Thai Food and Homosexuality, The Shocking Link
One of the great culinary mysteries in contemporary America is the sudden popularity of restaurants from Thailand. Most often found in emerging urban neighborhoods, these establishments offer a concoction of burnt noodles and milky gravy known as curry. The food tastes aggressively of spices and is characterized by a tangy flavor that suggests urine. This strange new cuisine has even outpaced far more edible and affordable Chinese fare.
The story of Thai food becomes even stranger when one considers its ties to the homosexual community. Gays profess an extreme fetish for these Asian meals. Indeed, in New York City’s theatrical neighborhood of Chelsea, these sorts of places parade down the avenues with reckless pride. In Chicago’s Boystown and in San Francisco’s Castro district, two known gay locales, one sees a Siam Palace or a Bangkok Bistro pimping itself out with a flashing sign on every block.
Is there more than just a casual correlation between this unpleasant foodstuff and an unpleasant lifestyle choice? Can a cuisine actually contribute to sexual behavior or, even worse, alter natural reproductive instincts?
Single and alone in a big city, young men gravitate towards new experiences. They seek to make friends and gain status in competitive worlds. Away from the homecooked meals of their mothers, Thai food seems intriguing enough. “Everyone is doing it,” a fresh-faced boy might say. After an exhausting day of work, it takes too much effort to cook something elaborate in your own kitchen. These murky restaurants even allow a person to sit alone, with plenty of time to marvel at the flamboyant décor. The attentive waiters hover close like dutiful wives, refilling your water glass in an instant. They lay elaborate appetizers before you with delicate fingers. They stand by in the darkened corners, leaning suggestively against the wall, flashing their eyes at your curiosity. You hear the gentle murmurs of their tender tongue and you are lulled into a false sense of security.
Or maybe it’s the mysterious, dark-skinned man who shows up at your door with a steaming package. He surveys the disposal of twenty-something disposable income about your apartment– the flatscreen television, the mid-century modern coffee table, the Mongoose mountain bike with its soft leather saddle… His heavy eyelashes will flutter with anticipation. You may flush and somehow your mind will run off to a quiet beach, the azure waters stroking your toes, the sun baking your back, that rustic bungalow a few yards off the shore with its simple mattress and rattan shades that drop quickly when you unloop their harnesses, the exotic man from the beach in his pert red speedo throws back his long, silky hair… Yes, it is something monumentally tragic to contemplate. The seeds of fantasy so causally dropped in your lap.
And the more you eat of this food, the less likely you are to look for a woman to cook for you. Takeout is just too easy. The natural role of the girl as one’s life companion and reproductive partner is discarded in the trash just as easily as those plastic forks and grease-stained paper bags.
This predicament rarely happens with other cuisines. Chinese dishes, much like the people who eat them, are businesslike and oily. Mexican is defined by beans and tortillas, a fast food to be consumed on the go and disposed of privately just as quickly. German and British cuisines consist of decomposing meats and require large amounts of salt or alcohol to blunt their putrid taste. Italian is a messy finger snack for children who like to pinch slippery noodles but it has no place in an adult kitchen. Finally, French cooking can be shrugged off as a pretentious idea, something that people talk about in the abstract but rarely pursue in real life.
As for Thai, it has little respect for American traditions. The food is neither solid nor meaty. It’s diced and chopped up into little bits, almost like bird food, so that you may peck at it languidly. The flavor is far too saucy, forcing an outrageous combination of peanut butter and peppers on the unsuspecting. Brightly colored, it’s easy to spot in a room with low lighting. It appeals to the indulgent side of a man. It makes him crave nightclub nightspot types of environments. The taste buds of the Thai food eater become so accustomed to this hype that the normal family meals of one’s childhood seem mundane in retrospect. Yes, Mother’s cheeseburgers become but a vague memory. Masculine nourishment seems just so unfashionable.
