Should Tattletales and Whistleblowers Go Straight to Hell?
My clock radio, tuned to the ‘Heartland Faithful Morning Jubilee Early Hour of Praise’ on AM 930, woke me on Saturday morning with the announcement of Bradley Manning’s out of the gay closet court appearance and other news on the continuing plight of the Sandusky sex offender. The radio’s undulatory currents of sound rose and fell with the pops and crackle of a nearly otherworldly transmission. With little thought I swatted the noise box off and stretched.
I pulled back the quilt and crisp flowered bed sheets, slipped into my house shoes and padded down the stairs to make coffee, leaving Mister breathing softly in the bed. I let my Bible versed terrier out for his morning devotions and fired up the computer while the water boiled in the kettle for the French Press. I like to get up early and check the news on the inter-tubes and plan my day with neatly scribed entries in my planner. It is a quiet time for me. Reflection, like prayer, strengthens the character and spirit and prepares one for the day’s challenges.
I made an entry to call the pest control man to see about the lady bug infestation we seemed to be experiencing. Little orange spotted buttons, seemingly harmless, have tried to occupy the house like hippies in fountains, gathering in small clusters around the corners of the windows and light fixtures. I’ve sucked up the dotted menace in the vacuum cleaner daily, but they continue to rise up and replicate despite my tenacious efforts. “Don’t forget your speeding ticket” a small voice said over my shoulder. I jumped slightly as the kettle began to scream. I realized I wasn’t alone.
I turned to see the youngest Beecham blinking at me, bright eyed and hair all mussy. “I won’t forget, Baby Bear” I kissed her cheeks good morning, still warm from the pillow. She yawned while I took the kettle off the heating element and set the timer for two minutes. Precisely forty-eight fluid ounces of boiling water will cool to the optimum temperature for French pressed coffee in exactly two minutes. Used at a full boil, the coffee’s natural oils will burn and create a bitter unpleasant taste. The protocol is important for the enjoyment of all.
I set the oven temperature for the cinnamon yeast rolls I prepared the night before. After rising overnight in the refrigerator, they were perfect spirals of unconditional love and contentment ready for baking. Little Bear and I talked about our morning plans to visit the library as the rolls baked in the oven and I sipped on my cup of java. It is times like this that I wish time would stand still.
Mister came into the kitchen as I finished smearing the last of the buttermilk icing on the rolls. He patted me on the backside and playfully dipped a finger in the icing. His morning kiss left a sweet stickiness on my ear. I fixed both he and little bear a plate of warm roll and slice of cantaloupe. I turned on the wave radio mounted on the ceiling to ‘Heartland Faithful Morning Jubilee Early Hour of Praise’ on AM 930 and headed back upstairs to take a shower.
When I came back downstairs, little bear shuffled out of the kitchen, I assumed to get ready for our trip to the library and the grocers. Mister had a dark look on his face.
“So when did you plan to tell me?” he asked. I thought for a moment.
“About the library?” I responded. The radio was once again announcing Manning’s gay closet status and the latest updates on the accusers of that pederast Sandusky with a crackle and pop of interference.
“No, the speeding ticket, my love” Mister said with what seemed like restrained breath through his teeth. I noticed the slip in his hand that had been discretely folded and slipped into a zippered pocket inside my purse. Of course I confessed to all. The look on Mister’s face lightened. While he was perplexed I wouldn’t tell him this detail, he seemed to have forgiven me with a stern warning to never speed with the kids in the car.
Little Bear came into the kitchen smelling of vanilla soap and sour apple shampoo. We went into the downstairs bathroom to dry her hair. While I was very careful not to pull her hair, tears were soon running down her face. I turned off the hairdryer.
“What’s the matter? Am I too rough?” I asked.
Her lip quivered. “Are you mad at me for telling?”
“No, I’ll never be mad at you for telling the truth” I said, meeting her eyes. We had talked about ‘keeping secrets’ in light of the horror of the Sandusky arrest. The idea that a child would be in abused or in danger and afraid to speak out chills me to the core. I had instructed both my kids to always speak up for the truth, even if it might get a grownup in trouble. Unconditional respect and love are needed for such principals. She seemed to take me at my word and brightened up again.
We later drove to the post office so I could mail my speeding fine before heading to the library. I tuned the radio to AM 930. I thought that about how the human voice, AM radio, printed information and even film as ‘old technologies’ for distributing information seem to disintegrate into space or back to the earth over time while the internet and digital is forever young, pliant, and as persistent as little orange lady bugs.
