An Immodest Proposal for Immigration Control
As a southerner I have seen the impact of illegal immigration on my native soil. Here in Georgia I grew up only knowing whites and blacks in Atlanta. But over time Mexicans have come to infest the state. Hoards of mexicans have rove in and stolen American jobs from hard working Americans. Now we are in the worst economic depression since when I was a little girl.
Recently an article by Stephenson Billings described how Canada is squandering North Americas resources. It got me to thinking about how it is to bad the mexicans come to America and stop. They should keep going onto Canada. In fact I said:
What a blessed article brother billings!
I have oft thought it unfortunate that America blocks the free flow of Mexicans to Canada. It is further unfortunate that mexicans are typically to lazy to keep going. They get bogged down here and stagnate our culture and society as well as the economy.I wish there were someway to get them to Canada without them stopping here in America. One part that I disagree with you is that typically mexicans are not intelligent enough I am afraid to properly work mining equipment. Just look at that batch of mexicans that got trapped in chile a year ago.
Unfortunately my opinion is not very popular with the liberal “give America away” crowd. As I write this, 55 people have “condemn clicked” my comment. In fact someone even posted what they call a “screen grab” of the comment on reddit and called me racist, along with other a sundry insults. This worries me. Why are so many so called Americans so willing to give our country away to those filthy law breakers? That is what they are. They break the law to come here, there is no doubt or argument against that fact.
So I have been giving some thought into how we can get the mexicans out of America and into Canada. Of course the immigration laws that the good God fearing states have enacted have worked to move out many of the mexicans out of those respective states, but just like cock roaches when you turn on the lights, they will scurry some where else. In this case, to a state with liberal un-American laws. But I came up with what I think is a great idea.
THE TRANS-CANADIAN MEXICAN PIPELINE
With so many Americans out of work one way to put men to work and mexicans out of the country would to be a big tunnel. I submit to you that we build a tunnel from the border of mexico and build it under ground to Canada. But of course we have to first build a big fence along both borders to keep them out and first and then to keep them IN when they get to canada.
Canada likes to fuss about how we are so racist to the mexicans, well let them deal with the little bean eaters for a few generations and see how they like it.
The entrance to the pipeline at the mexican border will be a big vortex that will suck them all in. Then they will be forced to carry on to the Canadian border where we will have to sneak in an exit in some canadian wooded area. Once there they will take jobs canadians don’t want. Like construction, selling oranges (or whatever fruit they have native to Canada), acting and playing Hockey.
One thing that I struggled with for days was how to get Mexicans that are here already to get trapped into the tunnel and be forced onwards to Canada. I finally came up with a solution. We will create fake taquirias on the pipeline and stock it with legal hispanic border guards. When the mexicans go in they fall into traps doors in the entrance, and won’t come back out, they are then forced to go back to their native soil or are forced to Canada.
Some of you will ask about innocent Americans that are trapped. My answer is NO real Americans eat at taqorias. If they do then a border guard can rescue them. Or they can go to Canada where they would be better off anyway.
STOCKING THE RIO GRANDE
Of course the best defense is a strong offense. Many of these criminals have to cross the Rio Grande River, to enter our glorious country. Unfortunately for us the Rio Grande does not have any natural Apex predators (other than the minute men) to control the population of river born mexicans. That is why we need to add them. I suggest that we get the Game & Wildlife to stock the river with certain aquatic predators.
The creatures would be Sharks, Pirhana, Electric eels, and finally Alligators.
A few shark species do actually enter fresh water to procreate. And some have even become stuck in land locked lakes and have become (by the grace of God NOT evolution) capable of living in the fresh water. We can catch some of those fish and create a breeding program under Game and Wildlife to stock the river.
Piranha are a fierce creature known for eating sinful skinny dippers. They are sometimes solitary fish but can swarm into schools of water borne death from below. Let’s see that illegal swim for it when he is missing his legs up to the knee. And for big batches of river hopping mexicans, a few will get through for them we have the electric eels. In South America the Electric Eel is an apex predator that can create 600 volts or more of pure god blessed mexican frying electricity.
