Justin Bieber’s New Book Debuts in Gay and Lesbian Section, 20% Off

Abe
• ChristWire
December 21, 2011 8:34 am13 comments

Suspiciously alto singer Justin Bieber finally came out of the closet.  Judging from his/her haircut, Justin Bieber is a ‘twit’ homosexuals, or twitosexual, whose skinny swan-like neck, high-pitched voice and Rachel Maddow’s school boy pride haircut entices gays known as ‘bears’ and causes them to bellow and snarl with excitement. 

 This autobiography has a purple, homosexual font on the front and the confessional is advertised as 20%, leaving the lube frugal homosexuals wont for this book even more.  You can find this product at your local book stores and this field report was done in Barnes and Noble in Manhattan.

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13 Comments

  • Ok, this is just funny as hell

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  • Blanche Beecham Blanche Beecham

    Castrati.

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  • Pebrocks Pebrocks The Atheist

    Yeah….no. Fake just like everything on the site.

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    • Eh Pebrocks, not to support Abe but if you look at the left side of the pic it looks like there is a few more of his books on the shelf.

      I dont think it was on purpose though, probably just some mistake from a Barnes & Noble worker

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  • HAHAHAHA :D Are you kidding me?? Is this just because his girlfriend is a million times prettier than your wife?

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  • Oh you mean bastards! Why are you picking on the Beiber. I love him. i have his posters all over my basement apartment in my moms house! he is my lover and we will marry and I will see you all in hell!

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  • According to Christwire, everyone is gay. Or a whore, if not homosexual.

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    • Love your name.. I bet Susan does too ;)

      No, I get your point! I’m apparently whore too, and not christian even though I go to church almost every sunday, and that’s because I listen to sinfull music. lol

      Can’t they seriously see that, that book is placed there randomly, I mean, how fucking dumnb can you be for an old man. I always thought that old people were kind and smart, but apparently not anymore.

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  • Win photo is win. That Justin Bieber, Everyone, stop making fun of her!

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  • Just saw the cover of your book… “Save yourself from gays, cats(?), and female milksacks? Seriously? I WILL BURN IN HELL FOR HAVING A CAT!!!!

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  • oh so now everything in purple is homosexual now is it? and how is that font homosexual? seriously, if that font is homosexual, then a lot of my project and assignments are gay.

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