Christopher Hitchens is Dead. Praise The Lord!!!
As a Christian, I hate finding out that somebody has passed away, especially somebody unsaved. There is only one exception to this rule. If a participant in a War against me dies, I do not feel sorry for them.
This victorious feeling of not feeling sad for a combatant in the War of Good and Evil has happened today for me.
Christopher Hitchens, a leading Atheist and rather over-weight drug addict has finally found his way to Hell.
Hitchens, was a columnist and literary critic at The Atlantic, Vanity Fair, Slate, World Affairs, The Nation, Free Inquiry, and became a media fellow at the Hoover Institution in September 2008. (Everything I see listed there screams HOMOGAY)
I remember at one time liking his writings because he held nothing back and seemed to tell the truth in his article about Mother Teresa(a Catholic Cult Member) and Bill and Hillary Clinton (Both Adulterers). You can read about Bill Clinton’s sins here
Once this Great Country started falling under the weight of the Democratic Liberals, Atheists started crawling out of the woodwork like the cockroaches they are. God created America and Americans are his chosen people now. I know, I will hear the “Jews are the chosen people and Israel is the promised land” rhetoric, but the truth is, when the Jews killed Jesus, God chose a new group of more pure blood to be his Chosen People. Also, Israel was created by the French and British in the 60′s, so that place can’.t be the promised land.
Back to Mr. Hitchens the Atheist, This man supported both Salman Rushdie and the 9/11 attacks by calling himself a “Facist with an Islamic Face”.
Hitchens said that a person “could be an atheist and wish that belief in god were correct,” but that “an antitheist, a term I’m trying to get into circulation, is someone who is relieved that there’s no evidence for such an assertion.” (taken straight from a liberal news source called Wikipedia, the rest of the article is 100% true, but this might be fake).
The only real proof that this man was trying to start a Totalitarian Regime of Atheists is the fact that he was a British citizen, yes you read that correctly, BRITISH, until April 13th, 2007. Many American Atheists still actually believed his books for years before that though.
In conclusion, I’m sure that Christopher Hitchens has a very nice Suite in Hell( the torture will be the same, accommodations may be better though) for all the mentally challenged people that he has convinced to become Atheists. Only people with Mental Health issues could ever think there was no God.
Good Luck in Hell Mr. Hitchens, I’d send you some Evian Water, but I don’t know the address
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
12:08 pm
Did he play the Jabba Hut guy on starwars ?
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12:32 pm
I thought this guy was one of the most brilliant evangelical satirists around. His intellectual Atheist drag show sparked so many copy cats like “Friendly Atheist” and the Dawkins project.
He proved to many the axiom suggesting that it’s difficult to distinguish between parodies of Atheist or as he liked to say Anti-theist and genuine non-believers.
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3:53 pm
God he was hot, I wish I could have banged him before he went.
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4:33 pm
“As a Christian, I hate finding out that somebody has passed away, especially somebody unsaved.”
Bullshit, you laugh at them.
“There is only one exception to this rule. If a participant in a War against me dies, I do not feel sorry for them.”
Except you literally just got done saying ‘especially somebody unsaved’, meaning someone who isn’t a Christian, and you aren’t supposed to have exceptions anyway.
Bruce, admit that you’re just an unlikable bastard who hates humanity like the rest of your sick-fuck friends.
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6:04 pm
British an canadians are all horrible people. Good riddance to them all
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6:13 pm
Like your one to talk…
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6:15 pm
You are just really asking for it, bitch! You have absolutly no empathy toward anyone who is different(espceially against us canadians and our friends, the british). You would see all the innocent people burn for nothing, yet you call us horrible people?
You need to look in a mirror, and see that horrible person that you are.
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3:41 pm
I don’t know any British OR Canadian people who are more horrible than you. You’re nothing more than a disgrace of life.
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6:43 pm
Jessus died party at my house.
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11:12 pm
Great News.
All the enemies of Christ are doomed, listen to God’s Warning ATHEISTS ! If you people continue challenging God, YOU WILL BE DESTROYED
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12:33 am
And I’m willing to bet you’ll be dead and sent to Hell within a short period of time yourself.
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1:23 am
Your threats don’t scare me, God protects me from demons like you.
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1:32 am
I’m not threatening you, it’s a fact that you’re going to die. It’s just when is the question, but either way, you’re gonna go to Hell. God hates you.
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4:04 pm
You are incorrect, my friend! Our relationship with Jesus Christ offers us everlasting life! Honk, honk!
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10:19 pm
No, it’s going to send you into an eternal prison, one the likes you can’t even begin to imagine.
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3:50 pm
God hates those who bully and harrass his children. You are one of these bullies, and humans are God’s children.
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10:15 pm
I guess God decided to finally punish this sinner.
I can only wonder why it took so long, but it is not my place to question His methods.
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5:18 pm
Let his life and unfortunate fate (burning in hell for all eternity) serve as an example to all that one must place their trust fully in the Lord.
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5:22 pm
Oh man! Since this guy died and you say he’s going to burn in eternal hellfire, I totally believe on god now and shall walk the path of the lord!
No wait…Still don’t believe in god…Still an Atheist…You guys aren’t very good at your job
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5:23 pm
You’re just ever so giddy that an atheist died, aren’t you?
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