Newt Gingrich’s Bold Stand for Marriage Fidelity Reveals Obama’s Achilles Heel
The 31st GOP Presidential debate, held last weekend, was the first to broach the indelicate subject of marriage fidelity. It was a good opportunity for former Speaker Newt Gingrich to show that although he’s been a bad boy in the past, God forgives him of sin and we should too. The President who is not President Bush would never be able to attain such forgiveness – partially because he’s secret Muslin, but mostly because his wife would twist his nutsack and shove it up his poop chute like a Tijuana black tar heroin drug mule if he cheated on her. Christian faith in a loving and just Creator’s forgiveness is clearly not at work when fear drives fidelity.
Fidelity comes from the Latin for “faith” not fear. Clearly Speaker Gingrich understands that faith leads to forgiveness when marital transgressions occur in the daily in and out with a young (21 years Newt’s junior) staffer for the House Committee on Agriculture. It takes true Christian faith and courage to cheat so brazenly. The President who is not President Bush could never cheat with someone young enough to be his daughter, not because he fears the legality – Obamacare is illegal and he had no problem with that, but because of the unholy tempest his wife would rain down upon the presidency.
I was a little disappointed that the Republican presidential nominees did not choose to show their Biblical knowledge by pointing out that the Bible only considers the extramarital affair adultery if and only if a married woman is directly involved in the physical aspects of the transgression (Leviticus 20:10, Deuteronomy 22:22, Proverbs 6:20-7:27). In each of these cases, the commandment of adultery only applies if a “another man’s wife” is one of the parties. Being well versed in Cannon law history, Speaker Gingrich is free from the charge of common adultery.
Speaker Gingrich’s personal fidelity history reveals his great discretion in choosing a partner for marital cheating. Unlike the President who is not President Bush, Speaker Gingrich chose a color neutral woman devoid of any melanin or muscular, manly arms that might signal violent tendencies. If Newt were to cheat on his third wife, it is clear he would be safe from bodily harm and forgiven due to his abiding faith and his wife’s twig like arms. Unfortunately, we cannot make the same assessment of the current administration.
It is clear that the current administration is weak when it comes to the topic of marriage fidelity. Driven by fear and a lack of courage and conviction required, the President who is not President Bush is doomed to never test his so called faith with marital infidelity. Tied to his wife’s apron strings, Obama is a man child that will never experience the true gift of betrayal – forgiveness.
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2:52 am
So basically, you’re saying you forgive a man who’s cheated on his wife, just because he’s not only white, but because ‘its only considered cheating if the wife’s the one that’s doing it’, while saying that if Obama ever cheated on his wife, that he shouldn’t ever be forgiven.
And you’re saying that it takes Christian faith to cheat so shamelessly? What? Do you not have a dictionary or know how to look words up on the internet?
Bitch, go make some food now, and leave the politics to people with a brain. You clearly lack one, so go play with your dolls or make me a sandwich, but either way, fuck off.
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3:24 am
Only you atheists hold a grudge.
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3:30 am
Are you kidding? You bastards keep blaming Obama for the situation we’re in even though he became president while we were already in the middle of the shit storm, AND Bitcham here even said that he doesn’t deserve forgiveness because ‘he’s a secret Muslim’. Not only that, but you’re filled to the brim with hate. Want to say anything else, jackass?
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4:29 am
He’s president. If he cannot produce results, he needs to get out! And he can take his fake birth cerficate with him BACK TO KENYA. Is that what you wanted to see me say. BACK TO KENYA, OBAMA!
Seriously, LN, get a hold of yourself. Obama’s approval rating is low for a reason. Why would we trust someone who has been so soft on Muslims? He’s in big oil’s pockets and I wouldn’t be surprised if he slips away five times per day to pray towards Mecca.
Sorry, I will go with a repented adulterer than a probable Muslim a president any day. I’m happy to know Lowe’s Hardware feels the same way.
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4:58 am
Bush didn’t do this country any good, he caused one of the worst recessions in history. He got us into this mess.
Is Obama getting results? No, but he’s also not the cause of our situation. And why would we trust someone who’s been soft on Muslims? Because Muslims aren’t bad people, it’s just that your twisted mind thinks they are because you can’t tell the difference between extremists and practitioners of a particular faith. You don’t even have actual proof that he’s a Muslim, you just don’t like him at all even though he’s Christian. ‘Oh, he sounds and looks foreign, he can’t be a Christian!’ What kind of retarded thinking is that?
