Doctor Who Returns in Time to Ruin Christmas for Our White, Christian Children
It is no secret that England is a land of heathen, homogays who want nothing more than to take over America and rape our children. They have proved it time and again by begging us for help and in return giving back filthy, Ugly Whorelots. I would think that England, as the 51st State of America, would rejoice in the blessings we have bestowed on them and learn to follow our lead, but instead they have unleashed more pornographic filth upon our good, whit Christian children’s minds. This filth is a children’s show known as “Doctor Who”.
I recently reported on this horrifying new Children’s show, and you can read about it here. This new show has become more pornographic over the few years that it has aired, mainly due to the awful and unskilled writing of Stephan Moffat and Russell T. Davies. Couple that with the BBC’s lack of proper management and Anarchist World views, and you have a melting pot of pure horse excrement.
I received a copy of the newest episode of “Doctor Who”, which will air on Jesus’ birthday. After reviewing almost 7 minutes of this filth and vomiting in my mouth a few times, I had to turn it off, but I can sum it up for you and will even give you a sneak peek before it airs tomorrow( the BBC prohibits me from sharing video clips not previously released, but who cares about some fly-by-night TV station in the middle of nowhere).
The episode is called “The Doctor, The Widow and The Wardrobe”, an obvious play on the Satanic tomes of C.S. Tolkien. In this episode, Doctor Who returns to Earth on Christmas Day, which is apparently his favorite day, because he gets to convince children that he is Santa and has them sit on his “yule log”. He is re-united with his last companion, Amy Pond who is the sluttiest companion yet (as evidenced below)
Doctor Who, Amy Pond and her death-prone husband Rory commit the crime of “Home Invasion” and take over a castle in the middle of World War 2. They then bring unsuspecting children and helpless old women into the castle for Doctor Who to ravage with his “Sonic Screwdriver”. As if this wasn’t bad enough, he puts a giant blue box-type present in the Living Room and tells the kids not to touch it (knowing full well that they will). This blue box transports these children and one Alzheimer’s patient to a Winter Wonderland where a Tree-Person tries to help them escape from Doctor Who’s nefarious backside prodding and twaddle dallying, but Doctor Who finds them and chops down the tree-man and proceeds to ravage the young children and old lady in the most graphic sex scene since Twilight. The BBC says that this is teaching kids good morals and also about Sex Ed, but I just call it pornography.
Here is the cleanest portion of the advanced screening that I can share with you, however, this is still quite filthy, so ask all Women, Children and homosexuals to leave the room before viewing (Blacks may stay because they won’t understand it and love bright flashy things):
In conclusion, Parents should lock their cable or Direct TV boxes in the attic on Christmas Day (In case your kids have guessed the code on your parental block), and take your children to Church instead. I will be petitioning the Government to put strict rules on our new State of England’s broadcasting and hope to get this show banned.
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Author: Bruce Myron Danus
Years of Mental Gymnastics, and lots of love from Jesus has made this man realize he was not "Born this Way", but instead chose to be a Homogay until he met God and realized God doesn't make mistakes like a homogay.
9:23 pm
You are going to petition in AMERICA to get a BRITISH television show taken off the air.
Prissy, you get stupider and more xenophobic with each day.
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9:42 pm
L.N., I am petitioning America to ban America’s 51st State’s TV show. Get your facts straight before you comment here.
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9:45 pm
Great Britain will never become apart of America.
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9:47 pm
Liberal propaganda!
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9:49 pm
You’re not even making any sense right now.
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9:57 pm
I’m sorry Pembrock. Let me make it clearer for you. England is already America’s 51st State, therefore saying “Great Britain will never become apart of America.” is a bunch of Liberal Propaganda.
Did that clear it up? Stay in School, kiddo. You seem to need it more than others.
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10:01 pm
Last time I was in school Great Britain was it’s own country so try again dumbass. Please, show me proof to this so called “51 state”.
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10:53 pm
Still waiting.
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11:37 pm
I think you’ll be waiting forever Pebrocks. He can’t even spell your name, let alone find proof that Britain is a state of America.
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11:38 pm
he believe that the entire world belong to america so it’s kind of useless to actually make sense with him
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4:40 pm
Actually, it won’t. The cultures are too different, the military too strong, the negative backlash too great, the administration issues too big, and quite a few other things prevent the US from invading, or owning, the UK. That, and the fact that the government just doesn’t really care about anything besides elections anymore.
