Snooki Weight Loss Ponzi Scheme Results in Shocking $7 million dollar lawsuit
Because somehow being fat, drunk and slutty equals successful lifestyle in Obamanation:
In the images above we see a woman named “Snooki” and she is apparently an heir actress on a show called Jersey Show. I’m assuming by all the dangling sally exposures, two much grease in the meatballsa hairlines and guido orange tan time that this show is about Italians living in our country.
The main one on the show is “Snooki” and as you can imagine, she is loud and obnoxious. She’s also fat and slutty. Now if she would just go ahead and use those job skills to be another ghetto welfare momma who pops out babies and buys government food off my hard earned sweat, I could just leave all this alone and not care too much.
That’s all I have to say about that so on to this celebrity news. Fresh off the newswire, Snooki apparently setup a Ponzi scheme to steal several vats of Slim Fast from Weight Watchers.
She must have really chugged this stuff like a diabetic ketoacidosis ravaged viking finding a water stein in the Sahara, because this girl went from Vitamin d whole milk sloshing belly nasties to looking like she is 2% milk.
Snooki Weight Loss after chugging vats of Ponzi scheme acquired Slim Fast
You can still smell the sin seeping off this picture and all the stolen product will cost it $7 million dollars, but at least there is hopes for you men out there who have been cursed with a fat wife! Tell her if Snooki can do it, she better be able to do it too.
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Author: Abe
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6:08 pm
I would do sinful things to those tits.
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6:11 pm
This child looks dirty as in unwashed and soiled.
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6:13 pm
Obama is probably pulling a Lewinski on this one.
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6:14 pm
You beat me to it. I was reading in some gossip rag that she was seen in the White House the same time Michelle and the girls were spending up all our tax money in Spain.
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6:16 pm
I’d tap that
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1:38 am
She is alright with Christ.
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1:45 am
Hey, how does this commenting thing work on Christwire? Do you recieve a notification or something? Im asking you because you act like your the expert of everything, and im new to this.
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1:55 am
You can see the recent comments on the left, if you want to see what people are posting. But I am not expert on Christ wire. I am just part of the fellowship.
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