Secret keepers might be respected by the world, but is the collective moral cost too high? For the individual to tell what one experiences or sees as truth is to face the scrutiny and scorn of many. The world does not pity the tattletale, preferring the silence of the conventional wisdoms and status quo. New legislation seeks to solidify the standing of the secret keeper with protocols intended to cool the boiling waters of injustice.
As I turned into the library parking lot, I vowed to never speed with the kids in the car ever again and hide my tickets better next time.
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Author: Blanche Beecham
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11:19 am
Wtf did I just read?
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4:43 pm
Why are you liberals so easily confused? Have you ever just enjoyed something for being righteous and perfect? Try and open your heart once in your filthy life!
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4:50 pm
What I meant by that was wtf is the point of this “article” It’s not even a article!
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4:53 pm
Again, can’t something be pleasant and beautiful for the sake of being pleasant and beautiful? Do you always need some blaring headline and naked photo to get your erotic jollies, pervert?
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4:59 pm
This article is boring, next!
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5:09 pm
The part about naked photos is true yes. I am sinful so don’t blame me but this isn’t pleasant or beautiful. It’s boring.
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5:20 pm
When you bastards put anything up on this site, it’s never pleasant or beautiful.
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7:19 pm
If anyone could understand the delicate flavor of the long form essay, it would be you Stephenson.
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7:28 pm
Your work is so overwhelming for these fools that they’ll need to read it a few times to comprehend your depths. Hopefully this process will open their hearts just a little bit to the simple joys of being a decent Christian American patriot.
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7:30 pm
There was no point to it, you’re just hopin’ to get into her panties because you’re a lonely bastard.
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9:51 pm
Ha! I love this website! Since I’ve discovered it, it’s always brought a smile to my face. Mr. Billings, I hope that you get raped by the horniest gay black french canadian male that we have to offer!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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9:53 pm
PS: Blanche Beecham: Nice work on your Jersey Shore look a lot competition, I hope you won something…
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12:58 pm
So what’s you’re point?
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2:08 pm
So the Imperialistic PIG calling itself Blanche wants to suppress free speech? So she’s a communist imperialistic pig then.
Why am I not surprised?
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4:44 pm
What right do Canadians have to impose their radical values on America?
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4:56 pm
What right does America have to oppress Canada?
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5:34 pm
It’s called Manifest Destiny and the Monroe Doctrine and the Bible.
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5:37 pm
Some native americans just called, they say they want their land back.
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5:42 pm
Oh cry me a river and let me dance around a totem pole. You hippies never change.
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5:43 pm
Manifest Destiny ended quite awhile ago, the Bible makes no mention of America (thus should have no impact on America’s future), and the Monroe Doctrine basically means “Hey Europe, fuck with us and it’s a full-on war”, and Europe has no impact on Canada anymore.
Try again asshole.
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5:45 pm
Blood Wolf has a point you dumbass.
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5:46 pm
Thank you Pembroke for calling out LN on his repeated stupidity.
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5:51 pm
Pebrocks didn`t call L.N out of anything.
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5:52 pm
Billings, what in the world makes you think that Pebrocks was talking to me? You’re the one who doesn’t mind murdering innocent people if it means putting more food down your throat. Our posts went up roughly at the same time, jackass.
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5:53 pm
So now you’re admitting to using ghost accounts LN to pump up your upvotes? You really are a low life.
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5:56 pm
Are you saying that I`m L.N? You really are out of you mind.
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5:59 pm
Who the fuck is Pembroke?!
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6:03 pm
Billings, how the fuck did you come to that conclusion? And why would I care about votes whatsoever? Jesus christ you’re a fucking loony. First you keep calling me a comedian, and now you’re saying that I’m making ghost accounts just to pat myself on the back? This coming from the guy who has a fucking twin on this site?
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6:10 pm
Glory me oh my! What a bunch of loonbacks we have out on this Sunday night! You are the foulest group of shills I have ever seen. I know for a fact, LN, that you most likely seek out intimate encounters with children using this website and I find that disgusting. As promised, I will testify at your trial when you are arrested. The rest of you need to pay a little attention to your mothers. Yes, you are ruining their lives with your goth lifestyle and sexual deviancy. You make me gag.
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6:15 pm
Please gag some more on my dick.
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6:20 pm
Go to hell Billings you retarded son of a disease ridden whore. Perhaps your mother shouldn’t have drank so much and smoked so much weed while pregnant with you. It’s clearly scrambled your brain.
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6:25 pm
“I know for a fact, LN, that you most likely seek out intimate encounters with children using this website and I find that disgusting.”
Oh really? How many times have I gone and told others that I want to meet them on this site? What’s that? None? Well then, looks like you’re blowing smoke out your ass because you can’t face the fact that you’re wrong and I’m right.