Yet this cuisine also comes with an age restriction. For older Americans, it wreaks havoc on the digestive tracts. Quite simply, it’s not binding enough. The ginger burns going in and coming out. A single visit to the bathroom never suffices after a Thai meal. You need to return again and again throughout the evening to insure that your intestines are fully purged. And even afterward, the stinging sensation will haunt you as you toss in bed. The awkward chopsticks these restaurants provide also insures that something off a goopy plate will end up on your sweater. How many times have people like us left these places with deep, expensive stains that no amount of laundering will resolve? In every way, Thai dinners come at too great a cost.
Enter into any Thai restaurant and you will encounter a homosexual. Sometimes they are alone; often they come in groups shrieking at ear-piercing levels over abundant glasses of fruity cocktails. They sashay around the tables, flirting shamelessly with their waiters. They tell raunchy stories for everyone in the establishment to hear. Why do they love this painful and absurd cuisine? Does punishing their intestines excite their perverted sexual personas? Is it because such environments visibly approve of their elaborate lifestyle choice? In a Thai restaurant, the homosexual thinks he can let his hair down. These rich, indulgent dishes are like a drug, packing a strong dose of energy into each little bite. This fuels the excess that inevitably follows. Next stop is the late night disco or an intense session of man on man penetration discharged into the early dawn. Yes, the undeniable underside of Thai food is that it goes hand in hand with the complete destruction of masculine morality.
The fact that Thai restaurants foster pansexuality with their gaudy erotic interiors is one reason to avoid them. The food itself shakes the patron loose from America’s most sacred culinary traditions. It forces him to rebel physically and spiritually, by rejecting homefront homecooking and looking longingly towards the East. Like secret agents of perversion, the waitstaff is ready in the wings for any opportunity to strike. These quixotic Thais, so wholly committed to a life of sensual pleasure, brush their clientele with smooth, soft arms. They ask gentle questions and linger when the check is laid down. They seize upon a handsome heartland boy with his perky biceps and tight t-shirt. He’s all alone in the big city. He’s away from Mother and maybe suffering from the burning sexual urges of the young, anxious for a sweaty exploration of a foreign body, the biting, the spitting and spanking that the anonymity of an urban apartment allows. Is there any looking back after that first bite of Pad Thai? For an entire generation of America’s innocent young men the answer, sadly, is no.
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Author: Stephenson Billings
Stephenson Billings is an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package! Facebook me here or Fanmail me: StephensonBillings@yahoo.com !
5:45 pm
My goodness I agree with you on the lack of binding in Thai food. A person cannot ingest this greasy fare without some gastric planning and forethought. I’ve found that a breakfast of fiber biscuits and Metamucil helps, if only to minimize the number of facilities visits. Since we have to travel to a large city to visit a Thai restaurant, I usually pack extra supplies like a bucket and papers.
Another fantastic article – Merry Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, my dear beautiful friend! I hope you and your family have a delightful and faithful day. Speaking of food, I will be eating the most delicious stuffing imaginable, perfected by my aunt. Stuffing never tastes as good as it does on Christmas day. I’ve never quite figured out why.
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3:34 am
Stephen, I think you need to ask god back into your life, you have missed something here. You base a whole food to a sexual behavior, you mention the food is feminine, you do realize this is what grows in Thailand, I mean they didn’t purposely import peppers..lol eating food does not make you gay, and gays didn’t make Thai food, Thai people made Thai food from Thailand, the same that help our Vietnam veterans win the war you nut.
I see your investigator journalist and bottle collector, well I happen to be on the board of a private family business that runs several Christian radio stations in the USA, My wife is actually a Christian and Thai, I eat it all day, when we have several gospel and Christian recording artists come into town we feed them Thai, so theoretically according to you most of your Christian music artist are on their way to being gay. Good luck with that small mentality, I rebuke you and you need to seek the lord on name calling. As the lord would say, peace and love were made with a kiss, not name calling unfactual evidence.
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6:22 am
Never trust an Asian person, they are probably a Chinese.
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5:47 pm
I love Thai food and I’m not gay. Your argument is invalid.
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5:50 pm
I too invalidate it. Thai food is delicious
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9:45 pm
So you both agree that if I and the other members of the CW Faith, Family and Freedom Power Community experience the grace of a loving Creator, that God exists?
You two little ducks have the oddest of logic.