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12:09 am
Bruce
My great and beautiful country is not a part of America. It never has been and hopefully never will be. The day it is will be a tragic day for a once great country.
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7:36 am
a part, not apart. there is a critical difference in wording there
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11:29 pm
So Prissy apparently doesn’t know that Britain isn’t a state.
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9:55 pm
It is truly sad how far what was once the greatest Christian nation on Earth has turned away from Christ to go as far as to broadcast this filth. Soon enough God will smite England with an earthquake like He has to so many sinful countries lately. God bless you Brother Bruce and Merry Christmas!
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10:00 pm
America has the most sin I’ve seen so yeah….you’re screwed fatty.
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1:17 am
Didn’t you tell me not to make fun of that fat brony the other day? Now you are making fun of Felton for being tubby. Well arent you a hypocrite!!!
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1:24 am
I tend to forget what I say. I will try to post less hurtful things. Can you do the same for me?
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3:28 pm
I never post hurtful things.
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3:35 pm
I will post 10 examples of hurtful comments that you made if you want me to.
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3:49 pm
Go for it loser. I dont want to see anything about emos because they deserve it for all of the mean things they have said to me.
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4:10 pm
There’s one right there.
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12:16 am
Susan
Well done for disproving your own point by calling Pebrocks a loser. That takes a very special kind of stupid. You can’t judge a whole subculture on the actions of a few and also this row between you and emos was started by you insulting them.
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11:39 pm
so following your logic the next earthquake target will be … ah I know USA
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12:12 am
God doesn’t smite countries. Hasn’t done since the whole flooding the world thing with Noah. You know like he promised not to smite the earth or wipe out all the creatures of the earth because of mankind. Then created the Rainbow as a reminder of his promise.
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7:43 am
and then, the Sonic Rainboom and later, the Atomic Rainbomb
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12:12 am
Bruce, Dear Bruce,
Years of beening a Homogay must have taken its toll on you. The selling of your ass to pay for your drug habbit has make you very unstable. Even posts like these clearly show that you dont know right from wrong.
If you really value God, stop this rubbish. Dr who can be fixed by turning the TV off. – Yes it is a made up story, played by actors.
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10:36 am
You are obviously an English Homogay. Please refrain from commenting on my articles or any others that are not written by your kin.
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12:19 am
Nothing said by Second son of God betrays a sexual preference or a nationality. Please refrain from assuming you make your self seem like an idiot.
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7:44 am
nope, Timelords are real, just ask me! I know all about The Doctor
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6:39 am
Your pornographic and hairy avatar should be removed quickly as well.
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12:13 am
Only 1 TV show from 20, is any good from England.. True story. It has to do with extremely ugly people. L.N. would relate.
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1:18 am
She is very ugly.
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7:45 am
YO MOMMA
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12:23 am
Most British TV shows are actually really good. It has to do with well written scripts and great directing. Plus England has about the same percentage of attractive people as every other place in the world it all depends on personal preference.
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2:27 am
Don’t worry. This show won’t have much staying power. In six months, when someone says “Doctor Who?” The answer will be “Exactly.” None the less, it’s short run will no doubt send a few more souls to the Lake of Fire.
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12:25 am
After 48 years on the air I think you are greatly mistaken.
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3:14 am
Well, as this show is not even near relatively new(as my grandfather, who is a Jehovah’s Witness watched it, and the man is in his 70′s.) And the clip that you linked us was a fan-made CARTOON of the real thing, I see nothing abnormal about it. As for the pictures, well, if you don’t like seeing things on the internet, I would advise you to click the little red “X” up in the corner and kindly shut the fuck up. And another thing; When the hell has England been a state? It’s a country in EUROPE!! Not a state at all…Dumbass…
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5:01 am
England became the 51st State of America in 2003. Please read up on your History.
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2:17 am
You are a dumbass. England never has and never will be a State. It’s a fucking country. Go fucking Google it.
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2:22 am
Jessey, please watch your language when speaking to a member of our church.
With love,
Susan
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2:26 am
Fuck off you hag. I’ve seen the nasty comments you leave other people. I’ll speak however I damn well please to WHOM ever I damn well please.