If any refried bean eaters get through the gauntlet of Shark, Piranha, and electric eels, then along the banks our last line of aquatic defense will be vicious alligators. Every year proud southern hunters enter the swamps of Louisiana, Georgia and Florida to catch the vicious creature. In fact a TV show called “Swamp People” chronicles these hunters. Perhaps we can encourage them into a catch and release program to stock the river. If not there are plenty of alligator farms out there that we can draw upon.
THE MILITARY
With the Kenyan President pulling our troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, he will soon be bringing them home and dumping them on an already over taxed job market. I suggest we put them to work on our southern border. If you try to cross over the border of many countries they shoot you on sight without proper documentation. Why should we be different? Why can’t we defend our borders with necessary deadly force? I think we can’t afford not to use the necessary force to defend our borders.
An American soldier tracks illegals at the border.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
4:23 pm
You are a racist, and since this is the American army, they’ll probably just shoot themselves before shooting any Mexican migrants.
Besides, when Canada had a problem with Illegal Mexican immigrants, they managed to solve it. It’s just that America is too caught up in the bronze age to do the same.
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4:36 pm
true and we don,t have orange in Canada we Have apple orange come from the south of USA
oh and don’t worry every summer we have plenty of mexican in Canada we give them work and paid them their due
even some stay for winter
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4:53 pm
can you atleast try to write in english?
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11:11 pm
should I just for the Hick of it I will write in french
Tu es juste une vielle connasse qui mérite rien que de crever maintenant disparait de la surface de la planete tu es une honte pour l’humanité
Happy Now ?
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1:29 pm
for the hick of it? Are you making fun of the south you unamerican god hating foreigner?
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5:04 pm
ah if it’s was only of that Poor soul you don’t even know what is coming at you when GOD will deny the entrance to heaven because you are just a fucking old hag who judge other people
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3:49 pm
Well, we all know that hicks are stupid, inbred, alcoholics.
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7:06 am
wow, i didn’t know you don’t understand english. They are writing in english, it’s just that you can’t read or write english.
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4:52 pm
Don’t worry Canadians, you’re next on my list.
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5:13 pm
I never knew that dementia caused xenophobia Susan. Or is that just you?
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5:07 pm
yeah I’m so worried about that OLD HAG!
a lot of american prefer canada over their own country I don,t know why … maybe because we are not a bunch of criminal and racist prick who know
Or maybe you have an identity issue and can’t actually figure out that other race and religion exist around the world
You are clearly against multiculturalism and against the entire world
But even if you “take over the world” you can’t win and you know that
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5:28 pm
Do not mind the shallow opinions of these canadian fools, Sister Susan. I loved the article, I love your ideas and I love you. When will you be coming to worship wth us again? Soon I hope.
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5:53 pm
When are you thickheaded idiots going to learn that I’m not Canadian?
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1:30 pm
If you dont want to be accused of it dont act like it.
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5:09 pm
Being Canadian is not a crime Being american on other hand is …
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3:57 pm
I hail from Great Britain. Do you know where that is through the haze of your dementia Susan B. Xenophobe?
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5:17 pm
is this the same moron that wrote the article about Priuses?
I hate Prius drivers, they are pretentious jerks.
http://christwire.org/2011/12/prius-owner-causes-most-expensive-car-crash-in-history/
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6:32 pm
Canadians = Snow Mexicans
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6:37 pm
Canadians = Cleverer than Americans.
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7:02 pm
That ‘acronym’ does not even work out.
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7:03 pm
That might have something to do with the fact that it isn’t an acronym. Imbecile.
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1:31 pm
Canada= horrible people
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2:39 pm
Americans = Bigoted Racist Fat Idiots.
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11:13 pm
yeah we are hard working and proud people and we doN,twnat to go to USA thanks for asking
oh and for snow we barely have any now
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5:36 am
I never invited you to my country, thanks for asking!