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9:57 pm
How the fuck did you get that from me saying I like the food? Are you replying to the right people?
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10:02 pm
First of all, watch your mouth.
Second, you need to concentrate on your logic rather than that blue boy calendar in your room and think about how utterly hypocritical it is for you to claim that because YOU don’t experience something directly it isn’t true.
Third, Yes I am.
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No clue who Blue Boy is and you still don’t make any sense.
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11:13 pm
Look kiddo, whether you know it or not, you’ve dug yourself a big ol’ hole and lined it with lead. Someday when you decide to crawl out of it, you might be able to at least understand. In the meantime, enjoy the dankness.
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11:15 pm
Please, do not assume I’m a kid. You know nothing about me and my age.
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11:16 pm
And what hole have I’ve dug? You are acting like my life is just filled with darkness.
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11:23 pm
Your intellectual age is certainly in the tweens, my apologies to your family if your chronological age is greater.
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11:24 pm
I find it funny you think you’re smarter than me. Your religion is blinding you from real facts and the truth.
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11:32 pm
A lot of Atheist have grandiosity gap between their actual and self perceived intelligence levels. I understand that you can’t help yourself, no worries.
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11:35 pm
And a lot of Christians believe Humans are as old as the earth, killing is okay as long as they don’t believe in god, and that god created all life. Not much intelligence in this religion.
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11:43 pm
Now you’re rationalizing the irrational, another common trait.
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11:44 pm
So you’re not denying your hole religion has retarded views?
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1:49 am
look kiddo … sound like Billings Oh OH
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5:24 pm
Blanche, even for this site, your logic doesn’t make an ounce of sense.
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3:40 am
I believe JESUS exist and I believe Thai people are not all gay and Thai food is not gay. I believe JESUS would have ate Thai food,Praise his name.
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9:49 pm
There are multiple comments here saying Thai food tastes good. What do you think Eve said about the apple? Would she have been tempted by cow patties? Really?
Some people really need to learn more than a thing or two about temptation.
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6:34 pm
Thai food makes my butt hole burn. That’s all I need to know to know it is gay.
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Well, that is showing some sort of logic process. We’re seeing improvements. Still, do you consider hydrochloric acid to be gay?
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Thai food is so effeminate. Asians make the gayest food humanly possible. I’m more of an All-American Meat Each Meal Guy myself. The Asians and the fruity Europeans are so prone to feminine foodstuff. It’s insane and is one of the causes for the influx in American homosexuality.
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Hot Dog. What can be my gayer than that?
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My gayer eh? Guess freud was right……
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9:42 pm
any* how did I get my from any? fail
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9:02 pm
Its all part of an international underground homogay agenda. We all know this, however some have fallen for the propaganda and cant see the truth
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12:11 am
I bet you like all American meat….
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Mostly their football Godly american team … hahaha
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they eat the way they do because thats all they can eat most of them cant eat beef because of religeous reasons and they dont have deer and pigs in abundance like we do and i also eat meat for every meal so much for all american
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8:47 pm
So why would anyone want to listen to you Billings? You’re mentally insane, you can’t come up with a coherent thought or even support it. Instead, you opt to just run away like a damned coward.
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9:31 pm
I felt I needed to respond to this unfounded accusation, though normally I do not like to encourage the mentally confused. In my years as a professional journalist, I have worked on many controversial issues. Today, being a Christian in liberal America is a controversey in and of itself. I may not have the time to engage every crazy conspiracy theory or crude tirade that crosses my desk, but I like to believe that my integrity and dedication speak for themselves.
If you genuinely have something interesting, quirky or even intelligent to contribute, I highly encourage you to do so. Otherwise, keep the shallow and immature comments to yourself. You’re only making yourself look foolish. Are you a man or some sort of weak wristed child who hides behind Daddy’s trouser leg?
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10:39 pm
Bullshit it’s a controversy being one. What’s a controversy is when morons like you decide that the Church should rule as part of the government. If this is supposed to be a free country, why is it that two consenting adults are not able to be married? The answer is because of morons like you who push the Bible over basic human rights. And really, you don’t have time for conspiracy theories? Let’s see, you think OddAtheist is a woman, you think Pebrocks is black, you think Claire and I are the same, you claimed that someone named comedian and I were the same, you think I’m unemployed and that I have daddy issues, and so on.