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12:27 am
Bruce
As a life long British citizen and living in England in 2003 I distinctly remember that NOT happening
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6:41 am
Here is a current World map, please look closely and learn the different sections of the World:
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8:45 am
Bruce
As you have had problems with the length of my replies in the past I shall keep this short.
You are an idiot. That isn’t a real map it is a map that mocks Ronald Reagan and his world view. The caption “The World According to Ronald Reagan” is a bit of a give away.
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3:17 am
And the show was orignaly made to teach children science and history. So shove it.
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5:12 am
“orignaly” Os this another Heathen, Homogay English word? We speak American here. If you meant, “Originally”, This show has been a filth-festt since it was created in 2005. The BBC even hired a proven Child Molester named David Eccelston to play “Doctor Who”, just to get a bigger reaction out of God fearing people. The flamboyant David Tennant was next and his gayness made him be hired for only crappy movies in America. Now there is a truly flaming man named Matt Smith on the show. He is so disgusted by females, tat even when his “wife” reveals herself to him, he can’t believe that he would ever marry a woman.
Please research the show like I have, before making an asinine comment here, Thank you. Moron.
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12:18 pm
So you bitch about ONE typo in that person’s sentence, and then proceed to botch the sentence that bitched about it, along with fucking up the sentence that was after the next, then capitalize ‘child molester’ for no reason, then you not only get the first name wrong, but you even misspell the last name of the actor. Here’s a list of your typo’s in one fell swoop:
Os (do you mean ‘oh, is’? Because “Os” is not a real word)
Heathen, Homogay (neither of which are proper nouns, nor are either one of them at the beginning of a sentence)
festt (you added an extra t)
Child Molester (again, neither are proper nouns or at the beginning of a sentence)
David Eccelston (first name is wrong completely and the last name is misspelled)
tat (you mean ‘that’?)
And you didn’t even get the character’s name right. If you actually watched Doctor Who, you’d know his name is just the Doctor. You still want to claim you researched this show? What, does ‘research’ in your head mean ‘do lines of coke off your boyfriend’s ass’? (let’s face it, we all know you’re gay, just admit it) Because that would explain why some of you nit-wits think Blizzard made Skyrim.
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2:21 am
Thank you L.N. Praise for you! And I couldn’t remember how to spell it so I went with how I thought it was spelled. I missed one damn “l”.
And the show’s been around a hell of a lot longer than that. There are 12 seasons as of this year and began in 1963, Bruce. You are a pompous ass who can’t be bothered to spell your sentances properly. At least I try….
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9:09 am
My “sentances” are spelled just fine. L.N. and yourself just want to nit-pick and call me out about the TRUTHS in my article. You are both hateful shrews.
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11:45 pm
If I’m a hateful shrew then you’re a complete dumbass. Your point?
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12:48 am
Bruce
There are very few truths in your article. L.N and Jessey are far from nit-picking. You are the bigger hateful shrew.
“Doctor Who” is 48 years old.
Christopher Eccleston (not David Eccelston) was the ninth person to play the Doctor and has never been accused of being a child molester, until you called him one but that doesn’t count, let alone proven to be one.
David Tennant is not gay in fact he is engaged to Georgia Moffett.
Matt Smith. Again not gay. Was dating Daisy Lowe and there are rumours that they may get back together.
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5:55 am
When proof is given,why do you still yell at us? Do You hate Jesus that much?
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12:18 pm
You’re the one who hates Jesus, Prissy.
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2:24 am
No, I don’t hae Jesus. Just asshole like you who like to think they’re better than everyone and that they need to shove their religion down everyone else’s throat.
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4:08 am
what Jesus has to do with you Jesus was not hating anyone compared to you
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4:29 pm
I’m just going to ignore the utter idiocy of this atricle and ask about your title.
Why “White, Christian children”? Why not simply ‘Christian children’?
Racist ass.
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4:30 pm
And before I get slaughtered, I meant to say *article.
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6:31 pm
I can’t believe how often I have to type this, I AM NOT A RACIST. Why do you weirdos keep saying that???
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4:05 am
You are a Racist prove me the opposite
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12:05 am
Bruce Danus
Maybe because you are a racist? Phrases like “Blacks may stay because they won’t understand it and love bright flashy things” work against your “I AM NOT A RACIST” claims.
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9:24 pm
Is this that stargate show where they beam up the gays?
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2:27 am
No different show entirely.
