6)Momma’s DON’T let their children grow up to be emo’s
I must say, there is nothing wrong with this point. please don’t let our children grow up to be emo’s
7) Don’t make so much trash for him to take out.
I don’t know how to go about this, waste is a family thing, not solely one person’s blame.
8) The man is always right
no, this is very wrong. because I can be wrong, and I hate when I’m wrong. so I must learn to be right, rather than pretend to be. besides, arguing may lead to what I want distracted from.
9) properly hide your feminine products
I don’t think these measures are necessary. but keep them out of plain sight.
10) Properly reward your man
there is a very good reason I need distracted from this and that is because eventually I will have to do something else. at any rate, be as sadistic as you can in this field; don’t be afraid to draw blood, or with blood depending on how far you will go.
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12:34 pm
I am a man. Susan, what would happen if I asked you to kill yourself? You would probably say no since “suicide is blasphemy” or something stupid like that. But if you said no, you would be disagreeing with a man, ergo disagreeing with god. But if you did kill yourself, you would have committed suicide, which is blasphemy, so you would have offended god by committing blasphemy. So if a man told you to kill yourself, you would be royally fucked.
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2:32 pm
Christ is head of the man. Man is head of the woman. Woman is head of the children.
So if the man asks the woman to do something against Christ, such as suicide or voting Democrat, then she has the backing of the Lord to disobey that order.
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2:38 pm
In the parable of Martha and Mary (Luke 10:38-42), Martha was chided for staying the kitchen preparing sandwiches and food instead of listening to the word and getting to know Jesus.
I think this means if a husband is demanding and demeans a wife’s spirit, it is the Lord’s will that she spit in his food or sprinkle it with some blue pellets from that box in the pantry with the picture of the mousie with a bellyache.
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1:23 pm
Whoops, guess I’m not a proper Christian woman. ¯\(ツ)/¯
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2:27 pm
I think we all knew that already.
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2:41 pm
I love the fact that I have a reputation on this site.
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9:01 pm
that you are a whorelot? You are proud of that?
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9:02 pm
Better to be a “whorelot” then a slave.
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10:50 pm
Damn skippy.
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4:45 pm
Okay okay let’s take a vote. Praise of u would rather be a whorelot than a slave of Christianity and have ur freedom taken away. Condemn if u would rather have it the other way around.
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9:21 pm
It’s funny because I’m not even a whore. Susan just likes to say it on this site, and I go along with it xD
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3:42 am
Im a christian, and i know that this idiot Susan is not.
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2:27 pm
What a great article. The only thing I would add is that in addition to all of the duties that you listed, the Christian wife should be prepared to home-school all of the children.
http://christwire.org/2011/08/is-homeschool-best-for-your-christian-child/
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3:20 pm
I would like to take this time to apologize to all of my fans. I’ve just been diagnosed with Alzheimer’s Disease. This article is a product of that, as is my habit of putting the remote control in the oven and climbing out of the bedroom window every night trying to find my deceased husband.
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8:32 pm
There is a fake Susan imposter
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8:39 pm
why would it’s be an imposter same image same name as well
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9:00 pm
I can guess who the imposter might be.
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9:02 pm
No one. There is no fake Susan.
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9:02 pm
It isn’t millenium because it actually used English. They are still an imposter.
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9:03 pm
English. Learn it, then come back.
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7:22 pm
well it’s not me because I won’t go so Low and mentally Ill like the real susan
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8:49 pm
I don’t know what your saying Ice. That looks like the real Susan. The Alzheimer’s does make sense too
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9:05 pm
Shut up tubby. You know that is an imposter. This is one of the emosexuals that befriended me on facebook and stole my pictures before facebook kicked me off for telling the truth of Jesus christ. That Jew Zuckerberg will burn in hell.
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9:06 pm
Facebook kicked you off because you were a annoying old hag that should still drop dead.
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9:57 pm
Of course I know it’s a fake Susan. I just like the fake one because she dosen’t seem like a bitch like the real one (ie The Real Susan B. Xenu is a bitch. I felt I needed to clarify this for the Christwire Cult)
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2:47 pm
Did Susan really get kicked off facebook? HAH! Serves you right you old dried up cunt!
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4:56 pm
I remember someone commented, asking why she was still alive. Can we refer to her as GLaDOS from now on? and thanx OddAtheist, for clearing that up. I thought she was completely normal.
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12:50 pm
how do I change my avatar?
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1:02 am
ha! I got it! now I am fully prepared for commenting
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1:06 am
Welcome to the club, I just started 2 days ago.
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6:20 am
I’m the new provider of the element of disharmony.
here to install some well deserved chaos into this boring website
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3:41 am
Welcome to the club.
I started last month.
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4:51 pm
OMFG!!! Susan, u have, well HAD, a husband!?!?! God bless his soul! And secondly, I never knew u still had mobility in ur legs to climb out the bedroom window!!! I think I know how ur husband died. He committed suicide cause he couldn’t STAND ur mind! Jesus Susan! Calm ur titz down with everything! Oh and P.S. I’m not a proper Christian.
FUCK GOD!! FUCK YOU JESUS!!!! ¯\(o)/¯ Haha!!