The fact is, you’re a liar and a coward. You couldn’t answer a question even if you were strapped to a chair.
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10:51 pm
Answer me this question: If you don’t put your trust in the Bible, then where do you derive your code of ethics? Where should society learn its principles?
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10:53 pm
I learned my principles from my mother.
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11:19 pm
Easy, don’t do shit to other people that you yourself don’t want happening to you. Being a Christian doesn’t mean that you have morals and others don’t. People who don’t call themselves Christian or even read the bible know that it’s about common decency and respecting other people, not just reading a book and saying you follow it. Can you honestly say you follow the Bible Billings, can you? You ever shave Billings? If so, that’s against God’s will. You say you like football, right? Touching dead pig skin, that’s against God’s will, same with eating pork, ham, sausage, anything like that. I’m sure you’ve talked to a woman while she was on her period without realizing it, so that’s another strike. Ever wear a shirt made from cotton and polyester? That’s another strike, another act against God’s will.
Now, knowing that, can you honestly say you follow the Bible to the letter?
Of course, we all know how this is going to end. You’re going to make up some detail about me, just to get my attention away, just so you don’t have to answer my question like the yellow-bellyed coward you are.
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11:27 pm
So do you believe that every single person is entirely solely responsible for coming up with a personal code of conduct? Do people communicate their ethics to one another or is it wholly created by the individual?
(I will answer you other question about the Bible at a later point, for now I want to focus on this.)
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11:33 pm
“So do you believe that every single person is entirely solely responsible for coming up with a personal code of conduct?”
Sounds reasonable. If someone doesn’t want their stuff to be stolen, they don’t steal. If someone doesn’t want to get shot, they don’t shoot anyone else. If someone wants compliments just for a tiny smile on their face, they tend to give out compliments to other people.
“Do people communicate their ethics to one another or is it wholly created by the individual?”
It’s about simple respect you moron. If someone thinks that doing action A is wrong, they don’t do it, and they tell others not to because they think it’s wrong because they don’t want that sort of thing happening to them.
“(I will answer you other question about the Bible at a later point, for now I want to focus on this.)”
Oh who fucking saw this coming, Billings being a coward and running away. Answer my question Billings, you pathetic slob.
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11:43 pm
Not a coward, just trying to keep you focused. You digress often.
But I’m confused about how such a world as you describe would work. What if two people disagreed about what constitutes respect among individuals? What if I believe a unused land should be open for my cattle to graze while my rich neighbor who owns hundreds of acres doesn’t want me to have access? Who is right? How do we settle this?
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11:48 pm
“Not a coward, just trying to keep you focused. You digress often.”
I digress?! You’re the one who randomly jumps from topic to topic, you can’t stay on track to save your life. You’re a fucking coward, you don’t have a backbone whatsoever, you’d rather head for the hills at the sight of danger instead of confronting it.
“But I’m confused about how such a world as you describe would work. What if two people disagreed about what constitutes respect among individuals?”
Easy, compromise. It’s already something people do. Now, answer my question, can you honestly say you follow the bible after admitting to your crimes against God?
“What if I believe a unused land should be open for my cattle to graze while my rich neighbor who owns hundreds of acres doesn’t want me to have access? Who is right? How do we settle this?”
Again, compromise. Look at why he doesn’t want you to use it for your cattle and then come to an agreement. If need be, get a third party to assist with the compromise. Now, answer my question, can you honestly say that you follow the bible after admitting to your crimes against God?
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12:03 am
Compromise? Are you saying people need to collectively agree on a set of rules and courts to enforce those rules? A minute ago you said it was up to the individual to create their own ethical code from whole cloth, not using prescribed values from history or religion.
And if you’re going to ask me about pigskin and the verse in Leviticus, you have to understand that Jews today still avoid pork but for Christians the New Testament revoked that proscription. In Mark 7:18-19 we are told:
“Are even you likewise without understanding? Do you not realize that everything that goes into a person from outside cannot defile, since it enters not the heart but the stomach and passes out into the latrine?”
