New Air Jordans Causing Chaos in the Hood, Sneakerheads have Twas Night Before Christmas
Twas' the night before Christmas, and all through the hood, Sneakerheads were fighting all over shoes.
Surprise, surprise. New Air Jordans causing chaos in the hood. Why is it that these fine people cannot shop civilly and most fight over the new Nike Air Jordans?
Hear we see a group of Standeekee having to be broken up by fine officers who just wanted to spend Christmas Eve at home with their nice families with gifts they bought 2 months ago. But we see in some societies of America, the people like to use their Obamacare cards and steal shoes from each other.
Look at these Hood Reports!
Women trade punches over Air Jordans...
OH MY!
Pandemonium as shoppers race for shoes…
PANDAMONIUM!
LOOK OUT, OBAMA, THE 99%, AL SHARPTON AND JESSIE JACKSON ARE GOING TO SAY THE MAN IS SPRAYING RIOTING LIBERALS WITH OPPRESSION!
Brawl…
RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE!
Gunfire…
WELL, NO SURPRIS THERE!
And I don’ts even have to provide the commentary here!
They Can’t Wait, They Break Into The Mall…
They cannot wait, so they break into the mall.
My dear friends, this holiday season let us remember that Satan is suffering from depression. There is nothing he hates worse than families being together, celebrating the birth of America’s savior, even if they do not realize it.
These are the Holy Days, or holidays. This is Christmas, the day we use to observe Christ’s birth.
Every time you steal, cheat or be mean on Christmas, it is like you’re popping a Prozac into Satan’s mouth and helping heal his holiday gloom.
So let’s all be cheerful and not be rioting mobsters over things so trivial as the new Air Jordans from Nike. Nike is not the reason for the season. Nike is a false goddess of victory and the only victory we have when mothers are shooting and fighting over shoes is one for the deviled.
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Author: Abe
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8:55 am
I have always felt that black people were the closest people to Satan .. I really wish that they would take more care in guarding their souls.
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1:06 pm
Yeah, not like that’s racist or anything. <.<
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6:34 pm
Racist idiot. I do hope you get cancer.
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12:45 am
excuse my cussing my wat the fuk i’m black and i’m offended by wat u just said and u should really pick ur choice of words cuz u have no idea who can b on here and wat they may say
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11:00 am
I safe-guarded myself from any retail area when I heard these shoes were going on sale. I live in the city that makes these shoes, imagine the pandamonium we faced…Crazyness!!! Thanks to Nike’s great influence in our city, non of our riots leaked to the International media, but Portland, Oregon was dead for a day on December 23rd.
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11:02 am
It was mostly the blacks that blocked traffic, but some of the white hipsters were involved as well. It was a true view of what Hell will look like.
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2:13 am
amen brother danus. Hell will be welcoming those heathens with open arms.
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1:36 am
This is not “p.c.” to say but it is safe to say, where there are minorities there is crime, drugs, homosexuality, and violence. That is why I live in a gated, seniors only, Christians only, community, gates keep the rif raf out.
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9:13 pm
Blacks spread their Ebola foot fungus in violent ways. We should put them on reservations.
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12:48 am
baka
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2:11 am
The negros need to learn their place in america
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3:17 pm
How many fake MEs are there on here?
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