God is on a holy rampage the week before the holy savor’s birth! Kim Jong Il, strike down! Check!
Lil’ Kim whore temptress sizzling in hell! Check! President Perry closer to saving us from the Muslim illegal. Check! Billy Jon Bon Jovi dead. Check!
But even in the midst of all these demon mongers being strucked down by God, his work is still not done. What can make God angrier than a communist who builds nukes against America’s will, a fanny shaker who tempts men to “M” themselves in abortive sins, a sable Moore without a birth certificate and a cat eyed demon rocker!
It says in the Bible, gays are a great stench unto the Lord our God so what city can be more reverse tweety geeter fecal pie rot foul than the scents of San Francisco wafting in the holy nostrils of our Lord and Savior!
Behold God’s power, homo America!
Whammo! You can only wish Tim Tebow was there to save you from this great plague! God has, blotted out the lights of mankind in the middle of the night, you can see he lets only the Sun Shine! It’s a midnight sun apocalypse! Look at the fans at Sodomy Bay tremple in fear! That is a microcosm! Microcosm means a little warning of big things to come!
The sun is only 4234 Calvin! That is hot enough to sear your face off 50 light years away! But rest assured, the sun feels like Antartica polar bear gay boy time dive compared to what waits for you in hell! Calvin doesn’t even exist on Satan’s rectal thermometer! The only temperature is ETERNAL PAIN AND SUFFERING AND GAYS SHALL SUFFER MOST!
Don’t you dare try to call me a bigot for preaching the truth, you liberal soothsayers.
This microcosm means God will blot out all lights in America becames we have not outlawed Gay’s marriage! We live in a nation where a man can pepperoni twiddle another man in Satan’s intestinal hot pocket and think it is all normal! Two clamdabbling lesbians can walk their hairy legs into a ring store and by a groom’s set of rings! What sort of perversion have we become, America!
Oh my anger grows nigh and God’s wrath spills from the heavens! It is no coincidence that this blackout occurred right at 12:13. There is a Bible verse of 1 Kings 15: 12 -13 which reads as such!
12And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
13And also Maachah his mother, even her he removed from being queen, because she had made an idol in a grove; and Asa destroyed her idol, and burnt it by the brook Kidron.
In verse 12, the modern Sodomites are the residents of San Francisco and every other Sodomy Megalopolis in America! God is going to remove your idols, gays! Why do you think Bon Jovi died today! Look out Elton John! Look out Andy Biersacks! Look at George Michael! God is striking down homos and gay bowel disease is only way nasty bob away for all of you!
How can you not see this great powerful display of God and not want to go find the nearest woman and marry her, then have the female’s gift of mankind all for yourself you sicko colon coddlers!