Thus, all foods are declared clean.
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12:06 am
Let me quote a broader section of that verse from Mark because it makes clear how we defile our bodies and I think there are many parallels to what you’re doing with your angry words here:
“Are even you likewise without understanding? Do you not realize that everything that goes into a person from outside cannot defile, since it enters not the heart but the stomach and passes out into the latrine? But what comes out of a person, that is what defiles. From within people, from their hearts, come evil thoughts, unchastity, theft, murder, adultery, greed, malice, deceit, licentiousness, envy, blasphemy, arrogance, folly. All these evils come from within and they defile.”
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12:13 am
“Compromise? Are you saying people need to collectively agree on a set of rules and courts to enforce those rules?”
Collectively? Maybe, but instead of the idea of ‘God will fuck your shit up if you do bad things’ the idea of doing nice things and treating others with respect is ‘don’t do shit you don’t want others doing to you’.
“A minute ago you said it was up to the individual to create their own ethical code from whole cloth, not using prescribed values from history or religion.”
Check your facts for once, I only said religion. You read a book and get your morals from it because you’re threatened by God. I looked at society and said ‘this isn’t right that people are doing mean things to one another’ and decided to go against those things.
“And if you’re going to ask me about pigskin and the verse in Leviticus, you have to understand that Jews today still avoid pork but for Christians the New Testament revoked that proscription. In Mark 7:18-19 we are told:
“Are even you likewise without understanding? Do you not realize that everything that goes into a person from outside cannot defile, since it enters not the heart but the stomach and passes out into the latrine?”
Thus, all foods are declared clean.”
So one guy in the New Testament says that Leviticus is wrong. How about clothing, shaving, interacting with women who are on their periods, working on a sunday, etc. There’s still the fact that it’s someone editing out what someone had said earlier. It goes along with the whole ‘you pick and choose what to follow’ thing mentioned many times; Jesus said to love thy neighbor as thy self and you go and tell people who are different that they’re going to Hell. You’re told not to judge and you judge people constantly, using the excuse of someone committing a crime instead of a sin, which doesn’t fucking matter in the eyes of God. There’s plenty of things in the bible that you don’t bother actually following, and considering how the bible itself is full of holes, alongside those who practice it, you really have no room left.
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12:32 am
LN, you said “don’t do shit to other people that you yourself don’t want happening to you” and “If someone doesn’t want their stuff to be stolen, they don’t steal.” Essentially, you were parroting the Biblical teaching of “Do to others as you would have them do to you.” (Luke 6:31), though you’d be loath to admit that.
The contradiction, as I see it, is that you keep saying that the individual has to determine what laws work for him. You make it sound as if every new person creates his own set of rules. There does not seem to be any room for principles to be passed from one generation to the next in your book. Am I right in interpreting your worldview?
As for your other West Wing inspired diatribe, there are parts of the Bible that seem to contradict each other to the lay reader. This is why it’s so vital to have scholars and religious people teach us the Good Word. The manipulation of Biblical truth in the hands of people like you does far more damage than it helps. The elements of Leviticus that you are concerned with had to do with Jewish culture in a very specific time and place. They explain how one lives within Jewish law (and often Roman law) without also violating the principles of God. Christians believe so firmly in the New Testament because it adds further dimension to these teaching and offers a new context for the interpretations of select passages. Are you going to talk about slavery? I imagine that’s the next one on your West Wing checklist.
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2:09 am
“LN, you said “don’t do shit to other people that you yourself don’t want happening to you” and “If someone doesn’t want their stuff to be stolen, they don’t steal.” Essentially, you were parroting the Biblical teaching of “Do to others as you would have them do to you.” (Luke 6:31), though you’d be loath to admit that.”
Well hey, look at that, looks like the Bible does teach about respect. Who’da thought, what with all the stoning going on in the old days.
“The contradiction, as I see it, is that you keep saying that the individual has to determine what laws work for him. You make it sound as if every new person creates his own set of rules. There does not seem to be any room for principles to be passed from one generation to the next in your book. Am I right in interpreting your worldview?”
