Bronies: Who we really are

OddAtheist
• ChristWire
December 10, 2011 12:03 am260 comments

Hello everyone, OddAtheist here. Some of you may know me in the comment section while others may not. I figured it was hightime the people at Christwire got a look at what a Brony actually is. I’ve have heard many assumptions the people of Chrsitwire have made about Bronies with no facts to back themselves up (Christwire using facts…What a joke) First, a definition:

Brony
A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic show or franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren’t allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females

They assume that just because we like a show targeted for little girls that we are gay. While being homosexual is not wrong, we are not all gay. Whether we are straight, gay, bi, pan, or even asexual; It does not matter. I’m a straight male and I love this show. I’ve also been called a liberal because I like the show. I don’t see how political views even factor into liking the show or not. They also assume we take part in beastiality. I find the act of beastiality a little disturbing and would never take part in it. They also assume we’re furries who dress up like ponies and participate in Gay orgies. Which is false as well.

A previous article also mentioned the show itself supports a gay agenda as most of the characters are transexuals…Most of the main cast are girls. Male ponies do exist in their world, but since it is a girl’s show after all, the main cast is mostly females. The show itself actually teaches good morals, values, and lesson on friendship with every episode. Each of the main ponies actually represents an important trait of friendship, Let’s take a look shall we?

Applejack. A home-on-the-range country girl who works on her parent’s apple farm. She represents Honesty, shown never to lie and is always as honest as she can be. Real World Application: Honesty is important. Be honest with your friends and you’ll gain each other’s trust and become good friends

Rairty: The fashion-loving one of the group. She runs the town’s dress shop. She represents Generosity. She’s willing to do anything for her friends even if it not’s what she likes. Real World Application: Sharing is caring. Simple as that.

Pinkie Pie: The fun-loving-party-throwing pony. She represents Laughter. She’s laughing at least 75% of the time and can find the fun in everything. Real World Application: Friends who laugh together, stay together.

Fluttershy: The kindest of the ponies and animal lover. She represents kindness. She takes care of all the animals and tries her best to not hurt anyone’s feelings. Real World Application: Kindness, self explanatory.

Rainbow Dash: The lives-on-the-edge pony who always looking for a challenge. She represents Loyalty. Alwyas willing to protect her friends no matter the danger. Real World Application: Be loyal to your friends and they shall be loyal back

Twilight Sparkle: The magic student and new to friendship. She represents Magic. The magic itself representing when you bring the othe parts of friendship together, it’s like magic. Real World Application: Friendship is Magic.

That about wraps it up. I thank anyonewho takes the time to read this. To my fellow Bronies: Hope your day gets 20% cooler.

P.S. I couldn’t get any of the images to work, so here’s a link where you can see them yourself: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

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260 Comments

  • “orbital friendship cannon” sounds gay.

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  • The Christwire Handbook, available for pre-order now at reputable booksellers, will most definitely show these Brownies the error of their ways and many will chose to not be gay.

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    • Tyson Bowers III

      Also put Target down on that list of fine retailers!

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      • I love target. What a great store. The Target/chrisTwire collaboration will increase the spreading of the word exponentially.

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    • I might just pick up this book…To promptly burn…And you seemed to miss the part where I said that BEING A BRONY DOES NOT MEANT YOUR GAY!

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    • Christwire Handbook, more like Christwire Hatebook.

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    • I have ordered many copies and will be distributing them at the youth ministry!

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      • Hey albert, your dumb avatar icon looks like a clown who is having sex with a female clown, and the clown in the picture is going O; OHH MY DICK FEELS SO GOOD
        OOH OHHHH

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    • ILL BUY 20 OF THEM
      I WANT TO RIP HOLES IN ALL OF THEM
      AND SHOVE A FEW GRENADES DOWN IT
      AND YELL ‘FUCK CHRISTWIRE’
      BEFORE IT BLOWS UP.

