Newt Gingrich Plays the Crying Game (With Crybaby Pictures)
Realizing the American people for once may not be keen on voting for a bonafide asshole with no concept of loyalty, Newt Gingrich resorts to tugging on the American people’s heartstrings with crocodile tears.
This election cycle’s Academy Award for the best show of crying when you realize you cannot win the Iowa Caucus goes to Newt Gingrich. Today someone asked a question about Newt’s mother and good old Newt let loose the waterworks.
This is the same Newt Gingrich who said of his cancer plagued wife: “She’s not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer.”
Oh, you don’t believe me. I’ll corroborate with the Los Angeles Times. Such a quote us up there with banging a mistress while your wife dies from cancer, or as we now know it, one order of the John Edwards’ special.
I really don’t have too much more to say on this matter as I’m just a evil bleeding heart liberal who fails to be moved by the tears of the The Gingrinch (How the Gingrinch Stole Christmas is my way late holiday story if Newt gets the GOP nod, and you heard it here on ChristWire first). This man is heartless and methodical. And don’t pretend like I’m being biased. Hillary was just as much a snake in the grass when she tried to cry herself some sympathy votes when she realized Obama was going to destroy her at the polls
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Author: Rachel Aschner-Barsky
Former circuit gymnast and now retired from the sport, I'm now embarking on a career in my field of college study: journalism. These guys at ChristWire have hired me and I do not plan to back down for my "crazy liberal" views. Join me and let's bring the biased 'conservatives' down a notch or two.
9:51 pm
and we care
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9:53 pm
You liberals are cold hearted.
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11:33 pm
Says the man supporting the idea of nuking the rest of the fucking planet. Like I said, it’s the cat shit
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2:29 pm
Adam, considering your comments on here, do you realize how stupid that statement is?
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2:36 pm
We’re not talking about global policy here. This is a son crying over his mother. Have some compassion.
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2:54 pm
Have a soul that’s not made of dogshit.
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10:28 pm
this is important how exactly
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1:59 am
why would we care that a republican would cry ?? they will be happy to destroy the country and the world apart when they get elected
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6:18 am
I too was touched by this brave mans display of faith an love of country. Real Americans like Newt Gingrich are exactly what this country needs to lead us out of the den of homosexuality and sin that the Arab Obama has created.
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1:59 pm
I sincerely hope it’s the cat shit making you stupid
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6:38 am
Hahah,http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/09/christwire.html
you got me for sure,now i know its parody,good job guys keep it up ! Im outa here
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9:56 am
On one hand, I’m touched that Newt would show such emotion for his mother. On the other hand, he’s a Cathaholic. I don’t trust those people. They call themselves Christians, but they’re not Baptists or sincere enough in their faith to handle rattlesnakes, so they’re not much better than Mormoons in my eyes. But then again, Newt has lusted after lots of women, just like King David of the Old Manly Testament, so that makes him a 100% heteroman. I’m torn with indecision, like the bunghole of a homogay after Saturday night at the bath house in San Francisco.
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1:31 pm
Limp wristed Phil Donohue just lost my vote.
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1:35 pm
Was he going to illegalize cat shit?
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1:42 pm
You have to be one of the most immature, psychotic commenters on here little girl. I hope you are ashamed of yourself some day.
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1:43 pm
I hope you lay off the cat shit, get a linux and stop being ignorant someday.
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1:48 pm
Despite what you say, I still love you and Jesus does as well. Someday I pray to welcome you into the community of Christ! Even if you’re a muslim or an atheist, you can still change your ways. You must embrace the love of God’s people if you want to make something of yourself. Do you wonder why you have no life, no friends, no happiness? Do you struggle with unemployment or drug addiction? There are many reasons for this but the most vital is your lack of faith.
Imagine a worst case scenario, if you were a drug addict or a Jew and you died tomorrow, what would become of you? Do you think you can escape the burning embers of hell? A minute would be too much pain… Now imagine that for an eternity. It would be simply beyond comprehension.
Well, I hope this helped little lady and let me welcome you to Christwire’s community. Hope you come back soon!
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1:52 pm
I’m sorry, the LORD’s love has changed me and I feel guilty. How can I make it up to you?
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1:59 pm
I would start by taking an inventory of your sins and praying to Jesus for forgiveness. You should clean up your life, cut your hair, bathe regularly and stop masturbating. If you would like some personal Christian counseling sessions, why don’t you send me an email note and I can speak to you privately? Include pictures if you’d like. God bless!
Stephenson
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2:02 pm
Yes! I can feel Jesus calling me! I belong here! He is sending me a message…
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2:03 pm
Oh, nevermind, He’s just telling me that you should lay off the cat shit
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2:34 pm
“Do you wonder why you have no life, no friends, no happiness?”
Billings, didn’t Mother tell you to stop harassing people online?
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2:36 pm
Thanks a lot Clare. That young boy was about to let me help him until you stomped in.
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2:43 pm
Is your head stuck so far up your cat’s ass that you don’t realize I don’t believe a word of your religious shit HAHAHA you make me laugh!!!
Claire, it’s true, he almost reached me, now thanks to you I will become an emosexual homogay. Whatever.
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3:00 pm
Nah, Billings hates cats because he’s a goddamned asshole.
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3:03 pm
I’m not really an animal person, but I love cats now that this horrible person hates them.
