Just As With Laundry, Coloreds and Whites Should Not Mix
To set the record straight, I am not a racist. I know some of you hippy liberal homosexuals out there would like to accuse me of such nonsense. No, I am not a racist. I believe in the sanctity of the life of all of God’s creatures, separate or equal. But God gave us the almighty means to see difference. I am a god-fearing Christian woman, blond and fair, living in the American heartland- a heartland I do not want ruined by blasphemous inter-racial marriage filth.
I am speaking now to the women of my fair country. Imagine you have been working all day, meticulously instilling the principles of God’s holy teaching in your children, cooking and cleaning and living in ultimate obedience to your husband like any good Christian woman. It is late, and you have to change just one more load of laundry before joining your husband in your marital bed, joining body to body in the one and only holy carnal union of procreative love-making. But just as you go to place the whites in the dryer, you notice some coloreds have slipped into the wash and tainted the batch. Indeed, it seems you have just ruined everything.
Hoping to avoid the strong handed discipline your husband will undoubtedly unleash upon you having noticed your foolish error at the simple womanly task of keeping house, you try to fix it. You try to run the wash again. Still the whites are soiled with color. Then you try bleach. This improves the load, sure, but still the whites are infected with color. Desperately you try to pick the specks of color out with tweezers. Yet, it is to no avail. The coloreds have not only superficially tainted the whites, leaving them filthy looking and unattractive, but their dyes have infiltrated the very fabric of the whites. Every stitch and fiber is now infected with color, and all of the bleach in the world cannot undo your horrible mistake. Your whites are no longer whites. Your whites are now hideous coloreds. Yet, curiously, the coloreds appear untouched.
Just as the woman of my hypothetical scenario has failed at her simple housekeeping task, so have we Americans failed at keeping the heartland pure. Yet, it is not hard. Just as the woman in the scenario could simply have remained more observant, having read the label to her beloved, delicate, precious whites and understood they cannot intermingle EVER, not even with less threatening reds, yellows and browns, so we can learn a similar lesson about the good people of the American heartland. We are delicate. We are pure, and bleach cannot save us. Pay heed.
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Author: Jane McDermott
Homosexual rehabilitation specialist, homeschool teacher, bake saler. I live in Colorado Springs, CO with my loving family and attend New Spirit Christian Church every Sunday, sometimes twice.
9:38 pm
Oh Jane, no one thinks you’re racist. You just speak the honest truth. I can’t wait until April and Jan read this, they will be sure to share with their friends.
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9:45 pm
Thank God for people like you August. I tremble in fear of what the godless homosexuals would do to me were they to gain power.
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9:50 pm
They would tell you that you’re a terrible person and that you should be ashamed that you promote such hatred against people who have done no harm.
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10:14 pm
The very idea of keeping whites and blacks (or any other race) seperated is racist…The article is racist. Your racist.
I’m in love with a black girl and I’m a white male. Just thought I’d let you know
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10:24 pm
I will pray for you.
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10:27 pm
Pray for me because I’m in love with a black girl? Save your pray for you cannot change who a person falls in love with
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10:45 pm
She will give you ebola.
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10:49 pm
Using prayer…to give me a virus? Bullshit…
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10:53 pm
No, your girlfriend will give you ebola.
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10:56 pm
Now that’s racist as hell…Those infected with Ebola can only pass it on through their blood.
Go back to your Hitler shrine in the basement where you keep little boys tied up you racist bastard
And btw, she isn’t my girlfriend…yet
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5:23 am
I love the fact that you make articles like this when Jesus was born in oh where was it again…..? Oh that’s it ISRAEL! Well, what is now Israel anyway. So Jesus was born in the Middle East, and you’re saying that whites are the superior race.
People like you aren’t superior to an amoeba with special needs.
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1:02 pm
Jane, you poor ignorant neo nazi. Jesus was a man of color. Just sayin…
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8:59 pm
nothing negro about that
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9:06 pm
Jeebus was born in the middle east, he was not black, but he was not white either. He’s was also King of the Jews at the time also, get the picture.
Also, Jeebus had two fathers and he turned out alright, I guess.
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10:02 pm
Not only was Jesus not white, he didn’t stand out. There was nothing visually special about Jesus and he looked NOTHING like any picture made in the modern day. Hell, I think I remember hearing how he might’ve been blind in one eye.