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    • Thundergod1020

      Hi, I’m a brony… Pegasister? Regardless. I am what you would call an atheist by nature. I am also aware that Jesus still loves me more than you. Why is this? Well, Jesus died for the forgiveness of our sins, and there is no greater love than personal sacrifice for others. So, therefore, the sinner is just as loved as, if not more than, the devout. Sorry if this ruins your little holier-than-thou self-image. Also, let’s look at things like this. Jesus’ one wish above all others was for mankind to love one another. This show is the perfect representation of that. And it’s kept this straight girl from committing a multitude of sins in the year it’s been out. So maybe you shouldn’t look at everything that goes against your views as bad. Because love and tolerance are all that’s keeping me from ripping your little illusions of hiding behind Christianity as an excuse to hate others to shreds.

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  • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

    Just what this sinful world needs, a “furry apologist.”

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    • Not furries

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    • Christian Intellectual

      What are “furries” are they like animal pedophiles ?
      These people are SICK, only an immoral Atheist would rape a baby horse.

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      • No, that’s what you’d do CI. You have no morals.

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        • Christian Intellectual

          Morality comes from God and i am a good and moral Christian.

          Your Darwinian religion is based on satanic principles. Your “god” Charles Darwin is a fraud. Your holy book (The Origin of Species ) is a bunch of racist lies and you people Evil psychopaths.

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          • 1. It’s not a religion. If it’s a religion, then bald is a hair color.

            2. You’re the one with racism deeply seated into your religious history, using excuses like ‘God said we can have black people as slaves because they don’t look like us’ and constantly treating them as inferior or scary.

            3. The fact that you have to read a book to know what’s right and what’s wrong proves you don’t know what actually is right or wrong. You can’t actually look at something and see the situation as a whole on your own, you need to rely on someone else telling you how to feel.

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          • Just because I’m atheist dosen’t mean I believe in evolution by default.

            Also, Darwinism and My Little Pony are not related in the slightest

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          • Morality comes from empathy, which is one of the most basic of human behavior.

            “With or without religion, you would have good people doing good deeds and evil people doing evil deeds, but for a good person to do evil, that takes religion.”

            Also, Darwinism is not a religion.

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          • since when does hating Gays, Liberals, Atheists, Jews, Non-Americans, Muslims, and basically everyone that isn’t a White American Republican Christian qualify as good and moral?

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          • your name is so Ironic XD

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        • as it seems, christian intellectual is not so intellectual

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      • That’s not what a furry is. A furry is part of Role Playing.

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        • actually, a furry is someone who likes anthropomorphic characters, like those in Disney’s Robin Hood, or even the MLP characters. Though there are plenty of furries who hate MLP

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    • This world needs more fighting.

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  • Christopher Christenson Christopher Christenson

    But where are the mentions of Jesus? You can’t have a Reputable Article without saying what Jesus says. I blame it on “The separation of Church and state”. Those satanic liberals are so out of control these days.

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    • “Why do you see the speck that is in your brother’s eye, but do not notice the log that is in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when there is the log in your own eye? ”

      There, there’s your mention of Jesus. Fitting for this to be quite honest.

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    • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

      The author fails to point out that any “magic,” whether intended for good or not, that is not in the rightful praise of God (and afforded to HIS powers), is derived from Satan. he cannot mention Jesus, because he knows that Satan’s magic, and the quest for Occult Powers, can not be used for good purposes.

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      • All magic isn’t immediately satan’s doing or part of the Occult…I didn’t include Jesus because he has no need to be mentioned

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        • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

          That is exactly what Satan would expect you to believe. That one could use his mysteries to brainwash others into being “friendly.” In Truth, the only path to “friendship” is through the Lord. Not some “pony” chanelling the spirits of Demons. Or even Sci–nce.