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6:26 pm
My Mother, whom I care for and love quite deeply, is a wonderful woman and she has never, ever smoked a narcotic drug in her life. I find the suggestion offensive and maybe a bit surreal. If you knew Mother, you would never say such a thing. I love her despite her issues that have come along with age and we have a normal, human relationship, ripe with pitfalls and arguments. Yes, that’s healthy and normal and I know she loves me even if she doesn’t say it and her drinking is nothing to make fun of, she is a genuine serious person, a real Southern woman full of pride and role model for many here in my hometown. We all adore Mother and her friends love her wit and way with words. She would tan your hide young man before you would know what’s happening to your backside, even if she was drinking, she could outwit and outrun you, you nutbag.
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6:32 pm
I do know your mother Billings. She was a real whore and a good one at that.
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6:34 pm
“She would tan your hide young man before you would know what’s happening to your backside, even if she was drinking, she could outwit and outrun you, you nutbag.”
I highly doubt anyone who had you has any wit or intelligence in them.
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6:41 pm
DON”T YOU DARE INSULT MY MOTHER!
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6:44 pm
I’ll insult the bitch if I want to, you bastard. You want to go about and insult people and then demand respect from them? Fuck you!
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6:52 pm
Mother would grind you to dust between the bottom of her ashtray and a can of Schiltz, loser.
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6:57 pm
Jesus christ you’re pathetic. You know that Billings?
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7:42 pm
Hey Billings, how goes mother and the alcohol? Still trying to hit you with the remote?
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8:29 pm
That’s only when I interrupt Pat Sayjack, but she’s been swell eveer since Thankgiving, That was enough to quiet her down for a week and frankly I stopped going over there for a few days because I was upset.
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9:46 pm
Stevie…can I call you stevie? I am not your mother but I would be willing to let you breast feed from my sin sacks.
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2:38 pm
Ya know, most of the time at least the ramblings had a point. I fail to see why Blanche decided to tell us what a horrible wife she is though.
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9:47 pm
Of course I will never be loved emotionally by another human being, that is why I love to be physically loved.
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9:48 pm
That means that I like to FUUUUUUUUUUUck.
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9:57 pm
Ya know, I’m not mad that you’re using my name. In fact, if anything, I pity you. Really? You can’t make any kind of joke yourself? You’re THAT desperate for your own laughter that you have to imitate me? Just a random poster on a site? I don’t care what I’ve done to you, the fact that you have to resort to using my name to make fun of me is just sad all on it’s own.
Just an empty shell, all alone, desperate to laugh, crying over the fact that you aren’t funny at all. It’s a shame, really.
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10:30 pm
When I think about you I touch myself. Which means you are touching yourself which means that you have touched me. Right here in my heart.
I am sorry L.N I have been lurking here for a while and you are one of the biggest dumb asses on this site. You bitch and moan and have nothing to say. You disagree just to disagree.
The people who write stories here are doing it to entertain people that are smart enough to get it. But you aren’t smart enough to get it. So you bitch and moan. And write stupid comments. So I have come here to class up who you are. Because no matter what I write it is no where as stupid as what you write.
So what I am saying is, go fuck yourself. I am going to go hit on Billings now!
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10:31 pm
actually I am going to get stoned and take a nap.
L.N OUT!!!
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3:22 pm
I seemed to have missed any point this “article” tried to make.
Also, Who the fuck describes their mornIng with such vivid detail?
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4:41 pm
Try and appreciate a little literary beauty once in your life, you little freak.
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4:45 pm
As a story writer, I can appreciate good detail. But why go through the effort to detail such a boring recalling of her boring morning?
Also is freak the best ou could come up with? I’ve heard far worse
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4:54 pm
Ever heard of James Joyce? No? Well you’d find him boring, but he was one of the giants of English literature. (But I guess fancy “writers” like you don’t understand that people wrote before you invented your blog.)
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5:02 pm
I don’t have a blog, I write actual stories on actual paper.
I read books btw. You insult me by claiming I “didn’t know people wrote before my blog” statement
I have heard of James Joyce. I will admit I haven’t read one of his books, but I do know who he is.
I never claimed to be fancy, story writing is just a hobby of mine
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5:05 pm
Admit it, Odd can write better stories then any of you.
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5:05 pm
Billings, you write for a blog, have your own blog, and have never provided evidence that you’ve ever written for anything else.