One can pass on advice, but yeah, that’s generally what I think. Seeing as how each generation is different than it’s predecessor, there’s only so much that can go into them. What’s right and what’s wrong changes every generation, yet it’s up to each individual to take what they see as a whole of society and come to their own conclusions.
“As for your other West Wing inspired diatribe,”
West Wing inspired diatribe? Explain, I never watched it, so how can I be ‘inspired’ by it?
“there are parts of the Bible that seem to contradict each other to the lay reader. This is why it’s so vital to have scholars and religious people teach us the Good Word.”
Fair enough, governing bodies to decide the basis for a set group is relatively common and keeps things on a somewhat even field. The problem is when those scholars decide to teach only select things from the Bible that completely go against other parts written right into it.
“The manipulation of Biblical truth in the hands of people like you does far more damage than it helps.”
Holy shit, the first thing we actually agreed on. Yeah, next year the world is going to end. Though, I have a feeling the way you manipulate the Biblical truth (as you so called it) is exactly what pisses people off.
“The elements of Leviticus that you are concerned with had to do with Jewish culture in a very specific time and place. They explain how one lives within Jewish law (and often Roman law) without also violating the principles of God. Christians believe so firmly in the New Testament because it adds further dimension to these teaching and offers a new context for the interpretations of select passages. Are you going to talk about slavery? I imagine that’s the next one on your West Wing checklist.”
The New Testament, however, is supposed to reflect the teachings of Jesus, because he posed such radical ideas of change and difference compared to many other holy figures back then. So much hate comes from the Old Testament, so many nonsensical laws put into place that made Jesus go ‘fuck that noise’ and practiced the belief his way, and his followers are supposed to follow his beliefs because, well, they want to be more like Jesus. Jesus didn’t care what people did in their homes, as long as they weren’t hurting others, and love was love. There’s quite a lot he didn’t talk about, yet so much of his other teachings went against what the others were doing.
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2:31 am
Morality is not learned in religion it’s learned in society itself
If you think its elarned in religion you have a fucking serious problem
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3:46 am
Of course the weak-minded can be influenced by a television show that they’ve never seen like the West Wing. No doubt a liberal teacher or classmate has used principles learned from the show to influence through lecture or peer pressure. It all comes disguised in a utopian do-good package where socialism and godlessness is portrayed as the answer and Jesus’ word is absent from moral values. Any person of faith can plainly decipher it as immorality and the rejection of traditional values. I’ll tell you, the real threat of propaganda like this is that it is also wrapped in the veil of political power, both revolting and shocking when considering the reality of our current Kenyan Government.
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5:51 pm
We should learn our code of ethics from trial and error, by freely admitting error and correcting it. While the Bible does have some excellent points, such as not stealing, deceiving others for profit, treating people as equals, and not killing, it also has some outdated and downright stupid concepts, such as “if you hear a voice in your head telling you to kill your only son, do it or you’ll go to hell!”
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7:32 pm
“just trying to keep you focused. You digress often.”
I almost choked on my soda. Billings, you are the most unfocused person on here. Every time I ask you to answer a damned question you go off on some tangent about my parents, your relation with “Mother”, or the douchebags from Christwire coming to Massachusetts. In fact, in our facebook conversation, we went from talking about racism to you spouting off about Owen Wilson’s nipples, how they look like Hershey’s Kisses, and how your breasts are “normal”.
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7:44 pm
WTF?
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10:48 pm
Pebrocks, since I can’t post the images of the conversation on an image sharing site due to privacy rules, if you email me at csnedeker9@gmail.com I can send you the powerpoint that I made of the screencaps. Yes, the conversation was so freaking bizarre that I figured nobody would believe me unless I compiled all of the screencaps together in some sort of presentation or document. And, to be expected, Billings denied having said any of it.
