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Ever since the legendary Bob Cousey dominated the NBA, one thing is clear. Proper caucasians have a natural knack for the sport that other races of people tend not to have. Be it with blistery amazing passes, or unprecedented accuracy at the free thrown line, men like Larry Joe Bird, Bob Petit, Pistol Pete and Chris Mullen have shown that they have inherited the gifts first set in place by Dr. James Naismith to be dominant.
But how many times have we seen a Mexican NBA player? The only one I’ve ever heard of his Eduardo Najara and I am very suspicious that he may have had some Mayan or Aztec juices helping his game. How about Japanese? And before you say Xing Hiacha, that was actually a women and a Chinese! I know it’s hard to tell the difference but that’s just because you are a racist.
But even below all of these people, there are just one that do not have a knack for bball. Italians. Watch an episode of Jersey Shore and you will see that Italians like to eat fatty foods, get drunk at clubs and not have the discipline it takes to be a hearty NBA superstar.
Now there will be Italians out there who name some random people with a lick of Italian ancestry and try to claim it proves that Caucasians, followed by the Afros are not the greatest ball players based on statistics and general observation, but let this video prove the point. This is how science works.
Here we see an Italian named Danilo Gallinari is for some reason being allowed in the NBA, which stands for National Basketball Association. The word national means “America” and though we beat Italy down to our will during World War II, we never took over the country and had mercy on the poor Marios and let them keep the land.
Gallinari tries to make a layup to win a game, but fails. The Lakers are not even that good this year, being the underdogs against the likes of the Clippers. Yet we see Gallianari does not have the Cousey like poise and confidence it takes to nail a thrilling layup at the end of a game, to send the crowd wild. There are second grade girls at elementary schools who can hit this shot 20 times in a row in a game of horse. I’m being their last name is not Pastrami!
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2:12 am
if ppl wanna play basketball then let them play its not ur choice 2 choose who should and shouldn’t play
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11:57 am
I can’t watch the NBA anymore. It always looks like fried chicken night at the Apollo.
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12:50 pm
how exactly
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1:29 pm
You just don’t see many white people in the game and when you do, they come off Italian like this guy?
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4:19 pm
and that matters y
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1:55 pm
Fried chicken night at the Apollo is how the ‘million’ man march took origin.
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2:03 pm
Racist fuckers.
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2:23 pm
What’s racist about helping a people celebrate their favorite food? A cultural food for Mexicans are tamales and mole. For Arabs, baba ghanoush. Asians, tamagoyaki. So why is it so bad to say blacks like fried chicken and greens. These are cultural foods and have a great history in many black families. Denying this history means YOU ARE the racist.
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2:38 pm
Assuming that black people eat nothing but fried chicken is racist. Cover it up all you want, you just hate black people.
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2:41 pm
Who said black people eat NOTHING but fried chicken? I simply said it is a cultural food many black people enjoy and fried chicken is a staple in many black families. So are greens. Hamhocks in beans. “Chitlins”. There is a very good reason why these foods are staples in the black home, but you are too racist and wanting to play the enlightened liberal card to realize your ignorance on the subject.
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2:43 pm
Every time you bring up black people and food, you say they eat fried chicken and watermelons. It’s a stereotype that you’re assuming to be the absolute truth about black people, which is racist.
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2:46 pm
If we were to poll all the black people in America, I am very confident that they would consider fried chicken and watermelon as food that’s very common and accepted at black community gatherings. Every black church that I have attended, family reunion black friends have mentioned and other such functions always have fried chicken and quite often things like watermelon on the menu. Making a social observation and having it be true does not make it racist. Saying it is racist just makes you look like an idiot. Again, if I said Japanese people tend to eat rice and it plays a very important part in their culture, it would be true. But LN the hero of course claims “You’re racist1″ when the sociological trends prove opposite.
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2:55 pm
“If we were to poll all the black people in America, I am very confident that they would consider fried chicken and watermelon as food that’s very common and accepted at black community gatherings.”
And you’re confident in that because you’re a racist prick.
