5 things America can learn from Iran

Felton Gonsalues
• ChristWire
December 20, 2011 12:45 pm32 comments

Before I begin, my brothers, I must stress that I am not a liberal turncoat who wants to see Gods glorious nation turned into a land like Iran. Iran and by extention the rest of them middle eastern Asians are heretical heathens that go directly against God’s will as the sooner it is wiped off the face of the earth by a joint attack from America, Israel and God, the better! However, in the last 70 or so years America has slowly been eroded by atheist liberal sleeper cells, and our once godly land is now in risk of being doomed to hell along with the rest of the world. What then can be learned from a simpler land like Iran, evil as it is, let untouched by liberals?

1: Unwilling to surrender to Homogays

God is clear about his aversion and detest for Homogays In the holy bible yet, Liberals still continue to advocate such a hellbound path despite the scientifically proven facts. Rick Perry has warned us of the connection between homosexuality and the weakening of a nation, yet he is ignored by the mainstream liberal media. Liberals are quick to say that there is no proof for gay being a contagious disease, yet there is no proof for the contrary either, and the results of that would be the extinction of mankind combined with the damnation of their eternal souls.

Iran, however, is wise to this threat, and the dangers of gay being spread throughout the population is suitably dealt with. Gay marriage is not an issue and it was recently announced by the president of Iran that the gay gene has been eradicated in Iran. While they are still certainly hellbound for being evil muslims, they will still certainly be getting a tick in Gods good books for this feat.

2. Letting a good leader being allowed to rule for longer

In the 30s and 40s president Roosevelt was allowed to serve for a total of 4 terms and it agreed that he would have been allowed to serve many more if not for his untimeley death. Liberals see no problem with this, but why is it when an equally good president that stands for Christian values such as George W Bush comes along, they cry foul? When Iranian president Mahmoud Ahminejad lost the election a few years ago, they realised that such a shift in power would put their country in danger, and refused to abdicate. Likewise, there was no reason that George Bush shouldn’t have been able to serve a third term, aside from beurocratic mumbo jumbo. If he had stayed in power the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq would be over and there would be no recession, but instead America has been cursed with a Kenyan Muslim ‘president’ instead.

3. Standing up for their religion

Iran stands up for its religion, even if it is one of camel worshipping pure evil. America on the other hand, is burdened with multi-culturalism, witch mostly serves only to discriminate against white christian americans. Iran on the other hand forbids its citizens from converting to another religion, and thus ensuring that everyone is patriotic. If America were to adopt similar laws, we could yet again become the Christian capital of the world as well as dealing with infiltration from other so called ‘religions’.

4. Standing up to their neighboring countries

America is surrounded by enemies that desire nothing but the destruction of our peace loving way of life. From godless canadians to the north and Mexicans in South America and Cuba to the south, America is well in the danger of being invaded due to Barrack Hussein Obamas liberal cowardice. Iran on the other hand is contantly threatening the godly nation of Israel. While it would be best if Israel were to destroy Iran and the heathens that live within, if America were to make similar threats to mexico and Canada, they rate of illegal immigration would no doubt plummet.

5. Proximity to point of second coming of Christ.

Iran is located in the middle east, and as such is close to where Christ is predicted to return in Israel. It is possible that when Jesus returns the jewish Israelites may attempt to prevent Americans from seeing him and learning his wisdom, or perhaps even try to crucify him again! After iran is destroyed America could colonise the country and turn it into our 53rd state, thus allowing a close proximity to jesus and giving America more control over our friends in Israel.

I hope that I have convinced you with this powerful article and hope write many more. Merry Christmas and God Bless to all Americans.

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32 Comments

  • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

    And, and it’s the fat man’s turn for an article. And all 5 of those things is what America shouldn’t.

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  • Did you just suggest 5 ways to fuck up America?

    Everything you said is crazy…Also, there is no such thing as a “gay gene”

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    • My phone cut me off…I might to finish up by saying you can’t cure a homosexual from being a homosexual

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  • So basically you wish to decimate another country just so that you can have control over a completely different country? You are a warmongering idiot and if America followed your plan, it would be destroyed in a matter of weeks.

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  • I like these ideas.

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    • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

      Of course you do Hitler.

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      • I am not Hitler. Hitler was a madman. There is no way I would have allied myself witht he Asians and italians.

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        • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

          Really? Is that the only reason you call him a madman?

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          • There are other secondary reasons he was bad. Like he did not respect the Russian winter and he should have taken switzerland too.

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          • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

            It’s hard to believe that there are human beings like you. I wish it wasn’t illegal to kill.

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          • Right, never mind the fact that he murdered over 6 million innocent people…

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          • All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of God. The only innocent are the unborn, who are murdered daily.

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          • Explain how a little 5-year-old Jewish child sinned and thus deserved to die in a gas chamber, you sick fuck.

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          • Romans 3:23

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          • Claire, you defend the daily murder of the unborn. I don’t see where you are any better than someone who killed Jews.

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          • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

            Everyone has the right to whatever they want to their own body August.

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          • Murder isn’t a right. Rape isn’t a right.

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          • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

            Not one of us has said murder or rape is right.

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          • The unborn cannot think, cannot form relationships, cannot love, and cannot be loved by others. Five-year-old children, on the other hand, know love, know pain, know fear, have aspirations for the future, and have people who love them. I’d abort five fetuses if it meant saving one child.

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          • “Rape isn’t a right.”

            Yet you think that women serve no purpose other than to make babies. I have a hard time believing that somebody with such a mindset would be opposed to rape.

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          • “Everyone has the right to whatever they want to their own body August.”

            People murder the unborn and born with their bodies. People rape with their bodies.

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          • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

            How can you rape your own body?

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          • “I’d abort five fetuses if it meant saving one child.”

            You are truly sick. Abortions don’t save kids. It’s murder. And sure it’s not viable, but a year old really isn’t viable, much less a six month old. Its arguable that you are viable.

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          • And saying that Asia should be a “nuclear wasteland” isn’t sick?

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          • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

            Asia is already little more than a wasteland of sin and sodomy currently. Cleansing it with bombs is the perfect solution.

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        • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

          Thank you for your support brother August. You are truly an inpiration to all real americans.

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  • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

    All of this is terrible, but I’d like to point out that letting people rule longer than legally accepted is especially wrong. The “tyranny of the majority” is a definite force, even if the majority is slight. Also, the only reason We’ve had a president allowed to have more than 2 terms is because we were in a war and felt a restructuring of the command chain would be a bad thing.

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    • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

      Funny, most REAL Americans I knew didn’t want George Bush being foreced to retire. Yet we didn’t get a chance to vote for him in 2008, all because some whining liberal turncoats didn’t like him. So much for democracy.

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      • real american you mean the 1000 americans who bullshitted and stole the election for bush ?

        your democracy is a Fraud You stole 2 election destroyed 2 country (iraq afghanistan) and you call yourself REAL americans

        if REAL american are just a Bunch of hypocrite barbarians asshole who don’t even know how the world works than yes you are that

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        • Felton Gonsalues Felton Gonsalues

          George Bush won the 2000 election fair and square, trust liberals to still try to support Al Gore’s attempted election fraud after all these years. I remember praying to God that an enviromental psychopath like Gore wouldn’t win, and God granted me my wish.

          America had every right to liberate Iraq and Afghanistan, they were savages living under a false religion, but thanks to our Christian warriors the number of saved in those countries are rising! Praise Jesus!

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  • Ok, why didn’t that work?

    Anyway, this is pathetic. Iran is a totalitarian regime, which explains why the psychotic nutjobs on this website admire the place. It’s just like them.

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