Oh Canada…Why God Hates You
Oh Canada…Why God Hates You, And Why We Don’t Give a Canuck About Canadians Anymore. An expose into why God has cursed a nation.
One of America’s most trusted allies is to it’s north, Canada. But should it be? Should we trust these people? In my experience Canadians are up tight, godless, racist, communist, jerks. It is my intention to show you why God is ashamed of this sinful nation that has turned its self from Gods moral and correct teachings. God hates them for this, and he will soon set them on fire like He did England earlier this year. I hope that the people of Canadia see this and realize their mistakes and turn from their evil ways back to the awaiting open arms of God and the full friendship of the American people who are now Gods modern day chosen people.
TERRORISTS
Canada has an open border policy with people from Muslim lands. This is why it was so easy for the Al Quida terrorists of 9-11 infamy to come into America and ruthlessly murder over 3,000 people. Liberals think that because Canadians are typically white Anglo Saxons like us that they can be trusted. So the border with Canada is virtually unprotected for thousands and thousands of miles.
Muslims come from hot desert lands. Why would any of them want to go to a frozen waste land? There is only one answer to that. To stage terror attacks on America. It is bad enough that the muslims are all staging invasion in Canada but they are starting to pour into America. The City of Dearborn Michigan is teeming with them. In fact there is a new show on cable called “All American Muslim” that shows us what these “people’ are up to. Expect an article on that sin filthy show coming soon.
GOD HATERS
Canada is a liberal nation of atheists. They imprison and fine Christians for speaking their views. Don’t believe me? This story comes from www.catholiceducation.org, I hate using the Catholic heresy as a source but they do actually believe in God (wrongly)so I am more apt to believe them then a bunch of Hockey playing Canadians.
A group of eight Christians, members of a group called Operation Rescue protesting abortion were arrested and sentenced to jail terms for peacefully protesting outside an abortion clinic. I met one of the men, Donald Spratt, who was incarcerated in British Columbia’s maximum security Oakalla prison for his crime — he was holding a sign outside an abortion clinic. Currently, he is awaiting trial in the BC Court of Appeal for violating the “bubble zone” of an abortion clinic. Once again, he was simply holding a sign with a Bible verse on it — Thou shalt not kill.
A man by the name of Bill Whatcott, an evangelical Christian who is a licensed practical nurse, was fined $15,000 by his professional association, for protesting against abortion on his own time, and also fined $20,000 by the Saskatchewan Human Rights Commission for speaking out against homosexuality. There is a great deal of intolerance shown towards religious people who express their views in public.
I hope this sounds like Stalinist Russia or Hitlers Germany to you because it is. The liberal God hating Canadian Government is using the mighty hand of their liberal godless judiciary to ruthlessly fine and imprison Christians for what should be their undeniable right to Freedom Of Speech. You are probably thinking that this is as bad as it gets and that I have used the worst examples that I can find. That is not at all in fact correct. In fact it goes on:
Mr. Hugh Owen is an evangelical Christian employed as a prison guard. He placed an ad in theSaskatchewan Star Phoenix. The ad was a picture of two stick men holding hands, with a red circle with a bar across, superimposed on them. Below were four scripture references, but not the actual Bible verses. In 2001 he was convicted of a hate crime by the Saskatchewan Human Rights Tribunal and forced to pay his three accusers $1500 each. The judge in the Saskatchewan Court of Queen’s Bench suggested that using Bible verses in a newspaper ad like this, could be construed as hate literature. So there is now legal precedent in Canada that the Holy Bible is hate literature.
Professional printer Scott Brockie, who refused to print material for the Canadian Gay and Lesbian Archives, because he felt doing so would violate his religious beliefs. He was fined $5000 on February 24, 2000, and ordered to print the material anyway. Mr. Brockie took his case to the Ontario Supreme Court, then to the Ontario Court of Appeal and lost both times. The court has ordered Mr. Brockie to pay his opponents legal costs of $40,000. His total legal bills surpass $170,000.
In the year 2000 every city in British Columbia was threatened with a Human Rights Tribunal lawsuit if they did not proclaim a Gay Pride Day by a group called the Rainbow Coalition. Many cities did, but some cities stopped making proclamations of any kind just to avoid the whole controversy.
I am afraid that the list of Canadian crimes against Christians go on an on. Canada would have you believe that it is a peaceful land for of tolerance and freedom. But the truth is that there is no freedom or tolerance if you are a christian.
NO GUNS
America was founded with guns. Our nation has a long and proud history of using guns for defense against aggressors (such as England of Canada early on) and for procuring food from hunting. Americans still use guns for defense and hunting as well as sport and collecting. We love guns. We know that they are tools and unfortunately like all tools can be used as deadly weapons by the wrong people. But we as a nation do not go around banning the use and sell of hammers and wrenches…or guns.
Canada is different. Canada does not love guns. They are a socialist nation that trusts their government to protect them. So they have allowed their nation to take their guns away.
In Canada you can have a long gun, which is a rifle or shotgun. But you have to have it registered. Americans know that gun registries are a way to allow the government to know how many guns you have and where they are, allowing them to one day come and take them away from you when they feel that an armed populace is to strong to usurp the power of the all mighty government.
Handguns, which are pistols, are virtually outlawed in Canada. Handguns with a barrel shorter than 4.14 inches are illegal in Canada. Pistols in .25 or .32 caliber are completely illegal in Canada. Most handguns with a barrel longer than 4.14 inches are restricted. If you ever go to Canada and want to defend yourself against crazed atheists then I suggest a bow and arrows. Unless they are afraid of those to!
It isn’t bad enough that they have to make guns illegal in their own country they are trying to force gun laws here in America! The New Democratic Party leader advocates lobbying for tougher gun-control laws in the USA.
ASIANS: CANADA’S MEXICANS
Canadians love to talk about how racist Americans are. Listen to a Canadian and you would think the whole country is like Mississippi in the 1950’s. But the truth is we are all Americans and love one another. We may have disagreements occasionally but we are all one happy American family when it comes right down to it. But not Canada.
Just like Mexicans are pouring into our borders, Asians are entering into Canada and the Canadians don’t like it. These poor squinty eyed refugees are going to Canada, packing freighters and cargo ships for a land that they have been told is open, friendly and accepting. But it isn’t.
Especially hated are the Tamil people of Sri Lanka. But all groups of Asians are hated in Canada. They are looked to as a source of labor and foreign investment, but are still not looked at as real Canadians. As one web site puts it:
As such, Asian Canadians are trapped in a perpetual racist contradiction: they are both wanted and unwanted in this country. So long as they provide labour, capital, and expertise to the Canadian economy, they are wanted. However, when they assert their entitlement to human rights, genuine integration, and even education in Canada, their sense of belonging is challenged.
CANADIAN CHILD MOLESTERS
Any child molester is a disgusting pervert that deserves the toughest earthly punishment, and then deserves an eternity in hell. Canada is not the only land to have perverts. But they are the only people to give this man a game show on television where he could touch countless generations of kids in inappropriate ways…
ATHLETICS
Hockey is the worst sport in the world. With the exception of Soccer. Only Canadians could come up 
with a supposed sport that involves men figure skating with sticks and putting little black things into stylized puckered butt cheeks.
Speaking of racism, why didn’t they have one single person of color on their winter Olympic team? America is such an accepting land we have plenty of dark colored people on our teams. Speaking of winter Olympics, what in the world is curling? If people are going to play a sport where you sweep something then women should play that sport. Sweeping is a woman’s job. Why do Canadians insist on blurring the lines between sexual roles?
THE FRENCH
As if Canadians of English descent isn’t bad enough you have Canadians or French decent too. We all know that the French are more perverted deviants than the English, so if the English Canadians are as bad as we have seen, then imagine how disgusting it is to live in the French part.
Not much is known about French Canadia as they speak a foreign language. What we do know is that they are clustered in an area known as Quebec. Church attendance in Quebec is low. The frenchies want to succeed from Canada but have lost their political bids to gain independence, time and time again. Unlike Americans they are unwilling to raise up and take their independence, even if they did what are they going to do it with, Hockey sticks? Guns are virtually outlawed.
Because of the opulence of the French in the east, western Canadians pay more taxes to feed the fat, rich and French Eastern part. All that cheese and wine goes somewhere. It goes to their waists.
CANADIAN BACON AND OTHER INSECURITIES.
It all boils down to the fact that Canadians hate their selves. They know that they are wrong. They know that they are sinners and they wish they were us. America saw what England had become and decided that we didn’t want any of it, any longer. On the other hand, Canada decided to stick with the monarchy. Because of this they stayed in the shadow of the queen and never had a chance to shine as their own independent light. They never got to become a major party on the international landscape.
Now all they have is Hockey, and a Navy that is smaller than some Somali pirate fleets. Canada hates the US because they secretly want to be us. This love hate feeling that they have for us is pouring over into politics. Only an insecure nation would rename Ham in their honor.
NORTH AMERICAN UNIFICATION
Many Americans are tired of having to enter a foreign land just to go to our own American territories and states. Among these places are Point Roberts, Washington and the Great State of Alaska. Because they are separated from the mainland, Americans have to make an arduous journey across the unfriendly nation of Canada. Many Christians in fact fear imprisonment if caught.
There is actually a movement to take back parts of Canada as our Manifest Destiny. One such organization, unitednorthamerica.org even supports America Uniting with Canada and having a 60 state nation. But can Americans and Canadians come together to be one nation?
They would have to learn to be tolerant people and to respect ones inalienable rights to life, land, guns, free speech and happiness. They would also have to give up their socialist ways and embrace capitalism and the free market. They would also have to stop persecuting religious Christians and learn to live with us hand in hand in Gods love.
The truth is that Canadians are just too sinful and perverse to be included in Gods love, let alone America’s. God is much more forgiving than America. He may forgive people persecuting his beloved people, but we do not.
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Author: Susan B. Xenu
Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings this spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. "Sister Susan" joined our staff in 2011 and has a fiery writing style on a diverse set of topics. A widow she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! You can now add her on Facebook or Twitter. Also read her Personal Blog.
8:41 pm
What a wonderful and insightful article Susan, your many years have made you a genious to the ways of the world.
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Thank you brother, did you see that I linked your Nickleback article?
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I did, great placement!
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Agreed. Being a muslim, Sisan has shown me the light. Hopefully god can forgive my sins
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Sorry, I don’t understand dirka dirka
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the name is susan…susan.
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ey yo sisans a bitch yo militant nukkaaasssssss
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10:55 am
Are you sucking Susan’s dick? lol. There is nothing insightful or wonderful to be found in the article.
when 70 people disagree with you compared to 2 that agree (probably you and Susan) you might want to go for a walk and reflect on your life and what you believe in.
Well all I can say is that I am ashamed to share such closeness in DNA to you both, I don’t know what went wrong with yours or where it failed to evolve, but hey, that’s evolution right.
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11:32 pm
It must be awfull to live in such a Godless society as the one in Canada, no wonder Canada is being drowned in filthy immigrants from the worst parts of the globe, the secularism of this hellbound nation has allowed it to happen.
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8:39 am
Canada is where Santa is from
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11:40 pm
Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
(1 Timothy 2.11-12
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Just die. Fuck you, and die.
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8:55 pm
I see you still havent cleaned the beach sand out of your lady bits.
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9:10 pm
And you haven’t left your mother’s basement.
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11:28 pm
Young Lady you are being very rude to this wonderful christian lady. be respectful or leave.
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12:49 am
Where’s your husband been Chucky? Did you pound his ass so hard that it’s affected his hands?
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4:23 am
Damn LN sure is a mouthy little bitch. Her man needs to slap some shut the Fuck up into her.
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9:04 pm
I agree with you! ILY!
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12:54 pm
Third that.
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1:48 am
You people have not seen the light. You little heathens. If a muslim like myself can be saved, so can you! Just praise God!
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4:51 pm
You’ve only just been brainwashed. The light you speak of is not a light of love, but one that blinds you.
Great, now I’m starting to sound like a preacher, just because you believe it to be true, doesn’t mean everyone else has to.
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4:28 am
what is an ILY?
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2:54 am
hahahahaha ILY= I=I L=LOVE Y=YOU!
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8:56 pm
Ice Mexicans might even be worse than the normal Mexicans.
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11:12 pm
And you can’t tell who they are just by looking at them. They are whiter than we are.
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12:48 am
They are so pale, you can see the unholy blood pulsing through their veins. Filth.
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2:44 am
well why not just simply shut up and stay in your doomed country because if you come here I won’t appreciate you use your insult on us
We are actually proud people we are not Racist actually we welcome Asian in Open arm the asian youd escribed are actually being deported here as prostitution (sold) and you will just use that as another argument to belittle My country I guess ?
Anyway You barely know nothing about Canada and your Manifest destiny is not Valid anymore so if you Invade Canada you will find a Resistance and you will be kicked out of ehre
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12:59 pm
I’m really ashamed that we are even considered America’s neighbours.
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4:31 am
what are you crackers gonna use on us as a resistance? snow shovels? You ain’t got no guns. Hell there’s more guns in my hood than in yo whole country!
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@Negro : Didn’t Irak only had rocks and sticks ?
There is enough guns for the whole population, don’t you worry.
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10:48 am
Dear Jane “Spray Tan” McDermott,
I polite-fully object to your description of Canadians as pale filth. It appears that your clinging behaviour to religion has led you to believe that blood can be “Holy” or “Unholy”
Have you become so delusional that you think its normal to drink wine in the afternoon and pretend its the Holy blood of Christ?
I “pray” that your thoughts one day become purified with the knowledge and philosophy of life and you are able to accept the fact that your blood as like my blood contains 2.5% Neanderthal DNA within it.
Merry Holidays My Love.
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8:49 am
blood comes in two varieties. inside someone, and outside someone
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12:12 am
Jane,
Although your argument holds no value to me, I can’t help but reply. “They’re so pale”??? Talk about being racist. We are a country of multiculturism, which means the people of Canada are considered to be all the colours you can think of. I know Canadians who are four times darker then you will ever be and are four times the person who will ever be. However, they will not be four times the person you are because of the colour of their skin; it will be because their heart is four times more forgiving and accepting then yours will ever be.
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6:05 pm
How can you call another human being filth? What has anyone in Mexico done to you to make you hate them so much?
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8:10 pm
You rasist bitch! You will reap what you sow. So shut up! Why must you hate anything/anyone thats different than you? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, you dumb bitch!
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8:46 am
I wonder if one of them will fight me
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1:29 pm
Militant Nigger – What we would use to resist is the russian military, British forces, Chinese and Japanees military, and most of the world military resources. Cause if the USA were to attach canada, than it would be the US versus the WORLD.