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5:36 pm
As a prose stylist and investigative journalist, I must say you people don’t have the faintest idea about professional writing, or even storytelling. Rather sad our youths of today would be so illiterate and yet so arrogant. Where are these great works you speak of, “Odd Atheist”? Are you including your high school civics essay? I’m sure they’re hilarious.
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5:38 pm
And I`m Urdnot Wrex.
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5:42 pm
Journalist? Your just kidding yourself at this point. You do nothing to investigate a subject, you just pull all the facts out our fat ass.
You wouldn’t know anything about my great works because I write for fun and to pass the time. An essay isn’t a story and I don’t include them in my list of works. I were fictional works (fictional like your bible). You wire trash and parade it around as fact
The more you talk it’s obvious YOU don’t know shit about professional writing.
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5:47 pm
“As a prose stylist and investigative journalist, I must say you people don’t have the faintest idea about professional writing”
Hey Billings, you said you did research on who made Skyrim, right? Then why did you name the wrong company? And don’t say it’s prose, prose is a style of talk, this is basic information you claimed you researched and yet completely failed.
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5:50 pm
Well look here, we have ourselves a typical arrogant liberal who dreams herself to be an artiste! You are hilarious. I bet your works are growing musty in a basement box. Do you really think we’re impressed? Why don’t you put all this energy into doing something good for the world. You people are so selfish, always doing this indulgent, hypocritical “creative” garbage. You people are exactly why America is going down the tubes.
As for my career, I have a proven record and won awards for my journalism. I know you may admire my career, but this jealousy is just too much!
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5:54 pm
Your doing those sort of things just fine on your own, Billings.
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6:00 pm
“Well look here, we have ourselves a typical arrogant liberal who dreams herself to be an artiste!”
Herself? Do you mean Claire or Blood Wolf? And ‘typical arrogant liberal’? THAT coming from YOU?! You can’t even name things properly, nor do you know your history, you’re the most arrogant son-of-a-bitch I’ve ever seen.
“You are hilarious. I bet your works are growing musty in a basement box.”
You would know, wouldn’t you Billings? You failure of a human being.
“Do you really think we’re impressed?”
You want people to be impressed and kiss your feet when you tell them you chuck people into your basement and that you know that jizz congeals and yellows, and that you sniff the sheets of other people for semen.
“Why don’t you put all this energy into doing something good for the world.”
The same can be said about you, why do you waste your time hating on others instead of just accepting them for who they are? They aren’t hurting anyone, and don’t go into that ‘but they’re hurting their soul!’ since not only are there Christians who believe that it’s not a sin to be gay, but you’ll come up with ANY excuse as to why something is ‘hurting their soul and going to send them to Hell’, even though you’re first in line.
“You people are so selfish, always doing this indulgent, hypocritical “creative” garbage.”
So you hate creative peoples and thoughts? Makes sense why you want to reverse progress.
“You people are exactly why America is going down the tubes.”
No, that’d be you. You can’t let go of the past, you want shit to be the way it was so that Christians could rule and determine everything according to their whimsy. You’re pissed that you can’t tell someone to stop doing something just because you’re a Christian.
“As for my career, I have a proven record and won awards for my journalism. I know you may admire my career, but this jealousy is just too much!”
Prove it, there are ways of showing these awards and records, so prove it. Don’t sit there and go ‘you’re just trying to find out my personal information’, otherwise you’re just admitting you’re a liar and a coward.
Hey OddAtheist, I think you should do a story on Billings here, and get the truth out to the people.
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6:09 pm
Yes of course, Billings, we’re all jealous of your idiocy!
You are the arrogant fuck who thinks he’s all high and mighty with his fake reporting and constant incorrect facts. I do not have aspirations of being an “artiste” Storytelling is just a hobby of mine.
Doing good for the world? Like you’re doing anything to make this place better.
Awards? Making a ribbon with construction paper and glitter doesnt make an award
The next thing you were better be your last will as testament because we’re going to kick you off your high pedestal and trust me, the impact won’t be pretty
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6:18 pm
LN: Odd Atheist is a girl, as far as I can tell from her typing style.
I am pretty surprised that you think me arrogant. I have always expressed my willingness to share in love and faith with you and anyone else on this site. I have even volunteered to help you personally if you’d just email me, and let me into your life. You run away and scream at me from your ivory tower. I don’t really understand why you fear me so very much, but I will never stop trying to expose you to my love.
It’s not ego, but a great compassion that I cannot help but let out. I just want to help you kids and sometimes I use strong words because it’s necessary to break through your liberal brainwashing.
You need to break out of all this radical thinking and just let the older, more intelligent people in this world explain the facts of life. Let me in, LN! I will so happy to help you!
