• Newt Gingrich Plays the Crying Game (With Crybaby Pictures)

    December 30, 2011 9:43 pm 55 comments

    Realizing the American people for once may not be keen on voting for a bonafide asshole with no concept of loyalty, Newt Gingrich resorts to tugging on the American people’s heartstrings with crocodile tears.

    This election cycle’s Academy Award for the best show of crying when you realize you cannot win the Iowa Caucus goes to Newt Gingrich.  Today someone asked a question about Newt’s mother and good old Newt let loose the waterworks.

    This is the same Newt Gingrich who said of his cancer plagued wife:  “She’s not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer.”

    Oh, you don’t believe me.  I’ll corroborate with the Los Angeles Times.  Such a quote us up there with banging a mistress while your wife dies from cancer, or as we now know it, one order of the John Edwards’ special.

    I really don’t have too much more to say on this matter as I’m just a evil bleeding heart liberal who fails to be moved by the tears of the The Gingrinch (How the Gingrinch Stole Christmas is my way late holiday story if Newt gets the GOP nod, and you heard it here on ChristWire first).  This man is heartless and methodical.  And don’t pretend like I’m being biased.  Hillary was just as much a snake in the grass when she tried to cry herself some sympathy votes when she realized Obama was going to destroy her at the polls

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    Rachel Aschner-Barsky Former circuit gymnast and now retired from the sport, I'm now embarking on a career in my field of college study: journalism. These guys at ChristWire have hired me and I do not plan to back down for my "crazy liberal" views. Join me and let's bring the biased 'conservatives' down a notch or two.

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