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9:15 am
well at least we don’t have a $4 Trillion deficit!
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12:01 am
You wish you were an Ice Mexican.
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8:53 am
I here it’s cold in Ice Mexico… I want to go to Ice Mexico now
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8:58 pm
hey! fuck off! what is your problem with canadians, they are just the same as americans!
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No you people are much worse than us as evidenced by your foul comments
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No! You cant accept difference, difference for you is a sin!
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11:30 pm
From what I read it is the ungodly canadians that are unwilling to accept christian difference.
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2:46 am
you know Nothing it’s pathetic
the christian ehre persecute people and you want them to roam free and do what they want ?
Are you fucking Kidding me 2 years ago there were a Bunch of christian group who entered a Gay Bar and started bashing on Gay people ? and you want christian to be free
they can be Free only if they shut up about homosexuality and accept them
If they are not happy USA is south of here
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4:32 am
Damn can you speak some english?
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4:27 pm
are you kidding me? wow. people like you, BLOW MY MIND. I can’t believe you exist….ungodly? You are clearly the one who has no God. CHUCK D FINLEY-F*CK1NG LOSER
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6:10 pm
I am Canadian, and I accept Christian difference. I am not a believer in God, but I have many Christian friends here in Canada who are very happy to live here.
I accept anyone who is a decent human being.
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8:16 pm
WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH BEING DIFFERENT?!? Everyone in the world is different, I’m no christian but didn’t god make us all different and in his own image? And as for being Canadian, atleast our country isn’t going down the shitter like America! As well as our Prime Minaster is a christian! Where as Obama wants to get rids of the “In God We Trust” off the $ bills! So don`t start this shit on Canada cause we will whip your asses!
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4:56 pm
you are not a christian though … you have a twisted concept oif what true christianity is all about . your religion is a religion of deciet and lies . you try and convince people to hate and attack anyone who isn`t in line with your brand of ungodly thinking . you are the putrid usurper . the vile enemy of love and peace . you will burn in eternal hellfire for sure .
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12:19 am
Susan,
You want someone to blame for foul comments? Blame your article for starting the first paragraph of foul comments.
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11:59 pm
Canadian are the best. Just admit it. Playtimes over Susan.
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8:58 am
Nope, that’s Japanese. They export insanity.
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5:00 pm
you are the foul-mouthed old hag who insults us . you are the vile unclean usurper ./ you are way below us in every way imaginable . you have no good in you . there is only putrid filth and disgusting contempt which spews forth from your parched old hag lips ….
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9:38 pm
No, they’re saner than us.
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8:59 pm
I have ready many articles about the supposed “hate speech” laws up there and how they’re being used to suppress Christians and Biblical teaching. Canada used to be a place of faith, but how the mighty have fallen. The liberals up there just want to destroy everything and I guess the U.S. just hasn’t been paying attention (Sorry we’re too busy saving the rest of the world!). Well, maybe it’s time America turns its eyes to Canada once again and starts speaking up for the rights of Christians there. This sort of thing is basically criminal. And, frankly, it’s a pathetic and weak thing for any nation to do. Basically they’re admitting they can’t understand faith and decency and just want to throw in the towel and let the fringe groups rule. No wonder they have their horrible health care socialist system. And then there’s the homos, which practically run the country and Im not even talking about the frogs.
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9:11 pm
“I have ready many articles ”
And right there you’ve proven you’re a liar.
“(Sorry we’re too busy saving the rest of the world!)”
Dear god you have such a massive, yet undeserved ego. What makes you think that we’re ‘saving the rest of the world’?
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9:31 pm
Actually most of the middle east hates america for all the have done to them. And well I really do not blame them.
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9:54 pm
they hate us because we are christians and right. So you are saying you are a terrorist?
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10:33 pm
Yhea right! Of course! If I am from middle east I am a bloody terrorist right? And I spend every day planning how to get revenge on america! How pathetic! You and every one have to understand that we are all humans! There is no difference between ech other, we are made of the same chemical components!
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11:33 pm
Muslims are less than human. They are terrorist dogs hell bent on the destruction of this great christian nation.
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so you Label everyone who is not american and christian terrorist ?
you are clearly Insane assylum for you
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1:07 pm
Black, white, asian… We are all humans, you hate anything that is different then you and you’re calling us Canadians racists?
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Imma Terrorist! BOO!
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11:12 pm
They hate us for our freedom. We have brought the Orient nothing but blessings and they have in turn brought us nothing but terrorist activities. They lash out at us because of the luxuries we have been granted by the grace of God for being such a just, Christian nation. Any moron knows THAT!
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And you are, indeed, a moron.
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9:02 am
last I checked, Nuclear bombs aren’t a nice gift. and those we gave to Japan. wait! what did we ever give to the Middle East?
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2:48 am
Let’s have a deal we will send the christian who have been “persecuted” and you shut up Okay ?
and I said persecuted Loosely
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1:03 pm
Exactly when has America EVER saved anyone but them selfish selves?
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4:35 am
Hey cracker ass, do you know how much this nation spends in Africa to fight AIDS? No you don’t so shut your damned cracker snow eating mouth.
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A lot less time than Britain, Australia, and Canada.
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9:04 am
I don’t like where this is going.
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6:45 pm
Yes, your precious church does so much to help prevent AIDs, with their miraculously helpful BAN ALL CONDOMS program.
(Rolls eyes)
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4:44 pm
Brother Billings, may I join you in your quest to save the world?
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4:41 pm
Stephen Billings, you racist fuck….Canada IS a place of faith because we as a majority are not ignorant like yourself. Being Christian does not make you a person of “faith” or subject you to “good values,” in fact, your christian self seems like a pretty big asshole in my opinion. How can you even relate the fact that “Canadians are not Christian,” to being criminal? THIS IS NOT CRIMINAL-look at how you crazy you are. All the shootings & war that go down in YOUR country-now THAT is criminal.
Pretty sure you are the only person who believes the USA is “too busy saving the rest of the world”…more like you are too busy making enemy’s.
& homo’s? REALLY? REALLY? I thought we were in a day & age in our society where sexual orientation does not matter….which we are over here in Canada cause IT DOES NOT MATTER- I’m sure you are surrounded by gay people and you don’t even notice…asshole
You are the definition of an ignorant american-when I was in Asia this summer, people from all over the world (Australia, Europe, South America) would apologize if they originally though I was an American from my accent=people like you give the rest of the world A BAD VIEW ON AMERICANS
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stephenson billings is a mindless clown who wouldn`t even understand the difference in iraq or iran . what a pathetic bald-headed fool . how can anyone even listen to this asshole ….
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9:03 pm
I agree, Mr. B. Canada is a prime example of what COULD happen in our own great country of America if we are not careful. Christians are persecuted worldwide, maybe even one of the most persecuted groups. It is seen as a bad thing to be a proud Christian and support Christian values and morals. We can’t let America become Canada, and the first step to preventing that is to take Canada out, absorb it, and re-educate them.
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9:09 pm
“Truth that!” as the black fellows say!
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Or “I’m about all of that over here”
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9:21 pm
“Where da white womans at?” is another popular one. Laughing Out Loud!
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9:27 pm
East Tennessee mountain Blacks Say “Crucial!” or “Purriod!”
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Hey, it’s yo boy Albert Toppers. Laughing Out Loud!!!
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OH HELL NAW!You cracker @$$es is tripping!
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7:47 pm
I laugh at your stupidity. Nicholass, Christianity is in no way the most persecuted group in the world. That title belongs to the Jews or the Gays. Get your facts straight. Just because somebody says something doesn’t make it true.
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9:30 pm
Where da snap beans and potato chips!
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9:53 pm
Come on guys, you’re making me hungry for some KFC!
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mmm I want some extra crispy up in here, I bet you crackers would just keep it to yourselves.
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5:23 pm
Sister Susan, you know that you cannot eat KFC. Lord knows that your arteries are already so clogged up that one rogue piece of chicken would kill you dead!
On second though, give your address, I’ll fedex a bucket to you right now! Extra greasy with a side of shutthefuckup.
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4:41 pm
In my ass! Look for them!
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12:09 am
I think i know what else you are hungry for you flaming lesbo.
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4:22 pm
Once again the misinformed child has a half developed opinion. Look here boy, America has become hated the world over. This is not because of your freedom, when after all, you’re only as free as your congressd allows you to be. (When was the last time Congress actually did something other than get rich of taxpayer money anyway?)
America has become hated because of imperialistic idiots like yourselves. 200 years ago, we English learned the error of imperialism, and gave back the stolen lands. It really is sad to see that America is still two centuries behind us in terms of mental evolution.
America is not always right, it does not always have the answers, and it certainly has no place as the police of the world. Until America can shake off the misguided belief that it is the best country in the world, it will remain one of the worst.
No go back to your mummy and ask her to teach you some common sense child.
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9:45 pm
“Ax me dat again Monique and I’s gonna slap the chitlins right outta you mouf!”
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9:53 pm
Canada is a homosexual commie country, and I am so glad that Susan and the entirety of Christwire with the exception of Claire understands the truth about that abomination of a country.
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Thank you so much brother. Unfortunately there are othere, chiefly LN that do not understand common sense as well.
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11:33 pm
So common sense is apparently insulting people just because they aren’t you. Funny, I thought it was ‘don’t do stupid shit’, or something along those lines.
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You know what they say LN, common sense is not too common. And with judgement clouded by such strong extremism, it really doesn’t surprise me why Susan and her supporters lack any sense of rationality.
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Oh yes, I forgot about LN. And then we have all of those Black Vile Brides Emosexuals.
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You forgot about us British. Seems like a lot of people disagree with you doesn’t it? Is that not making you wonder about anything, or are you really that stupid?
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Oh I haven’t forgot about the british
http://christwire.org/2011/08/london-is-burning-why-god-hates-england/
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There are nothing on your site that is even remotely considered common sense, more like “Do as we demand you to do and share are veiws and you will go to haven.”
If haven is full of people like you, I think I’ll stick with the majority of humanity in hell.
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4:24 pm
Hear hear!
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9:12 am
ironically enough, becoming a worse person through faith is one of the quickest paths to hell.
of course, I wouldn’t want to go to heaven anyways: wth am I supposed to do in an eternal paradise? BORING!
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3:31 pm
Susan.
While I do believe that Americans and Candians are different and there are certain factors about each country that are better, You have gone way to far in publishing essentially a hate speech about Canadians with no factual proof that the whole populace can observe. I will take you seriously when this happens and when you finally decide to die
Cheers
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Canadia is the modern day Sodom & Gommorah.
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It is only a matter of time before God smites them, will they turn back to him in time?
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I would rather see them turned into a giant pillar in salt. America could use their spent bodies as a natural trading resource for the Eastern nations.
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1:19 pm
So you support cannibalism.
Wait you already do, considering that you already eat you god and drink his blood.
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6:57 pm
Do you know what, so would I. I’d rather die than be forced to believe in Yahweh, the greedy, sexist, mass murdering, envious, covetous, and spectacularly backward god he is.
Interesting that he breaks his own commandments. One could even be lead to believe that most of the judgements in the Bible are completely arbitrary…
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*led
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so if you guys hate Canada so much then Alberta can stop supplying you with oil, wheat, and beef. And the rest of Canada can stop supplying you with resources as well and completely disregard NAFTA. So if you hate us so much and think we are heathens and wrong doers, then why are you still taking the resources we share with you. We have fought in battles beside you. You send pilots here to train in Manitoba because we have some of the best pilots and training in the world. You are essentially delivering hate speeches with promises of Canada being destroyed and think that you are so much better then us. The truth is if we were to stop supplying you with oil, your entire country would grind to a halt because you guys dont have enough. So bravo on taking advantage of us and yet saying you are better then us. NOBODY IS BETTER THEN ANYBODY IN THIS WORLD. MORALS ARE BASED ON CULTURES SO PEOPLE CAN DO THINGS BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY ARE USED TO. NOT EVERYBODY IS AMERICAN AN I AM HAPPY ABOUT THAT
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This was a very excellent article. I will share this with many.
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I didn’t think crackers knew how to share.
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11:52 pm
I’ve always understood the Hockey to be a game created by communists and homogays. They wear masks and chase a biscuit around a rink and molest each other against the boards with their sticks.
There are some righteous Canadians that have attempted to import American Football into their country but they reverted and committed sacrilege by feminizing the sport by making the field longer and awarding a point for punting the ball. In America, you don’t get rewarded by failing to move the ball to the required yardage total.
This abomination of American Football alone is cause for applying strict economic sanctions and naval blockade.
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12:42 am
I dont understand Canadian Football but I understand sin.
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Believe me, dear. What the Canadians have done to the purest sport ever created is an abortion.
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1:21 pm
Football has got to be the most homosexual sport ever invented.
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4:30 pm
In football a quaterback yells out “hut hut” while he reaches in another grown man’s arse, and grabs on his nuts.
Is that gay? Or is that SUPER GAY?
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@Tom that was the greatest thing ever said XD
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you probably should have been an abortion. I used to play DIV 1 College ball. I’m Canadian, I’m proud of it. I have also fought alongside many American soldiers in Afghanistan and we are very similar people. we don’t hate Asians, we embrace all people. Yes we let muslims into our country becuase unlike you on this site, we have been to these places they come from giving aid and support, and we have seen first hand that they are people, just like us. Muslims may have a different name for god, but does it make them wrong? NO! they follow a very similar belief system as we do. If you didn’t sit on your computers all day, but rather went out into the world you’d see this. INFACT the bible begins in IRAQ. Just because they gave GOD a different name doesn’t mean anything. Read the Quran, take a religious studies course offered by a legitimate University; It’s very educational on what they truly believe. Thay have radicals just as any other group does. The Christian English have fought the same fights with the catholic IRA. Even in the USA you have had bombings on government establishments from christian and catholic radicals, Shootings of people based on race although they follow the same religion. YOU ARE RIDICULOUS for having a hatred towards your brothers. brothers in arms and brothers of the world. people are people, help the ones who need it.
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Lol Navalk Blockade How you can do that ? you know your ship will fall in the bottom of the Icy water even before you come here but hell
no one would do that not your army
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5:12 am
Armies don’t conduct Naval Blockades.
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even if they don,t conduct Your piticful ship will just sank down if you do a Blockade
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2:00 am
Please don’t drink excessively before trying to post here.
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Cassy, please be a man before coming to this site.
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4:42 am
that girl can’t write.
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4:43 am
I wonder if she’s retarded.