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9:24 am
Wow Jane, you are absolutely right. I am so sorry I forgot about the piercing blue eyed Jesus of the neo nazi world. Why I wonder is his hair not blond? And why does he have a beard and mustache? I thought for sure that YOUR version of Jesus would be blond with a Hitler mustache. Please forgive my ignorance. Oh well off to listen to some Falling in Reverse.
Peace
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9:46 pm
Yet another awesome piece of journalism. You know, liberals try to make this subject a sticky situation but sometimes you have to cut through the fat and speak logic.
Back when we brought the Africans over to have them, help, with some tasks to bolster this country, we never intended for them to take root.
If you want to know the natural work ethic of Africans, just look at the majority of the continent. These people just are not as advanced and do not have Puritan work ethic.
Sure, they have a very fascinating culture and a quick glimpse of Discovery channel will prove that point. But as a whole, they just do not follow the same values we do as a society. They are lazy. They do not plan ahead. How many starving African children do you have to adopt and assimilate to American culture?
And they bring all those habits here to America. Our country is in so much debt because on the first of every month, all these welfare moms are buying free food for their babies and malt liquors and lobsters for their baby daddies on the taxpayer buck. We have to pay for their housing.
We have to pay for their healthcare now. These mothers use the ER like a cheap whore uses her back in Vegas. They are always laying in on us with things that don’t need that level of medical care, just because they don’t have anythign better to do at 3am, don’t need to get sleep for a job, and play on their cell phones while I tell them their child’s sinus infection could very well be handled by a primary care for a lot less money.
It’s an epidemic and I really do wish Marcus Garvey were alive and would run for president. Great article.
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9:54 pm
“Back when we brought the Africans over to have them, help, with some tasks to bolster this country, we never intended for them to take root.”
You mean when Christians decided to bring along slaves to do all the work while they got the rewards of the work.
“If you want to know the natural work ethic of Africans, just look at the majority of the continent. These people just are not as advanced and do not have Puritan work ethic.”
They’re also underneath a tyrannical dictatorship that prohibits certain things from ever taking place and treats the people like shit. Between matching the world in technological advancements and food, I think it’s fair and safe to say which one is the better option.
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10:03 pm
Stop making excuses for them. They wanted their independence and now they can build up their nations, just as we did. I’m tired of whenever someone suggests Africans be responsible, you liberals blanket excuses for them to continue their laziness and feed them like pets. Feed a man to fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime. Africans need to become fishers of men, Biblically speaking. They need to learn to cast our the rods of hard work and haul in their own livelihood. If they don’t, tough luck. Tough luck.
And don’t dare try to call me or our beautiful author here racist. There is nothing wrong with stating the truth like this and I think that’s why Dr. Ron Paul is starting to get so much support in the presidential elections. These are all the same views that he holds true. He doesn’t beliebe in all the welfare programs that blacks mooch.
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10:10 pm
The truth is that there’s no harm in a white person wanting to have a relationship with a black person, or vice versa, or any other kind of person.
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10:52 pm
…nor for a child to have a relationship with a man, nor for a homo glitter pony to lay with a man, nor a man with a man….yes, yes, we all know your homosexual liberal blasphemies. We are bombarded with them every day. Lord, when can we live free of this filth?
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11:32 pm
“or any other kind of person”. Just like you gay sympathists to try to slide children on the menu.
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11:41 pm
Fuckers like you decide to lump all of that stuff together, just because you can’t come up with actual reasons. You use the ‘slippery slope’ argument because you can’t think of any actual reason to support your hatred of the human race. And do keep in mind that the mother of your savior was 14 when she gave birth.
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10:19 pm
You know White Americans are just as guilty for mooching of the government?
Based on the 2006 TOTAL population of each respective race in the United States, it is:
37.8% white* (37.8% of the white population is on welfare)
27.78% black* (27.78% of the black population is on welfare)
11.47% Hispanic* ** (11.47% of the Hispanic population is on welfare)
Sure the info is from 2006, but I;m sure not much has changed in four years. You’ll notice white people have the most percent of people on welfare
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10:33 pm
Thank you, Adam for your profound and enlightening response.
I, too, am tired of the black race’s attitude. They are lazy and ungrateful for all we’ve done for them. They try and lay on the guilt trip on we whites so that we will work double overtime to pay for their crack and bi-monthly abortions. I cannot stand it! If we want to know how the blacks will handle freedom, let’s just take a look at the cannibalistic Liberian hell state.
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10:41 pm
All we’ve done for them? You mean forcefully take them from their country and supress their freedoms for years? Yea, We’re suuuuuch great people…
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11:32 pm
You should be more grateful.
