• Linsey Lohan to Expose Sin Treats in Playboy

    December 9, 2011 4:10 pm 22 comments

    Linsey Lohan to Expose Sin Treats in Playboy
    -Chuck D Finley

    Linsey Lohan is a dirty little slut. She is also a drunk, a druggie, and a criminal. So it is no surprise to hear that she is going to add prostitute to that list.

    It have been anounced that she will be appearing in Playboy magazine. For anyone that hasn’t been a 13 year old pervert, Playboy magazine is a pornography magazine that was founded by an ancient pervert called Hugh Hefner. He is a creepy little man that is fueled by Red Bull, Viagra, and a urge to spread filth. He is infatuated with blondes and has made Lohan up to look like his most famous slut to appear in his magazine, Marilyn Monroe.

    The image above is the only image that we can show from the photo spread, as she is exposing her fun time sin bags, in some you can make out the landing strip abouve her fish cave. This is disturbing. Why do men need or want such filth? Personally I would prefer a much nicer young woman with morals and some character. Sure Lohan can provide herself with her own jewelry with her infamous 5 finger discount. But she is a drity girl that no real man would want to marry.

    Supposedly in the smut magazine, they ask her about her legal problems, here is her reply:

    “That ultimately we are each responsible for ourselves and for our actions,” she reportedly told the mag. “Looking back, I probably would have listened to and taken more advice from the people I admire and would have followed through with it more, but my stubbornness at 18 and 19 got in the way.”

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    About The Author
    Chuck D. Finley Brother Chuck is the Minister of The First Tyranical Church of Jesus in Roswell Ga. He is also a proud husband and father.

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