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9:52 pm
at least I know some negro who is retarded I’m a Man you little jack ass
and since Cassidy is too stupid to read even with my grammatical error I will explain to Him like a 5 Yo that he is
You know those little Boat you have that you will “surely use for you little blockade”
Well we know How to destroy them, and don’t worry we will have reinforcement in time
rememebr china and north kora even the Japanese will have a piece of you
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I totally agree with you. American football has to be the greatest sport in the world. Where else can you watch men in tight spandex jump on each other? And the best part is, it’s so forgiving. I mean, in Canadian football you need to go ten yards, but you only have three downs. But in American football, if you don’t get the first down after three tries, it’s no big deal! We’ll make it easier for you and give you another down!
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I would like to wish you luck with applying a “naval blockade” from America to Canada.. Not much space for the navy to get between the two countries..
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Well, I’ve yet to find a copy of the messed up map they seem to use on this ridiculous website. On their map, Canada and America are as probably as far away as Mercury and Pluto.
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You’re aware America has about three times as many hockey teams as Canada does right? That American Hockey teams have won the Stanley cup for the last ten years?
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last time we won was 93 but however we do have the team with the most stanley cups.
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Man I work with this illegal Canadian in my office. I like to call him a “snowback” instead of a wet back. He likes to talk about how wonderful Canada is, but his illegal ass is still here in the good old USa
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1:18 am
The Chinese are invading Canada because they want to launch an attack on America.
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1:25 am
Did you wind your tin-foil hat too tightly around your head?
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3:08 am
Mark my words Heathen!
The chinese are reproducing like mexicans, in a couple of years Canada is going to be an atheist communist chinese nation and they WILL ATTACK US !
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And I’d bet my last penny that they’d annihilate you if they did. Here’s hoping after all.
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how I wish that the chinese can put american in their place mostly those bunch of retarded christian
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i hope they succeed
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1:27 am
Thanks for putting out this article Susan. For some reason I’ve always wanted to visit Canada, but thankfully you warned me before I set foot in such a heathenish homogay hellhole. Kudos!
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You’re very welcome! Glad you enjoyed the article.
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10:49 pm
funny trolling.
just to set some facts straight:
Have you even been up there? judging people based on their skin tone is such a backwards way of thinking.
If you go to a school in Canada, it is not segregated like only white kids have white friends etc.
Canada is not a “white country”.
It’s one of the most multicultural and peaceful countries in the world.
Guns? they do not need guns most cities are safe enough to have your doors kept unlocked at night.
…Asians and Tamils are not hated, everyone is an individual and if someone is hated it is based on their individual actions (yeah some discriminatory people exist but this is rarer in Canada).. For example, I am white you are white but based on your actions I think you are a retarded but in a way funny and clever troll…sigh why am I wasting time typing this.
that is all.
I look forward to your retarded response.
happy trolling.
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I also want to thank you, Susan. I want to thank you for making sure nobody stupid enough to believe this article will ever set foot in my country.
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Damnit you are right! but I don’t want to be swimming in a sea of stupidity! oh well… I wonder if assault charges stack
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i think you are an idiot!!!!!!! asians are canadian mexicans???? you’re a sinner for hating on gods children like this. Americans have you to worry about
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6:22 pm
You SHOULD visit Canada if only to prove Susan wrong. If you ever decide to come here, I will recommend some nice places to visit. You may stay with my family and me and I can should you how beautiful this country is (or at least Ontario!).
Then you can see how wrong they are about Canada!
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In the “About the author” box, it says: “Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion.”
Passion? The passion for hating homosexuals and any kind of different people?
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3:16 am
where did I mention Gays in this article you canadian terrorist
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3:22 am
I think that he is upset about the “Canadian Child molesters” chapter.
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2:42 pm
Is he that creepy game show host?
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4:34 pm
Better than being a creepy old woman with dementia.
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Hey Granny you got them snow monkeys on the ropes now, they desparate for insults. That was diggin
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Susan, I admire your unparalleled intellect. It’s taken me years to understand that anybody who disagrees with me is automatically a terrorist.
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3:22 pm
I have passion, but that’s an entirely different prospect altogether
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Susan; I did not say in THIS particular article. I meant overall, which you would have understood if not for your blind hatred. And “Canadian terrorist?” Seriously? You believe I’m a terrorist just because I posted something that was incorrect with your article? The definition of the word terrorist is as follows, “A person who uses terrorism in the pursuit of political aims.” How am I pursing a political aim by stating an opinion? You need to obtain a dictionary and keep in handy because, otherwise, you’ll use words that your have no idea what they mean.
Christian Intellectual; I did not say anything about how I disliked the chapter addressing “Canadian Child Molesters” anywhere in my last post. If I am wrong, however, could you please direct me to those exact words? And I did not direct the last post to you personally, so why exactly did you comment?
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5:12 am
Gays = Child Molesters
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Why would you call your self that do you like it or something?
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Catholic Priests and Pastors= Child Molesters
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Canadian perverts= child molestors
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3:28 pm
Congratulations, you finally said something correct. Perverts usually are child molesters, or rapists or other types of criminals. But it’s not just the Canadian ones. Pervert is defined as a person who practices sexual perversion. Funny enough, it doesn’t mention a specific country of origin, or race.
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The way all you lot talk; is this website made for satirical comedy? Pedophiles are child molesters, not homosexuals … silly CI.
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Someone who is gay is attracted to the same sex. Not children. A pedophile is someone who molests children.
I know several gay men and women who are not even the slightest bit interested in children in that disgusting way.
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Actually the correct mathmatical term is American christian priest= chile molester i say this because the first accounts and the highest accounts are found, guess where… the US and this is becuse there are fewer restrictions there and i’d like to point out i’ve been all over the US and i found that it was a rewarding experience as to why canada is more intellectually inclined wherein the US is more of a “special” nation and i use “special” loosely like a mother talking to her mentally retarded child because of all the drunken hillbillies i saw.
i must say that i found some great places too, Florida, some places in Texas among others but all in all i didn’t mind it there… oh and must i say that one of your greatest landmarks is being shared with Canada, Niagra falls. The only reason we share our oil with you is because we pity how you all try to seem so above everyone but ignore many citizens of the states who cannot afford food or shelter.
Susan you’re a common case of a self-rightous Christian American and upon many others here to be hated for commiting many sins just typing into this article as your bible will tell you.
Here’s a sin i can say that every Self-rightous christian here has committed, Thou shalt love thy neighbour. We Canadians are your neighbour and we do nothing to provoke imperilistic christian attacks that have been shown in this article. The reason most of the world hates you is because of your Hitler, George Busch Jr. whom had such a small train of thought that he committed war crimes such as torture of epic proportions that Canadian RCMP’s were trying to get him convicted and tried in court for his heinous crimes against humanity.
If you’d like to contact me for more contact me on Facebook and we can have a discussion on the subject, anyone. I am open to any comments and suggestions about my thoughts, i only placed about half of them on this post and would gladly share the rest with someone asking me to do so.
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i once went to canada, and i barely escaped with my life. i didnt realize how ungodly a place it is before that.
i was spotted praying before starting to eat at a diner in vancouver. next moment i was surrounded by leather-clad, manicured homosexuals all holding hands.
i would surely have been burned alive, or given a fine the size of californias GDP if i had not had my hand gun with me. i dispensed divine justice to as many homo-gay terrorists as i could before i escaped and fled back to america, the land of god.
the diner homosexuals gave chase, but they soon became distracted by a bus full of school children, whom they proceeded to molest openly right there in the public street! while they were violating the children, one of them hoisted a burning american flag and began to masturbate underneath it.
ive heard canadians are cannibals too. it seems like the kind of thing perverts and terrorists and unholy abominations would do.
praise the lord.
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You are either a troll or a lying moron.
If troll, troll harder next time.
If lying moron, well there’s not much there I can help you with.
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2:21 pm
Damn, I don’t know what drug you were on when you came up with that story but I think I need some of that.
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2:52 pm
what a wonderful story of faith! I would love to read more of your stories.
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Of course you would like to read more stories like that Susan seeing as you deal exclusively in imaginary ramblings that have no basis in fact or reality. Its called dementia and you should probably seek medical attention immediately.
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6:18 pm
If I remember correctly, it’s the christians that are the cannibals, as I stated before, they eat their god’s flesh and drink his blood.
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6:38 pm
Wow. That sounds like a really bad trip. What was it you were smoking? Please tell me so that I don’t ever dope up on the same stuff by mistake.
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3:35 pm
Funny, because my grandparents and I pray in resteraunts before we eat all the time. Every Sunday in fact, right after church. And I have personally never been been confronted by “diner homosexuals”.
I’d go on, but there is so much wrong with what you said that I’m going to brush it off as a bad drug trip, or serious sarcasm.
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3:26 pm
Cool Story Bro
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1:14 pm
How does Canada explain the “Great Slave Lake”?
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3:21 pm
How do your parents explain your face? Either your mom or your dad clearly had to fuck a penguin to produce you.
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3:26 pm
Powerful argument.
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4:38 pm
Well I guess that would explain his abnormally large nose. LMAO!
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4:48 am
Claire your cracker boyish @$$ made me laugh with that! Now canadians THAT is how you make a burn. These canadians have no idea how to insult people.
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you needs to go back to the hood bro . you ain`t makin it out here …..
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8:15 pm
how do you american explain the KKK ?
also the Great slave lake is not even related to the black slavery ( oh and historically we never had any slave here most of the black people were escaping the american slaver
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4:49 am
Dam! So you buried them in a lake? My peoples? You damned racist snow bastards!
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5:12 am
Clearly you are an idiot who knows nothing about your own people’s history. That makes you a disgrace to your ancestors.
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5:03 pm
Umm.. Let me quote what was said.. “also the Great slave lake is not even related to the black slavery” And now let me paste what you replied, JUST to point out how stupid that comment sounded.. “Dam! So you buried them in a lake? My peoples? You damned racist snow bastards!” Did I miss the part where the definition of ” ‘x’ is not even related to ‘y’ ” was changed to ” ‘x’ means ‘y’ “??
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you are clearly stupid it’s what they called the “safe zone” for the slave
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5:04 pm
The aboriginal people who fished in it called themselves the “Etchareottine” – “the people dwelling in the shelter of the Rocky Mountains.” But the fiery Cree, who were contemptuous of the mild-mannered lifestyle of the lake-dwellers, referred to them as “awonak,” or “slaves.” Thus, the name Slave Lake. Hey Auggie, why don’t you do a little research before you just start hating all willy nilly like?!
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3:30 pm
How does America explain having slaves well after Canada did. And before you protest, that’s why slaves used the Underground Railway to travel FROM America INTO Canada.
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3:48 pm
How do you americans explain the first 100 years of your country with all your stupid slavery
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4:08 am
The lake got its name from a band of indians that lived in the area called the Slave. Its nothing more than a pure linguistic coincidence and has nothing to do with slavery especially seeing as Canada did not engage in slavery like the US did. But you wouldn’t bother to look that up yourself because you are an ignorant moron and a genetic waste of space.
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2:26 pm
I pretty much stopped reading this nonsense when you said Hockey is the worst sport in the world. It is 10x funner to watch and 10x as manlier a sport than our America’s beloved football.
Fast paced, non stop action, violence (Both in the form as slamming players against the wall and the fact you can fight), amazing skills from players. I end my comment with go Colorado Avalanche!
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2:54 pm
it is figure skating with gay man violence
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3:18 pm
And football is a bunch of dudes in tight pants tackling and hugging each other
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4:50 am
You’re right. It is “a bunch of dudes in tight pants tackling and hugging each other” and it still aint as gay as hockey!
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In hockey you can literally have a fistfight in the middle of a game. The physical contact involved in hockey, besides the fights and shoving other players in walls, is very low. 85% of football is physica; contact…Much much gayer.
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5:16 pm
American football is only played by wimps and gays. It’s just wusses who are too scared to play rugby, or gays looking to grab on another man’s gonads.
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3:36 pm
@OddAthiest Shit! why am I not playing hockey! beating the ever-loving shit out of someone is almost as fun as getting the ever-loving shit beat out of you.
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10:23 am
My dick is bigger than your dick.
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3:39 pm
You’re just pissed because our figure skaters kicked your figure skater’s butt in ever Olympic sport involving skating, from actually figure skating to playing hockey.
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10:01 pm
hah true the threes medalist was 1. S korean 2 japanese and 3 canadians
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2:41 pm
If Canadian christians are so persecuted here, why are they still in Canada? They can just leave if they wish.
Like America, this is a free nation.
Unlike America, we are not selfish assholes.
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2:54 pm
doesn’t sound like a free nation to me.
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3:31 pm
Saids someone who wants to invade our country for our resoures just becuase you demand it.
If people wanted to come to Canada, they can. If people wanted to leave Canada, they can.
We get many people of different cultures around the world coming to Canada, and we do not try and force our veiws down their throats because they are different, we accept them as part of our multicultural nation. Hell, one would even say we are among one of the most diverse places in the world, and as a canadian, I’m proud of it.
However, I am probably wasteing my time telling you this, but I feel that it is something that must be said.
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3:05 am
who said I want to invade your crappy little frozen wasteland?
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10:32 am
This frozen wasteland you speak of, are you describing your heart? Perhaps your brain?
Me thinks Jesus will personally reject such a hateful person to humanity when you seek to enter the Kingdom of God.
(oh wait…heaven land doesn’t exist) So when they bury you into the ground, I think that mother nature will reject you, by ensuring that all of the microbes and insects avoid from eating your flesh.
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The USA. In 1812. They tried and they failed.
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Horribly.
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I love how there has been no comment about the point of the original post.. I am curious to hear an answer.. “If Canadian Christians are so persecuted here, why are they still in Canada? They are free to leave if they wish.”
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You just said it in your new post…
This is actually harmful more for US than it is for Canada…
And everything about is you FAKE, where did you steal the photo from? I though christians were not supposed to lie, steal, an start a hatred wave…
What a nice christian lady, or man? FAKE!
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=3kE&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=women&tbm=isch&tbs=simg%3ACAQSWxpZCxCo1NgEGgQIFwg9DAsQsIynCBowCi4IARII2wTfBNwE4AQaIPK6OXoLlJZnpGlZ9XvGe2aU2LaqOHPb9fwKmqjLh6iFDAsQjq7-CBoKCggIARIEshf7pQw&biw=1712&bih=1191
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So we are gonna invade Canada for what? Ice? Hell, my refrigerator makes all I need. Keep yours.
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but I’m not a selfish asshole. Look! Cheese! Cheese for everyone!