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6:23 pm
Billings, you have previously asked me how many times a day I masturbate. Do you really think that anyone of sense wants you or your perverted mind ANYWHERE near them!?
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6:27 pm
The way I type means I’m a girl? The fuck does that mean? It because I use words that aren’t typically used or that my words flow together whereas yours are just jumbled up shit? I am a man!
L.N, I might just write an article on Billings. Thanks for the inspiration
Just a question, who here is an actual Liberal? Billings claim all of us are…I’m actual independent
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6:28 pm
How old are you Tom and why are you obsessed with masturbating ten times a day?
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6:30 pm
Billing, you have never asked me any of the stuff, and I would every much appreciate that it remains that way.
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6:30 pm
“LN: Odd Atheist is a girl, as far as I can tell from her typing style.”
How does his typing style indicate that he’s a woman? He’s flat-out said that he’s a guy several times before. Moron.
“I am pretty surprised that you think me arrogant. I have always expressed my willingness to share in love and faith with you and anyone else on this site.”
You’re also damned and determine to shove your faith down others throats and act as if you know more about them then they do.
“I have even volunteered to help you personally if you’d just email me, and let me into your life. You run away and scream at me from your ivory tower. I don’t really understand why you fear me so very much, but I will never stop trying to expose you to my love.”
And the moment you come five feet within me, I’ll have your ass arrested for harassment and assault. What kind of sicko tells someone that ‘he wants to help them’ and then tells them that not only do they want to see topless photos of them, but that they want to throw the other person into their basement with two inch thick walls?
“It’s not ego, but a great compassion that I cannot help but let out. I just want to help you kids and sometimes I use strong words because it’s necessary to break through your liberal brainwashing.”
You’re basically saying you want to combat liberal brainwashing with conservative brainwashing, because you’re a moron who doesn’t know how fucking stupid he is.
“You need to break out of all this radical thinking and just let the older, more intelligent people in this world explain the facts of life.”
You call it radical thinking and fancy yourself as ‘intelligent’, yet you can’t for the life of you realize that it’s exactly that sort of thinking that led to so many breakthroughs and historical events over the centuries.
“Let me in, LN! I will so happy to help you!”
Fucking pervert.
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6:32 pm
I’m politicly independent, OddAtheist.
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6:36 pm
It’s crazy how alike we end up being Blood Wolf…You are my Canadian sister
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6:37 pm
“How old are you Tom and why are you obsessed with masturbating ten times a day?’
Why do you want to know how old Tom is, and why do you think he’s obsessed with masturbating 10 times a day? Hell, why are YOU obsessed with the masturbating habits of other people? Jealous you can’t your limp dick up? Or are you fucking sick and the thought of other guys jerking off is what gets you turned on?
Fucking pervert.
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6:42 pm
Seems that way, Odd. Mainly because I really don’t care about the political world out there.
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6:42 pm
Seriously Billings, you’re asking me about my own masterbatory habbits, and you think that people want you near them? Retard.
And for the record, I’m 23 years old. Old enough to know that people like you should be castrated before you hurt someone.
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6:45 pm
B. Wolf, if you need to get in touch with me do so via Email or Facebook. I’m here for you day and night! What’s your background by the way? A/S/L (as the kids say).
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6:48 pm
Billing, I am NOT going in that basement of yours!
If you want to get anywhere near me, you are going to have to go to Canada, and if you do, I will stab you in the face.
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6:53 pm
Billings, you’re just jealous because I have a penis and you don’t.
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7:02 pm
Do you play sports, Tom? What’s your favorite?
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7:36 pm
“As for my career, I have a proven record and won awards for my journalism.”
You have yet to provide evidence of ANY of that. I’ve been asking this of you for 2-3 years now.
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7:38 pm
“Where are these great works you speak of, “Odd Atheist”?”
I’ve asked the same of you, Billings, NUMEROUS times in the past. I’ve asked via christwire, facebook, and confessionwire and you’ve ALWAYS dodged the issue.
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7:41 pm
Are you auditioning for the role of Mother in my life, Claire? They say a boy marries his mother, not that his mother marries him! Laughing out Loud!
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7:45 pm
Are you auditioning for the role of smashed-in face in front of my fist, Billings?
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5:04 pm
One of the things about Billings that pisses me off the most is that one minute he’ll be inviting himself over to someone’s house and the next he’ll be calling that person a “little freak”.
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5:38 pm
That’s so odd… I was just talking about driving up to your house to get you a Bible with the other members of Christwire. We have talked about a little rendez vous a few times before and honestly, I have not decided. If I do Claire, you’ll be the first to know! God bless, my angel.