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          • Yes, Satan’s using ponies to deliver a message of friendship for some odd scheme of his…That’s how you use sarcasm

            Going down the path of th lord mostly ends up in creating bigoted assholes such as yourself

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          • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

            Oh yes, make friends using Unholy, Occult powers. We all know how this story ends- in the Lake of Fire!

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          • The only friends you’d make if you believed in the occult would be imaginary ones…Actually the story ends with you in a sponge room and straightjacket

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        • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

          The only friend I need is Jesus. I would suggest you invest the same amount of time in that relationship, rather than in the Mysteries of The Occult.

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          • Don’t believe in Jesus or the occult. I’ll make friends the good ole fashion way: by being friendly

            Also if Jesus is your only friend, your a very lonely person

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          • The only friend I need is Jesus.
            Jesus is a good friend. Fellow bronies, we must go to Anonymous so they can purge this absouloute MESS of a website.

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        • So, since MAGIC is satanic
          WHY DOES GOD USE MAGIC?
          Hypocrite.

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      • Magic is a gift from Gaia and her nurturing benevolence.

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    • My name is OddAtheist…Did you really expect me to include Jesus in my article?

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    • LMAO

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  • I have done much research into this phenomenon and I can conclude that the pony obsession is a result of deep-seated homosexual desire. They embrace entertainment created for young girls as a way of rationalizing their sub-conscious attraction to homo man meat. If they identify a part of themselves as female, it quells the cognitive dissonance caused by the logical part of their brains identifying sinful sodomite lust as unhealthy and unnatural.

    The only way to defeat Brony syndrome is throught abundant application of Scripture.

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    • Research…really now? We watch a show for girls because it’s genuinely enjoyable, not to hide anything deep seated homosexual desire

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    • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

      I would also suggest Regressive Therapy. The use of electrical shocks when pictures of beastiality are shown, and none when an attractive woman is shown.

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      • Brainwashing doesn’t count as helping someone

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        • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

          Furries are already brainwashed. Christian Therapy is applied to undue the damage. It is conducted with prayer, and thus asks for the grace of GOD!

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          • Christian therapy=brainwash.

            And we are not furries

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          • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

            A child who has been molested by the Unholy Nature of worldly delights should be re-organized by the careful guidance of the Elect, or a representative of one. Thus they will be cleansed of the influence of the Occult, or others who are subjecting the victim to Unholy influence. Prayer is vital.

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          • 1. We atheists are not furries and not all are gay.

            2. Your the ones brainwashed into believeing that some big magical fariy lives in the sky, always watching you doing naughty things.

            And 3. You people need help, badly.

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      • or I can have an attractive woman shock me while dressed up as an animal?

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    • If by much research you mean “pulling random and preposterous bullshit out of thin air”, then yeah, you’ve clearly done a lot of “research”.

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    • I seriously hope this is sarcasm.

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    • I’ll give you a taste of my man meat ;)

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    • Dear Lord, yes. YES. This is fact, thank you.

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  • Christian Intellectual

    This is clearly a cartoon for homopedephiles.

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    • No, it’s a cartoon that has a surprising range of an audience thanks to clever writing without resorting to the absolute stupidity cartoons normally go for.

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    • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

      A friend of mine at Church looked up “My Little Pony” in the dictionary, and it said.. “of demonic origins. Often associated with The Occult, or Homosexual desire.” Even the falsified and willful wordsmiths and corruptors of language recognize the nature of such things!

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      • My little pony wouldnt even be in a dictionary dumbass…

        Hey L.N. you are Brony or just an informed person?

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        • A little of column A and B. I’ve watched the show, and while I like it, I wouldn’t go so far as to call myself a fan.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            Not immoral enough for you L.N ?

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          • CI, why do you molest children?

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          • Christian Intellectual

            I am not a gay.

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          • Ah well, good to see you at least tried it. Appreciate the support

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          • I didn’t say you were gay, I said you molest children, and implied you were a pedophile. A homosexual and a pedophile are two entirely different things.