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One of the commentators up in the facebook comments section made a good point. You all keep calling this a racist article. But I am white and am talking about White candadians. There is a difference between racism and nationalism that you liberal Canucks not seem to understand here is the definition for you of racism.
racism
rac·ism
noun
1.
a belief or doctrine that inherent differences among the various human races determine cultural or individual achievement, usually involving the idea that one’s own race is superior and has the right to rule others.
2.
a policy, system of government, etc., based upon or fostering such a doctrine; discrimination.
3.
hatred or intolerance of another race or other races.
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3:34 pm
Seems to fit you perfectly.
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4:00 pm
Canadians are a different race of people…Just as British people are different yet white as well. If you bash on any other nationality, even if they are the same color as you, it’s racism.
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4:15 pm
Are you stupid or just ignorant? Walk your statement into any school in the nation and ask a history teacher to evaluate it please.
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4:20 pm
what a moron. I get so tired of talking to stupid people sometime August. I just told the Snowback what racist was, he agreed with me and then contradicted himself. How stupid can you get?
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4:23 pm
I get tired of talking to idiots as well. Also tired of talking to racist assholes such as yourself.
And before you pull the “Respect your elders” card at me. No matter what age, gender, or race; If someone says something wrong, I will defend myself, be it with words or fists.
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3:04 am
So you want to beat me up?
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4:53 am
That is pretty tough of you brony, threatening a little old ass woman.
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3:52 pm
You could just push her over and she would break a hip. not worth the effort
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4:58 am
As a black man I know what Racism is. And this old white woman talking about a bunch of stupid white crackers in canada is not racism.
You dumb snow monkeys are insulting denigrated people all over the world for not even knowing what real racism is.
Do you think Martin Luther King Jr ever confused a little old lady talking about other crackers racism when they were turning the hoses on him in selma? Or when they shot his black ass?
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I’m sorry did you just call me a “dumb snow monkey” Must be a racist.
Now I’ve read a lot of Martin Luther King Jr. and I don’t think he would approve of the language you are using, let alone using his name to speak such nonsense.
“Do you think Martin Luther King Jr ever confused a little old lady talking about other crackers racism when they were turning the hoses on him in selma?”
Now I’ve read the above sentence several times and it appears that you are missing some key grammar and possible a word or two to make it a complete thought. It seems you are confusing.
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3:56 pm
As a black man, you are a racist and I hope you fall into a volcano.
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11:52 pm
its CANADIAN not Canadaian
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3:07 am
I am 81, forgive me if I make a spelling error in a comment! Jerk.
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3:08 am
Robert, shut the fuck up, you don’t forgive anyone else for any mistakes, you just want them dead.
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3:49 am
My oh my Susan, you certainly are a miserable, crusty old hag aren’t you?
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5:14 pm
He or she has misspelled it numerous times and in numerous ways.
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3:41 pm
technically, skin color is not the only indication of a different race.
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1:33 pm
What about your raking down of Mexican and Asian people you racist bitch.
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Race, Noun
a : a family, tribe, people, or nation belonging to the same stock
b : a class or kind of people unified by shared interests, habits, or characteristics
Yep, nothing about color of skin in there. Taken straight out of Merriam-Webster dictionary.
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7:37 pm
The Merriam-Webster dictionary is green-lighted by the homogay agenda.
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8:20 pm
pathetic excuse mister child molester clown boy seriously return abusing of Kid like your pals Billings
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8:21 pm
Really now…A dictionary…or you loco in the coco?
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3:55 am
Hey Albert, molest any children in your stupid pedophile clown costume lately?
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Im Christian and CANADIAN and last i looked we are a free Nation we have Free Health Care and were way more repected around the world then the US will ever be do research on the nation before saying were all gonna burn in hell
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I did do research, did you read the article? Did you see all the links to reference material? Shut your canuck mouth and go back to raping an elk.
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3:32 am
Why did you rape and murder that child Robert? Why?
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5:19 pm
Ahh…it’s like poetry, the way you speak. Listen, Susan B. Shitstain, look at all the praises and condemns. You lose! Now go ask you parents if you can stay up for just one more hour so you can pleasure yourself and then feel bad about it. Okay?!
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this was one of the most entertaining articles ive read all year. mainly because its either obviously a joke OR you are obviously diluted. first of all, calling us a stalinist society.. maybe you should watch naomi wolf’s ‘the end of america’ and see how the stalinist, mussolini, hitlerian agenda (10 steps) has already taken place in your country. also, you should probably look into the facts rather than the NEWS when it comes to world events such as 9/11 and you would know (clearly explained here by dr judy wood, someone with a PHD in the field, not some retard on TV reading off of a screen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGsuzNmfdOI ) that it was impossible for planes to make that happen, watching STEEL TURN TO DUST is a good indication that anyone who believes that the “war on terror” was justified must be retarded.
with all of that said, i stopped reading pretty quickly in, mostly because americans are so stuck INSIDE the box that they obviously cant see outside of it. have you looked up the definition of freedom and slave lately? maybe you would get a better picture of what you are if you did… with that said, picking up ANY book will probably help your case.
and, with ALL of this said, i recall you or one of your biblehumpers saying canadians are gay child molesters in a comment.. this is where i must point out that the people teaching your religion basically started that tradition centuries ago, because they’re all a bunch of fags
if you learn lessons from a fag, doesn’t that make you… kinda gay, too? dumb old bag.
PS how can you even make a big deal about a bunch of people breaking the law (there are actually restrictions on how close you can protest to an abortion clinic for a reason – to keep retards like you out of the way of people who made a choice – THEIR choice to make) and not recognize the hundreds of thousands of peaceful protesters in your own country getting arrested trying to WIN BACK YOUR RIGHTS AND FREEDOM….
dumb slave
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Listen.
Im sure your dementia riddlesd mind will hae a hard time evaluating what im about to say but stuff you make up while high or listening to other religious extremists does not make it factual. Factual would be a news report about Canadians killing americans because we can. And calling us Communist, then Liberal, Then Socialist doesnt add up. Those are three different systems of government
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Listen.
Im sure your dementia riddlesd mind will hae a hard time evaluating what im about to say but stuff you make up while high or listening to other religious extremists does not make it factual. Factual would be a news report about Canadians killing americans because we can
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I came across this article because a Canadian strip club had posted the article as a joke. I read it, thinking it would be funny. Which it was. As well as disgusting. I am in awe that someone who claims to one with her”god” could be filled with such hate and ignorance.
There is nothing even remotely educational, or meaningful in your pathetic words.
And the very few followers and admirers that you have are as ignorant and shallow minded as yourself.
The points you have made are ridiculous. Canadians have allowed the terrorists to invade the States?? I believe the last man the American government arrested for terrism threats was an AMERICAN born Al-qaeda supporter.
And Canadians have been persecuting christians? You mean a die hard christian who just couldn’t keep his personal and religious beliefs to him self, broke the law that was set out to protect the public from the crazy bible thumping extremists who blow up abortion clinics, and was arrested for doing so… means that Canada is out to get them? Please educate your self. When the bible stated, thou shalt not kill, I believe it meant it as a peaceful statement. When someone is raped at the tender age of 16 and impregnated, and has no money to provide for a child, or the resources to do so. Is it not with in her right to CHOOSE what happens next in her life and to her body? I think the ruling consenses was YES. But because of religious extremists, like yourself Susan, and those terrorists who blow up buildings like the world trade centre for “their ” god, Some Christians have chosen to blow up abortion clinics with innocent , scared little girls in it. So the government set out laws to protect them. Then when your christian friends decide to break the law by entering the protected zone with their igorant signs, Yes , they get arrested. This happens all over the world when people break the law. Not just Canada.
And GUNS????? really. REALLY? How is it a bad thing, to make someone register a gun they buy, so if it is used in a crime, it can be tracked back to the owner? YES how horrible.
And hockey? Really Susan? Are you educated enough to know that a huge percentage of the players on Canadian hockey teams are American?
You are a laughable, uneducated MORON.
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Ok. I fell for it. didn’t realize the whole site was a joke. now it’s just funny.
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This site is not a joke and I do not appreciate you suggesting that it is. I take these matters very seriously and would appreciate it if other took it seriously or just would leave. I am trying to learn how to fix my heathen Canadian ways in order to be more enlightened like Susan and do not want others hindering me
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This site is a joke. Everything on here is ridicuously funny. which means JOKE.
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3:55 pm
aw… why so serious?
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3:12 am
So you’re a Canadian stripper trying to judge people? Do you know the meaning of irony (and I’m not talking about the iron pole of shame you rub against for a ‘living’).
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You aren’t supposed to judge either Adam, but I’ll be damned if you can’t ever stop judging others.
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11:19 am
No I am not a stripper. I am a female that likes to attend strip clubs to check out all the hot Canadian male ass that makes up the majority of the crowd.
And I, unlike “Susan” am not judging anyone. was just correcting some ignorance when I thought the post was for real.
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3:59 pm
stripper poles are either made of aluminum or steel, I can’t remember which
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Greta, a few questions for you.
1)why is MY article in a strip club?
2)why are you in a strip club
3) are you a pole humping stripping whorelot slut?
3b) How dare you judge me when you are rubbing your crotch on mens laps for 20 pounds. Or what ever you people use as currency.
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3:15 am
I think they use Elk turds, which they burn for fuel in the fierce canuck winters
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4:19 pm
Boisolids can be used a very renewable energy source
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2:04 pm
Or we could just burn religious idiots?
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3:16 am
How dare you judge others that you’ve never even met before? Fucking bastard.
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5:01 am
Fuck you you cunt ass bitch. You think I am gonna let your bitch ass talk shit to me like these crackers. Fuck you in your face you slut. If you were my bitch I would slap the taste out of your mouth.
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And if any decent human being where I’m from saw you doing that, they would simply walk up behind you and stab you in the heart. Me personally though, I’d break your neck. Trust me, the neck’s good. Quick for you, easy for me, everybody’s happy.
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It saddens me to see you write words. Maybe when you go to jail for Hate Speech you can start to read philosophy and literature like Malcom X did. Then perhaps you will have proper command over the English Language.
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7:00 pm
Your language is disgusting.
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10:20 pm
shut up you asshole You are just another ignorant prick get lsot already and return where your belong
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11:23 am
1.It was posted by the strip clubs facebook page, as they often post laughable reads.
2.I am not a stripper, but as I posted before LOVE to attend strip clubs to check out all the hot men that attend them.. as I am a female.. this would be considered a healthy, god forsaken labido.
3. Your funny… Although stupid, Funny non the less.
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11:33 pm
I have never realized the error of my ways. I am Canadian and now see the horrible crimes that me and my people have commited. I am interested in improving my ways and would appreciate any guidance that you may provide Susan. I am a lost sheep and just want to return to the flock.
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1) accept Jesus Chrsit as your lord and savior
2)do not accept socialist healthcare
3)stop playing hockey
4)stop persecuting christians
5)stop being racist against asians.(unless they are Chinese, japanese, korean, vietnamese, or philipino
6)stop haveing sexual relations with elk
7)teach your fellow canadians the ways of christ
8) buy a gun
9) buy another gun
10)stop letting in terroists
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3:20 am
why did 8 come out as a smile face???
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3:26 am
By the grace of God. Praise Him for small miracles.
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I agree. It’s a miricle from the Holy Spirit to show you that God smiles down upon you for spreading His holy Word.
I’m sure that you have a brilliant, shining glow about you, dear Susan.
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The 8 came out as a smiley face because the text shortcut for the smile with sunglasses on is 8 followed immediately by a )
Watch: 8+) = 8)
God had nothing to do with it.
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4:16 pm
God had everything to do with it! because God is cool and obviously wears cool shades.
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4:38 pm
I wish this site was a joke. However, unless all the authors are absolute trolls, I have to think they are serious. So, here is my humble response to your 8 ways to stop being a heinous Canadian.
1) This one I will not argue with, though I don’t agree that this is the only possibility for faith. It’s up to the individual, and as long as they live good lives, without hate and prejudice, they will get into heaven. This is what I believe, and I feel that, according to the standards of the Roman Catholic faith (which is mine), you, Susan, would not be getting into heaven. Sad, but true.
2) How is Canadian healthcare socialist? Because everyone is covered? Taken from Wikipedia: Studies suggest that 40% of U.S. citizens do not have adequate health insurance, if any at all. In Canada, however, as many as 5% of Canadian citizens have not been able to find a regular doctor, with a further 9% having never looked for one. Yet, even if some cannot find a family doctor, every Canadian citizen is covered by the national health care system. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_the_health_care_systems_in_Canada_and_the_United_States
Please see, especially, the section on coverage. Maybe you should write to your government, and suggest they change the way they handle medicare and other health coverage so it can be more like ours, because clearly, you’re country is doing something wrong if people have to have several thousand dollars or go in debt to have children, or, if God forbid, they have an accident. Do you care to know how much I paid to have my two children? Nothing at all. I’m not even joking. If I wanted to stay in a private room, they would have charged me 30$ a night. I love my country
3) Hockey is a well-loved sport. It is not, as some may think, our national sport. That would be Lacross. Stop suggesting that a sport we play and love defines us as a people. It is entertainment, and passion. Speaking of entertainment, haven’t Americans given us such gems as Toddlers and Tiaras, Jersey Shore, and Larry the Cable guy?? And you want to compare us?
4) It seems, according to http://www.religioustolerance.org/rt_overv.htm that most religious persecutions in America and Canada (yes, they lumper our two countries together, I’m properly horrified, as are you, I’m sure) happened from Christian extremists: “The numerically most common serious religious attacks appear to be antisemitic actions by skinheads and a small minority of extreme right wing political and religious groups. Usually, attacks take the form of desecration of Jewish synagogues, cemeteries, etc.” “The numerically most common attacks, on a per-capita basis, are believed to be a very small minority of Christians attacking those Neo-Pagans who openly practice their faith. The only recent religiously motivated lynching and attempted mass murder in the United States have involved these two groups.” I can’t really tell who the winner is here, can you? I’m going to go out on a limb, and assume that, since you say to “accept Jesus Christ as you’re Lord and Saviour”, that you’re not Jewish. Just a wild guess. Do you lynch synagogues and mosques, as well as abortion clinics? It does beg the question. Now, as a matter of interest, I looked up the number of churches in my town alone. 30. In 186 square miles. By the way, this number does not include the other places of worship, only Catholic churches. There is a saying in my town, You can’t throw a stone in Montreal without hitting a stained glass window. How about you come over one day, perhaps pray in some of our beautiful Cathedrals? I’m sure you could use some guidance of your own. As a matter of interest and comparison, our sister county in the States is Unicoi County, Tennessee. Just so you have an idea of size.
