Heaven Weeps, Gays Are to Blame (And Obama Lesbian Letter)
Want to know how to make God and Heaven Weeps? Here are the ingredients:
Two Helpings of Lesbians
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1 sugar sprinkle of congratulatory magic Kenya with Uncle Tom’s watermelon grin
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And that is the tragic story today my friend. Our Lord and his angels are all up in heaven weeping, because for the first time ever an American ‘president’ has congratulated a gay marriage couple and wished them good luck.
Sure, God could have heated up a meteor by throwing it through the Sun and making the Sodomy Megalopolis of New York his catcher’s mitt. God could have made the clouds turn into giant tsunamis like he did in Alabama yesterday, and made the flood waters only drown the sassy breathed lungs of every gay. But he didn’t. He was so sad that today all we can find is that heaven weeps.
Here is the photo evidence Saint Peter will be using when he revokes Obama’s admission to heaven and he says “WHITE SOULS ONLY!”. Obama will try to claim Christians are racist for not letting him in, but that’s when heaven’s lawyers will present this piece of evidence WHERE OBAMA WROTE A LETTTER AND CONGRATULATEDE TO TONGUE CONDLING FLICK LICK LESBIAN CLAMDABBLERS!
GUILTY! IT IS A TICKET TO HELL!
- Sinful
- Suspicious
- Scared
- Sad
- Amused
- Laughing Out Loud
Author: Abe
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6:18 pm
What the fuck is wrong with you ?? You know what? Abe means monkey in danish. Maybe that’s what’s wrong with you.
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6:23 pm
I really don’t care for this article, but that first picture is really hot.
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11:56 pm
Satire really isn’t your strong suit, is it?
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7:04 pm
he just said he dont care and the first pic is Indeed hot
where did he find it ?
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6:32 pm
Where in that letter did it say it was to a Lesbian couple? Not that there’s anything wrong with Lesbian couples, but there is absolutely NO proof it’s actially to a lesbian Couple.
I mangaged to say “Lesbian Couple” 3 times in this comment…Oh wait, now it’s 4.
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7:06 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5zsxfhAh6Q
Rock on.
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7:59 pm
That has to be one of the best links I’ve clicked on, that was an awesome song!
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8:48 pm
I hate girl on girl action. Sometimes I cant sleep and its all that is on the television late at night.
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8:51 pm
What kind of channels are you watching at night?!
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8:56 pm
I have the Directv package, I flip through sometimes. Its all girs gonee wild and late nite cinemax.Last night they had a show where two girls were in jail, and the female guard shwed them the path to sinful love. It was sick.
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8:57 pm
You know you can avoid those channels right?
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9:00 pm
I still havent been able to block BET, starsBLK, or logo.
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9:02 pm
Really? You wanna block BET and starsBLK? You don’t find that at least a little bit racist?
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9:40 pm
Those channels are racist. Not me.
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10:32 am
They aren’t racist… They made with Black people as their demographic. You just don’t want to look at Black people huh?
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8:52 pm
So what you are telling us that you are gay? I knew it.
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8:56 pm
No, not gay.
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9:44 pm
This doesn’t make sense to me. You say you’re not gay yet you don’t like girl on girl….
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9:49 pm
I don’t like it because it is wrong. In college my girlfriend and I often had experimentations with her sorority sisters and female teammates, the physical pleasure was fleeting, but the damage done to my soul was deep. Pretty soon 2 girls want enough; it had to be three then 4. Thank heavens the fellowship lead me back to the one true way.
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9:52 pm
This is why Christianity should have never been made. It takes the fun out of everything and turns all the men gay women beaters.
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1:54 pm
You are gay, August, you just won’t admit it.
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7:07 pm
I knew it August is Indeed Gay
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10:48 pm
August Weisz: I am a married lesbian, raising my well rounded, academically superior, loving son to love all, not to judge and to walk proud. The funniest part of this topic is that I dont recall asking for your approval or disapproval. Just like you didnt ask for mine in your hetero “I don’t have a problem with Gays, I just don’t approve”. Well did we ask for your approval? Are you extending me credit? Admitting me to heaven perhaps? Hmmm. Are you Obama’s keeper? Worried about him too? Find a more interesting hobby. Quit your day job. Looking for attention is not going to get you Jesus kudos I’m afraid. That said, your generation and the generation before you are the last of the backwards majority. Thank GOD for the younger ones who understand that love makes a family. Sure there will be backwards thinkers, but you won’t be the majority for long. Changing minds like yours is a waste of time, but lucky for me your cult like views will be a thing of the past no matter how many ignorant babies you make. And
please don’t pray for me, pray for your own forgiveness as you have judged. Last I checked that’s YOUR ticket to “hell.”
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11:13 pm
I am saddened you made the choice to be gay. It is unnatural. Any basic biology class states that same sexes can’t reproduce. I am glad your son is doing well academically despite the handicap you placed upon him. Imagine what he might have done in a normal family. He might have cured cancer had it not been for your selfishness. You came here to our fellowship for a reason. We will pray you find a loving husband who will forgive you and look past your choices.
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11:54 pm
Just like you have your own loving husband to run off to, Mr. Weisz? Man, do you want a link that will really grind your gears? Military lesbianism!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=x_tmig8PxAw
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11:55 pm
Besides, if God wept all over the south, they PROBABLY DESERVED IT.
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2:47 am
Be careful Auggie, these butch angry lesbians are a dangerous bunch. They hate all men and intend to destroy the lot of us, as soon as we invent a way to have babies without sperm.
She writes with so much lesbiotic anger that I shudder to think of what she is planning to do with her hand gun.
If only she could meet the right man, the unfilled hole in her life would no longer be driving her crazy and she could put on a dress and go to Church and be happy for the first time in her life.
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3:18 am
Since when did she say she hate all men? Since when did she say she wants to destroy you all? Since when does she have a handgun? Since when did she say she was unhappy? Since when did she say she didn’t wear a dress? Since when did she say she doesn’t go to church?
Don’t simply assume thing that are not stated.
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10:57 pm
She said she was lesbian. The rest follows.
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11:00 pm
Winkle, your an idiot…Your just assuming shit that is most likely (definitely) not true.
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11:12 pm
I hear the doubt in your face.
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11:15 pm
Winkle, just because she’s a lesbian doesn’t mean she hate all men, your understanding of how the world turns is just too ,well, dumb.
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10:21 am
You hear the doubt in my face? Are you high or truly this idiotic?
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7:28 am
Married lesbian is an oxymoron in God’s eyes.
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10:35 am
Smart Christians is an oxymoron on this site…
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6:54 am
your god doesn’t exist! my proof: Gay couples, all gay people in fact, if your god did exist and he hated gays and lesbians they simply would not exist, that “program” in the human mind just wouldn’t be there.
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1:11 am
Marrage is between a man and a woman, always has been always will be. You are righ about one thing marrage is about love the love between a man and a woman and their love for god. As for us ending up in hell for judging you maby you should buy a bible and read it because it says over and over in the good book that homogays are damed to eternity in hell, I guess since you are “married” at least you will have company in the hell flame. However you might want to leave your flannel shirt at home it will be plenty warm where your going.
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11:13 pm
i do believe mr. weisz is joining in the satirical nature of this website…
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5:37 am
I’m bi… so… thanks for the picture
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2:49 am
Morons. There is ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong with loving someone. And that’s what your saying here
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