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          • Christian Intellectual

            No L.N.
            All you atheists are extremely dumb and ignorant, your delusional racist religion is rotting your tiny brain.

            Homogays and Pedophiles are the same thing.

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          • You call atheists dumb and yet you keep calling it a religion. Get a dictionary, you tin-foil freak.

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  • Nicholas Tadmor Nicholas Tadmor

    You can’t honestly expect us to believe that you do have bestiality relationships with little girls and boys

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    • Nicholas Tadmor Nicholas Tadmor

      that you do NOT*

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      • Quiet child. I don’t expect you to understand much because of your very young age, but you must understand that a gay does not equal a paedophile.

        There are gay paedophiles, and straight paedophiles. but that does not change the fact that paedophiles should be used for medical experimentation. Hopefully the painful kind.

        Now boy, please try and obtain an education before attempting to make an intellectual point again. Especially since you claim to be in college.

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    • You can’t honestly expect us to believe that you haven’t had issues with your sexual identity in your entire cult at all.

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    • You can’t perform beastiality with young girls and boys…That’s pedophilia idiot

      And yes, I deny all claims of beastiality

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    • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

      Beastiophiles are often exposed to Tracts provided by Homosexuals at a young age. They feature Unnatural acts of sexual lust and 90% of the time, lead to an actualization of these acts as adults. I find it hard to believe that anyone exposed to these tracts, and would go out of their way to defend them, wouldn’t lust for the beast.

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      • I have read this comment multiple times…And I still cannot make heads or tails of this.

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      • and where the fuck do you get these “facts”

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      • Actually, 90% of tracts even remotely talking about homosexuality are provided by christians. Oh sure, they claim that its an abomination, but it still exposes people of all ages to the existence of homosexuality. bottom line, you’re an idiot!

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  • Jane McDermott Jane McDermott

    When will God in His almighty wisdom send a plague down to rid us of this “Brony” filth as he did AIDS for the homosexuals? I try not to question God’s reason, but I grow so impatient waiting for him to dole out His holy judgements. Forgive me God for not having perfect faith in your ultimate wrathful plan for these pony porkers.

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    • Jane, the thought of these Brownies having lesbian affairs with your attractive body is enough to tell me something is wrong with them.

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      • Jane McDermott Jane McDermott

        August, I’m sorry I couldn’t reply sooner. My husband had to use my time-out jacket to restrain me momentarily. Just the thought of such an abomination sent my uterus on a rampage throughout my body and I was once again besieged in a fit of womanly hysterics. Being immensely attractive is my gift from God to be shared with my husband, but it is also my cross to bear. I cannot help that this is the face I have with which to look upon the world and preach, and yet I know the sick masturbatory joy it gives to brony and mulleted lesbian filth. It pains me to know that my body, God’s glory, should be used as a demonic device by heathens. If only the burkha were not a symbol of Islamic deceit and satan worship I would most certainly consider the protection it could afford me. I will pray on this.

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        • You pointing out your “immense attractiveness” is a sign of vanity. A sin in your belief is it not?

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          • you know, I suddenly realized I’m in my own brand of argument EVERYONE! COME AT ME!

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        • I wouldn’t touch that with a 30 foot stick.

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        • Immense attractiveness? Please, don’t make me laugh. The only way I’d even touch you with a barge pole is if it had a poisoned, red hot barb on the end of it.

          I’ve seen more attractive gangrenous wounds than you. You are a monkfish amongst people, and you have the sex appeal of a camel, with gingivitis. And frankly, I would rather blowtorch my genitalia off than even think about spending so much as a nanosecond in any kind of intimate situation with you.

          And all of that is due to your disgraceful personbality.

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      • So just to be clear, you’re having thoughts of Jane’s attractive body having lesbian affairs…

        So that’s one count of imagining gay sex, and one count of having lustful thoughts about another man’s wife. August, You clearly suck at this christian thing!