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11:02 pm
Tell me this: why do you derive your code of ethics from a book that condones:
-killing those who don’t listen to priests
-killing witches
-killing homosexuals
-killing fortunetellers
-killing kids who hit their parents
-killing kids who swear at their parents
-killing fornicators
-killing adulterers
-killing members of other religions
-killing nonbelievers
-killing false prophets
-killing an entire town if one person worships another god
-killing women who are not virgins on their wedding night
-killing blasphemers
-killing anyone who approaches the tabernacle
-killing people who work on the sabbath
-killing brats
-killing the curious
-killing sons of sinners
-killing of rape victims
-rape of female prisoners of war
-sex slavery
-mass murder
-human sacrifice
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9:00 pm
So I see you’ve read Richard Dawkins inane, psychotic ramblings in his new book.
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8:55 pm
Another eye opening article, we protested and picketed the asian resturant out of our town, had to split our forces between planed parent hood and the golden panda, but we won out in the end. I didnt spend my youth fighing the yellow horde in korea to have them invade our country and turn our children into sprout eating homogays.
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My role models favorite food is thai food so again FUCK YOU AND GAY MARRIAGE IS RIGHT
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10:31 pm
So who is your sprout eating, ladyboy loving role model exactly?
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11:04 pm
what i gathered from your article is your totally ignorant of most of asia, peoples, cultures, and foods.
trying to tie homosexuality with thai food is lame. nothing about the food is gay.
not all people who serve or deliver thai food are or act homosexual.
being waited on is not gay.
having fast food delivered to your home is not homosexual.
this article appears to be more a desperate attempt for a paycheck than anything related to any reality.
the way you interpret what you see is perverted.
i truly hope no one lets you near their children, your mind is badly warped.
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11:24 pm
I happen to know quite well that the majority of people who work in restaurants are gay. It is a refuge for people who cannot find normal work elsewhere. Many homosexuals are obsessive and anal when it comes to little things, they are incredibly focused on little details and are quite good at insinuating themselves in other people’s lives, as many waiters do.
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11:26 pm
And how do you know most people that work in restaurants are gay? Are you always around gay people? If so, it explains a lot about you.
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11:30 pm
You know that about as well as you know: who Will Ferrell, Kim Jong Il, and many others look like, my name and my life story, and who made Skyrim, and what ‘ad hominem’ means. Oh yeah, you’re a fucking genius alright. And that’s sarcasm. It’s actually kind of sad that I have to make sure I point this out to you, considering how fucking stupid you are.
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11:32 pm
Also, he thinks I’m black.
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11:35 pm
Oh yeah, that too. Fuck, I think I’m going to need to type up a list to make sure I remember just what the hell Billings says or does that’s completely batshit stupid.
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11:37 pm
If you took a survey of restaurant workers versus bankers, you’d see the percentage of homosexuals is far higher in the food service world than finance. This is a fact of life. They migrate to this type of business because it’s natural for their feminine personalities, like a housewife who is responsibility for feeding her family. Of course, the homosexual’s usurption of this role shows how far they go in subverting tradition and this is something I feel strongly about. We need to protect our family institutions, not destroy them,
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11:42 pm
What kind of survey, yours? The one you made up where the question is: “Are you gay, yes or yes?”. Yeah, that’s certainly going to help.
Just admit it, you don’t do research, you make up shit, and then you get offended when people call you out on it.
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12:09 am
This comment was not very helpful. Again, you are digressing into childishness.
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12:16 am
I’m not digressing, my point is you don’t do actual research, you just lie like a little bitch.
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12:36 am
I am trying to help you in all seriousness yet your curse words only get harsher. At a certain point I’m going to stop talking to you tonight because I fear my responses only encourage you to act out more aggressively.
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12:39 am
You are dodging what he said. Are you denying you don’t do real research?
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12:40 am
OF COURSE I DO “REAL” RESEARCH HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT THIS TO YOU??????
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12:44 am
“OF COURSE I DO “REAL” RESEARCH HOW MANY TIMES MUST I REPEAT THIS TO YOU??????”
Then why can’t you get the proper pictures of people up, spell names properly, and find out who made what when the item in question is extremely well known? You say you do research on this stuff, and yet you couldn’t be farther from the truth if you tried.
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12:51 am
L.N.
You are such a hypocrite. You make post and then won’t take any personal responsibility for making them. You berate dear Stephenson on his work, yet you show no gumption of your own. I sure wish you could pull yourself out of this mess you’ve made.