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5:06 am
Bush held us together after Clinton’s administration left us wide open to the war on terror. Bush’s plan was to crunch the fat lipped Democrat huffers touting the housing bubble, but they hid behind the power House Ways and Means Committees entrenchment of funds and misappropriation of other funds to funnel into an urban market housing scam. Bush was a great president and did his best to protect us. Obama is an admitted Muslim who took office vowing to make peace with Iran, who we see is in the habit of stealing our technology and building nukes. But then again, Iran wants to wipe out Israel so I am not surprised to see you love them and anyone who support them in that effort.
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5:13 am
Bush toppled this country’s economy all the way into the ground and then some. And wide open to terrorist attack? Asshole, that happened a year after Bush was in office and they had plenty of warning before hand.
And ‘admitted Muslim’? You just called him a probable Muslim in your earlier post, and he’s said before that he’s Christian. Asshole, can you actually stay focused for once in your life or is your bloodlust too great and it just makes you skip all over the place?
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3:32 am
Oh, and let’s not forget your hatred of everyone during World War II, that’s one hell of a grudge against the world you have right there.
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4:30 am
Yes, I do not forgive Hitler for trying to exterminate the Jewish people.
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5:01 am
You got nothing else to pull but the Hitler card? You just gonna Godwin your argument down the drain? Need I remind you that you also hold a grudge against Britain and France for their actions during WWII, as well as Canada? It’s not just Germany you have a grudge against, it’s the entire fucking world because you need an excuse to murder people. You want to kill modern day Britain, France, Germany, Russia, China, Japan, Canada, and every other major country in the world, just because you think they owe us something or they need to pay for actions that are over 70 years old.
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5:04 am
The Hitler Card? You anti-Semites really are a piece of work, aren’t you. Next, you’ll try to brush the Holocaust under the rug and tell me it’s ‘no big deal’. You’re a rotten little prick.
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5:10 am
You don’t know what the Hitler card is asshole? It means when you don’t have anything else to actually say, you just throw Hitler out there in some vain attempt to skew the conversation aside so you can look favorable. You’re just a fucking coward.
Hell, I’m willing to bet you’d kill a Jewish person yourself.
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7:42 am
LN, it may be shocking to you but there is a world beyond the internet and your damned, arbitrary invocation of “Godwin’s Law”. In the real world, outside your mother’s proverbial basement, we still rip on Hitler and his actions at every chance we get.
Jewish people will never forget. American history books will always mention Hitler in a negative light. And the internment camps were people were systematically murdered will always remain. Why? Because it is a testament of how evil man can truly be. So yes, I will produly say Hitler is evil and could not have any more joy than having him tied down, wriggling and sweating nervously alive, stuck on my operating table.
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10:40 am
“LN, it may be shocking to you but there is a world beyond the internet and your damned, arbitrary invocation of “Godwin’s Law”.”
And there’s a world outside of the bible you don’t follow, THAT’S a shocker right there!
“In the real world, outside your mother’s proverbial basement, we still rip on Hitler and his actions at every chance we get.”
Because you have nothing better else to do and because you can’t actually come up with any other points against someone else’s argument. On the losing side and you know it? Use Godwin’s Law to theoretically come out on top! No one can compare in sheer evil to Hitler! Make your opponent out to be Hitler before they can strike the final blow!
Fuck you’re pathetic, you really are. You can’t actually make any other points, so you have to rely on the Hitler card to save your ass. Nevermind that you don’t give a damn about Jewish people, seeing as how you’re only interested in things for yourself.
“Jewish people will never forget. American history books will always mention Hitler in a negative light. And the internment camps were people were systematically murdered will always remain. Why? Because it is a testament of how evil man can truly be.”
It’s also a discussion left for the history books. If you can’t actually argue against someone’s point without relying on the Hitler card to save your sorry ass, you shouldn’t be trying to play hardball. If you aren’t going to act like an adult, don’t say you are one.
“So yes, I will produly say Hitler is evil and could not have any more joy than having him tied down, wriggling and sweating nervously alive, stuck on my operating table.”