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    • I am a christian, and i am a brony. God loves us
      No matter what. and you know what? you are going against your own religion? so dont fuck with us. Or you are fucking with yourself.

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      • Jane McDermott Jane McDermott

        You are mistaken, I do not worship Bronyism. Please do not use the “f” word in response to me. It is vulgar filth I do not wish to have infiltrate my mind.

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      • Christains don’t curse. It goes against God’s will.

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        • I dare you to use a bible verse that says cursing is wrong.

          Also, your just being a dick with your avatar.

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          • Aww, did my avatar offend the delicate sensibility of the OddAthiest?

            Allow me to attempt to care.

            Whups, failed. :)

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        • Nah, I’m Christian and I curse like a sailor.

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    • Nicholas Tadmor Nicholas Tadmor

      Jane, between the gays, emosexuals, bronies, illegals, and canadians (and many more) God has a lot of smiting to do. His list is long, and because of that my Faith is strong.

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    • No, you don’t question anything that your little book tell you because you were indoctrinated as a child not to.

      If your “god” really is real, then let him/her/it come down and tell me it’s self.

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  • These Brownies will shut up once we destroy the moon.

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    • Fuck man, are you high or something? Why the hell are you hearing brownies? They’re a fucking cake-type dessert, they’re inanimate objects.

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    • Once you ‘destroy the moon’ then we will have no more tides, the world will go into cataclysm.

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      • Americ will be safe and a better place without gays and Brownies.

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      • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

        Read the article. It is sound and prudent reason that we do away with that abomination. And none to soon.

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        • I only stated about the show and how wrong you fucks were about it

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          • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

            Liberal Apologists like yourself would do well to heed the advice in the HOLY BIBLE:

            “Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it, that is a perversion. ” Leviticus 18:23

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          • What in hell is an apologist?

            As I’ve said before and will say a thousand times over. Bronies are NOT beastophiles.

            One other questions though: How did you recall a bible verse about beastiality so quickly?

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          • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

            1/3 of my day is spent inculcating my children in the eyes of the lord. Another 1/3 is spent reading HIS word. And the final 1/3 is spent educating the sinner, like yourself. Thus I have knowledge of HIS word.

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          • I can understand memorizing bible verses…but to commit a beastiality related one to memory is a little weird

            You still didn’t explain what an apologist is

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          • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

            An “Apologist” is not actually a negative term, in itself. Many blessed men are Christian Apologists. It is an old philosophical term refering to the defending of one’s position through reasoning- whether or not that reasoning is sound.

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          • Ok, thank you for at least explaining that

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          • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

            In your case, you are An Apologist for Bronies, reasoning that they are not a Homosexual cult corrupting America’s children. Unfortunately, you are misguided, and probably going to Hell.

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          • We are not homosexual cult corrupting Ameica’s youth. I can argue that point indefinitely. I can’t really go to place I don’t believe in…you and your make believe hell

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      • not to mention all the rabid Pagans who are going to kill whoever destroyed an essential part of our natural world

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    • By brownies, you are either refuring to A) a chocolate treat or B) and mythological creature.

      I don’t recall OddAtheist mentioning any of the two.

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    • Luna will be mad. Very mad.

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  • All you haters gonna hate
    and i dont give a fuck
    because you are dumb assfucks,
    you know that pedo August and that shitfuck Susan?
    i bet before they go to church they dig in eachothers asses.
    I got so fuckin’ mad i made some damn rap so like it asshits

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  • Nicholas Tadmor Nicholas Tadmor

    Why can’t you people just watch veggie tales?

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    • Why can’t you accept that people are different?

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    • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

      Normally I would agree with you, Brother, but it has been recently been pointed out to me that one of the lead characters is shaped in an objectionable way. The men who created them were no doubt of good intentions, but did not understand that cucumbers that stand upright resemble the aroused male member. Since this knowledge was brought to me, I have decided to not allow my children to watch.