“Every black church that I have attended, family reunion black friends have mentioned and other such functions always have fried chicken and quite often things like watermelon on the menu.”
Going to one or two events and seeing those items does not mean that all others are like that.
“Making a social observation and having it be true does not make it racist. Saying it is racist just makes you look like an idiot. Again, if I said Japanese people tend to eat rice and it plays a very important part in their culture, it would be true. But LN the hero of course claims “You’re racist1″ when the sociological trends prove opposite.”
What’s racist is the fact that time and time and time again you’ve proven your hatred for people of other ethnicities or races. You blame black people for welfare and crime, you use stereotypes to describe each and every single black person, and you will be more than happy to take the side of a white man who’s in an argument with a black man, without even hearing the black man’s side of the story.
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3:20 pm
You’re being prejudiced against me. You cannot assume I will automatically side with a white man over a black without being prejudice. So practice what you preach, hypocrite.
You know what, I see that you are ignorant and racist. We’ll just have to agree to disagree on this one and just let it be. Black people tend to like fried chicken and greens; it is in their culture. Big deal. If you cannot accept that truth, we will just have to drop it and let’s just agree to disagree on that one.
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3:28 pm
So you’re running away like a little coward? Not surprising, you can’t back up anything else you say, you bastard.
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3:29 pm
I just don’t like trying to make rational conversations with bigots like you. You’re being anti-semitic and I don’t like it.
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3:32 pm
You’re the one who hates Jewish people, how the hell am I the one who’s antisemitic? And you don’t like arguing with someone who’s right, you’re nothing but a child who picks on those who can’t fight back and then runs away when someone does.
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3:35 pm
You’re anti-Semitic and deny me my ancestry. Is that you, Ahmadinejad?
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3:48 pm
And now you’re just being stupid.
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4:09 pm
“Denying this history means YOU ARE the racist.”
Yet you’re the one who, several years ago, vehemently argued that African and Haitian immigrants shouldn’t be allowed to retain bits of their culture and history by giving their children traditional names. Racist jackass.
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4:23 pm
You’re the worst revisionist I know. I remember that conversation and I simply stated that naming your kid “Standasia” and “Kikididkdialla’lamaria” is setting the stage for them to endure prejudice, bias and identity issues. Giving children names like “Chastity” or “Jennifer” is good. “Rottenvag” or “Pepsi Marijuana” (which is where that conversation started) is not a good thing. This is the same thing I said about the parents who named their child Adolf Hitler and were threatened to have the kid even taken away. Funny how you just leave that story out though, you damned liberal spinster.
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4:36 pm
“Sort of related here, I really hate it when the blacks pick out all those weird tribal names for their kids. Why can’t they just be normal with their naming? We fought for equality in this country for these types of things.”
“There are names, traditions and an identity unique to America, and every American should proudly embrace it and teach their children to do the same.”
“There’s nothing wrong with a parent teaching their kids that they are Americans and therefore have American names.”
“I don’t decide names, history decides name. Claire is normal and so is Adam, Clair’e-kweesha and Ada’lamar are not, see what I’m saying?”
“What I don’t love are racist people who try to tell me ‘their own culture’ is a good thing. I do not support divisive habits or traits.”
“Some people try to label certain behaviors as ‘black’. You see gang violence, inner-city drug use, pimps, prostitutes and death in certain communities. You see music that celebrates such things in ‘rap’.
Why is this labeled as being ‘black’ in America? It’s because perpetuated stereotypes, that kids from such backgrounds must act a certain way and be named certain things. They even use racial epithets to address one another. “Their own culture” indeed.
Until we stop these ignorant notions that there is an ‘urban black culture’, therefore urban blacks must abide by certain habits, we will have a very sad American state, my friend.”
“Black people are Americans; Christopher, Michael, Charles and Jane are all names for black people. They are names for white people. They are names for any other American; why? These names are traditionally American and hold no potentially divisive, separating context in relevance to our social culture.”
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4:42 pm
“You’re the worst revisionist I know. I remember that conversation and I simply stated that naming your kid “Standasia” and “Kikididkdialla’lamaria” is setting the stage for them to endure prejudice, bias and identity issues.”