Suck on that Susan!
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7:05 pm
Yeah, I think you just need to stop.
All your comments and comebacks consist of is insults on one’s relationship status, and it just makes you seem sad and lonley.
Come back when you’re not depressed and have something to contribute, your attepts are kinda sad to read.
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5:35 pm
“8: The Man is Always Right.”
Than simply shut up Susan and all of other christian as well I’m a Man and I’m always right so I said shut up Susan You are simply wrong
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8:39 pm
The Gays, are not men.
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8:41 pm
So what you are saying is homosexuals aren’t even humans? Do you even listen to yourself?
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8:43 pm
The Bible is clear, they are Abominations.
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8:49 pm
The bible also said the universe has only existed for a few thousand years, and we both know that’s false.
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8:57 pm
That i also true, carbon dating is flawed.
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9:01 pm
Fossilizes are millions of years old.
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9:09 pm
Fossils. Damn you auto-correct.
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7:20 pm
Too bad I’m attracted to female I guess the gay are not men doenst actually applies to me
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9:06 pm
Millenium we all know that you are a girl. Stop telling your lies.
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9:07 pm
You’re one to talk about lies.
“I never post hurtful things.” as you have said before.
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1:20 am
Being a woman is a hurtful thing? How sexist is that? This is completely out-of-bounds, even for a liberal.
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1:36 am
It is hurtful if you are a man.
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2:59 am
Right, this coming from the man who lives in his mother’s basement, and apparently has a fetish for acting like an 80-year old woman on the internet.
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6:13 pm
Your the one going to college online living in your mothers basement. I know you want me to be just like you but I am not. Grow up LN and get a job.
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7:26 pm
well I’m actually a Man Too bad if you didn’t see that maybe because you just blindly narrow minded old Bitch ? who contribute nothing to the world like christianity ever did in history ?
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7:38 pm
May I say that..this is the most useless thing I spent 4 minutes reading. I rather let my kid turn out like me then some useless man that wants a slave for a wife
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10:52 pm
So, what if a man says “The woman is always right.” IT’S A PARADOX.
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12:27 am
the next sentence is true. the previous sentence is false.
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11:21 pm
This is the most sexist thing I’ve ever read O.O. (and I’m a funnyjunker) Honestly any woman that listens to this is not okay. I’d rather be single my whole life and die alone than become a slave! In my house, my parents treat each other equal, my mom works, they BOTH cook AND clean, and they let me dye my hair, listen to different music, and let me be who I am. Yet, I look at my parents everyday and see how much they love each other. If that’s not love, I don’t know what is. <3
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6:16 am
Susan
I am not sure if you are a comedienne and this is your idea of a joke. If not then you are to be pitied.
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4:52 pm
Did your dear hubby give you permission from the grave to post this on the Internet? If not, you’d better dig him up and ask him, you scandalous wench!
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4:58 pm
It’s funny cuz hes dead
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4:54 pm
Also, why does Rosie the Riveter have the Estonian flag on her arm..? just curious.
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5:08 pm
Did I read,the good christian woman has to pee in a box hidden in a closet so that men dont see their feminine products ????
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6:16 pm
no you moron you did not read that.
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6:22 pm
There you go again Susan. Insulting more people. Great religion you are representing.
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6:28 pm
Oh dear, forgive my language good sir. It’s just that the Alzheimer’s is really starting to get to me…I can’t tell enemies from friends and friends from enemies. This morning I received an invitation from my neighbors to come to their annual Valentine’s Day party next month. I thought they were trying to steal my identify so I brought a loaded gun over to their house and wound up spending the day in jail.
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6:30 pm
HARD NIPPLES!!!
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6:33 pm
What the hell? You honkeys cant do anything better than pretend to be her? What the f***? Pebrocks don’t you have anything better to do?
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6:36 pm
Why the fuck do you think I’m pretending to be her?
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5:21 pm
What you’re saying is that if I use the abilities that God has given me then I’m a whorelot? I think I’d rather be a whorelot:)
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9:35 pm
What is this shit? It could only cum from an 80 year old worn out porn star. That’s looking for her next meal.
I’m quite surprised Billings and Bowers hasn’t added any of there opinion. As they are into wife beating. Even though they don’t have a partner (apart from mom and sis)
I only cum here to experience a bit of laughter. As this site provides a good laugh at that.
Remember – live life, enjoy life
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10:01 pm
Did you write cum that way deliberately? Nice touch!
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10:07 pm
Thanks
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10:13 pm
So, can you help me with something,
I wanna start a trend of calling Susan GLaDOS (because she’s still alive for some reason and because we want her gone), Can we get this trend started? No? Anyone?
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4:16 am
Sounds good to me, I’ll help you with this
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3:40 am
So basicly,
im supposed to be a slave in a house?
BITCH PLEASE
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6:29 pm
Look at all these hatin ass bitches! Ya’ll are all just trifflin ass hos. This is the first article I have ever agreed with Susan on. Bitches need to know how to make my home be nice.
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6:30 pm
oh snap I forgot all the emo articles. I hate all those little fags too
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6:36 pm
Get a life emo
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7:31 pm
You too get a life seriously you are a pitiful sad man
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