5) Stop being a racist against Asians, except for all those people. Isn’t that racist in and of itself? Oh right, it is. Right there, you have proven that you do not believe all racism is bad, just against certain people. Let me ask you, if you say to stop being racist against asians except Chinese, japanese, korean, vietnamese, or philipino… who’s left? Seriously, though. What asian is “ok” in your view, because it seems to me, and forgive me if I’m incorrect, that you’ve named them all.
6) You mention bestiality here, and I wanted to, again, be educated in my response. It seems, according to Wikipedia again (this thing answers everything!) that only 32 of your precious states have outlawed Zoophilia. so… 18 states think it’s ok to have sex with animals. All of Canada has deemed this act illegal. So who’s the Elk-rapist now?
7) This one seems to be a slight variation on number 1, and I feel I’ve spent enough time talking religion, so I’ll pass.
8 ) Buy a gun. Hmm… according to http://www.statcan.gc.ca/daily-quotidien/011218/dq011218b-eng.htm, Canada CONSISTENTLY rates lower that America in crime. So, I don’t feel overly worried, certainly not enough to go out a buy a gun. Maybe there’s a reason crime is higher in the States. Perhaps it’s BECAUSE you have so many guns that you NEED so many guns. I mean, come on! According to http://www.unitednorthamerica.org/simdiff.htm,
the states has 2.8 times higher murder rate (2009 stats), 0.3% higher population of people victimized (2005 stats)… and it goes on. The only places where Canada is higher, is 0.2% higher population of people robbed (2005 stats) and 0.1% higher population of people victimized in corruption (2005). I don’t really see a huge difference when Canada is higher, but whatever. I’ll put it in anyway.
I’ll skip over 9, fairly obvious why.
10)The fact that we let terrorists in is something that is quite a bit harder to find, because it’s not verifiable fact. The only explanation I have found as to why we could possibly let terrorists in our country, is because we take persecution seriously. As in, persecution of people coming to our country seeking asylum. Because God forbid, we should help out those who need it. So yes, these terrorists could say they are seeking asylum, and we would investigate the claim. What happens after depends on the case, I suppose.
I would answer some of your other claims, but I’ve really spent too much time on this issue. I pray God has mercy on your soul, because if this isn’t a joke, and if you’re really not senile, just a hateful old woman, you’re maker will have no place for you beyond his pearly gates. I wish you the best of luck. Oh, one more piece of advice: Go visit the country you’re hating on, before you hate on it. You would save yourself and others a ton of heartache.
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4:15 pm
how can you say no to guns? oh wait. I guess you can’t beat the crap out of someone when they are already dead.
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2:17 pm
Guns are not only dishonourable, but they’re also boring. Fist fighting is far more fun, and swordfighting is just wonderful. I’d rather beat someone to death as opposed to shooting them.
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@Tom I like the way you think, but why does it have to be to death? you can’t fight someone again when they are already dead.
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3:29 am
What about bald eagles? can I have sexual relations with bald eagles?
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3:31 am
You tell people to stop being racist against Asians, and then proceed to mention all, if not, then most Asian races being exceptions.
Robert, why did you murder that poor child? What did it ever do to you?
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4:13 pm
“5) stop being racist against asians.(unless they are Chinese, japanese, korean, vietnamese, or philipino”
And you ask where you have been racist?
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12:59 am
well she didnt mention indian and thai and indonesian ( which is quite a surprise since they are 80% muslims) and Malaysian
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4:07 pm
how many times can I repeat steps 8 and 9?
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4:59 pm
If thats how you feel, then move down south if you don’t like it here.
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Please, move back to the US. Trust me when I say that Canada won’t miss an easily impressionable, mentally immature idiot like you.
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5:12 pm
Methinks they’d be glad to see the back of such a fool would they not?
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10:23 pm
Go to USA thats all you are no longer a Proud Canadian
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4:04 pm
start by stripping down to your underwear. tie a rope around your waist. spin around three times while citing your most memorable bible verses. the run in a random direction until you are stopped. Do this until you feel the compeeling power of Christ overwhelm you: you’ll know by a disoriented, lightheadedness.
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11:48 pm
Having a heritage that is partly asian and living in norther n canadia I fully agree with this. I am constantly reminded that I am not as good as other people here and I hate to say it but it has caused me to turn to the sinful ways of math and science as a way to get away. If anyone could help it would be greatly appreciated.
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12:42 am
Being a squinty eye ice Mexican instantly condemns you to the fires of hell. You cannot be save, Sorry.
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12:48 am
You think you have it bad mexicle? Try being a REAL Christian in this frozen hellish wasteland, then you can talk to me about discrimination. You have it way better than I do. Coming from a major urban centre such as Whitehorse, I can honestly tell you about the liberal, socialist, and communist views this country truly has. I pray for you on your quest, but remember the larger the cross you bear in life brings you closer to heaven in death.
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3:25 am
Are you sure whitehorse is a place? I am sorry for the horrible treatment that you have suffered at the sinful pagan hands of the godless canadians. I urge you to immigrate (LEGALLY)to America. We love christians here and are CHRISTIAN NATION
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3:32 am
And apparently you want to remove all other nationalities and religions while claiming to love people.
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It is not a CHRISTIAN NATION
Like 12 of my friends are atheist
Umad, Susan?
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6:57 pm
Whitehorse is the capital city of the Yukon Territory in Canada.
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Xavier, I am so sorry to hear how the canadians have persecuted you. I will pray for their sinful souls and for your success.
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7:18 pm
“sinful ways of math and science…” I’m sorry, what?
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4:12 pm
Science is how planets are formed
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4:06 pm
Math is like stupidity it’s everywhere> SHIT GET IT OFF IT’S ON MY FACE AAAAAAAAAAHAHHHHHH!!
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6:14 am
The math… it’s all over me now!
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I feel ashamed for having to move to Canada when my dad’s job moved. This post has made me recall so many instances of intolerance against Christians such as my family. The fact that my family had to get our guns registered when we moved was intolerable. We’re practically never allowed to practice our given American rights in Canada. I feel excluded at my school and discriminated against for my beliefs. I want to move back to a truly free nation or help these Canadians create a nation built on life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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Susan!!!! How could you do this to so many of us who are young and looking for guidance in such a difficult society!!! I thought you were real Susan or whatever the F*** your name is!!! I thought there was one place I could go and feel accepted for my beliefs!! I hate you!!
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Wait, whats going on? How can you question Susan like that. She is a lovely elderly lady trying to protect us from the dangers of the unholy world around us. How Dare You Question Her!?!?!
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12:27 am
I’m kind of in the middle on this now, Bart has unmasked her and now I see how racist she has been to my people…but at the same time I really feel like I need to follow this path of enlightenment she has laid out
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3:27 am
I think bart has multiple personality disorder
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12:30 am
I find your lack of faith disturbing
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12:32 am
at Xavier
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12:55 am
That seems familiar, I believe that is a passage from the book of Lucas, book 4 I think.
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12:57 am
*Chapter 4
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12:57 am
Yes it is Bart, thank you. Personally, I like book five the best. The first three I found very dry in comparison
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1:04 am
Did you know that it is believed that the first three books were written after the fourth fifth and sixth?
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After reading them, it makes sense
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12:56 am
r u guyz being serious!?!? how can u not c ur mistakes. nobody wants u canadians around no more. never have. this article brings truth, it opens the eyes of teh blind. ur comments prove her rite, u are all rascits and should fix wat ur doing rong.
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1:03 am
May God have the patience to handle your soul Chantelle Since you surely do not deserve it you vile and horrible person. THE BOWELS OF FIERY HELL ARE TOO GOOD FOR YOU. PLEASE LEAVE THIS SITE NOW
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1:09 am
I can’t believe that you would desecrate a holy site such as this with your slander and heretical pictures!!! You should be driven away from the internet or find an inappropriate site where you can sell your body for drugs you whore! I am personally offended by your lack of empathy towards others astounds me. Please relieve this site of your abomination. And my God have mercy on your soul…
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4:37 pm
But…
Can I have sex with it?
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6:31 pm
How can you not see your mistakes? There are plenty of them. Like “r”, “u”, “guyz”, “c” “ur”, the double negative, “teh”, “rite”, “racits”, “wat”, and “rong”.
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10:28 pm
at least you can write with all your lettes No ? Nobody wnat us around ? said the american who have the entire world hated at them ?
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1:01 am
last time i went 2 canada, i was raped while walking back 2 my hotel after dinner. someone even walked by and didny help me. how could anyone think these r a good race of ppl. i was treated badly the entire time i wuz there. i can promise im never going 2 go back.
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3:33 am
is that a picture of you being raped? That is a very inapropriate picture to post as an avatar.
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3:48 am
“…if they will not obey, I will utterly pluck up and destroy that nation, saith the LORD!” Jeremiah 12:17
-Canadians do not obey God. They are filled with pride and hatred for HIS Law!
“A nation without God’s guidance is a nation without order. Happy are those who keep God’s law!” Proverbs 29:18
-Canadians do not have a Biblical Constitution. They are worldy secularists.
“And the Lord will take away from thee all sickness…” Deuteronomy 7:15
-Only God can give you free Healthcare. Not the Communist STATE!
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5:04 am
Amen Sista! Keep it real!
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6:42 pm
““…if they will not obey, I will utterly pluck up and destroy that nation, saith the LORD!” Jeremiah 12:17″
We can handle that ourselves, thanks.
““A nation without God’s guidance is a nation without order. Happy are those who keep God’s law!” Proverbs 29:18″
You mean the sexist, unenlightened law based on superstition, right?
““And the Lord will take away from thee all sickness…” Deuteronomy 7:15″
For all we know, that means god will kill us if we get sick.
“-Only God can give you free Healthcare. Not the Communist STATE!”
Communist? Probably not. Socialist? Maybe. Capitalist state? Nope.
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12:04 am
So if God can only give us free healthcare, why does Canada have what is considered free healthcare compared to the healthcare in the States?
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5:16 pm
And Great Britain has free healthcare. No hospital bills here unless you choose to go private. The NHS is a wonderful thing.
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4:41 pm
Free healthcare is more taxes for the US citizens. and if there’s one word I know my people hate, it’s taxes.
I love the media
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5:06 am
You know, no one has even mentioned that JUSTIN BEIBER came from Canada…just sayin’…
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5:07 am
and nickelback!
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2:16 pm
And Michael Jackson from your wonderful USA. Hooray for pedophiles!
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7:21 pm
Miley Cyrus. /thread
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3:08 pm
“They would have to learn to be tolerant people and to respect ones inalienable rights to life, land, guns, free speech and happiness.”
That’s right! Just like you do! Well, except with black people because (according to an article on your site)just like laundry, you can’t mix them with whites. Asians are out as well since they’re just godless heathens, so they can burn too! Middle-Eastern people are all terrorists so no point in keeping them around! Gays are abonimations so no way can that be allowed to go on, No rights to life, free speech and happiness for them either!
So basically you’re saying Canadians need to become tolerant of straight, white christians, and reject anyone else. Yeah, you’re just the poster gal for tolerance.
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5:16 pm
Omg susan, no one likes you, give up and go home. Abe is so much awesomer, he hates on justin bieber, Hows about THAT, while you hate on countries and huge sections of people, you fail of an old woman. Old women are meant to be sweet and give out cookies to their grandchildren, while really, i hope you didn’t breed back in the day.
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5:17 pm
Ok, I think we can all agree that Justin Beiber needs a spike through his head.
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5:23 pm
Agreed.
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6:11 pm
So that is how grandmothers are supposed to be? Well little me tell you how little girls are supposed to be. They are supposed to be nice and respect their elders. They are suposed to pay attention and do good in school and not listen to disgusting sinful music like you little pervert emosexuals do.
Hot debate. What do you think?
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Respect is earned, not given asshole. You’d do best to remember that before you start demanding it from people you insult.
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6:14 pm
Uh oh, the old people’s home powered up the computer again.
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6:16 pm
You are not worthy of any respect, just because you swing you legs out of bed in the morning more times then us dosn’t mean you know any better.
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11:16 am
WTF is an emosexual?
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11:20 am
Just one of those things that they made up to try and sound like they know what they’re talking about.
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4:48 pm
Obviously someone who’s attracted to emo’s
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12:28 pm
Yes.
We are typically supposed to respect our elders as they have more experience in life then we do.
To a certain point.
I will respect the views of people if they keep it to themselves.
And just because you are 4 times my age doesnt mean I have to respect you while you are bashing my country with your religious bullshit.
RELIGION IS LIKE A MANS JUNK. YOU DONT GO WAVING IT AROUND IN PUBLIC AND YOU DONT SHOVE IT DOWN PEOPLES THROATS JUST BECAUSE THEY DONT AGREE WITH YOU. Us Canadians have got that.
Maybe its time for you religious extremists to learn a thing or two.
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4:50 pm
can I shove my fist in someone’s face for not agreeing with me? because I do that one.
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11:57 pm
It’s okay Susan. The War of 1812 is over, we lost. Times are different now. Now come out of the closet.
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4:45 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWd5x09gWoE
because you asked so nicely
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6:21 am
aw shoot, copyright funk!
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4:23 am
Susan, you give elders a bad name. Hateful, ignorant racists like yourself are beyond pathetic and I pity you for your stupidity.
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4:34 pm
would you want to eat one of Susan’s cookies ….yuk…
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6:20 pm
justin beiber is proof of the error of the canadian ways. and not just beiber either. what about celine dion, roch voisine, avril lavigne, and bryan adams?
all these canadian acts have an ulterior motive – they all want to spread their heathen and homosexual beliefs south of their borders. is it not enough to hate god, heterosexuality, and decent american family values above parallel number 49? must they subtly blow their corrupted, corrosive values down into good old hard working america like a putrid arctic wind?
for shame, canada. it is NOT ironic, and yeah i really do think!
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6:27 pm
Seriously, what the hell are you smoking?
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8:41 pm
And can I have some?
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8:17 pm
I have read that comment numerous times, trying to make at least some sense of it, but still can’t.. Would you mind explaining what you mean by the whole thing?
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8:19 pm
Maybe using some at least semi-proper grammar may help?
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4:53 pm
Hey now! I have no values! except for fighting. I value a good ass kicking.
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6:33 pm
my only drug is the love of god, which makes me fly higher than an eagle….it is the wind beneath my wings. it is the spark that makes your ideas bright, the same spark that lights the dark so that you can know your left from your right. it is the ballot in your box, the bullet in your gun, that inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son. its the story thats just begun, the promise of whats to come, it helps me remain a soldier until the war is won.