What I find funny is, it’s shit like that that really makes a grey area over Christianity. Any sensible person would torture Hitler and make the bitch scream for days on end. But Christians are supposed to be different, even in the face of your worst enemy, a true Christian shows mercy and forgiveness. That’s the entire point behind ‘loving thy neighbor as thyself’ and ‘turning the other cheek’, forgiving someone of their crimes, regardless of what those crimes are. It’s already obvious that you aren’t a Christian, or even a human being with morals, considering how you not only once forgot who attacked Pearl Harbor that fateful day, but you didn’t care because it just meant a bigger kill count for you, and how to this day you still hold a grudge against a country that has since changed dramatically for the better, all because you love seeing blood. Shoot first, shoot later, don’t bother asking. Don’t follow the rules, but make others follow them instead. Quite honestly you’re really no better than Hitler himself (and you already pulled the card, so fuck it, I already won the argument, might as well pull mine out since it doesn’t matter anymore). He believed that his people were superior to all others in every way possible, and those that weren’t apart of his people were nothing more than a stain upon his grand plan and needed to be eradicated. No mercy, just the people he cared about being alive. Kinda funny how that sounds exactly like you. All you care about are white Christians. You hold men to be superior to women, but you hold white Christian women to be superior to the rest of humanity. You want atheists dead, you want Mexicans dead, you want black people dead, you want Asians dead, you want Canadians dead, you want the British dead, you want homosexuals dead, you want the French dead, you want the Germans dead, you want Mormons dead, you want Muslims dead, and you’ll use any excuse you possible can to ‘validate’ your blood lust. You think that Heaven is filled with only people YOU hold in high regards, no one else. I mean, you’re really just short of being Hitler 2.0. Just get yourself thrown in jail, write a book about how ‘you’re so awesome and how non-Christians suck’, and then pray that there’s a Great Depression and this country being desperate enough to kill off every Atheist and Muslim person in the country. Then just slowly start picking off the rest of the people on that box. Don’t say you wouldn’t do it, you’re fucking insane enough that you would. Even if you have to do it with your own hands. And the entire time you’re going to deny being like Hitler, and even play the card against someone else, just because you’ve lost your damn mind.
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10:57 am
Wow, tell you the truth, I can never say that any better myself.
You win.
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1:19 pm
L.N, you either doing a piss poor job of … erm, “trolling,” as they call it, or you’re just stupid. I cannot tell which.
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7:14 am
You damned idiot, we are talking about Nazi Germany. Why the hell would Hitler not come up when talking about the Holocaust?
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5:56 pm
Because you’re relying on Hitler to save your ass from the previous argument we were having. You made the claim that only atheists hold a grudge, and yet you hold a grudge against the entire world during WWII, yet you have the audacity to say that ‘it’s different because Hitler’s involved’. Nope, sorry jackass, as far as Jesus is concerned, if he said to not hold a grudge and to forgive, then you must obey that command by your savior that you believe in. By holding a grudge and not forgiving someone, you are committing a sin. It doesn’t matter who that person is.
Of course, you COULD admit to being a hypocrite and that you don’t always follow the rules. Then that blows away my argument entirely since you’re admitting that you’ve done wrong. Can’t exactly attack someone when they’ve recognized that they’ve done wrong, now can I?
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7:15 am
L.N.
Your reading comprehension skills are as illusive as the God particle. No, the article does not propose forgiveness to Newt because of his Caucasian status but rather because of his faith in forgiveness and his courage to test it.
You clearly are weak, faithless and uninformed.
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BB
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10:49 am
No, it’s quite clearly because you think white men are superior to others. Obama’s of the same faith, and yet you would deny him forgiveness.
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5:11 am
Men cannot help themselves, they know that in the far east, where even Satan’s allies make their women cover up in sober, humbling clothing, not like the whorelots from our west coast. We could take a page out of their book, if we could read those scrabbles. Of course, the wife of the president that is not GW Bush flaunts her nudity arms like it’s the done thing.
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1:45 pm
The great thing about Gingrich is that he has known sin and publicly repented. Anyone remember that interview with Dr. Dobson when he confessed his martial problems? As Christians, we must learn to forgive and here is a great opportunity for us a community of the faithful. Gingrich clearly represents our best chance to beat Obama. Romney is not to be trusted and most people have deep problems with his liberalism. Michael Savage the other day offered Gingrich $1 million to drop out of the race, but I think this is wrong. We must defeat Obama for his socialism poses the greatest threat to democracy and faith. Thank you Blanche for leading us with light and love!
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1:48 pm
“As Christians, we must learn to forgive and here is a great opportunity for us a community of the faithful.”
Actually, there have been plenty of other times for you to forgive liberals, yet you’ve completely ignored them in favor of bashing them.
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2:05 pm
Stephenson,
I remember that Dobson interview. He truly is an inspiration. We cannot have a President that is ruled by fear when we have the opportunity for a faith based administration.
