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RedditThe Human Rights Campaign, a homosexual liberal cabal working tirelessly to turn the god-fearing American heartland into a modern day Sodom and Gomorrah struck again this week. Sources report HRC call centers have nearly tripled their recruitment efforts recently in light of the quickly nearing and widely accepted date for the Apocalypse, December 21, 2012. Although sources within HRC have not come forward in admission of the fact, it is clear that HRC plans to amass a liberal homosexual army to battle mightily against the righteous during the post-apocalyptic war of Armageddon.
Pastor Louis Starch of New Spirit Church in Colorado Springs, CO, warns righteous Christians not to let their guards down, “these fags, fairies or what have you want you to think that they are limp-wristed pornography addicts incapable of self-defense or organization.” The righteous should not allow themselves to be duped by Satan’s lies and trickery. “We need only to look at their filthy rolling sex and glitter parties to know that these people are highly organized and efficient, that they have infiltrated every level of government, and that they must be stopped,” he added in reference to the pitiable abominations referred to most commonly in secular circles as “gay pride parades”.
“Their women are even stronger than their men,” Suzanne Baxter, lifelong member of New Spirit Church warns of the homosexual liberal cabal. “You can spot them by their mullets, or what I call the haircut of the beast.”
Pastor Starch, speaking from the pulpit this last Sunday, left people with the following, ”In preparation for the approaching battle of the filthy and forsaken versus the righteous, it is important to remain firm in our beliefs. However, we must also increase vigilance in spreading the word of the one and only righteous and true God, Jesus Christ. Remember that the gospel is a gift to be shared. Do not keep it selfishly for yourself, but give it to those in need, whether it be in the break room at work, in line at the bank, or even if it means staging a Christian play at a local fag funeral. Although you may be greeted with hateful jeers, you may be thanked later when one lucky converted fag is saved from the eternal torment of hellfire his liberal fag friends will most surely be enduring. And, of course, the righteous will thank God that we have one more person ready to fight the good fight.”
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Kim, I like your reporting prowess. The gays know that if they they can turn America’s breadbasket into the anal womb basket for Satan’s devilrod, our country will burn at the core and we will all be damned to whatever perverted future they are dreaming up for decent Americans and our famlies.
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And do you know what that dream is? To live in peaceful coexistence, with nothing different whatsoever. The true horror of homosexual marriage: that one day a man will come home, kiss his husband on the cheek and complain about that one coworker of his who keeps harassing him like an asshole, AAAAAAHH!!!
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You’re such a bigot that you don’t realize what homosexual marriages will do to the other 98% of people in this country who don’t want it. I don’t want my future sons or daughters having to learn about male on male during health ed. I don’t want them asking me ‘why was Johnny’s daddy kissing his other daddy at the Christmas concert?’
I don’t want my son to think that it’s okay to have his first playground kiss from Little Ronny or worse Mr. Liberal Teacher. You homosexual supports can go jump in the next boat to CUBA BECAUSE HERE IN AMERICA MARRIAGE MEANS SOMETHING. SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
You shut your mouth and stop disrespecting us people who do not want gay marriage.
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Adam, shut your hole.
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“You’re such a bigot that you don’t realize what homosexual marriages will do to the other 98% of people in this country who don’t want it.”
Oh no! People will have to learn to accept that others are different! Oh the humanity!
Cry me a river Adam, gay marriage will do NOTHING to others. People who hate gay people will continue to hate them, the people who don’t give a damn if gay people are together will continue to sleep at night, and kids will still wake up, go to school, and get an education.
“I don’t want my future sons or daughters having to learn about male on male during health ed. ”
Knowing you, you wouldn’t want your children learning about sex period. And considering how the concept of love and sex is something that should be talked about when a kid is older and more mature and actually ready to know that stuff, by then they should be more than aware that people are different.
“I don’t want my son to think that it’s okay to have his first playground kiss from Little Ronny or worse Mr. Liberal Teacher. ”
You just hate people who are different, and you’re trying so desperately, and yet failing so terribly, to equate homosexuality with pedophilia, even though you can’t actually back that up whatsoever with any credible resource.
“BECAUSE HERE IN AMERICA MARRIAGE MEANS SOMETHING. ”
So you’re honestly going to try to sit there and say that gay people who want to get married so badly aren’t actually in love, and that it doesn’t mean anything?
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Yes, it will. It is offensive. It is dangerous. And it has no place in our country. Simple enough.
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So you’re saying love has no meaning or place in America then.
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Mike Watson, L.N., you guys are F@%#ing retarted. Like the rest of this website, adam karnes is joking. Not too shabby of a job either I especially enjoyed where it turned to caps, thats hilarious man
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You’re a lot dumber than you sound.
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oh almost forgot claire. you are also a F#@%ing idiot.
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Well yes, this is quite true! She’s such a sloppy thinker and very untrustworthy. She likes to say, “Whisper it in my ear, I won’t tell anyone!” Next thing you know it’s front page on the internet!
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1. Why are you always pretending to like me and pretending that we’re friends if you think I’m a fucking idiot, Billings?
2. Please explain how I’m a “sloppy thinker”.
3. When have I ever said that I WON’T tell anybody what transpires in our correspondences?
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You have tricked me several times into thinking we were having a private, one on one counseling session only to see you turn around and post my words (or an interpretation of my words) on the web. You are lazy and haven’t grown in the years I’ve tried to help you. You’re still the same angry little lady with so much bigotry in your heart. I pray you grow up some day.
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That’s your own damn fault for thinking it was private. If it isn’t said, it isn’t known.
And I highly doubt you have EVER tried to actually help people, considering you’d rather throw them in your basement first.
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You didn’t answer #1.
You didn’t answer #2.
As for #3, we were not having a “counseling session”. Also, what I posted was word-for-word, not an interpretation of your words. How am I lazy? How am I angry?
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Cats are Satan’s animal, second in filth only to the putrid snake.
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Jane, I thought I told you to go make me a fucking sandwich. Now be a good Christian girl and do what the Man tells you to do.
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That’s nice, Jane. Now how about you tell me something I haven’t heard a million times on this site?
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You will never win a husband with such an icy lesbian splinter in your heart.
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If you weren’t such a newbie here you’d know that not only do I have no desire for marriage but I’m not a lesbian either.
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You’ve just contradicted yourself.
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A homo army? What’s next? They’ll expect fair and equal protection under the Consitution, they’ll start paying taxes at a higher rate since they don’t have federal marriage benefits, they will want to raise children. Oh, and straight people will start having ‘gay-type’ sex, involving the mouth and backside. The world will surely end. homos will actually want to join the US army next. Jesus Christ, God, The virgin Mary and all the angels in the sky ( the heaven beyond the milky way) will surely cry.
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This is very true. When homosexuals start networking into possession of power it really makes me wonder what their secret endgame is here.
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To conquer the world, of course. Duh!
Oh, and I hear they want to be treated equally and with respect too. Imagine that. If you’re not a white, god-fearing, christian you don’t deserve equality in this country!
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Thank God there is a man who speaks reason in this world. I surely will sleep soundly tonight.
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