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6:37 pm
I think you need to get help, now.
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4:55 pm
My drug is pain. pain feels so liberating
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6:50 pm
are you sure that it is me who needs help? perhaps you havent realized what this website is all about. but just as canadian lawlessness is unable to remain contained within the borders of canada, so too do its peoples sinful, perverted ways spill over out of canadian cyberspace borders into the warm waters of gods smiled upon christwire.org.
one can always see the effects of those whose minds have been warped by their being a beleiber….
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6:58 pm
You still talking to me?
1. Canada doesn’t need to screw you Americans over, your doing that to yourselves just fine.
2. I don’t even like that little pussy, and neither does most other of my fellow Canadians, you can have him if you want.
3. Do you even know proper grammer? ‘Cause you sound like you are really high on something and I don’t even want to know what it is.
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7:40 pm
i am talking to all who have turned their backs on god. i speak to all those with hearts of darkness, all those who love gay-man sports, all those who condone anthropophagy, child molestation, persecution of christians, and all who falsely accuse of improper grammar.
america is not being screwed over by canadian lawlessness, it is simply having to contend with skewed beliefs and sinful, undermining influences.
that most canadians do like like pussy, well that is what we have been stating here in this article all along – that canada is a nation of homosexuality and other disgusting perversions of the flesh.
i believe i have already answered your point number 3 – perhaps most canadians lack the intellectual capacity to understand reasoned arguments. if that is not so, then feel free to refer to earlier comments and posts of mine. clarification on those points can be found in those places.
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7:44 pm
whoops, a slip of the fingers in my religious ecstasy…i meant to say that most canadians do NOT like pussy, not that they “do like like”. the fire in my soul and belly is making me type faster than i probably should.
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7:52 pm
I think you misunderstood me on 2.
By that little pussy, I meant Justin Biaber.
Please, keep him.
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8:07 pm
That’s right, most Canadians don’t like pussy, that’s exactly why the country has been able to keep a steadily growing population over hundreds of years (now take a moment to absorb the the obvious sarcasm).
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8:04 pm
keeping something that does not belong to us is thievery. another insidious example of the attempt to corrupt the virgin white purity of american christian values. for shame!
i understood your second point perfectly, i just chose to misinterpret because i could. it amused me to do so. it is good to have a sense of humour. i know i have a great sense of humour – do you blood wolf?
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8:09 pm
“Keeping something that does not belong to us is thievery.”
So when can we expect you to give your entire country back to the natives and leave?
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8:16 pm
Having a good sense of humour is indeed a good thing, and also a prerequisite if one wants to enjoy the bible.
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8:22 pm
I do so have a sense a humour, is that not what I came to this site for?
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8:25 pm
lol give it back to the natives? and who are the natives malken? perhaps you are unaware that the peoples that you so considerately refer to as “the natives”, themselves came up to north america from central and south america and conquered / displaced the native populations of their times.
so who exactly does north america belong to? sure americans displaced many peoples here in north america in the past, but so did the canadians. and so did the “first nations” tribes.
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8:32 pm
Native americans were originally nomadic people that crossed the ice cap connecting Europe and nothern america during the ice age. Then they proceed to populate all of North America and some still migreated further south for game and to excape the winter.
Shows what you know about you lands history.
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maybe so, but these central and south american tribes are not the ones making grand claims about not keeping stuff that don’t belong to them, those tribes can hash it out with the first nations once you give them their country back. so my question remains: When do you intend to leave? I’ll help you pack.
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8:32 pm
lol blood wolf, i am going to admit something to you. i live in the city whos team henrik and daniel play for. hahaha i think i have a great sense of humour!
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he is from Vancouver in case nobody saw that
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8:38 pm
http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/11/041118104010.htm
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8:45 pm
ok, so that link completely debunks your claim that north american natives HAD to have come from central and southern america…so now what? Are you going to be thieves or not?
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8:53 pm
Thus supporting my theroy that he is very high on someing.
Hope you have enough to share with Tom.
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9:07 pm
Well he’s full of something I’ll give you that!
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10:38 pm
huh guys he is clearly making fun of you …
he is inddeed from Vancouver a Canadians
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8:55 pm
GUYS SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT MY WEBSITE AGAINST CHRISTWIRE
http://gildathegriffon.wordpress.com
MAKE ACCOUNTS
WE MUST STOP THIS SHIT
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stop spamming people to get visits to run up your google adsense.
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9:00 pm
Hold on a min, cut2shreds, you’re using that link as proof of…something, but it claims those findings were at least 50,000 years old… Doesn’t your religion say the world is only 6-8 thousand years old? Man, you suck at being a christian!
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9:05 pm
Plus you’re using scientific findings to prove a point… Don’t you know science is the work of the devil? You REAAAALLLLY suck at being a christian!
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9:58 pm
So let’s see cut2shreds…You have yet to come forward to announce that you’re giving back america to the natives, I therefore have to conclude that you and your ilk have decided to keep it, so you are indeed thieves. Then you follow that up by using a scientific report as proof of something, which as I’ve stated gives you at least 2 strikes against the christian code.
It is made obvious that you are, in fact, a very bad christian. You may now report to the edge of your town, where you will be swiftly stoned to death.
After all, it’s only the proper christian thing to do!
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10:07 pm
you people obviously have not taken the time to find out anything about what you claim to know about the beliefs of others.
http://catholicism.about.com/b/2007/08/04/evolution-and-catholicism-compatible-pope-says.htm
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11:20 pm
Well, I was actually basing my assumption on the fact that Jane McDermott stated on this very site that science (among other things) was an ungodly thing that made God angry. A statement that many contributors have agreed with. I’m well aware that John Paul II had accepted evolution as fact, but then again, many christians still hold on to the foolish notion of creationism, and I honestly have no fucking idea which particular branch of christianity you’re associating to, nor do I really care.
And please, don’t bother coming back at me with something along the line of “creationism is the truth”, since you just used a pope’s claim stating otherwise to back your position. You can’t have it both ways.
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11:23 pm
Oh, and you’re still thieves btw, don’t think I forgot about that one.
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2:15 am
malken, i hope i havent actually offended you. this site is satirical, which gave me the opportunity to assume a character that is not, in fact, me. lol the truth is that i AM canadian. lol i live in vancouver. i think it is really funny that so many people dont understand that this is a site that satirically exposes the double standards and inflexibility that often characterizes right-wing christian ideals. i am not actually christian, but it actually amazes me that many non-christians are as rigidly uncompromising as many zealous christians. first world democracies often claim to believe in the freedom of speech, but whenever people say things that are not to their particular taste, they come out and belittle their ideas and thoughts, even though the ideals upon which their society is based give everyone the right to have whatever opinions they wish to. i dont agree with what many people say, but i respect their right to hold those opinions, because to feel otherwise would directly contradict my own right to hold the opinions i myself do, which i have for the most part kept to myself so far. sometimes ideas, when taken to excesses and extremes, can underscore the inherent ridiculousness or prejudices behind them.
i am not a thief, just a canadian who hasnt taken anything on this site seriously, and joined in the joke because it amused the pants off me.
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Really, well in that case, mind if you share some of that stuff with us.
Sorry for taking you seriously, your a good player
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Relax, I get the satirical aspect of the site, I’m just playing along and playing my part. It’s good practice for when I do have to deal with zealots who actually subscribe to such extreme views
I’m just here to poke fun at the whole thing, like i said, playing along. which is why I don’t simply put “Fuck you” in every one of my posts.
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I’m here playing my part as well, Ironically enough I take the same action I would if I was just dicking around
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10:40 pm
I knew it when you said Henrik and daniel sedin from canucks vancouver
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9:46 am
Fuck i cant wait until you die, another old bitch with Dementia and most probably mumbles while she talks…how long do you have left to live anyway? how many years do you even have left? you should repent for what you have posted here before you go to…HELLLLL :O!!!! seeing as you bashed mexicans, asians, europeans, canadians (also french canadians)..and also bash homosexual people :/ i WOULD NOT be surprised if you started ranting about the africans…your LOW and should die, and im also pretty sure you mention somewhere in the comments that you want to target australia next? I REALLY HATE YOU
p.s – i eat pussy, i finger pussy, i FUCK pussy and IM NOT married
suck on that
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and P.P.S – if any of you were SMART at all, you would know that EARTH started off as a giant fiery rock :O if you LOOK into the scientific views it answers pretty much everything except “is there a god”…cause actually, scientists know where “things came from”…simple unicellular microscopic organisms! or in other words “microbes”! this has been a reading from the book of REALITY…
and did you know when a woman is at her highest peak to become pregnant, if the man has not ejaculated in over 10 days, there is roughly a 5-10 PERCENT chance she’ll get pregnant, so actually, people DO need to pleasure themselves to pro-create
you want the answer to life? why were all here? BECAUSE, were gonna live, and were gonna die, and soon NONE of us will be left…im just glad over my life span i wont have to deal with you 
you’ll be a mangled skeleton in the ground with a broken in half tomb stone on the surface of the ground…the rest of it will most likely be covered in ignorant graffiti…but..you deserve it 
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To start things off, have you even heard of the Golden Rule (love thy neighbour as thyself, which takes precedence over all the other commandments, assuming you read the bible)? If so, you will see that Canada’s Charter of Rights and Freedoms is far superior to any other bill passed in the USA regarding tolerance of other cultures and religions.
Next, regarding Muslims “invading” Canada. WTF are you talking about you crazy old hoot? The last people who ever tried to invade Canada was the USA in 1812 to try to spite Britain. There just as many Muslims living in Canada as there are living in the USA, so in that case they are invading the USA as well. Also, if the Muslims were such a threat to the American way of life, then why not drop a couple ICBMs with a nuclear payload to flatten the entire middle east?
Regarding Canadians being “god-haters” how can you know that for sure? Have you ever hated something before? It is more than something you can just tell by a couple actions; it defines the person to the core, so if you manage to develop the incite to truly know every single Canadian, and you then learn that they truly hate god, then you can say that they are god-haters. Until then you are simply being ignorant, which is a trait few people admire and even fewer respect.
Regarding fire-arms, it is quite easy to get fire-arms in Canada. You just need to take a test to get your PAL (Purchase and Acquisition License), just like getting a Driver’s licence. This way they can keep track of the weapons, just like they do cars.
So pedophiles (the correct term for child molesters, not perverts) live in all countries? Does that include the USA? If so then your argument is invalid. If not, then you are saying the USA is not among all the other countries in the world. So, which is it? Either way you end up self-incriminating.
So Hockey is the devil? Then why is it that there are about 5 times as many American teams in the NHL then there are in the Canada? If this sport was so atrocious, and the vast majority of Americans agreed with you, then would there be no American teams in the NHL?
As for the French, you are even more ignorant than I thought. The Only rich, fat people living in Quebec live in a neighbourhood in Montreal. And did I mention that they are all English Speaking? Also did you know that New Brunswick is completely bi-lingual (that means has equality between English use and French use)? So French is not contained within Quebec, and yet again, your ignorance is slowly becoming self-indictive.
If Canada were such a petty country, then why would the NAFTA (North American Free Trade Agreement) exist? And if the Canadian military was such a joke, then why is it that we are also a part of NATO (North Atlantic Treaty Organization) or Military Allies with the USA?
Finally, any prospects to using Manifest Destiny were scrapped when the USA and Canada signed the Washington Treaty. Also I thought that god’s love was limitless. So are you saying that he is selective in who he loves? Since, apparently, god lacks the capacity to love Canada…. Also if Americans are today’s chosen people, then who is the prophet for your people? Going into Egypt, the Israelites had Joseph. Coming out of Egypt, the Israelites had Moses.
To wrap things up, you would happen to be one of those christians who chooses which passages of the bible to read and which ones to ignore would you? And yes I am in reference to the book of Leviticus, wherein it states that Homosexuals who engage in sexual activity are abominations, but also that anything that does not have scales or fins from the ocean is an abomination as well. Therefore, according to the bible, having homosexual sex puts you in the same category as eating any crustacean. Or how about when god gave Moses the 10 commandments wherein one of them was Thou Shalt Not Kill, but then decades later, he punishes David for nor killing Sol when he had the chance. Is this because it is not okay to kill unless god says it’s okay or is god a hypocrite?
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Alright, I just HAD to make an account after reading this shitty and completely ridiculous article. You’re an old sack of shit that claims to be a pillar of pure Christianity, but in reality you’re the complete opposite of the tolerance and love preached by this religion. You’re way more likely to burn in hell than those horrible, homosexual,raping, molesting sinners. Better get ready to swallow up Satan’s 12 inch cock down your intolerant pie-hole, bitch! My 6 year-old sister probably knows more actual history than you do, you redneck hillbilly inbreeding cunt.
And should you ever want to invade or annex Canada, it will end up in complete and utter failure. Your army boys, as patriotic and as invincible as they seem are nothing more than target practice. They failed in Vietnam against underequipped Vietcong units, they’re failing in Afghanistan against uneducated mountain climbing rabble (which America armed, by the way, EPIC FAIL!) They rely heavily on Close Air Support and armored units to clear out enemies while cowering in fear and shitting their pants.
I could rant on and on, but it would be a waste of time and effort, seeing what a close-minded, stuck up bible freak that you are. All in all, your country isn’t as wonderful as you think it is, and nobody wants to follow into your non-altruistic ways of life. We Canadians want to stay Canadians, we don’t want to follow in your hick footsteps of failure.
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Militant Negro, Where the hell do you get off talking to a lady that way and calling white people crackers. You ignorant Mud Monkey. As far as hockey is a gay sport, well aparantly your skinny little black legs have never put on a pair of skates. I would be happy to drive down south and thump your skull you ignorant Yankee. This Article is the reason the whold hates your country, and always will.
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just as I stated in my article, canadians are RACISTS!
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We invented the KKK and Western Slavery- Canada was the haven for these slaves. Am i right?
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Yes you are. America is a racist country, as Susan demonstrates with her hateful bile.
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11:20 pm
Come back proud Canadian’s,
To before you had TV.
No hockey night in Canada,
there was no CBC.
In 1812 Madison was mad,
He was the president you know.
Well he thought he’d tell the British where they ought to go.
He thought he’d invade Canada,
He thought that he was tough.
Instead we went to Washington,
And burned down all his stuff.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we’re the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
Those hilbilies from Kentucky,
Dressed in green and red.
Left home to fight in Canada,
But they returned home dead.