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6:36 pm
Billings, I have told you many times before that we have plenty of Bibles in my house, gifts from my crazy Baptist grandparents. I’ve ALSO told you not to get within 50 feet of me.
P.S. Rendezvous is one word.
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6:38 pm
When it’s you and me, princess, “rendezvous” will indeed be one word!
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6:40 pm
Christ you’re sick Billings. Hey OddAtheist, be sure to mention how he hits on everyone, ESPECIALLY people he thinks are underage!
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7:22 pm
“When it’s you and me, princess, “rendezvous” will indeed be one word!”
So basically I should call the cops in advance?
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7:23 pm
I’ve never been ashamed to say I love YOU Claire!
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7:24 pm
Claire needs our help desperately. I suspect her irrational hate of me is because I’m a strong mother figure.
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7:25 pm
You lie and cheat Blanche, I’ve seen hookers that are better mother figures than you.
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7:26 pm
You only accomplish to make yourself seem even more of a sick bastard you are, Billing.
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7:27 pm
Billings, shouldn’t you be off bailing your mother out of the drunk tank or something?
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7:35 pm
Claire, Mother always asks about you and she does think highly of you. I read some of your comments aloud to her and she says you have spit and wit, laughing out loud! She is getting older and I wonder if she would be better off in a home because at times she gets a bit violent with me, throwing books and lamps at me because I want to take her to church or need to borrow money but anyway this is neither here nor there, although you remind me of her sometimes especially the way you show your affection with insults, love with hate, etc. etc. Mother is like you, saying cruel things she doesn’t really mean, about my weight or lack of marriage, and that’s one reason i am so fond of you Claire and know there’s a real hope for you to come to Christ. This holiday season, you’re the angel on my tree!
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7:40 pm
I guess that explains why you are a sick bastard then. Your love/hate with your mother reflects how you feel for use.
And you say we are terrible people.
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7:43 pm
“Claire, Mother always asks about you and she does think highly of you.”
Were you under the impression that her opinion of me mattered to me? Why would the opinion of a drunk old hag be important to me?
“the way you show your affection with insults, love with hate, etc. etc.”
Affection? Keep telling yourself that if it keeps you from killing yourself.
“Mother is like you, saying cruel things she doesn’t really mean, about my weight or lack of marriage”
I say cruel things because I hate you, and I have a feeling your mom does, too.
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7:49 pm
You’re a pistol, Claire. Maybe when I come up North I’ll bring Mother with me. You two can swap your best insult tactics… I’m sure you two manhaters would enjoy that.
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7:53 pm
You’re contradicting yourself, fatty. First you said that “Mother” really loves you, now you’re saying that she’s a man-hater.
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7:54 pm
Are you just incapable of handling a single conversation Billings? Are you that dense?
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8:31 pm
Mother loves me but she shows her compassion in odd ways and sometimes her sin and the alcohol makes her strike out at those closest and most important to her. Like I said, elderly senility is rather tough, particularly on a loving son.
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4:10 pm
Was there ant point in discribing your morning about going to libaries, drinking french coffee(I thought your against anything foreign to your country) speeding tickets, and ‘secert keepers’ or whatever they are.
What was the whole point to all this? Please, tell me!
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4:42 pm
You’re just not that sharp are you? Do you need big photos and diagrams?
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4:52 pm
You don`t understand what I mean, I mean what is the point in this useless articleÉ
Not the your articles are of any use other then to make fun of you for it.
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4:55 pm
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH???
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4:56 pm
She speaks far better English than you.
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5:01 pm
Wait, you said english instead of American, omg your learning!
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5:11 pm
*you’re
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7:07 pm
But not interested in us women? Are you that pathetic as to not admit you are gay?
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7:16 pm
Please stop insulting Blanche! She is a good friend of mine!
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7:20 pm
Fuck, that was suppost to be a reply to one of your comments, well atleast you got it.
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5:22 pm
No but apparently you do just to figure out who made what after claiming you researched it.
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5:40 pm
Old bitter, unemployed LN… Will your schitck ever change?
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6:04 pm
1. What makes you think I’m old?
2. What makes you think I’m bitter?
3. What makes you think I’m unemployed?
and 4. Why are you confusing yourself with me?
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6:07 pm
I have it on good authority that you’re unemployed and bitter. The “old” refers to the fact that you’ve been dragging your butt around this website for a while now.
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6:31 pm
So what you’re saying is, you’re just trying to be insulting and you’ve got nothing on me.
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6:46 pm
Can do. I probably can’t make this article until tomorrow. I got to work tonight and won’t have the time for it right now
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6:48 pm
Oops, replied to the wrong comment. My bad
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6:50 pm
If you’re genuinely interested in writing a profile, I would hope that you take the time to interview me.
