Testing out the new Wii Pee game module. The strap on device definitely made me feel male and the aiming controls are meant to simulate a man at the urinal. There are also ‘bonuses’ that can be unlocked with online code, letting users ‘use their Wii’ in ways that would warrant the game getting a worse ESRB rating.
Several weeks ago I received a letter from an upset mother who overheard her daughter and several friends discussing a new ‘device and game’ that were coming out for the Nintendo Wii entertainment system.
As the girl’s stiffled giggles and conversation progressed, the mother was able to piece together that the game was designed to give a woman the sensation of having a ‘p#nis’ and is complete with a vibrating strap-on phallic device, realistic noises and ‘instructions’ on how to use the typical male member on a day to day basis.
The mother did smartly decide to not confront her daughter, who seemed keen on trying the game out when it releases on December 15th. Instead, today I have done the job of tracking down this game and providing a video game review of it for concerned parents.
Please, make sure this game is not on your child’s Wii downloads list and from what I can tell, it is also available as an online application for iPhone and 3ds.
Video footage of game removed due to legal letter from Romp/Hassis Games.
To access the game, one only needs to access the Nintendo Linked Network on the Wii. The cost is a mere $49.95, making the game readily affordable to even the poorest of children.
I contacted the company behind the game and instructed them that I was a game reviewer, needing to review the system for a collegiate magazine. The company bought it and sent me a test model, which you see being sampled up above.
The most shocking part of the package was the huge size of it. I could not believe that for a device so immoral, that it would ship in such a large parcel.
The device straps around the waist and has a slot where the Wiimote can be attached. The device is designed to ‘have the same tug and feel’ as a man’s gonad region. In the instructional booklet for the game, the option of ‘clothes optional’ with a winking face is listed as an apparent joke.
I naturally chose to use the ‘clothes on’ option for this game and was shocked by the raw perversion in the platform. The game follows an ambigulously sexed character named “Jake” during his first year of college. Jake is primarily a walking devil rod. He seeks to touch his member (which is shown in pixelated perversion) and have it touch as many other women as possible.
What the women in the game do not know is that “Jake” is actually a transgender woman who has undergone a sexual trangression. Transgression sexuals, for those who do not know, are those who illegally switch their gender against the will of God. It is thought that for every 10 gays, at least two suffer from this extreme condition which further complicates their psychological condition.
And this game is meant to introduce more people, namely women, into the idea of becoming a man. “Jake” constantly seeks to encounter situations where he gets ‘Phallic Moments’, that is, has a reason to use the various functions of the Wiimote that simulate having a p#nis.
The moment I simulate above is ‘master dangling’, a drunken mini-game feature of the game. For every five seconds the urinal stream can be aimed will drunken staggering ensues, one extra ‘bonus try’ is earned for the bar scenes of the game.
As is well known, gays are infatuated with bars, drugs and sex. Extreme addictive personality disorder is another fascinating aspect of a gay’s fractured identity, likely contributing to their misplaced and disastrous life choices.
In the game, Jake takes extreme pride in his drug use and carnal exploits. Research shows the game is a converted flash reprisal of a video series owned by Rompus/Hassis studios. Some of the video shots from my game play are shared below, with supplemental media.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING VIDEO GAME MEDIA IS NOT SUITABLE FOR ALL AUDIENCES. PLEASE IMMEDIATELY PRAY AND DEMAND ALL CHILDREN LEAVE THE ROOM AND ONLY QUALIFIED ADULTS READ/VIEW THE REST OF THIS GAME REVIEW.
Every chapter of this depraved game starts out the same, with the protagonist, Jake the Transgender, going to notorious real life clubs like “Brass Rail” so he can test out his new device in various ways. Various things (doing the right drugs, the already discussed urinal game) will result in Jake ‘earning’ extra lives, called Phallic Moments in the LGBT RLRPG.
The clever aspect of the game is its dual marketing. While the packaging and subliminal messages makes the game’s clear intent to give curious college women a new brand of lesbian experimentation, the Wiimote offering powerful, thigh quivering vibrations that are admittedly meant to stimulate certain desires in great effect, men can pretend that Jake is an actual man and they are simply ‘practicing’ their club pick-up moves.
In this scene of the game, I have opted to ‘Hit On’ an Asian girl I meet at the bar. Knowing the nature of gays and Chinese girls, I chose ‘do the drug’ every tiem a drug was offered, as seen in the next screenshot.
After the woman is properly plied with drugs, “Jake” is free to take advantage of her clouded mind and again, the Wiimote phallic device actually digs into the pelvis to cause the feelings of sin to enter the body. This is likely why the game suggests ‘nude play’, to make women think lesbianism feels like a nature, deeply clenched ecstatic release of the body.
I have edited the sinful parts out of this final shot, and note that even the panels show a yellow and pink triangle, a sign of lesbianism.
This game is greatly sinister and has various references to well known gays and transgression sexual gays. This game is very sinful and I will again admit can cause the feelings of great temptation to enter the body, due to the nature of the phallic Wiimote (which according to several intern staff, is 3rd party created by the same company who makes perversion devices for Howard Stern).