It’s the only war the yankies lost except for Vietnam.
And also the alomo and the bay of ham.
The loser was America,
The winner was ourselves.
So join right in and gloat about the war of 1812.
And the white house burned, burned, burned.
And we’re the ones that did it,
It burned, burned, burned.
While the president ran and cried,
It burned, burned, burned.
And things were very historical,
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
In 1812 we were just sitting around,
Minding our own business,
Putting crops into the ground.
We heard the soldiers coming,
And we didn’t like that sound.
So we took a boat to Washington and burned it to the ground.
Oh we fired our guns but the yankies kept a coming,
There wasn’t quite as many as there was a while ago.
We fired once more and the yankies started running,
Down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
They ran through the snow,
And they ran through the forest,
They ran through the bushes where the beavers wouldn’t go,
They ran so fast they forgot to take they’re culture,
Back to America, and gulf and Mexico.
So if you go to Washington,
It’s building clean and nice,
Bring a pack of matches,
And we’ll burn the white house twice.
And the white house burned, burned, burned,
But the Americans won’t admit it.
It burned, burned, burned…
It burned and burned and burned
It burned, burned, burned
I bet that made them mad.
And the Americans ran and cried like a bunch of little babies WaWaWa
In the war of 1812.
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11:33 pm
Is this site serious or did we all get trolled?
Susan needs to smoke a bowl and relax lol
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Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
(1 Timothy 2.11-12)
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Hello, I’m from Canada, and I am intolerant. Of you. And all other christians who think they are above everyone else. The reason we dont like america is because of people like you, who have been brain washed by the church and your government, and are too ignorant to notice and think for yourself. You preach what you do not know. And somehow all you christians feed of the ignorance of each other and get these absolutely ridiculous beliefs. The bible included. I dont know how you can overlook the magnitude of your hypocrisy, but it certainly is shocking. Sure canada punishes christians who voice their own opinions, but what are those opinions based on? Intolerance. We are trying to ELIMINATE it you dull hag. We believe in tolerance of everyone. You can believe whatever ridiculous book you want, but do it on your own time. i don’t see why you think it’s necessary or appropriate to shove your views in the faces of other. What if a muslim waited outside your church and protested god and everything christians stood for? i bet you would want him dead. and that is how we, and i mean everyone not just canadians, feel about you and your merry band of nitwits. if you deserved it, I would say bless you. but you don’t. So when you see god, and hopefully it’s soon, dont be surprised when he sends you into the fiery depths of hell to suck osama bin laden’s dick for eternity. cunt.
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Wow. I’ve never seen such a stack of inconsistencies. You say we are racists and yet your whole text is some kind of a racist comment against canadians, then french canadians, based on stereotypes and predjudices. Have you even ever set foot across our borders? Spoken to even ONE canadian fellow? I doubt it. You are just wrapped up in your self righteous American “we-are-the-best-and-every-one-else-is-shit” ignorant mentality and it shows. Your self descritpion calls for “intellect and passion”… Passion I would agree, for your own kind, but intellect, no. Intelligence would prove itself with open-mindedness, and curiosity about other cultures, and not staying on old stereotypes. For an alleged “christian” I sense a lot of hate in your writing. I do not feel Christ in you. I am so done with guilt givers, judgemental know-it-alls and those, like you, who pretend to hold the absolute thruth. I do hope God will forgive you for speaking such hateful words on His behalf when you come face to face with Him. Because everything you have said here, the Canadian that I am rebukes it all.
Peace.
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You’re just a senile, old fool who still somehow connects the 9-1-1 terrorists with Canada, when in actuality the US is the country who allowed them to enter (and not from Candad) and even trained them to fly planes. I didn’t bother reading anything after that because when I saw this lie, I knew the rest of your rant would be lies. I’d worry about the mess your own country is in before sticking your wrinkled nose into other country’s affairs. Thankfully I live in a country not over run with evangelical nut jobs such as yourself and the Westboro Baptist Church, groups that spread hatred and lies in the name of Christianity. And you wonder why people think southerners are a bunch of backward, inbred hillbillies.
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5:26 pm
I am a CANADIAN CHRISTIAN. This crotchety old lady should get her facts straight. Canada, unlike the USA, allow immigrants to enter our country and retain their religous beliefs and cultures. Our Natives, Coloreds, Asians, Muslims, etc have more freedom than any who were born in the so-called great USA. We open our doors to a variety of cultures without the fear of persecution. I have family members who are American born. Thank GOD not all Americans have your attitude towards other people.
As an afterthought: If it was the Canadian borders that admitted the 911 terrorists, why did they American government train them in their flight schools???
GOD BLESS FREE SPEECH AND THE FACT THAT I AM A PROUD CANADIAN.
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Like my article if you also realized that ”militant negro” , ”jonah falcon” , ”talik abdulah wassi” , ”Chuck .d.finley” is the same Person , sorry for the picture ,wanted to draw some attention on this unending discussion.
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For a website not evidently accustomed to facts, here’s one:
The United States leads the world’s richest nations…… in gun deaths — murders, suicides, and accidental deaths due to guns – according to a study published April 17, 1998 by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) in the International Journal of Epidemiology. Most educated Americans do not fail to see the connection between liberal access to guns and homicide.
Here’s #2: the 9-11 terrorists entered America via Florida, not Canada. In fact, YQX airport in Gander, Newfoundland, became a temporary “home” for 39 US-bound heavy aircraft that could not land at their intended destinations in the hours after the bombings. Most Americans know this, and express gratitude at the level of hospitality & empathy shown on that day.
Here’s #3: Canadian women swallow, and we love them for that.
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7:26 pm
What everyone needs to do is keep reporting this person’s Facebook page and get it taken down. It’s pretty clear this is not some 80 year old woman by some of her comments.
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8:12 pm
At first I thought this was a serious article, but as I went on to read I realized that no one in their right mind could be this dumb…… now just to clearify a few things. ….
1. The only way to get in to the U.S from Canada is to pass through U.S Customs, there for you blaming terrorists coming into your country on Canada is just nuts
2.Canadas government is not liberal
3.I as a Canadian own plenty of guns, hand guns and long guns
4. You’re an idiot
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I’m not Canadian, but are you seriously saying that God hates Canadians? Are you just pulling articles out of your ass now?
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Canada is a home for the spiritual dead, be sure to check my article here on christwire.org about this: http://christwire.org/2011/12/atheists-are-spiritual-zombies/
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Spirital is not the same as religion, and we happen to have more diversity in culture then the likes of which you’ll ever know.
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Brother Hubner, did you hit your head last night whilst I was ramming you from behind with my dick? Claiming an article on this website as validation is as stupid as saying that you are a straight man. Please bring the vaseline tonight, I would not want you to get hurt like last time. Join brother Toppers and I in our sexual freedom we like to Homogayality Circus!
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3:43 pm
But this website has the journalistic credibility of a babbling gibbon with tourettes.
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Mr. Hubner,
You are a genius fiction writer!!! You should be nominated for a Spacy Award!! Oh wait, you would have to come to CANADA to accept it! Keep on trying!
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Good people tell the truth. Bad people tell lies. Evil people mix lies with the truth. Mixing lies with the truth is what you are doing Susan. I hope you and Hitler will get along, for your sake, because you will be spending eternity with him.
You obviously don’t truly believe in God. His presence is not in your heart or you would not be sinfully using lies to spread hate like you are doing. It’s obvious you are hiding that black cancer you call a sole with your attempts to distract people by overcompensation your faith spewing, which you yourself do not believe. Con-artists whom manipulate people using God’s words are looking for money, not salvation. You are spreading lies to manipulate believers into your way of thinking to increase your Church’s followers and ultimately your church’s donations.
Let me clarify some of the lies that Susan has used to manipulate people into her evil world of hate.
1) There are more legally owned guns in Canada per capita than in the USA.
2) Canada has 1/10th the population of the USA so you would think 1/10th the murders but in actual fact the USA has 21 times as many murders per capita. So Susan, where does the godless Canadians part come in??
3) There are more churches in Canada per capita than in the USA. God is in our national anthem and in our laws. We have a vast network of what we call separate schools, which are faith-specific schools for parents that want their children to have knowledge of the family’s faith and grow up with the teachings of their faith. I went to a separate school and I don’t remember the bible every telling me to hate other people that don’t follow my personal views. Then again, if I was a narcissistic psychopath like you Susan and needed more followers to get more donations then I might as well lie to increase my position. Who cares what God thinks if you don’t really believe him AH! Susan!! Also, in Canada it may seem like there is less faith in the media and on TV but Canadians are just as faithful as any other people. We have what are called Hate Literature Laws, which helps prevent the growth of monsters like you Susan. Quack religions in Canada can’t use the media to spread hate like you Susan.
4) Half the population in Canada live in Southern Ontario, which means people in Alaska, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, North Dakota, South Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Idaho, Oregon, Washington, Maine, Vermont, Northeastern New York and New Hampshire must come under Susan’s godless north theory because they are father north than Toronto.
5) Our federal government is the Conservative Party, which is Canada’s version of the Republican Party. So much for Susan’s ultra Liberal theory. You are such an ignorant women!!
6) The only form of communism in Canada are unions, and there are more unionized people per capita in the USA than in Canada, which is why 42 states right now are drafting new laws to limit the rights of unions and that movement is starting in Canada. USA is closer to embrassing communism than Canada Susan. Canadians were fighting right beside Americans in Korean and Vietnam just like there are now in Afghanistan. We sent our sons and daughters to their deaths to stop the spread of communism so Susan’s statement is just pure ignorance. Canadians faught for 2.5 years against the Nazi’s before America entered the war and you think you have right to call us communists because you are an American!! You are an ignorant women Susan and you are not an American. I have never met an American
that thinks anything like you.
7) The Jewish, Muslim, and Christian faiths all have the same foundation in the Old Testament. Just events, resources and geographic location made different people have different interpretations of faith. Muslims pray to God, love their children and try to live life free without hate and war. Don’t ever confuse Muslims with the Taliban. The Taliban are just like you Susan. They are exploiting the faith of Muslims to create hate and fear to motivate people to fight for their cause. Their cause is control of the oil fields and ultimately the money they produce. They are manipulating Muslims into thinking everyone in Canada and the USA is like Susan and want to kill them. Money is the root of all evil. Money is the root of your evil ways Susan.
Many people don’t seem to be able to differentiate between faith and religion. Faith is created by God through events that shook people down to their soles and changed the way they live and think. Religions are a creation of man to exploit faith for money, political power and to motivate solders to kill, which is an extension of perpetuating or increase power and money. Do you think German’s were born to hate Jews. No, they were manipulated into hating Jews just like Susan is trying to manipulate you. We should all learn from history to see what hate brings us. Death !! The Taliban are a religious faction that is exploiting the Muslim faith for power just like Susan is exploiting Christian beliefs to manipulate people into her dark and ugly world.
Susan, your article was motivated by money and fueled by ignorance. I forgive you Susan. Maybe you can start spreading love instead of hate and make peace with God before it’s your time. If you don’t change your ways soon the only light you will be seeing is the burning tar you call a sole.
I love Americans and I would like to think Americans love us since we are the same people with the same culture. Everyone needs to hold out their hand and show love for everyone else on earth. It’s the only way the human race will evolve. Letting quack religions manipulate you is not how we are going to get there.
I hope this makes you feel truly stupid Susan. Don’t worry, I still love you.
Gary
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9:26 pm
I truly feel she is a hoax.. no on is that dumb and serious about it.
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How can you talk about what God hates? God loves us all. What you have written is all hate. If there is anyone that God hates its people who spread such hate on his behalf. That person is you. If anyone is bound for hell, its you.
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9:14 pm
God hates 80 year old women who hate on a country that she believes is called “canadia”… if only you went to college you might have had a better opportunity in life. Good thing god knows dumb breeds dumb so he stuck you in the right country!
you;ll be in god arms soon i trust as you can live much longer in your world of complete ignorance
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So,
What do we Canadians
Have to be Proud of?
1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
(not sold in the USA )
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
Down, and bigger balls.
4. Baseball is Canadian – 1st game
June 4, 1838 – Ingersoll, ON
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin’ Donuts
11.. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past
Their White House. Then we burned it, and
Most of Washington …
We got bored because they ran away.
Then, we came home and partied….
Go figure.
12. Canada has the largest French population
That never surrendered to Germany .
13. We have the largest English population
That neverEversurrendered or withdrew
During any war to anyone,anywhere.EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but
Prevailed in ALL the wars)
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and
Lasted a little over an hour.
15.. The only person who was arrested in our
Civil war was an American mercenary, he
Slept in and missed the whole thing.
He showed up just in time to get caught.
16.. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned
Over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still
Around as the world’s oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and
Devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes..
(That’s more information than I need!)
19. We know what to do with the parts
Of a buffalo.
20. We don’t marry our kin-folk…
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
Zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.
Also short wave radios which save countless
Lives each year.
22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to
Something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
(Incidently… So does our beer)
BUT MOST IMPORTANT !
The handles on our beer cases are big enough
To fit your hands in with mitts on.
OOOoohhhhh….. Canada !!
Oh yeah… And our elections only take one day!
Pass this on if you’re proud to be Canadian!!!
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So,
What do we Canadians
Have to be Proud of?
1. Smarties (not sold in the USA )
2. Crispy Crunch, Coffee Crisp
(not sold in the USA )
3. The size of our footballs fields, one less
Down, and bigger balls.
4. Baseball is Canadian – 1st game
June 4, 1838 – Ingersoll, ON
5. Lacrosse is Canadian
6. Hockey is Canadian
7. Basketball is Canadian
8. Apple pie is Canadian
9. Mr. Dress-up beats Mr. Rogers
10. Tim Hortons beats Dunkin’ Donuts
11.. In the war of 1812, started by America , Canadians pushed the Americans back past
Their White House. Then we burned it, and
Most of Washington …
We got bored because they ran away.
Then, we came home and partied….
Go figure.
12. Canada has the largest French population
That never surrendered to Germany .
13. We have the largest English population
That neverEversurrendered or withdrew
During any war to anyone,anywhere.EVER!
(We got clobbered in the odd battle but
Prevailed in ALL the wars)
14. Our civil war was fought in a bar and
Lasted a little over an hour.
15.. The only person who was arrested in our
Civil war was an American mercenary, he
Slept in and missed the whole thing.
He showed up just in time to get caught.
16.. A Canadian invented Standard Time.
17. The Hudsons Bay Company once owned
Over 10% of the earth’s surface and is still
Around as the world’s oldest company.
18. The average dog sled team can kill and
Devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes..
