Bon Jovi Hoax Reveals Unreliability of Liberal Media, Jon Bon Jovi Dead Rumors
The liberal media like MSBNC, HLN, CNN and all those whoremedia type machine channels proved one fact: they tell lies and are unreliable!
The latest storm of misinformation came from these soothsayers after the Bon Jovi Hoax. I reported on the facts of the case and out of nowhere, loud mouthed harpy mindslaves of liberal tv came and attacked me on Facebook, my local Georgia tv show’s email and even here on ChristWire. People were issuing threats against me for covering the fact that Bon Jovi death was being talked about all over the world.
Little did these whoremongers know that I was not talking about a physical death, but rather a spiritual death. Demon cat eyes? Singing songs like Hot for Teacher (making female teachers lust for male students) and Stray Cat Strut (a euphamism for petting a woman’s kitty happy sally jessy with your bared hand, which is gross and can lead to infections). Throwing concerts until midnight like a blood moon Wiccan emosexual. All these things have damned Bon Jovi.
Jon Von Bowie has himself a meth induced Dubstep seizure right on stage. Look at how the drugs make him lose his mind a bellydance like a ukelele genie lamp Arab terror harlot trying to entice. He tries to look normal to the right but homosexuality is causing him to wear a tight emosexual's clothing and that can only mean he likes to play master dangle with men, whcih is what the odd tie symbolizes to other gays like a peacocks spread horney season feathers.
My friends, do not be blinded by hate. It is an ungly thing.
I am a recognized newscaster and deserved to be treated with better respect. My mind works better than many Americans and that’s why I hvae been chosen to be a ward of the court and help judge people as guilty, like the Mexican I instantly saw and condemned when I presided over his trial. I just knew in my gut when looking at him.
The enteric nervous system. Look it up. Some of us are blessed with a , gut, that works just as powerfully as the traditional head brain. The gut brain gives men like me common sense and my common sense reveals God’s judgment for Bon Jovi. Guilty!
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Author: Abe
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11:15 am
Every other Monday, Mister and I will hold our nose and watch that Rachel Maddow on msnbc. Last night (Dec 19 2011) mister noticed something funny about Rachel’s eyes. After pausing the DVR on a blink (that woman blinks a lot) it was plain that she had makeup, including a darker shade in the crease and a defined brow arch, on her right eye but not on her left.
This prompted several theories, three of which seem plausible.
1)She was having a cocktail moment after witnessing the bravery of the GOP to reject a two month extension of the tax holiday for the middle class and was late for makeup.
2) She is a wild minx that rubs the left side of her face on furniture.
3) As a highly educated woman, with a doctorate, she doesn’t think it is important to her viewers to look nice.
After the commercial break, we paused the DVR and lo’ and behold the makeup was fixed!
These kind of shenanigans wouldn’t happen on Fox.
I really does matter where your news comes from and who delivers it to you. People need to be aware.
BB
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11:27 am
You are not a recognized reporter. You are a drunk with a keyboard…And your last article didn’t say anything about a spiritual death, you just flat out said he was DEAD. Don’t change what you said just because you found out you were wrong the first time
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12:56 pm
Abe, get off the internet.
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1:53 pm
You were not talking about a physical death, stop lying. You believed the rumours that he had died, and so all you proved with your last stupid article was that you’re a gullible drunkard with no ability to find out real information.
All you have proved with this stupid article is that you’re a liar who won’t admit when he’s made a mistake. You Abe, are a waste of time, and oxygen. You are nothing more, and nowhere near a reporter.
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3:55 pm
You were the one who took a twitter post seriously Abe, don’t blame anyone but yourself for believing in it.
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6:22 am
You do realise this is a picture of John Lydon (Johnny Rotten) not Jon Bon Jovi, Johnny Rotten was in a band called the Sex Pistols. Totally different from Bon Jovi if you ask me
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