Kim Jong Il Dead at 70
Kim Jong Il is dead! Kim Jong Il, long time adversary of God and America, has died at age 70. God has grown frustrated with world politics and is wiping dictators out in 2011.
Kim Jong Il is the latest in a spat of Muslim terrorists and communist Chinese who have for too long defied God. Vladmir Putin, Hugo Chavez and Fidel Castro should be terrified right now.
I repeat, Kim Jong Il is dead. We will have WAY MORE coverage on this great news.
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Author: Adam Nelson
10:25 pm
Congratulations Adam Nelson and Christwire.org for breaking this very important news story!
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2:58 pm
Yes still our detractors say that we are not a real news outlet!
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3:00 pm
Because your not
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10:35 pm
Praise the Lord! No More Jumpsuits and Platform Heels for Men!
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2:58 pm
unfortunately Andy Beersack still lives so that threat still remains.
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4:57 pm
I find it unfortunate that you still live.
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10:42 pm
This is going to be a very interesting game changer.
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3:01 pm
LN you just made a good point.
I was hoping this was the real LN but I see there is an extra period. I should know any time you say something that doesnt involve low brow insults and 4 letter words it isn’t you.
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11:37 pm
One less mexican!
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5:01 pm
You do know the Kim Jong II is Korean, right.
I should have guessed that you would not know that.
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11:52 pm
Yay! I’m so tired of those anti-American commies! He should’ve died sooner though. But, this is Good for us. We will no longer have to put up with that man’s defiant insanity and we get to have a Party Celebrating his death! I’m So Happy!!!!!!!!!!
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3:02 pm
Party at the Xenu house!
It is BYOB, Bring Your Own BIBLES!
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3:04 pm
I’d rather bring my own BOMBS
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6:59 pm
Or Batter Yucky Old Bitch.
Meaning this is a party where we all punch Susan.
On a serious note, I’m actually really sad that Kin Jong Il is dead. I wanted to kill him.
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2:00 am
bah he could not please anyone I wanted to Kick his butt as well but oh well can’t you ressurect him or something ??
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4:37 am
Now that’s a good punishment idea. Bring evil people back to life only work to death over and over again.
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