Scientific Community: Quit Your Arrogant Knowledge Worship Or Expect Another Babel-like Holy Confoundment
All of us who were not raised by heathens in godless homosexual liberal cabal hub cities will remember the story of the Tower of Babel from our Sunday or, if our parents truly cared for our immortal souls, our home school days. This particular bible story, of course, imparts to us the almighty wisdom of segregation, and the reason for the varying languages in our modern times.
There was a time, God tells us, when all of humanity spoke one global language. Instead of using this holy capacity bestowed upon us my our creator to gather together in worship of Him, men’s heads grew big and, in direct defiance of what was and is God’s will, began to think too much. They thought about each other and the earthly realm, sure. But what they thought of even more, what they obsessed about, was reaching God’s celestial kingdom. They dared to imagine a time when they could look God in his very eyes and speak to him as if they were equals. This, of course, displeased God. He had already had to punish humanity for a similar act of unimaginable hubris demonstrated by Eve in her dealings with the snake. Just as God did not want Eve to eat the apple, so he did not want men to think so much about how they could reach Him in his almighty celestial station.
But mankind did not heed God’s will, and instead acted according their own arrogant wills, thinking and thinking about how they could reach Him. And then they started to build. They built and built and built and built. They built for whole lifetimes. They built a tower that stretched mightily into the heavens. God watched, and as he watched he became angry. His anger grew and turned to rage. Had he not let his children know his wish already, for them to lead a simple life of segregation, conflict and correct imagination tightly bound in the wire of heavenly obedience?
God had had enough. He saw that with one global language, with unbridled imagination and team effort, humanity would undoubtedly reach any goal it set its mind to. Humanity would come knocking at his celestial door like so many misguided Jehova Witnesses. They had to be stopped. So God scattered all of the people across all corners of His earth and confounded their speech so that they could no longer communicate and cooperate in their unholy designs. The Tower of Babel fell into ruin, and God smiled.
If it is not clear to us by now that God is tired of teaching us the same lesson, it should be. Yet over and over again there are those among us who are tempted into the arrogant and ungodly passions of amassing knowledge in science, languages, geography and other unholy subjects. Now I warn you all that God is once again becoming angry.
We send rocket ship space trash hurtling into his celestial kingdom. We dare to stare into his kingdom with demonic space glass like so many peeping toms, to google map his earth for the satanic purpose of easily locating locating violent homosexual group pornography discs. NASA and all followers of the godless homosexual liberal scientific cabal be warned, your days of reckoning will come. Heed His almighty warning, already set before us in scripture. Put down your physics books and get out your bibles or expect an almighty brain scrambling the likes of which you can never imagine.
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Author: Jane McDermott
Homosexual rehabilitation specialist, homeschool teacher, bake saler. I live in Colorado Springs, CO with my loving family and attend New Spirit Christian Church every Sunday, sometimes twice.
4:54 am
Jane, thanks for reminding us of the Lord’s chilling lesson. I’m going to print this out and give it to those Jehovahs next time they come knockin’.
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7:47 am
Ok you win the “best googled image for this site” award.
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9:38 am
I knew when I read the word cabal in there it was you…Hi, remember me the “scum”
I’m guessing you have no imagination or were beaten with a bible until you obeyed.
You know if we still feared that even the wrong thought would evoke god’s wrath, we’d still be in the Dark Ages or maybe even the Crusades?
Imagination is amazing, how else could humanity of come so far?
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11:40 am
Please do not comment on my articles. I do not want to catch your brony filth. Surprised I know of your beastiality worshipping cult? Take your homo pony garbage to rehab and get saved.
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2:07 pm
I will comment where I god damn please.
Bronies are not a cult. We do not worship beastiality, thats just wrong. A lot of Bronies are straight males. Bronies do not have a problem therefore we don’t have to be saved. We are OPEN-MINDED enough to break gender boundaries and like what we want to.
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4:21 pm
ya what he said
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5:40 pm
Open minded? You and your butt brethren advertise your perverse love for this show more than homosexuals advertise their sinful endeavors. You get butthurt when somebody calls you out on simply trying to be ironic and “cool” because that’s all you’re trying to be. You don’t realize that most of ire you draw isn’t from the fact that you like it, but from how defensive you anal excavators get about it and how you feel the need to let everyone know that fact.
I don’t even need to draw a comparison to the homogays and the furries because your kind already overlaps with those groups. You are the cancer killing society.
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6:00 pm
Excuse me but what does “most of ire you draw isn’t from the fact you like it” mean? More specifically “ire”
also, how is it perverse to like a show that supports honest values?
also, how can you assume that just because we watch a show that is intended for a younger audience, means we’re gay?
also, how do bronies overlap with furries? Please be specific and not the bullshit this cite usually spits out.
also, how are we killing society when you are the ones that are trying to push diversity out of our country and do nothing but worship a faceless creature we really know nothing about?
also, how is “anal excavators” a more “Christan” way of saying gay than gay?
that is all
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6:04 pm
I, another brony, but an impartial one, can say that it’s the American political system that’s destroying society. And not just ours.
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6:34 pm
Uh what? We are not trying to “ironic” or “cool” I didn’t start watching My Little Pony to become part of the crowd. I watch the show because it’s entertaining and teaches good morals through funny stories.
And it isn’t pervesre love. I don’t spend all my free time thinking about Ponies or watching the show or collecting their toys or fantisizing abouct them. I do own a Brony shirt but thats where the line of “fan” stops for me.