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11:42 pm
You hate black people, just admit it.
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12:59 pm
adam shut up you racist asshole and return to your basement you are in No way a doctor I never saw a racist doctor if I saw a Racist doctor ( or a judge for the matter ) he would have been fired up
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11:36 pm
“Back when we brought the Africans over to have them, help, with some tasks to bolster this country”
Seriously Adam? SERIOUSLY?!?
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11:40 pm
So Adam, why aren’t you accusing her of plagiarism like you accuse me? She’s a female, isn’t she, and thus can’t formulate sentences, right?
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11:48 pm
She’s not afraid to show her face unlike certain other feline plagiarizers named Claire. Does Mt. Ida even have a policy for stuff like that, or since all the students there are minority or Harvard-legacy but not so capable, they just let it slide and turn a blind eye?
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11:51 pm
Claire’s shown her face on here plenty of times you dolt.
And really? You’re resorting to attacking her college AGAIN? Do you just run out of arguments and use that as your back-up plan against her? Admit it, you’re afraid of her, you hate her because she’s more knowledgeable about the world than you are, because you’re too much of a xenophobic, racist asshole to understand anything.
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12:24 am
So…the fact that she has a picture of herself as her avatar somehow proves that her writing is valid?
I’ve never plagiarized in my life and yes, Mount Ida does have a policy against it, dipshit. I recall several years ago asking you to provide even a shred of evidence that I had plagiarized and you provided nothing. Pussy.
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1:26 am
You can tell when the glory of God shines off some people. Like at her pure face and the way she lights up her avatar panel. When I see your avatar, I can only think of evil, torture and cat allergies. If you had any sense of decency, you would at least show your face. You hide behind your cat’s face.
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1:40 am
Jane looks more like a retard to me than anything else.
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2:53 pm
That’s because you’re racist.
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3:11 pm
lol shes a dumb bitch
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3:26 pm
so wait, calling her a retard is racist, but integrating blacks and whites is not?
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9:51 pm
You still haven’t shown a shred of evidence that I plagiarized anything.
P.S. Shouldn’t you be off sneaking DNR orders onto black people’s charts without their consent?
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9:49 pm
“I’m not racist, I just think interracial marriages are filthy”
–Jane McDermott
I think I’m gonna call you Blondie Bitch. Only an absolute moron would say that kind of line with a straight face.
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11:28 pm
“Homosexual rehabilitation specialist”
I’m assuming this means you’re a rehabilitation specialist who happens to be gay?
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11:58 pm
She teaches repentant homosexuals in the way of man on top of woman carnals within wedlock for procreative means the way God intended when He sent is only Son to die for our sins. While this is a holy and noble endeavor it is predictably under that attack of brainwashed homogays that cling to their sins as satan wants.
There’s no nuance. You are either with the righteous way of God and spread His word like Jane is doing or you’re on the path to sin and a furnace of fire.
“The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity and shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.” — Matt 13.41-42
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3:44 pm
Homosexuality is not a choice, and it’s something that can not (and probably should not) be cured in any way, shape or form.
Deal with it.
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1:37 am
I agree, I wish we could go back to the Good Old Days. Back when the immigrants and minorities knew their place and didn’t try to be radicals, the liberals were all in jail for being homosexual and Christianity dictated life!
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1:02 pm
and when its happened ? since USA never been a theocracy ???
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2:13 pm
We once threw liberals and Homosexuals in jail for merely being themselves? what country or alternate universe were you in. We never did that
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3:42 pm
America’s founding fathers wanted separation of chruch and state, now a days it’s only the christians there that are being radical.
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9:58 pm
Excellent point. Did you also know that the word “god” only appears in the Declaration of Independence once (Dosen’t appear at all in the Constituion) and even though the Declaration only says god once, it dosen’t specify any particular god.
This was meant to allow religous and the freedom to believe what we wanted.
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5:10 am
I hate crackers. But I love white women!
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1:08 pm
WOW!!!
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2:54 am
Brother Negro,
No one can blame you for your “hate” for “crackers.” One sinner to another Mr. Negro I too have hated others during the journey of life. But as Christian men we both know hate consumes. Hate is a taker of life, and is always wielded by the enslaved hand of man, at the behest of Satan.
Sir regarding your definition of the word… “love” with respect to the “white women.” This is where I must simply draw the line! My advice to you brother Negro is that is best left between you and your God sir.
Respectfully,
BJB
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