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6:57 pm
Dude’s got plenty of info on you asshole, and it’s not like you ever take the time to interview anyone when you write up an ‘article’ about them.
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6:59 pm
What info is that, LN? And how do you know so much? Have you two taken your Christwire hookup off the internet for some private alone time?
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6:59 pm
I’ll take as much time to interview you as you take to “investigate”…Done, got all the facts I need.
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7:03 pm
Even Claire interviews me when she tries to profile my skills and success. How old are you, again?
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7:04 pm
Billings, why are you so obsessed with the lives of other people? Really, you want to know how old they are, what they look like, what they’re doing, you want to smell their sheets, you want to know who they’re talking with. Is your life just THAT pathetic and lonely that you want to know more about other people than yourself? Are you THAT afraid of the truth?
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7:06 pm
I have nothing against making friends and I find it quite helpful to form a full picture of the young men I’m trying to help. I won’t make fun of you if you’re skinny or young, Tom, Wolf, Odd and even you LN!
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7:07 pm
Old enough to know how insane you are…
I’m pretty sure Claire didn’t have to take anytime to “interview” you considering you say something stupid or perverted almost every comment.
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7:11 pm
“young men”?
I am a woman, but I still will never even consider you a friend, you sick bastard.
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7:11 pm
Indeed she did….
An Interview With Journalist Stephenson Billings
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7:19 pm
You do relize the interview just makes you look even more retarded Billings?
I do not need to interview you when every one of your comments shows us more and more how fucked up you are.
First you call me a girl and now you say I’m a boy…Will you make up your mind? I am a guy by the way. I won’t divulge anymore information then that.
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7:24 pm
“Even Claire interviews me when she tries to profile my skills and success.”
Something tells me that if Billings was taken to Gitmo and waterboarded he’d call it an “interview”.
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7:24 pm
Why not interview Blanche? She’s had a rather fascinating career and life. You would be privileged to land such a big fish!
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7:26 pm
If it was an interview, asshole, then why did you fail to answer any of her questions? Why did you just avoid all of them? Are you so much of a coward you can’t answer a simple question?
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7:28 pm
I’m sure indentured servents are a very interesting career, billing.
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7:29 pm
Judging by Blanche’s dull article above…I really don’t think interviewing her would be that grgeat…The article the would come of it would most likely be even worse…
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7:34 pm
Boring, Lil’ Horsepucky?
I guess just because it didn’t have dancing ponies with candy canes in their anus it is boring in your world.
I give you lumps of sugar and you cry like a Frenchman a Euro short for his whore.
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7:36 pm
You lied and even said that ‘tattletales and whistle blowers should go to Hell’ when your lie got found out. That’s not sugar or good, it’s a fucking sin.
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7:38 pm
Don’t let the insults hurt you Blanche. All these kids want to read is a photo essay of Brad Pitt shirtless beneath a garden hose, wiping off a day’s worth of sweat and yardwork dirt, lifting his underarms up to show off his pits and smiling as the drips run down the insides of his legs.
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7:43 pm
That’s your sick fantasy of Brad Pitt, Billings, not ours.
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7:43 pm
Even My Little Pony couldn’t make your article any better Blanche (Or shall I call you Bland from now on?) You used WAY too much detail to describe an already boring story
“I give you lumps of sugar and you cry like a Frenchman a Euro short for his whore”
You REALLY need to take some course on literacy. This dosen’t even make close to any sense.
Billings: I see you finally admit to your closet fantasies about Brad Pitt. Who the hell thinks like you do…Oh right, crazy people.
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4:16 pm
I blame that accelerated reader program,drugs and dub step for the decline of reading comprehension skills in American young people. Don’t worry, what you don’t understand can’t hurt you and certainly isn’t important.
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4:20 pm
You are the one claiming that education is harmfull to women and that we should only be poping out screaming babies, instead. Now you suddonly say we should have more knowledge? I’m not sure where you want us women to be in your ‘perfect’ little society.
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6:52 pm
PC4U BB. Some of these naysayers just dont understand sociatal relations.
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9:52 pm
I want to fuck your face dracula!
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4:40 pm
Blanche, your work is a bit too sophisticated for the feeble minds of these detractors. Good to see you back.
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5:08 pm
According to Norman, he’s not going to let Blanche go to Aruba ever again. Apparently she had close to a pint of semen leaking out of her vagina and anus.
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5:12 pm
Disgusting.
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5:14 pm
That was probibly your semen, Clown.
