Andy Beirsack Attacked, Beaten Up by Angry Father, Black Viel Brides Tour Postponed Again. Praise Jesus!
Emosexual rock star Andy 6 Beersack was attacked early Friday morning outside his latest concert. His band Black Veal Brides had finished the concert and were boarding their bus when an angry christian father attacked the homosexual cross dresser with a 2×4.
As Ms. Beersack turned a corner the unidentified man slammed the board across his face. Beersack was instantly knocked to the ground and the assailant took a couple of gut shots with the board.
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As the man finished attacking Beersack he was heard to yell at beersack, “That’s for turning my daughter into an emo whore, you bitch!”
The man then dropped the board and ran away. He blended into the crowd and luckily police were unable to catch him.
It is reported that when Andy 6 Beersack came too, he began to cry. He was rushed to the local hospital where he was treated for his superficial wounds. As you can see in the pictures Beersack suffered blackened eyes, a broken nose, lacerations to the nose, splinters in the nose, and severe bruising to the abdominal cavity.
Even though his wounds were superficial and any real man would carry on, Beersack has elected to cancel his bands tour. Never the less, it is good news that our young pre-pubescent girls will not have their souls put at danger by this emosexual rock star for a few months.
Although I do not in anyway condone emosexuality or emosexual music, I also can not condone beating up defenseless cross dressing, transgendered, homosexuals.