What so many liberals will never understand is that understanding the difference between right and wrong and making a conscience choice to do the moral and just thing is far preferable to doing the right thing only because one fears the consequences. Fear induced fidelity isn’t fidelity at all, it’s just being afraid. Fear is for socialist.
Kind regards!
BB
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2:13 pm
Exept, you ‘christians’ only follow what you think is ‘right’ because you fear your god’s wrath. We do not have any god to fear, so when we do something right, we must be making a conscience choice to do what is good for others.
Fear of punishment is not morality. Empathy is where morality really comes from.
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2:28 pm
“Exept, you ‘christians’ only follow what you think is ‘right’ because you fear your god’s wrath.” That simply is not true, Blood Wolf.
As a non-Christian, your observations are interpreted to avail your thin skin. Of course you need to be right, but until you accept Jesus as your personal salvation and walk in the shoes of a Christian life – You simply will never speak the truth or fully understand what a Christian ‘thinks’.
Kind regards,
BB
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2:37 pm
One does not have to follow a cult to have morality.
Being social animals, we depend on others for support, and we would gladly support others, because it benifits all of us.
Also, the most highest for a morality is being able to relate and help a compltete stranger, regardless of who or what they are.
But you have shown to be incapable of empathize with anyone who is different from you. I can respect your right for religion, but you can’t seem to respect my right to not have religion.
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3:10 pm
Well Blood Wolf, since your comments appear on this Christian site without moderation or edit – How exactly are you being disrespected?
No one is forcing you to practice religion, yet you people constantly see these imaginary slights. You lie about what a Christian thinks and feels, yet refuse to accept Him.
“The highest morality is to help a complete stranger…you have shown to be incapable of empathize with anyone who is different from you.” Oh really. Where is your empathy for Christians? Where have you walked in a Christian’s shoes?
I cannot truly empathize your plight of non-belief because my belief is part of my life. I see His work in everything, including you. I would need to blind myself and plug my ears. I would need to bind my hands because my work at the mission kitchen is praise for Him. I can only imagine that and sympathize with your disorder.
Kind regards,
BB
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3:34 pm
A Christian that actually gives a damn doesn’t go around berating others, nor condemning them, nor lying like an ass. You can’t tell the truth if your life depended on it. Prissy can’t admit that he’s a racist to save his life, August is as high as a kite right now, Billings is a fucked-up bastard, Clownboy’s a lying minion, Tyson’s a homophobic asshole, and you’re a hypocritical little bitch. These aren’t just character flaws that one can just dismiss to see past the person, you center your entire lives around these flaws, Prissy constantly trying to find ways to harass black people and Mexicans, Adam constantly lying whenever it’s convenient for him, Billings is completely incapable of relating to society at large, Clownboy’s constantly sucking Billings’ dick, and as a collective whole, you all can’t stand people who are different and you practically make it your mission to get rid of them in whatever way you can. You can’t even accept Obama as the President, you’re constantly referring to him as “The President who isn’t President Bush” (well fuck, that’s about 40 different men right there and two others who have the same damn name you twit), and you act like you’re ‘ever so kind and loving’.
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5:54 pm
Blondie, you are not even a real christian, a real christian loves anyone regardless of who they are. I don’t hate all christians in total, but people like you just give the good ones a bad name.
You claim to speak only the truth, yet you refuse to even consider other people’s veiws, you would just dance with joy if everyone were all the exact same as you, backwards and judgmental of every, little difference.
We atheists are not the closed- minded ones here. Hell, if it won’t for the people who have opened their minds to new ideas, you would not even have the internet and all the luxuries you take for granted.
As I said, I respect your right to beleif, but you need to learn to respect my right to disbeleif.
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6:01 pm
You have a very active imagination! Blood Wolf! I expect this from L.N. poor dear is high on the oxycottonclean or what ever the kids are calling it.
But your dialog is nearly as irrational as L.N. Where in the wide world of sports are you getting these claims and accusations? This site is filled with the spirit and anointed in faith.
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6:10 pm
And of course, you don’t even try to reflect upon what I wrote as a chance to learn something, and go straight to thinking I am high on something.
I guess that is typical for a false christian.
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3:45 pm
Do we know what this harlot looks like? Perhaps she was more attractive than the Lewinsky. There is no excuse for the Lewinsky, but if it was a girl with an attractive body and possibly wearing those yoga pants like I see them in town, I could possibly understand and admire some transgressions.
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11:32 pm
Dracula, shouldn’t you be off fucking your sister or something?
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11:36 pm
1.3?
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