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      • Nicholas Tadmor Nicholas Tadmor

        Oh my… How could I have missed this? Thank you Mr. Marvins. I will need to retreat and pray. I could have been tainted. I am lucky to be part of such a caring flock

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        • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

          All praise to the Lord. Nature fools us in strange, and sometimes confusing, ways. Much like the misguided person who posted this, a natural thing may become an abomination under the ever watchful eye of the Serpent.

          “Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.” Ephesians 6:11

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          • I love how without the intervention of anyone…You two just condemned one of your own religious shows…Brillant.

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          • it’s times like these that lead me to further believe everyone here is just blowing smoke, oh well. I’m just here to be here.

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        • Baa sheep, I said baa!

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        • Hey Nicholas, you know what else looks like an erect penis? An erect penis! So you might want to cut yours off in order to spare yourself from ever seeing such a horrific thing! It’s not like you were going to ever use it anyway!

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      • I love how where anyone would have simply seen a cucumber, you people automatically saw an erect penis, and somehow you have the guts to accuse others of having perverted minds. Looks like you guys are the ones with dicks on the brains… and that’s gay! XD

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      • A cucumber looks nothing like a dick.

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    • All you haters gonna hate
      and i dont give a fuck
      because you are dumb assfucks,
      you know that pedo August and that shitfuck Susan?
      i bet before they go to church they dig in eachothers asses.
      I got so fuckin’ mad i made some damn rap so like it asshits

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  • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

    “Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it, that is a perversion. ”

    Leviticus 18:23

    My “Little” Pony is an abomination.

    Deuteronomy 27:21

    “Cursed is the man who has sexual relations with any animal,…..” Deuteronomy 27:21

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    • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

      Clearly, the Lord, our God, does not agree with you. The scriptures are clear on this.

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    • You argument dosen’t even bring any valid points!

      Bronies are not beastophiles so your anti-beastiality scripture dosen’t even apply to us

      I may be atheist but I know for a fact My Little Pony is even mentioned in the bible. why did you put little in quotes like that?

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      • I meant

        I may be an Atheist but eve I know My Little Pony ISN’T even mentioned in the bible

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      • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

        The HOLY Bible is very clear where GOD stands on Beastiality. To the God of the Bible, there is no difference between men laying with men, and men laying with animals. Both are condemned. I put the quotes, because we both know the Lust of the Pony. And I recognize that none of it’s adherents desire a “Little” Pony- as that would not satisfy the Lust.

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        • I’m not gonna argue that beastiality is wrong, because it is. Comparing it to homosexuality isn’t a valid argument.

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          • John L. Marvins John L. Marvins

            Having sex with a Pony and having sex with another man are equal in the Eyes of the Lord!

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          • for the millionth time, bronies do not want to have sex with animals. can you get that through your head?

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        • Im a christian, and a brony, i dont even watch the show and all i do is research the characters and get the storyline of each episode. and now i guess i have to fight my own religion. Oh joy

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          • But you’re a Christian, not a nut. if you wanted to fight your own religion, I’d be the only on to fight. Ooh! Fight me!

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  • Bronies are very sick people.

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    • We happen to like a show who’s main demographic happens to be girls

      Is it wrong for a guy to like a cooking show or for a women to enjoy watching a sports game on tv?

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      • I am pretty sure the answer to your questions are “Yes,” but a little more information would be helpful. God Bless.

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        • Any clearer? Ok I’ll break it down to simpleton terms you can understand.

          Is it WRONG for MEN to like COOKING SHOWS even though they are AIMED towards FEMALES?

          Is it WRONG for FEMALES to ENJOY SPORTS even though they are AIMED towards MEN?

          See, I even bolded the important parts for ya.

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          • Thank you for the clarification, my friend. The answer to both is a very clear YES.

            Also, you will burn in hellfire for all eternity.