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3:24 am
Yes August, they walk through a big circle that looks like water and get beamed to where they were thinking about. This show causes children to fantasizes about time-travel and masturbation. It is evil.
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5:24 am
Thank you for clearing that up Author Bruce. PC4U
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5:32 pm
Those are the “Stargate” shows. Completely different to “Doctor Who” Neither cause children to fantasise about masturbation.
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1:18 am
They might cause children to fantasize about masturbation. You never know.
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7:51 am
I cause children to fantasize about Masturbation
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7:57 am
they have to learn eventually. can’t have these Christian children running around.
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5:24 pm
No the shows with a Stargate are as follows:
Stargate SG1
Stargate Atlantis
Stargate Universe
See the pattern? They all have Stargate in the name.
This article is about Doctor Who.
Neither shows are about “beaming up” anyone let alone gays. The show you could be thinking of where characters get beamed up and down is Star Trek. But again doesn’t strictly have anything to do with homosexuality
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1:21 am
When did Britian become part of our great land? Did we move in and take it over when these godless perverts set fire to the place last year. Did they burn it down? I am so confused.
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4:44 pm
The real question is when did America become “great”?
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12:01 am
The answer is never
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1:19 am
We used to be great, then the internet was created.
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8:00 am
we used to be great like Great Britain. Then we took an arrow in the knee
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4:26 pm
This is what happens to a country that legalizes the sick Gay lifestyle.
If we dont stop these freaks, our TVs are going to be filled with childrape sodomy shows 24/7.
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11:57 pm
It is no secret that you know nothing about England. It is STILL predominantly a Christian country. It is not filled with homosexuals. It may be more accepting of people regardless of their sexuality than America but it can still be homophobic at time. The last thing England wants is to take over America. That would make us responsible for the rubbish you do. We are not paedophiles. England has never begged America for help. To fixate on Adele’s appearance is wrong. We are not an American State. Hopefully never will be. The day England becomes part of America is the day I leave never to return. Doctor Who is far from Pornographic. It is a kid’s show for god’s sake. On the BBC, a network that over here in the UK, is quite often mocked for being too PC and bland at times.
Doctor Who is far from new. If you take it from the very first episode back in 1963, which you should the newer episodes follow on directly from the original ones, around 48 years ago. That’s far from new. If you take it from when it continued in 2005 after a rather long break, that is still 6 years ago it is still passed the point of being “new”. Stephan Moffat and Russell T. Davies are both highly skilled screen-writers. Doctor Who is not becoming more and more pornographic. If anything it is becoming less and less dark.
Yes, the title is probably a play on “The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe” but that book is far from Satanic. At its core it is a book about good vs evil and guess what. Evil looses. None of the books in the Chronicles of Narnia are actually Satanic. I’ve read them all and nothing that could be remotely considered as praise for Satan exists within their pages. Also C.S. Tolkien didn’t write them. It was C.S. Lewis. Why do the people on this site NEVER get the Author’s name correct? The Doctor is not a paedophile.
Neither Amy Pond, the character, or Karen Gillan, the actress who plays her, can be considered slutty. That picture is not of the character Amy Pond, it is possibly part of a photo-shoot, and is actually quite tastefully taken. Not evidence of anything besides how attractive Karen Gillan is. Also Amy Pond isn’t in the episode until the last 5 minutes if that. Nor is Rory, who died once, hardly makes him death-prone.
The Episode takes place in a stately home rather than a castle. The female character you refer to as “old woman” is a MOTHER of two youngish children at her oldest I’d say mid 40′s and she is played by the actress Claire Skinner who was born in 1965. That makes her 46, which is far from old age here in 2011. You clearly refuse to accept we aren’t in this decade of acceptance preferring a more xenophobic, racist, sexist and homophobic decade like the early 1900′s. Again the doctor isn’t a paedophile. He doesn’t sexually assault anyone in that or any episode.
The tree-people are not chopped down by the doctor. The doctor fears that the tree-people are trying to harm the children and their mother, who is not old, so tries to save them. It is entertainment. Any morals taught are unintentional and it does definitely not contain anything about sexual education.
Well done for including a link to what appears to be a Family Guy spoof of the television show. Not only is that video not from Doctor Who it has nothing to do with the episode in question. And casual racism thrown in to your warning as well as sexism and homophobia I see. Well done.
Your government has no say about how my country runs itself you xenophobic idiot. A petition will do nothing you believe it will do. England isn’t an American State thankfully. The show will not be banned.
