FOR IT IS WRITTEN
Leviticus 18:22 – “If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have
committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall
be upon them.”
O fecal wrath enablers of America, hear my plea! Pull your head from your gay phallus coddle zones and get a heavy dose of reality! All gays will burn in hell! It is in the BIBLE of our GODLY NATION.
Governor Rick Perry is trying to save America from damnation, yet we see the damned thigh thrusting, magical dance of the tickle tongue anal fairy gays are being typical bigots and denying a great man from preaching the truth!
There is a campaign by gays to call Governor Rick Perry a bigot for stating what we all know is true. Homosexuality is wrong! If homosexuality churns even the belly of our almighty God, being so ‘repugnant’ that it causes his brow to furrow and his nose to cinch like a Glad-lock bag trying to hold back fishy, foul odors, then what effect does it have on the body of a mere man!
Gay bowel disease is a raunchy reality my friends and every gay is inflicted with gonorrhea, diarrhea and every other musky, foul Vietnam Charlie cow sinkhole you better change your socks to avoid the virus rhea disease coursing right in the exit port of their improper colon clenching power bottom sin spouts! That is to say, gays are nasty, evil bigots spreading disease in our country.
Oh my friends, please know that Satan loves a Cheerful Sinner so he laps his tongue and smiles with delight as these chipper Sassparilla Sallies sashay and shimmy all over each other’s bodies and play a rousing round of snort the in our port and do all other things unimaginable to us normals!
Joe My God, the Architect of Modern Sodomy Megalopis homosexuality has unleashed his hell demons upon YouTube! How can gays claim to be victims, when they are always the one on the finger poking, pelvic pushing up the unwelcomed and quivering backside attack!
With just a sassy snap of his leather afficianado Egyptian creamed fingers, Joe My God unleashed legions of gays upon YouTube. Joe My God’s movement was simple: get Rick Perry to 1 million dislikes! Like all gays, they planned a viral attack against a good Christian! Hello, herpies! That is a gay bowel disease too!
These toilet huffers have caused within only a few days, over 500,000 dislikes of Governor Perry’s Christian message. Now I feel this is mean spirited of them and just unfair. They are skewing the data to make it look like America likes homosexuality! When we don’t!
Joe My God initially caused 100,000 of these voters alone and then it all went viral! Even on my Facebook, people I thought were decent are losing the path and voting against Governor Perry! Oh modern day Sodom, know that God’s wrath hand is strong and just like a good husband who must put a lippy wife back in place, that backhanded slap of furor is nigh! It is strong, like an angry sea wind whipping people along the beach! And it is just like a frustrated jungle cobra with a itch to bite! It’s going to sting and the poisons of wrath will damn us all!
Earthquakes! Fires! A harsh winter! Meteors! Volcano! Tsunamis in Asia! Wild animals murdering humans! New disease! Damnation upon households! A got a word from the Lord. Ready. Clogged colons from a food epidemic ruining the night of the sugar plummed anal ferry time for gays worldwide!
That is only but a list of wrath we shall see on God’s Christmas list for all sinners this winter! I will report on every one. Just like when Jonah went to Ninevah to warn the Sodomites to repent, so shall be those who deny Governor Perry! Just like when Father Abraham went to Sodom and Gomorrah to tell them gays cannot adopt children and molest society, so shall be judged with fiery wrath those who still engage in homosexual sin docking!
Be warned, America. The cold shoulder of God is awfully frigid this winter, and there is only one thing that will warm your chilled body if you support gays. The fires of hell!
Receive this blessing:
Gays are the new Jim Crow racists of America. Somewhere along the line, homosexuals got the idea in their head that their sexual preferences take precedence over the moral lifestyle the 98% of Christians in America want to share with one another.