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          • The right answer is actually NO. You fail the quiz.

            You do know the whole “Typical male and female stereotypes” trend died in the 60s/70s?

            If a man like to cook, let him cook! My dad, a happily married man of 20 years is a fantastic cook.

            If a woman likes a certain sport, she can watch it! My mom is a big football and hockey fan!

            For future reference, I’m not your friend so please refrain from calling me one.

            Hell dosen’t exist, it’s a christian creation designed to scare people out of having fun and being themselves.

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    • They are, Adam, here you can see them grooming children for sex: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/bronies

      OddRapist should be banned from Christwire.

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  • A comment for August and the lady who posted first in the Facebook comment section

    A pansexual is a person who has no preference for gender and is attracted to anyone (including transgender)

    I’m offended by the short bus comment since you didn’t know what pansexual meant and assume I made it up out of stupidity

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  • What is fucking wrong with you people?
    1) Bronies ad Furries are two completely different things.
    2) a Brony can be Heterosexual, pansexual, homosexual, bisexual, or asexual. If you’re unsure what one of those are you can look at my most recent article for the definition: http://christwire.org/2011/12/religionhomosexuality/

    my friend Alex s a brony, and he’s a great person. He’s kind to everyone. He’s completely honest. He’s there for you when you need him to be. No, he isn’t homosexual. His GIRLfriend is one of my good friends.

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    • Good to see you again Nellie, sad that your outstanding article is gone from the front page.

      Did I get the description for pansexual right? I have a hard time explaining that one.

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      • Yes, you did.

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      • Her article was yanked for being a HOMOuth piece for the homogay agenda.

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        • My article is still on this website moron.

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          • I was told by many in the upper echelon of the Christwire Flock that it was indeed yanked. Praise Jesus!

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          • If her page was really taken down, the link she provided to it wouldn’t work.

            Click the link and guess what happens? It takes you to the article.

            You don’t understadn the internet do you? Taking off the front page dosen’t mean it’s gone forever

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          • Albert Toppers Albert Toppers

            Of course I understand the Internet. I’m getting a bit tired of the misinformation and lies you spread. So typical of an atheist.

            If you must know, I added the URL to my holy block list days ago. And, much like a damned soul in hell, once a URL is added to my holy block list, there is no turning back.

            So, I must just trust my friends here in the Christwire Flock that the filthy URL has been removed. I’m sure you don’t understand, but that is because your brain has been clouded by Satan’s power. God Bless.

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          • If you put it on a URL block list, it most likely just blocked YOU from seeing her article. I can still get to it, she can still get to it, pretty much EVERYONE can get to it.

            Insulting my intelligence, typical comeback. Inferior minds mock those above them.

            Insinuating that all Atheists are liars, typical christian comeback. I am not a liar. Have I told a lie before, yes but who hasn’t?

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          • Clownboy, are you really using the ‘If I can’t see it, then no one can’ logic to prove that it’s down? Dear god you’re fucking retarded.

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    • 1) They are both damned souls.
      2) There are only two types of “sexualities” – heterosexuals and damned souls. And there is only one type of brownie – the latter.

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      • Great, now your making me hungery for some chocolate brownies. :P

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      • So chocolate brownies are damned souls? Still delicious.

        Heterosexual, homosexual, pansexual, bisexual, asexual…like it or not, these people are 100% better then you. They have found and accepted themselves and are proud for it.

        Do you even know what an asexual is, Mr. Creeper Clown.

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        • An asexual is a damned soul. Love for God should be shared in a holy union between a man and a woman. And this holy union should produce children who then to carry on the word of the LORD! Asexuals only love themselves and thus they will burn in hell for all eternity.

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          • With over 7 BILLION people in this world, do we really need any more?

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          • You just made God sound as if he’s either the thrid wheel in a swinger couple or past of a threesome with a married couple.

