God Smacks Euro Down to $1.30
Look at those numbers and behold God’s power! The Euro is a scumbag currency created to rob America of our BIRTHRIGHT as the world’s lone superpower!
It was only 70 years ago when the dirty Euro savages crawled over here on bent knee, begging America to shine God’s wrath down upon a beast known as Adolf Hitler! The Europeans and their weak economies could not stand against the simple machinations of the German people.
Like a father helping his meth addict son, America loned money to the Europeans. We even fought their battles for them and shed our blood. What thanks do we get. Nothing!
The Europeans gave birth to Israel right in the middle of angry Arabs, and then abandoned the child nation. Like old, rich grandparents, we took the child under our wing of protection while our meth headed son still went out and started other trouble.
And so history has pervaded. Europe destroying the world and America trying to set their wrongs right. But then, out of nowhere, Europe gave us the ultimate insult. Just ask any parent of a druggie: they robbed us to continue our habit.
Europeans are no good bastards for trying to combine their moneys into one in order to weaken the dollar. And we’ve suffered. We did not expect that our ‘allies’ would join with Russia, China, Japan and even the Arabs to weaken the USD, but they did. And now again, they are paying the price.
Their EU stands to fall. War is brooding in their countries. Islamic nationals can commit terror at any time. And where do you think these dimwitted druggies will one again crawl? You guessed it. This time, though, I say we let God finish teaching them a lesson they will never forget.
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Author: Abe
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2:58 am
Compared to the American dollar, the “Euro” is like the peso of monopoly money.
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9:51 am
I think we are seeing God’s mighty wrath against homosexuality in financial currency markets. Allow me to explain.
Between 1634 and 1637, the Netherlands (then called the United Provinces) saw the rise and fall of many fortunes due to an intense period of tulip trading. The eventual crash of the Dutch financial markets involved the wild overvaluation of certain types of tulips that were used as currency or ‘Florins’.
Fast forward to the 1980′s. FTD (Florist’s Transworld Delivery), a provider of international floral delivery, used a common currency exchange mediate also called the ‘Florin’ to streamline exchange rate calculations for purchases. The Florist’s currency model was used to develop the Euro using the same principals. The idea was to make international commerce easier with a single exchange currency.
Who came up with the idea for a single currency? – Gay Florist.
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12:48 am
A gay man is partly responsible for the success of America winning the Revolutionary War.
Gonna say that things that are completely unrelated to homosexuals are related to them now? Of course you will, you’re a dumb ass bitch who refuses to stay in her kitchen and shut the hell up.
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7:40 am
And yet the great British pound grows stronger against the US dollar. And the good old pound is still the strongest currency in the world.
Also, the Euro is still stronger than the dollar, because you need to pay $1.30 for one Euro.
American currency is worthless here. In fact, for USA money, you couldn’t even buy the paper required to print it over here. LOSERS!
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