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3:26 pm
You’d love cats if you met mine, especially my little Chucky (not the one in my avatar). She’s a goofball.
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3:33 pm
I’d like to meet your ‘cat’, Claire.
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3:54 pm
And I’d like to chop your balls off, but that’s just not in the cards now, is it?
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4:28 pm
We should all get together for a cup of coffee. Share some stories, cats?
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5:34 pm
“Imagine a worst case scenario, if you were a drug addict or a Jew and you died tomorrow, what would become of you?”
Considering Jewish people worship and believe God and believe that they’ll go to Heaven, I’d imagine that if I was a Jewish person who stuck to the book, I’d end up in Heaven. As for the drug addict, since drug use isn’t technically a sin, I’d imagine that it’d play no factor into them going into Hell or Heaven.
“Do you think you can escape the burning embers of hell?”
And with that you’ve proven you know nothing about anything when it comes to Hell.
“You should clean up your life, cut your hair, bathe regularly and stop masturbating.”
Why do you want to assume you know what people do? I would just take that as general advice, but you’ve proved that you think you know more about a person than the person themselves quite a few times. Oh, and by the way, cutting your hair is a sin while masturbating plays no role in the afterlife since even during sex there are tons and tons of sperm that don’t reach the egg and die.
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6:05 pm
That is quite a bundle of misinformation you’ve packed up there Alan. First off, Jews do not worship Jesus and do not recognize Him as the Son of God, so there are not destined for the Kingdom of Heaven. If you knew the importance of Biblical teaching, you’d understand that. Drug addiction is sloth, disrespecting the body as a temple and vertiably murder of others through crime so yes, it is indeed a sin.
As for the tenor of my statement, this young person came to me seeking help and I offered it. This is what I do and I love it! If you have personal and even sexual question, don’t be afraid to ask!
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6:33 pm
Sexual question: do you do this to compensate for the small size of your penis?
Just so you know: I shower reguularly and have short hair, you prejudiced dipshit, or is the cat shit making you imagine this?
As a former Jew: I have many Jewish friends and don’t appreciate using that as an insult. Also, drug use can be proven a sin without even referring to the old testament btw, Hillel said “If I am not for myself, who will be for me.”
I have a life and am very happy. Now kindly fuck off.
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2:08 pm
@Linux : HIGH FIVE, SISTA
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2:10 pm
You guys do realize I’m a guy…right? It’s been suttle, and I thought everyone was just making fun of me and implying I’m a trannie or something but seriously, IM A GUY!
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2:13 pm
Oops. Sorry
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2:13 pm
But, seriously, lol, lmfao, omgrofl, lolcode, lolpython, whitespace, brainfuck, chef, that was funny. (I switched to esoteric programming languages halfway, anyone notice?)
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2:13 pm
Anyway….. How do I change my avatar?
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2:17 pm
the page that pops up when u first log in, scroll down and it lets u choose
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2:55 pm
why did someone condemn this? I’m just explaining how to change an avatar.
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3:01 pm
Claire is seeing red because she thinks Iran has the right to hold the world’s oil hostage and the US may have to declare war on yet another fascist Muslim regime.
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3:04 pm
fascist? Do you have a word bank that you select words from and piece them together to form this cat shit you call comments?
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3:25 pm
Linux, please don’t insult cat shit. Cat shit is much more intelligent than Adam’s comments.
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3:27 pm
Cats love to urinate and defecate. Rather disgusting if you ask me. They even eat it!
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3:48 pm
Cats are very disgusting vermin. I actually, found, a cat the other day and am letting it stay in my workshop. With the holidays the local shelter said I won’t be able to drop it off until January 2nd. Looks like I’m the daddy of a kitty until then, and let me tell you, it’s gross! I may take pictures and all and make another Cat for Claire documentary.
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3:30 pm
Cats don’t “love” to urinate and defecate anymore than humans do. And they don’t eat their feces – it’s the dogs that do that. Cats are very fastidious creatures. Dogs, however, eat their own shit, the shit of other dogs, and the shit of cats. Dogs like cat shit because due to the higher amount of protein in cat food, it’s like a treat to them.
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3:53 pm
“I actually, found, a cat the other day”
Nice commas, douchebag.
Oh, and perhaps the cat would be less disgusting if you gave it a litterbox and cleaned it.
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6:09 pm
I actually bought both for her. She also has two cute bowls, some food (she likes the salmon and the turkey with gravy) and I let her walk around in the house earlier. My guests really like her and find my having a pet cat makes me ‘very, very cute’. She’s helping me bring the New Year’s in with a bang.
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4:27 pm
and didn’t try to convert it
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6:07 pm
Rather shameless that Clare would use this website to proclaim she’s an expert in cat feces! I don’t know why she is so egotistical and proud of such a thing. Most normal people would be horrified to admit such filth.
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6:47 pm
Did I say I was an expert in cat feces? No, I was simply proving YOU wrong when you claimed that cats eat their feces. During a nutrition course at school we were reviewing how cats require more protein in their diets than dogs do, and that because of that cat feces contains more protein, which makes it appealing to dogs.
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6:53 pm
You must use every little word someone says against you, musn’t you?
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6:58 pm
Have you ever actually eaten cat feces? I know some sexual perverts get into that sort of thing.
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5:21 pm
Are you an idiot? I heard some christians are.
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3:02 pm
Only Billings would eat animal feces or Human one for the matter
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