Straight people enjoy My Little Pony as well and we are not furries. We do not parade around in pony costumes…i find it creepy anyway.
The cancer killing society is supression of free will, imagination, and diversity- Namely what the people at chrsitwire here are attempting.
For Gubnik: ire is a fancy way of saying anger.
To Jane McDerpmott: Never have I even touched a drug outside of medical purpose. We’re not druggies. and based off your comment I have a feeling you’ve either been to a donkey show or een the main attraction
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6:06 pm
Hahahahahahahaha. You think you share God’s almighty powers of confoundment? I do not believe your cabal endorsed lies. Go smoke some more meth in a farmbelt truckstop. Maybe a farmer will take pity on you and let you pay his pony a nickel per backdoor plowing.
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6:20 pm
How do you know that farmers will let people pay them to fuck their horses?
Jane, is there something you haven’t told everyone?
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6:50 pm
A closeted furrie, maybe.
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7:59 pm
I have helped many of your godless homosexual liberal donkey fellating kind at the Christian run homosexual rehabilitation center where I work and lecture.
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8:28 pm
Attempting Homosexual rehabilitation is wrong and impossible anyway (Do I need to cram the fact that being Gay isn’t a choice down your whore throat?)
You have most likely help no one as brainwashing dosen’t count as help.
Once again, Bronies are not all homosexual. Not all Bronies are Liberals (Independent myself) Bronies do not take part in beastiality.
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11:16 pm
But being gay IS a choice.
You choose to watch that pony show, do you not?
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11:23 pm
You cannot compare choosing to like a show to choosing your gay. It dosen’t work that way.
Your either born gay or not, simple
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11:43 am
The last tower of Babel produced Asians. I’d hate to see what the next one would do. Great work Jane.
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1:20 pm
I thank the Lord for his almighty wisdom of segregation. He gave us working eyes and brains with which we may keenly notice difference and avoid filth,human and otherwise. I praise the day he banished Asians to the squalid Pacific.
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2:14 pm
Oh look, I’m commenting on your article again.
Segregation is wrong. Man was meant to mingle with one another lest we become arrogant shells of racial hate…Oh wait, You two have already become that.
Asians are a great people with a rich culture and beautiful land,Asia is not sqaulid in the least. America on the other hand has little culture to be proud of
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4:06 pm
You are arguing with the people who think that there are massive gay dragon orgies in skyrim. They do zero research on any of the topics they discuss. I suspect they look at everything and assume its “supporting the gay agenda” which after several months on this website, i STILL don’t entirely know what that means. They never support what they say with facts, just their opinion, which they assume is fact. I bet most of the people who visit this cite regularly don’t support them but instead get a good laugh at the next thing that comes out of these moron’s heads (like me)
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4:12 pm
I know that these articles are all jokes, but it dosen’t mean they aren’t fun to argue with still. They play the parts of Uber-Radical Christians so well it’s as fun as arguing with the real thing.
I appreciate the concern and attempt to elighten me. Just having some fun though
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4:51 pm
These people don’t even have “real” opinions, just whatever crap they find up their asses and see if they can remotely tie it in to what they see as fact.
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6:05 pm
lol “facts”, who needs those when you come to this cite!
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4:58 pm
And the worlds newest tower of Babel is America. It has become a country that thinks it can do whatever it likes, and thinks it is better than the rest of the world. I hear the distinct swish of a wrathful punishment stick heading the way of the You Ass Ey!
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5:14 pm
Next thing you know, they are going to claim that winter is not natural, and that it was really invented by Russian Commie to try and wipe out America.
These “christians” need to evolve a brain that can do more then type on a keyboard and spew hate.
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6:02 pm
please do not associate these “people” with normal Americans
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6:23 pm
I don’t, but I do think that the normal Americans should do a better job of keeping psychopathic people like this locked up. The unbridled hatred they spew could so easily be damaging to gullible or troubled people.
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4:52 pm
Science > ‘God’
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5:07 pm
the only thing that I got from this article, is that “God” is a self centered, childlike narcissist.
Thankfully, someone like him is only made-up, like Santa and the Tooth-Fairy.
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6:03 pm
WHAT SANTA ISN’T REAL. MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD IS RUINED. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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1:39 am
Jesus hates science. Why? Science is lies, lies created by satan. Science hates Jesus with it’s denial of creationism and it’s belief that “homosexuality is Natural” and it’s heavy usage of math. I think science should be criminalized and all of these homosexual atheists should be imprisoned.
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12:42 pm
I’m sorry. I don’t consider the last 10 years of my life a lie. If Jesus hates science, I say fuck ‘em.
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2:51 am
This is no joke. So-called “scientists” are trying to touch God with their demonic “super-collider” in Communist Europe, even as I type this. I predict that this willful act against the authority of God’s Natural Laws will inevitably result in another Great Confusing of the languages of man. Almost certainly math will become even more confusing.
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11:43 am
I’d imagine math is confusing to someone who doesn’t even understand basic quantum mechanics.
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1:36 am
God doesn’t play dice.
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2:28 pm
“Yet over and over again there are those among us who are tempted into the arrogant and ungodly passions of amassing knowledge in science, languages, geography and other unholy subjects.”
Exactly! Don’t acquire any knowledge because that is not the way to salvation. Don’t you know God wants his followers to be dumb as rocks! Actually, that quote alone explains so much about the people writing these articles and the way their minds work.
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