(That’s more information than I need!)
19. We know what to do with the parts
Of a buffalo.
20. We don’t marry our kin-folk…
21. We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, Velcro,
Zippers, insulin, penicillin and the telephone.
Also short wave radios which save countless
Lives each year.
22. We have ALL frozen our tongues to
Something metal and lived to tell about it.
23. A Canadian invented Superman.
24. We have coloured money.
25. Our beer advertisements kick ass
(Incidently… So does our beer)
BUT MOST IMPORTANT !
The handles on our beer cases are big enough
To fit your hands in with mitts on.
OOOoohhhhh….. Canada !!
Oh yeah… And our elections only take one day!
Pass this on if you’re proud to be Canadian!!!
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The americans were also late for both world wars and the only wars they have won (by themselves) was their independence and their civil war.
The lost in Vie0nam,
The lost in Iraq… If you disagree then take a look. there is still resistance in that country which means it isnt over yet and your presient means to pull your troops out. Americans never had a chance out in Iraq anyways. They have been fighting that way for 2000 years. I think they know there country better then Americans.
And the British beat you in 1812.
How does it feel Susan to have been presented with three scenarios in which your country has been DEFEATED by your so called “lesser races”?
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12:43 pm
oops.
I meant Vietnam not Vie0nam and President not Presient
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I would like to point out that Alexander Graham Bell, the inventer of the telephone, was a Scottish man who lived in Canada, and that apple pie was invented in Sweden.
Other than that, I agree with everything you just said.
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You forgot the big one !!
Canadian inventor Henry Woodward and Canadian medical student Mathew Evans patented the light bulb July 24, 1874. U.S. Patent 181,613 – The first light bulb even made was constructed at Morrison’s brass foundry in Toronto. They sold their patent to Thomas Edison.
Edison had 1093 patented inventions of his own so he is still the greatest inventor in history. If you get a chance, watch the movie Young Edisin with Spencer Tracy. It’s a great movie. You Suzy-Nazis might not want to see it because Spencer Tracy and Katharine Hepburn lived in sin from 1941 until his death in 1967. Anyone dying in 1967 must be evil because that was Canada’s 100th birthday….lol…
To all you beautiful blonde Suzy-Nazis that I see here, were you hookers before joining this cult? Did they rescue you from crack through their brainwashing techniques? Now that you are out of the gutter you should get de-programmed and get your lives back. I hate to see pretty girls waste their lives on a bunch of “crack-pots” …lol…
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But… I see smarties all the time!
they are delicious.
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11:44 am
This article is proof that time travel is possible.
I’m 100% sure that Ann Coulter 40 years from now will jump in a time machine, come back to 2011, and post this article.
What complete rubbish.
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I really thought this was a comedy piece when someone forwarded it to me. It isn’t though, and that’s pretty sad. If you want to fault Canada for being tolerant to other religions and cultures, because they don’t collect and carry weapons (even with gun violence on US universities as recent as 4 days ago), etc… what’s your point? You reference a 30 + year old clip from a silly gameshow to show they’re pedophiles (uh, what about Richard Dawson on Family Feud from that same era?!), and talk about Asians being their Mexicans? Susan is a sad intolerant and completely out of touch granny from another time. She’s even lost her way with Christianity, using this platform to promote xenophobia, intolerance, and lies (this time to our closest Ally)… qualities that are quite un-Christian. It’s ironic, the only thing I’ve gathered from her article is that she’s a Christian version of a Islamist extremist. Embracing hatred and being hell bent on the destruction of people who don’t share their own viewpoint or beliefs. Seriously, besides details like the scripture they subscribe to…what’s the difference, and how is that supposed to bring them closer to the Almighty who put us all on this earth? This site isn’t doing itself any favors by publishing the rants of a madwoman…
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This is the single funniest article I have ever read. It also contributed to the lowering of my IQ than all of the Maury and Jerry Springer re-runs ever broadcast.
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Now I have one question. Assuming these people are actually christian are these people not being hypocrites. Now as i understand it, Christianity is based on the “love thy neighbor” thing. But now looking at the people running their website. I fail to see how they are loving their neighbors. They are badmouthing Canada and Mexico and Communists (Cuba). So please explain to me how your whole website here upholds and loves christianity when the authors of false articles such as this one dont even uphold what christianity is based on?
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All of these comments from canadians prove exactly what I said about you. You are all rude, obscene, sodomites.
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2:32 pm
You claim to be Rigteous yet you bash everybody else including most of your own population in America. You claim to be non-racist and yet you are asking the “god” smite down another race of people. You claim to be 81 but you are probably a fat middle aged man who has nothing better to do in his spare time. You call us liberal, socialist, and communist and yet we have a majority conservative government which focuses on big business and the health of our economy. We aare still a free country but we have this thing called “expressing our rights to a reasonable limit” which means we can express our rights but only to the point that nobody gets hurt. If somebody gets hurt because of it then you cannot use “its my right” as a viable excuse. You believe us to be rude but i beg of you to look at your comments and insults. Which is why I acuse you of not being the person you say you are. No 81 year old lady could possibly be this ignorant towards another culture and /or country. Only a person who has become so completely ravelled up in their own ego to commit this act of ethnocentrism could do that. Which leads me to my final point. It is obvious that this site is a joke made up to make us all laugh so I fear we have all wasted our time in arguing with whomever it is who claims to be Susan. In the meantime, If you are actually being serious then I hope eventually you take the time to actually investigate what you are about to bash. Because here in Canada, I can guarentee you, we will do so. I personally believe that organized religion is the root of evil. I have no issue with spirituality and I wont rip on you or attempt to shove my own ideas down your throat. So please dont do the same thing to us. Just remember this one thing Karmas a bitch. And if you keep this going I can 100% guarentee you that you will get what you deserve eventually
Cheers
Your Aethiest Pal,
EgotisticConch
P.S. And i ask one more thing of you…
Please show me evidence that god is up there.
We have been to space, the sky, and we have been down beloe the earths surface. If you claim Heaven or Hell to be a spiritual place that only dead people can find, then how do you know it exists? We cant speak with the dead so at this point I would say you are just guessing and making stories up to brainwash a group of people
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7:27 pm
That new profile picture really brings out your wrinkles, Susan.
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4:47 pm
Susan B. Xenu, or “the writer” stole the photo from a stock photo site. What a nice christian lady, or man? FAKE!
http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=3kE&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=women&tbm=isch&tbs=simg%3ACAQSWxpZCxCo1NgEGgQIFwg9DAsQsIynCBowCi4IARII2wTfBNwE4AQaIPK6OXoLlJZnpGlZ9XvGe2aU2LaqOHPb9fwKmqjLh6iFDAsQjq7-CBoKCggIARIEshf7pQw&biw=1712&bih=1191
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Up here in Norway, also a “frozen waste land”, we have lots of immigrants, muslims and others. So far, the only terrorist attack we’ve experienced was by a Norwegian Christian man. How do you explain that?
Also, why do so many Christians rape children?
Christian extremist terrorists like yourself is just as bad for the world as any other kind of extremist.
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12:37 pm
Dear Susan,
Thank you so very much for showing us the ignorance and intolerance that is the tarnished and disfigured soul of America. I know that you’ve tried so very hard to prove your points with disclaimed facts, and you deserve an A+ for effort! You must get a kick out of all of this… the comments that are coming back to you that is. You are not a saint nor are you or your ‘people’ the center of the universe, it saddens me that your vanity is so great, it also saddens me that you put words that are untrue and so cruel in God’s mouth. I know that this entire article, and website for that matter is a farse, but it still amazes me that something so hellish, untrue and disgusting could be written about a nation that is globally recognized as being open and peaceful. You’ve responded several times saying that Canadians are ‘rude, obscene and sodomites’, but this all comes out of self defence and is, primarily you’re fault.
Your article is written in a bias format and structures the writings of a 10 year old writing a fictional story, my cat, who clearly has more intelligence than you, could probably write a more developed article than this.
Now for the nice stuff.
You are not righteous. You are the devil’s right hand. You are not doing ‘good’ things. When you die, you will NOT go to heaven, you will go straight to the 7th level of hell, where the devil will rape you over and over and over again with his molten red hot cock. God himself will put you there for such blasphemy and lies and claiming that they were his words. You will be humiliated and ashamed and all the repenting you can do in the short time you have left will not save your soul (if you even have one).
You can reply and call me all the bad and nasty words that you want, but know this, my conscience is clear, because unlike you, I have not bashed your nation, I have put you in your place as the scum of the earth.
I feel very, very sorry sad for you and those who are forced to be in your presence.
Have a very Merry Christmas.
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3:54 pm
Now now !! you are generalizing like Susan. Most Americans are beautiful people and have the same hopes, dreams and culture as us. You can’t trash 300 million people based on the mouth foaming of one ignorant Nazi that’s hiding behind some twisted and immoral version of christianity.
Did you know that Christmas is really on January 6th. Pope Anicetus in 163 A.D. moved Christmas back 12 days so that Christ’s birthday was celebrated before the pegan holiday. This the insperation for the song the 12 days of Christmas. Christmas is suppose to be celebrated for 12 days. I could never afford that at todays prices. I wish we had America’s prices on everything. It’s expensive in Canada.
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9:58 pm
I like that you said assumed that I was generalizing, like Susan.
I don’t think I was. Half of my family is American and I love Americans. I hate her (and/or her avatar). No hate to Americans here Gary2242.
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6:32 am
The stupidest yell the loudest
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6:53 pm
Dont hate us because we are beautiful. I know its hard being so close to something but you can never be it. The only reason you dont like us Canadians is because the rest of the world does. Maybe you should write about what goes on in your own fucked up country. Get your nose out of our affairs, and our culture.
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4:40 am
Please sign my petition to INVADE CANADA and share the message. We have to get 25,000 signatures for the Godless Kenyan to acknowledge this imminent threat!
https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/preemptively-invade-canada-it-godless-un-american-terrorist-harboring-land-horrible-vile-people/6zSsmsMw
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3:29 pm
Americans already invade Canada every summer and spend $8 billion dollars. Everyone is welcome to come but a petition is just greedy. We can’t ask for more !!
Canada LOVES America !!!!
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5:38 am
Susan, I see what you mean about these punk canadians. I am going to have a talking to with this Prime minster of Canada.
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6:18 am
It is about time you stepped up Mr. President.
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11:47 am
Someone is trolling my country! Well done!
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11:55 am
Also, I hate the fact that this publicity is actually making money for you! I think I am going to deny the domains to all your little advertising agencies on my company’s DNS! And you created an account for Obama… nice.
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6:01 am
That’s how we roll here bitch, recognize!
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3:42 pm
Hope you die by choking on a BIG fat Canadian dick. BIAAAAAAAATCH!!!!!
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6:02 am
Hey Ram rod. Stick that big sausage up in my baby factory and let’s see if you can choke me.
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6:20 pm
Oh My!
21-22,000 facebook shares, and is now the 6th most popular article on christwire. I am so honored that God talks through me!
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6:25 pm
Maybe, it’s because most of us sane people find this to be the most ridiculous claims on Canada on the internet.
But seriously, GTFO the computer, where you woun’t harm anymore innocent people on the internet with your stupidity.
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12:05 am
Not to sound rude or anything or pop your ego bubble, but that voice inside your head you call “god” could actually be the Devil himself. You poor little thing, I think you may be possessed. I will pray for you my fellow American.
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3:52 pm
God talks through me too Susan, and he says that you’re telling disgraceful lies and that as penance you should whip yourself and never use the Internet again. This will spare your soul.
You want to spout nonsense? So can I fool!
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10:00 pm
You are serious one stupid CUNT-WANNABE!
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11:50 pm
I am from the state of Georgia and of this moment this article is the laughing stalk of this entire state. If Canada is what you state it is, then you must have had an unfortunate life. As an American I find your words very offensive because you clearly have no idea of the country that we both live in. Admit it Canada really is the better country you old hag. You are the reason that the United States has plummeted in global reputation
Here’s a metaphor for you to suck on after you take out your dentures out, picture it like you are resemble a shit’s piece of shit that has just been stepped in by a piece of shit and then used by Canadian farmers to fertilize their soil. I can’t put it any simpler.
In conclusion, the sooner you die the sooner America can live strongly again.
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6:16 am
More likely you are one of the dumb canadians that have added me as a friend on facebook under false pretenses and saw where I was from, or possibly you read the about author box and thought I might listen to your liberal lies.
I will never fall for your trickery. You do not sound like a Georgian. I doubt your liberal Canadian education could even point yourself in the right direction.
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6:30 pm
And now you point the finger at your own countrymen. You have no right to make those hurtful accusations. I thought you were a loving Christian. Not all Americans are as blind as your are, many see the truth. Canada is an a mazing country full of beautiful people. Also, i don’t think even you could say no to some maple syrup.
P.S. I would never add you on facebook. That’s just wrong.
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5:30 am
People from Canada are dirty fucking ass holes. You make beer that tastes like my brothers cold piss. Your police are a bunch of fags that wear red fur. Your national sport is fags on ice skates. You brag about burning down Washington, but that was the BRITISH. Not you worthless pieces of shit.
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5:48 am
you gay little faggot . if you had the guts to come here and say that i`d ram a can of molson canadian up your girly ass ….. wimp
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5:59 am
You dumb fucking Canadian, I would like that you dip shit. I love big pussy bear looking men shoving beer cans up my ass and my twat.
Where is your address, I’m bringing my strap on to fuck you in your lumber jack ass. Maybe when we are done we can drink some decent American microbrew.
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3:56 pm
What the hell got into you LN!? Have you had a personality transplant or something? And how can you say American beer tastes good? I tried some once, it tasted like a warm cup of tobacco spit.
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10:06 pm
I love having tobacco spit into my twat and then having Claire suck it out with a straw an mind your own damned business cock wad.
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6:37 am
Me next!
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6:17 am
LN are you feeling OK?
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6:34 pm
I hope that L.N. is not an American for your sake Susan. For your armament’s sake precisely that is.
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10:03 pm
I am an American you dickless jizz licker. Bring it on you igloo occupying ass fuck.
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10:11 pm
So desperate for laughs, and yet so empty inside. Such a poor soul you are. Can’t make your own jokes so you steal someone else’s.
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10:10 pm
You remember that last time that Alison threw a bitch fit and decided to use my name just because? This is basically part 2. Dunno if it’s her, but someone somehow got my name.
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6:48 am
L.N. is a stunned little mouthpiece . where did you come from , must be the states . dumbass . that garbagew anmerican beer tastes like moosepiss too . btw
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