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5:40 pm
Claire has the most disturbing mind. She’s obsessed with male fluid. Yuck!
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6:34 pm
I’M the one obsessed with male fluids? Take a look at these quotes of yours, Billings:
“but the cries and splattered fluids on windows” – from “Just Say No To The Phish”
“the stain of their fluids on every wall will grow tacky before the hippie party ends.” – from “Pot-Smoking Radicals Are Using The Internet To Turn America Into A Socialist Sex Utopia”
“maybe a fluid-drenched intergeneration erotic encounter in some disused graveyard” – from “Why Do Hippies Still Exist In America?”
“The wicked have torn that sacred thing from the altar, beaten her down and sprayed their vilest fluids in her eyes.” – from “Is ‘Blood on the Dance Floor’ the Most Vile Music Band in Human History?”
“young people are engaging in frenzied fantasies of their own fluids?” – from “The Anti-Masturbation Movement’s 14 Greatest Inventions”
“press your nose to a young man’s mattress, inhale deeply and (irregardless of the smell) announce, ‘That smells like semen.’” – from “How To Spot A Masturbator”
“In this situation, milky globules of ejaculate will be left on the tile walls at knee height.” – from “Help! My Roommate Masturbates Too Much!”
So stick that in your pipe and smoke it, clownboy.
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6:40 pm
I feel honored that you have memorized my works, angel!
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6:42 pm
And you completely miss the point, you retarded old man.
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7:18 pm
Assrammer, please don’t call me “angel”.
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9:55 pm
Claire Bear I can’t wait for our next date.
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5:16 pm
Says the creepy clown guy.
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7:28 pm
My husband’s name is Mister, not Norman. Being from Ol’ Mass we can’t expect much. If you need literacy help, Maybe Stephenson and I can help you when we come over. I have a children’s Bible with your name on it Claire!
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7:31 pm
“If you need literacy help, Maybe”
If anyone needs help with literacy, it’s you.
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8:38 pm
Please provide evidence that I need literacy help.
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8:39 pm
Also, as I’ve stated numerous times in the past, I have at least five different children’s bibles given to me by my grandparents.
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9:35 pm
Hello again Claire, I enjoyed our date last night. I loved the coffee!
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6:47 pm
This is just some twisted sexual fantasy isn’t it? You disgust me, Blanche.
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6:51 pm
If it is, it’s a very sad sexual fantasy of hers. Poor girl needs to get herself laid more often to regain sanity.
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7:12 pm
Definitely. I’d say she should go find some of the male christwire writers, but you know they all don’t like women.. So she has a problem!
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7:29 pm
I’m a married mother of two, Bean Flicker!
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7:50 pm
Bean Flicker? What type of insult is that?
Doesn’t really matter to me though, I am hardly every personally offended.
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9:17 pm
Bean flicker? What the hell is that? hahahahahaha
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9:57 pm
God these kids really are stupid. Your bean is your clit, you flick it and get happy. I am doing it right now.
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2:08 am
Uhm, sorry I don’t follow christwire’s words for masturbation, L.N. O.o
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7:16 am
Don’t mind that LN, Jenny. That’s the fake one
Chances are if he’s saying ridiculous or vulgar things, it’s the fake LN
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6:50 pm
I too was shocked that this panty clad masturbator had infiltrated the military. A less threatening looking president would not have allowed this to happen.
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9:58 pm
If Bush was a competent president, he wouldn’t have murdered my friend.
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9:59 pm
I am flicking my bean and thinking of you Auggie! Call me May or June when you bang the sin out of me!
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10:13 pm
OK, really, somebody tell me what the hell this article is about.
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10:15 pm
really? Are you that fucking stupid.
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10:16 pm
Blanche felt like she needed to tell people she’s a terrible liar apparently. And as a heads up, someone apparently is lonely tonight and decided to use my name to make me look bad. Again.
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5:05 am
I finally figured out how to tell the difference between you and the fake L.N…Fake L.N dosen’t have the period at the end of their name
As in:
L.N. =Real L.N.
L.N = Fake L.N
Just thouht I’d point this out
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5:07 am
Or not..Now I’m just confused
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10:20 pm
So since none of you are intelligent enough, let me explain it to you. Bitchum is comparing her daughter who sold her out to her husband to that military dude that sold out America to that wikileaks page. She is using it as real Satire to try to explain that not every whistle blower is wrong and evil. She is saying the opposite to prove a point. But because you are not intelligent enough to get it. Well it has went over your heads. Proving what dumb fucks you all are.
Look up what satire is. Real satire is not trolling.
Speaking of trolling I didn’t know that there was already an L.N
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