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- Governor Rick Perry. Has the posture of an uncomfortably erect penis, does not take kindly to gays.
“There’s something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can’t openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school.” These words of Rick Perry highlighted the presidential candidate’s anti-gay campaign ad, definitely a play to enamor American Christians who are tired of that danged anti-Christian Obama.
To make things even more fun, Aaron Copland was not only gay, but he was a Jew. And not only was Aaron Copland a gay Jew, but he was a communist. So in his big last attempt to get an audience, Rick Perry introduce the world to music composed by a gay Jew commie pinko. Maybe subconciously, Rick Perry wants a friendly polska kielsba traversing his Texan wastelands.
The ad rapidly became the second-most “disliked” video on YouTube. Just to clarify: the hundreds of thousands of people hate Rick Perry, not Aaron Copland.
Listen to the similarities here: Perry/Copland
- Excited
- Fascinated
- Amused
- Bored
- Sad
- Angry
Former circuit gymnast and now retired from the sport, I'm now embarking on a career in my field of college study: journalism. These guys at ChristWire have hired me and I do not plan to back down for my "crazy liberal" views. Join me and let's bring the biased 'conservatives' down a notch or two. 
So what?? What does his music have to do with his message that is clearly 100% correct?! It’s his words that matter, not the music.
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“I hate gay men, but I’ll be more than happy to use the music made by a gay man as well as dress as a gay character did, which is also made out of two different types of materials and is considered to be a sin against God, but dammit do I hate gay people! I’m a Christian and I follow all of God’s rules, even though I’m breaking one in the middle of this video, as well as loving football and have worked on a Sunday before.”
That’s basically what Rick Perry’s saying. He can’t even be bothered to follow the rules set in place for him, yet he’s going to try to enforce them onto the rest of America? Fuck that noise! If you aren’t even going to do what you’re told, why the hell should I do what your ‘god’ tells me to, seeing as how you’re the one who believes in him, and I’m not.
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So what? So you’re saying because I take it in the butt every night, I can’t speak out against gays and homosexuality???
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By deep down, you enjoyed it in the butt
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That’s not even me you’re getting huffy with, LN. What happened is that whoever this fake Adam Nelson is thought Barsky was a proper person and assumed her article was for the GOP, when in fact she she is a lib. At least now I know that fake version of me is not Claire, Claire is too smart and actually reads the articles.
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I’m too smart? Then why do you insist that I have to resort to plagiarizing articles?
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Claire, can we just let bygones be bygones? How about this? We just start fresh and I will take you out for dinner the next time I’m back out East for a medical conference. Sound good?
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You just made yourself sound like a creep, go back to your parents basement, would you?
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Hmm, let me think. How about NO? Why should I associate with somebody who views me as nothing but a baby machine and who accuses me of plagiarism.
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Claire, can we just let bygones be bygones? How about this? We just start fresh and I will take you out for dinner the next time I’m back out East for a medical conference. Then I show you my gay sex tapes I made and you can critique them. I would like opinions on lighting, angles of my nutsack (i.e. Lil’ Nelsons), and whether I deepthroat well or not. I have been practicing on myself as well as the horse out back (by GOD, he’s HUGE!). I would also like your opinions on my new baby sharkhuman that I created with that slutty shark at the aquarium. I am a published writer, so you should be honored by my request. By published I mean I post shit on the internet and think I’m an authority on everything. Sound good?
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Forgive me, my years of chronic masturbation and hiding in my mother’s basement have caused my brain to be on the fritz. I actually think that calling somebody a “lib” is actually an insult. Forgive me. Perhaps someday I will realize that nobody gives a flying fuck about that kind of shit.
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I’d also like to say that he’s wearing the jacket from Brokeback Mountain. And he looks like a poofter to me.
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what I see rick eprry is a closet gay adam try to Hit on claire and clair ehopefully reject him
and thats well if USA wnat to survive they should not fall into a theocracy
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