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5:10 pm
even if you invited me I won’t go there I prefer going to China or Japan at least they are much more respectful than you
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1:32 pm
Please stay in your god forsaken pagan nation
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5:24 pm
pagan … like “christmas” ?
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5:19 pm
comparing mexicans to canadians is offensive to the mexicans. Atleast the mexicans know a good thing when they see it. and America is a good thing.
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5:25 pm
if good hing you mean a Bunch of racist xenophobic homophobic sexist asshole yes its Indded a good thing (sarcasm)
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5:30 pm
I get that you are not from our great land and can not speak our blessid language but please stop butchering it. If you can not speak English then please leave our website.
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2:41 pm
Says the moron who can’t even spell the word “blessed.” Kindly keep your idiocy to yourself.
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7:48 pm
If any of this were practical, then I’d still oppose it. Right now, there’s no reason to waste the effort.
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11:54 pm
How do Mexicans becoming such good gardeners when all they have is cactus in Mexico?
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3:43 am
You mean the same plant you shove through your ass ?
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5:35 am
I think stocking this reo garnde is a great idea because it promotes conserving God’s animals and keeping mexicans from making America their dirty Pueblo. The river could also become a tourist attracting where people come to throw tacos into the river, furthering the water-animal’s hunger for mexican tastes
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1:33 pm
I wonder if Shark enjoy jalapenos
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4:05 pm
There was an article someone wrote about a new fish engineered to hunt Mexicans.
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4:08 pm
Here we go. Look at the little burrito pusher trying to get away lol. http://christwire.org/2011/07/new-mexican-eating-whalesharks-to-help-curb-illegal-population/
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7:27 am
One thing the Canadians would have to do is train their hockey announcers to yell “GOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL.”
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7:36 am
I’m thinking about buying a house Canadian as a buxome maid. With all the trouble Schwarzenegger got into with that little orc-like Mexican maid of his, should make anyone shy away and try different nationalities of maids.
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11:06 am
I don’t like me them Canadian lasses. They get all wanting ya to wear one of them smokey bear hats when it comes to funnin’ and they like them liberal dog and cowgirl positions. It ain’t natural and I darn near threw my back out.
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5:31 pm
That is why I married a good white American woman.
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5:07 pm
Someone recently sent me this comment about the Mexicans: “For people who were born on the Equator, they’re sure good at shoveling snow!” I think this statement perfectly captures why these types would be so good in Canada. They can shovel the snow when the white folks up there are too snotty and entitled to bother. They need the work and Canada has it. Might as well get them out of Georgia and the rest of the South while we’re at it. Everybody wins!
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5:14 pm
One thing Canadians and Mexicans have in common– they both love sodomy.
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5:29 pm
is it me or you the only one to talk about sodomy ? I even feel that you actually Love sodomy with your “homoerotic litterature” I’m not surprised you fucked up some altar boy as well ?
at least In Canada we are well respected of the entire world
Oh wait You don,t care of the entire world don,t you ??
Even if without them you are merely Nothing but a Land with dumb people ?
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5:34 pm
The only english words you seem capable of spelling correctly are the ones with 4 letters.
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8:39 pm
ASSHOLE see I spelled it correctly Mister ASSHOLE
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7:51 pm
Wait, let me get this straight – one minute you conservatives are bitching about how Mexicans breed like bunnies and the next you’re calling them sodomy-lovers? Dude, which is it?
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9:27 pm
If you knew the first thing about the birds and the bees, you’d know it could be both.
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9:36 pm
She has demonstrated an amazing lack of knowledge, especially when it comes to anatomy.
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7:08 pm
Mexicans are bad enough but I really hate Canadians because they are all white.
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8:40 pm
weird I see a Lot of black people in canada and a lot of diversity as well you should really see it for yourself
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9:37 pm
I went to the winter Olympics in Vancouver last year. There were very few black competitors. It seemed very racist.
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