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8:57 am
How do you kids say it on the Interwebs? “It was Too Long I couldn’t read it all”. That seems like a lot to type for something that was too long to read. What is wrong with you kids today???
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4:56 pm
The internet (who says interwebs seriously? Apart from my dad who does it to be annoying no one I know has ever said that) phrase you are looking for is tldr. Stands for Too Long Didn’t Read.
As for too long. Your article was 590 words. My response was slightly longer I admit at a whopping 659. It is a whole 109 words longer. Shocker.
659 words is nothing. It is hardly a lot to write. At most that reply took me 10 minutes to write.
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6:46 am
If a comment is longer than an article, it is most certainly a “TLICRAOT” or for you non-Interweb savvy people, “too long I couldn’t read all of that”, comment. Short is sweet.
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6:46 am
Unless short=midget, then it is pure Evil.
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8:51 am
OK then Bruce. If short is indeed sweet I shall break my comment down so you can understand it.
Doctor Who is not pornographic.
Actors involved in the show aren’t paedophiles or sluts.
C.S. Tolkien isn’t an author.
Claire Skinner is not old.
THE UNITED KINGDOM IS NOT A PART OF AMERICA.
You are an idiot
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8:52 am
Oh yes and small people are not evil.
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4:00 pm
The USofA produced “Lost in Space”. Why does the world need another sci fi series?
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5:38 pm
Because there are an almost infinite number of possibilities. What with it being sci-fi. Also “Lost in Space” was not the earliest sci-fi series nor is it the best.
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8:10 am
Dude, the whole world isn’t spinning around the USA. It’s a country like other countries.
The whole “Why does the world need something else if the US already have it” doesn’t make any sense. Some guy in another country had an idea and decided to make a movie or show about it, because he thinks it will be fun/great/interesting. And it’s a legitimate idea. It just brings more diversity to the world. What’s wrong with that ?
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8:53 am
Fun and Diversity are great when used responsibly, just like Alcohol, but when taken to the extreme, as we have done in America, it is not longer fun or enjoyable, it is criminal. Letting a person (and I use that term lightly) from Britain, write a TV show and promoting his Heathen, Gay Sex Agenda over the Airwaves is not fun or diverse, It is just awful. This show should be banned and only the help of our 51st State of England will cause it to happen because Obama doesn’t listen to what America actually wants, he has his own nefarious agenda.
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5:08 pm
Fun and diversity are always great. It is never criminal.
America has no control over Britain. You don’t “let” us and our writers do anything. This is because you have NO control over us.
Doctor Who doesn’t promote a “Heathen, Gay Sex Agenda”. The show has no such agenda. It is purely for entertainment.
ENGLAND IS NOT AN AMERICAN STATE WE ARE INDEPENDENT FROM YOUR COUNTRY. FOR THIS I AM GRATEFUL.
That a short enough reply for you to be able to read or is it too long? I can shorten it down to you’re an idiot if that makes it easier for you.
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6:48 am
“TL;DR”
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8:54 am
OK Shorter version then.
BRUCE IS AN IDIOT.
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9:16 am
TL;DR
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9:36 am
BRUCE = IDIOT
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9:37 am
That short enough for you?
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3:04 am
Bruce, you’re an idiot. Live with it. And England is NOT a state. It’s a country(Guess what, I’m still IN school, therefore I hear EVERYTHING NEW ABOUT THE DAMN MAPS!) If anything had changed, I’m sure my HISTORY teacher would have informed us about it. You are a dumbass who refuses to listen to reason.
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10:13 am
…Bruised, you’re a dumbass.
Obama = President of the USA.
Queen Elizabeth II = Queen of England.
David Cameron = Prime Minister of England.
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just does not belong…
Also, if anything, America should be part of Britain, not the other way around! The British, the French, and the Vikings all discovered North America at some point. The Vikings left before the British and French got there, and the two new arrivals fought over the land. In the end, the French and the British co-operated to create Canada. Meanwhile, the USA revolted against Britain, and they had a war. Now, the USA did win, but they never conquered Britain. Not then, not in 2003, never. Also, you’re a racist, sexist, possibly pedophilic individual who should have never been born!
Oh, and if you pull a tl;dr, I WILL bitch slap you.
P.S. HOORAY FOR NECROPOSTING!!!!
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