God Causes Blackout at San Francisco 49ers Game, Gays to Blame
God is on a holy rampage the week before the holy savor’s birth! Kim Jong Il, strike down! Check!
Lil’ Kim whore temptress sizzling in hell! Check! President Perry closer to saving us from the Muslim illegal. Check! Billy Jon Bon Jovi dead. Check!
But even in the midst of all these demon mongers being strucked down by God, his work is still not done. What can make God angrier than a communist who builds nukes against America’s will, a fanny shaker who tempts men to “M” themselves in abortive sins, a sable Moore without a birth certificate and a cat eyed demon rocker!
Gays!
It says in the Bible, gays are a great stench unto the Lord our God so what city can be more reverse tweety geeter fecal pie rot foul than the scents of San Francisco wafting in the holy nostrils of our Lord and Savior!
Behold God’s power, homo America!
The San Fran gays named their unholy Sodomy Coliseum the "Candlestick Park", a homoerotic euphamism for "Hi, Charlie, come park your twaddle dangle right in my backside garage!" Well, now darkness is over the park and the gays tremble in fear and sashay in confusion!
Whammo! You can only wish Tim Tebow was there to save you from this great plague! God has, blotted out the lights of mankind in the middle of the night, you can see he lets only the Sun Shine! It’s a midnight sun apocalypse! Look at the fans at Sodomy Bay tremple in fear! That is a microcosm! Microcosm means a little warning of big things to come!
The sun is only 4234 Calvin! That is hot enough to sear your face off 50 light years away! But rest assured, the sun feels like Antartica polar bear gay boy time dive compared to what waits for you in hell! Calvin doesn’t even exist on Satan’s rectal thermometer! The only temperature is ETERNAL PAIN AND SUFFERING AND GAYS SHALL SUFFER MOST!
Don’t you dare try to call me a bigot for preaching the truth, you liberal soothsayers.
This microcosm means God will blot out all lights in America becames we have not outlawed Gay’s marriage! We live in a nation where a man can pepperoni twiddle another man in Satan’s intestinal hot pocket and think it is all normal! Two clamdabbling lesbians can walk their hairy legs into a ring store and by a groom’s set of rings! What sort of perversion have we become, America!
Oh my anger grows nigh and God’s wrath spills from the heavens! It is no coincidence that this blackout occurred right at 12:13. There is a Bible verse of 1 Kings 15: 12 -13 which reads as such!
12And he took away the sodomites out of the land, and removed all the idols that his fathers had made.
13And also Maachah his mother, even her he removed from being queen, because she had made an idol in a grove; and Asa destroyed her idol, and burnt it by the brook Kidron.
In verse 12, the modern Sodomites are the residents of San Francisco and every other Sodomy Megalopolis in America! God is going to remove your idols, gays! Why do you think Bon Jovi died today! Look out Elton John! Look out Andy Biersacks! Look at George Michael! God is striking down homos and gay bowel disease is only way nasty bob away for all of you!
How can you not see this great powerful display of God and not want to go find the nearest woman and marry her, then have the female’s gift of mankind all for yourself you sicko colon coddlers!
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Author: Abe
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11:08 pm
You are slowly losing your mind Abe with each Article. Next one might say “Solar eclipse caused by gays!*
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4:35 am
Gay are Gay, Religion to Blame!
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11:46 pm
Fine, I won’t call you a bigot for saying the truth…I’ll call you a bigot because your a gucking BIGOT!
Also, Lil Kim and Jon Bon Jovi are still alive…
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1:23 am
those verses do fit these times so well
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5:18 am
Lik Kim: Alive.
Jon Bon Jovi: Alive.
Perry President: False. He isn’t.
Gays are not to blame. You are. God is angry with the religious who hate people in his name, and he is finally beginning to show it.
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5:28 am
Lil Kim.
I HATE THIS TABLET KEYBOARD!
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10:52 pm
Wait, so, I’m the one to blame for the blackout?!?!
SWEET!!! 
I swear Susan, Abe, & the rest of these hypocritical idiots who write these articles are so freaking stupid… -.-’ Yu guys actually make my day every time I come back… Congratz, yu just make a BISEXUAL girl laugh… 
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4:07 am
ummm i watched the game and yes im a girl and they said something was broken and if god really did a black out cause of gays then i would be one of the reason he did lol the stuff you people write makes me laugh because some of the stuff you so called christians say doesnt even make sense o i would be a cause becasue in bisexual so congrat to showing me how funny you people really are and susan you can call me emo or a ”homgay” all you want but just be ready for what i reply back same thing goes for your little frinds there
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3:44 am
The articles I have seen so far which were written by this guy,(by Abe I mean) have proven to be just bullshit; not only he does not have any proofs for what he says, he also comments on things he has no clue about. Of course that if God wanted to give us any sign that we are doing sth wrong, he/she would surely not give that sign about a football game (or, at least, he/she´d tell us about it, right?)And, besides that, this guy, Abe, or whatever he is, (I don´t care), is condemning homosexual people.. ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!! FOR EVERYTHING THAT FUCKING HAPPENS IN THIS DAMNED WORLD!!!!!!!!! Just as a reminder, because I know you know, Isn´t OUR God, a God that loves all of us, no matter what? and forgives us? Do you really think, Abe, that our God is judging people because of their sexual orientation?? What God wants is that we love each other!! No matter what!!! I think that you should be more open minded and not judge, or talk, without knowing.
toma, por wacho atrevido, te confundiste conmigo
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4:00 am
oh, Iam sorry I haven´t introduced myself, I am a Christian, A REAL CHRISTIAN; unlike ALL YOU; and you are… ( I still don´t know your fucking name) oh yeah, I know! …Fucking morons? …. yeah. I thought so. tTank you for letting that silence complete my statement, fucking bastards, ..or morons, whatever you want to call yourselves! (I mean, that´s completely up to you, among these choices: Morons, fucking bastards, supid ass shits, motherfuckers, just-shits, bastards, fucking bastards..etc) well, .. you know, you have plenty of names to choose from! let me know which one is!!!! so next time you publish a BUUUULShit like this, I´ll know how to call you, then. Right? Are we on right terms, then?
and why not? trying to think that OUR GOD could be a GIRL may be? oohh, I know, I have just remembered that you were FUCKING MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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