I like how you’re now against the very reason you used to ‘prove’ that you ‘aren’t’ racist, and that would be ‘because of their culture’.
“Funny how you just leave that story out though, you damned liberal spinster.”
That was just one story out of how many others though? One couple tried to name their kid Adolph Hitler, tons of others are giving them names that you think are stupid and shouldn’t be called that.
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4:44 pm
I’ve yet to have seen a black person eat fried chicken.
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5:54 pm
Thanks for quoting me, Claire. My words are brilliant and true.
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5:56 pm
So are you admitting you’re a hypocrite Adam?
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6:07 pm
Idiot. My words prove my point. Black Americans should stick to American names.
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6:08 pm
Yet it’s apart of their culture to have those names. You can’t say that their names aren’t apart of their culture, yet stereotyping them as fried chicken-and-watermelon eating people and call that their culture.
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6:36 pm
“My words are brilliant”
Let us know when you’re ready to stop licking your own nutsack, okay dude?
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11:38 pm
wait so Adam hate diversity he wnat everyone to be american to be controleld by american and obediant to american ?? am I missing something ?
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11:46 pm
Are you saying that we must abandon originality and conform? Are you suggesting I, dare I say it, BUY A MAC?
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1:03 pm
Racist bastard.
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5:12 pm
Isn’t it funny when white liberals debate racism as if they know anything? I would imagine black folks don’t care if we say they love fried chicken because it’s a simple fact of our culture. Pembroke?
Anyway, if we were talking about Jews I’m sure Claire and Damien would be wailing their heads off like this was some wall in Jerusalem.
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5:15 pm
What’s wrong is that you bastards do nothing but use stereotypes to describe EVERY FUCKING PERSON ON THE PLANET aside from yourselves. THAT is part of what racism is, assuming that stereotypes are the truth.
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5:16 pm
You’re just a sensitive little guy, aren’t you Alan?
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5:21 pm
Why do you keep calling me different names, you fucking moron?
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5:35 pm
I wonder if you’d be so brave if you met me in an alley at midnight?
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5:37 pm
There’d be a knife going right through your throat you fucking pervert!
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5:40 pm
Pull up your pants first weirdo.
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5:43 pm
You’re fucking insane. First you want to meet me in a dark alley and now you’re hinting that you’d drop my pants, and you still call yourself a ‘good person’.
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6:39 pm
“You’re just a sensitive little guy, aren’t you Alan?”
Billings, would you like me to, once again, post some of your many temper tantrums?
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12:45 pm
I find Billings to be more amusing than anything, I see him as a small confused child.
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2:01 pm
And you still say you aren’t racist.
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4:41 pm
If you are going to be racist, at least get the stereotypes right, whites suck at basketball.
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5:14 pm
There you go. Just your average black folks eating fried chicken.
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10:15 pm
Jessie Jackson looks like he’s going to punch Obama for eating the last greasy leg! Oh my, oh my.
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10:33 pm
No, it’s 1 black guy eating chicken. 1 guy doesn’t determine every black person.
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10:53 pm
Where do you get these photos?
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12:26 am
The waffles and watermelon must be out of the photo.
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5:17 pm
I would go to the apollo if it were Fried CHicken night. I like fried chicken. YUM!
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6:17 pm
Alright. As a black man I got 2 things to say.
1) I loves me some fried chicken.
2) All you white people need to just stay the hell out of basketball. Us black folk got dis!
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12:42 pm
Isn’t it customary when near or under the basketball basket that the player leap up and forcibly throw the ball through the rim with excessive force? I believe that Michael Jordan fellow became famous for these maneuvers. Whatever became of him? He had great potential to become a fine player in the league if I remember correctly.
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1:03 am
He was decent but never matched the likes of Larry Bird, Steve Kerr or Danny Ainge.
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5:44 pm
And Detlef Schrempf.
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3:10 am
Dirk Nowitzki owes much his success to the struggle that Detlef went through to paving the road for Aryans to play in the NBA.
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5:42 pm
Italians are the Mexicants of the NBA.
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