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          • my sides are killing me! XD

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    • You are Friends with Alex, the DJ? *envy*

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  • I thought this article was going to be about Mexicans, but it turned out to be even WORSE! Honk, honk!

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    • How did you think it was about mexicans when the title says “Bronies” in it…Is “honk honk” the noise you make while groping the small boys you keep in your basement?

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      • Grow up!

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        • What a great comeback to my hurtful words…Not childish at all…The sarcasm’s a little heavy in here.

          I could say the same to you. Wash that damned make-up from your face and be an adult.

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        • You’re wearing make-up and you’re telling someone else to grow up? Clownboy, do you ever think?

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  • At first I laughed, then I realized you were being serious. I laughed harder.

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    • Half-life is a damned game.
      For damned souls.
      Just like My Little Pony.
      And the homo-gay agenda.
      YOU WILL ALL GO TO HELL FOR THIS

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    • that image… sounds like a PLAN! I’m going to use this for everything I do now

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  • I am making my own blog for personal uses and to discuss hating Christwire.
    FUCKK YEEESSSSSS

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  • This show is obviously part of Obamas homogay agenda.

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  • TANGLE BUDDIES

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  • FredtheFailLord FredtheFailLord

    So… Much… Butthurt!tumblr_lsv26dxBm71qafrh6.jpg

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  • That was…. beautiful.

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  • its quite humorous that there is no concrete evidence that God exists. Show Atheists that God exists, then you can mock us all you want

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    • And they better not give the bullshit excuse that “God’s splendor is in everything around us” that is not a valid argument

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      • Or that the bible is all the they need that god exists, I can write a book about how Key-Lime Pie being our only hope of survival, but that dosn’t make it true.

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        • yeah, i also find it humorous that all the “news posts” on this site that are against anything are just stereotypes, and how all there “collected data and facts” is just bullshit that they made up themselves

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    • God exists because I say so!

      besides, even if he wasn’t real, let me have my delusions.

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  • also guys, billy bob is just joking, he’s a total brony

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  • My Fellow Bronies, please stop replying to trolls. please

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  • Thomas Prettyhorses Thomas Prettyhorses

    All of you “Christians” responding to this article make me sick. You’re refusing to even consider that there are people that watch this show that are normal as a possibility, and THEN you go on to insult OUR intelligence?

    Because we don’t base our lives on textbook gender roles does not make us bad people or bad Christians. Furthermore, when prompted to justify the things you say, you stop replying. All this tells me is that either you’re doing this for simple amusement (trolling), or you really are dumb enough to make general statements that you find retrospectively impossible to defend.

    Dude, we’re kids watching cartoons. It has nothing to do with “Satan”, homosexuality, or bestiality. The Christwire “Christians” are literally asserting these things to have a foundation for their unrighteous judgments of others, and that is very un-Christian.

    How about y’all just grow up and tolerate the world? Not ALL of it is awash with evil 24/7. Jesus help you.

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  • Isn’t christwire satire though why are these people being assholes in the comments if it’s just satire

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    • sometimes I wonder. but then, I can’t imagine people being THIS stupid.

      if that were the case, then I don’t want to live on this planet anymore

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  • Of course, you are all part of the homo-gay agenda. My Little Pony is a show for imbeciles, reserved only for the insane gay, asexual pedobestiality maniacs. You will all go to hell for this. What is wrong with you all?

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  • rainbow_cupcakes_factory_by_laurathedragon-d4hctpd.png

    lets stop the hate, lets make beautiful rainbows and and tasty cupcakes

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  • GUYS! If Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie had a baby, they would name her/him Apple Pie !!

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  • Militant Negro Militant Negro

    What I just read makes you sound gayer than they said you were!

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  • Orbital Friendship Cannon is armed and ready! salute-486.png

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  • Here you can see the true nature of Bronies, someone should call the FBI and have them arrest these people, they are grooming children for sex with these pony orgies: http://pikachuxash.tumblr.com/

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