• God Strikes Down Woman For Enjoying 12 Minute Lesbian Premarital Orgasm

    December 9, 2011 2:01 am 43 comments

    The onus of judgment is a tough one for men to carry out.  Ever since the dawn of time, man has been required to rule women with a gentle hand and gentler ‘tap’ when they get out of line.  And at times, the onus of judgement rests in the loving hands of God himself.

    Today’s case resulted in the death of a Brazilian woman named Bianca Bezerra.   This young woman was only vivacious 21-years-of-age, an age where a woman should have a lifetime of joy and happiness in marriage in her future.  But this young woman violated the purpose of her body and was judged for it.

    Witnesses to the account say that at approximately 2:03 last night, Bezerra engaged in an act of premarital carnality and to make matters worse, she did it with a woman.  This double whammy likely caught God’s eye, disgusting him in a way that only women who would dabble with each other’s musky sea clams would do.

    According to reports, the woman ‘went into a trance and had a prolonged orgasm for 12 minutes.  Then, she immediately died.  The doctors who received Bianca at the hospital she was rushed to ruled that the cause of death was:  “continuous lesbian orgasm of 12 minutes”. SOURCE

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    “She strongly held the mattress with her nails, opened her mouth in the form of ‘O’, and her eye pupils were spinning around in circles as if they were loose inside her eyes,” said the lesbian who was present during the tragedy.

    “She strongly held the mattress with her nails, opened her mouth in the form of ‘O’, and her eye pupils were spinning around in circles as if they were loose inside her eyes,” said the lesbian who was present during the tragedy.

    The friend in this case stated that she ‘became concerned’ when she noticed her ‘partner’ had stayed in the same position for ten minutes.

    Likely focused on unleashing her passions in a moment of tensed ecstasy, the friend watched Bianco remain in the same position, eyes rolling around like John Mayer, mouth open and ‘screaming loudly’.  After twelve minutes, the friend finally ran out and requested an ambulance.

    While this story is sad, it should serve as a warning to all lesbians.  Lesbianism is a sick lifestyle.  Why would a woman want to put her mouth and have canibal caviar delight time in a place meant to store children.  It is just perverted.

    How can playing harmonica Sally on your ‘partner’s’ reproductive area be anything but deranged?  Do you really think that nature intended for such things to take place, that humanity has progressed and evolved in point-forward manner from creation for the energy of life to be wasted on empty feelings of puppy love?

    And that is right.  Lesbians are not capable of loving one another.  Just like two wayward teenagers who think they have fallen in love at summer camp, lesbian couples are just in a puppy love trance.  There cannot be true emotions or attachment between two women, it just does not work that way.  Our bodies are not wired to truly feel a connection.  There is lust.  And lesbians do lust. This friend was so concentrated on getting her jollies that she did not stop the act of lesbianism immediately.

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