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2:41 am
there is a Higher % among religious service about homosexuality so your point is … INVALID
oh and btw a lot of waiter are not homosexual and even if they are who cares ?
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3:59 am
Blanche is right again. Liberals by definition live in a dream world. Their rejection of God has left a void in their lives that must be filled by drugs, activism, perversion, or more likely, a combination of all three. It is sad that they cling to such emptiness when they are so close to truth in the wisdom of Chris†Wire right in front of them.
Sure, some liberal psychologist would try to explain their anger and tie it to some childhood trauma and that certainly can be a factor based on how I see many parents neglecting their children’s spiritual health but that doesn’t explain how a child from a good christian upbringing can becomes so loathsome in their contempt of God.
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7:35 pm
“quite good at insinuating themselves in other people’s lives, as many waiters do.”
Hypocrite.
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11:39 pm
Chop Sticks??? What am I, some kind of furry woodland creature who lives in the forest and has to eat with sticks? We have a thing called silverware here in America.
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12:23 am
To successfully eat with chopsticks, you must have a high amount of dexterity. And if you’re stuck in the wilderness, you can always whittle yourself a pair of chopsticks, so you can eat without getting your hands messy (unless you brought some silverware with you). This educational poster shows the mistakes that new people do when eating with chopsticks:
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2:43 am
yeah it’s kinda hard eating with chopstick but it’s also funny it’s different
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5:33 am
WTF. Guys -Stevie what are you saying. You have been playing with the kids again haven you. I bet you left Abe all alone again. Dear dear dear.
And Blanche- you should stop this ranting and raving and go back to making movies. The last one you did with 8 jocks was a total classic.
Anyway children, be good, remember my brothers birthday is tomorrow. And look after each other.
Second son
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4:56 pm
wait it’s was her in this Gangbang Movie ?
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1:50 pm
Mr. Billings,
Your work seems to have drawn quite some controversy, and much of the controversy sounds unwarranted. I’d just like to say thank you for your contribution brother I found the piece very interesting. I sure will take a closer look next time I find myself having a craving for Thai food.
Keep up the good work sir.
Respectfully,
BJB
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3:30 pm
God bless you and here’s to a fabulous Christmas holiday for all of us!
Stephenson
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3:36 pm
Happy Holidays.
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7:02 pm
Billings, Thai food is one of the greatest fucking foods on the planet.
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4:04 am
most of the asian food are veggie oriented ( they mostly put vegetable in it for an healthy body and soul ) so it’s why it,s delicious
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11:14 pm
Thai food is delicious. The key to enjoying it is not to get the hottest food first.
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9:19 pm
I don’t like people incapable of growing body hair handling my food. Also, are they afraid of beef? Come on!
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11:54 pm
A fantastic read. Merry Christmas, Dr. Billings!
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3:51 am
BTW, after really putting thought into this article I am deeply offended at the ignorance you show toward a whole population of potential converts and Thai Christians living in America today, I am having my staffers remove and filter your website from all of our stations links. Good luck with this disinformation you spread Jesus would be ashamed.
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3:57 pm
Which station is it that you refer to? We don’t need the help of Al Jazeera here.
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3:56 pm
Why would any Christian eat food from a city called “Bang Cock”. Does it take a genius to put two and two together?
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4:46 pm
HELP! !
I am desperately trying to research Greek food’s influence on the homosexuals.
My son-in-law’s interest in this food seems to be growing exponentially. He has even expressed interest in visiting Mykanos.
As far as gay indicators, he hasn’t started wearing the jeans with rhinestones on the rear, but he does wear double pleated dockers. And, he only wears the loafers with the tassels. I am worried he may be getting a little light in them.
I tried to research the food on the web, and there are several disturbing items- dolmas, the particularly frightening tzatziki sauce, meat on sticks, etc. I also saw a really suggestive photo of some olives in oil on wikipedia!
Please advise.
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5:06 pm
Well I am Greek and I assure you nothing about our food is gay, in fact tzatziki contains garlic which as you know is used by both christians and papal exorcists to make the devil go away.About the sticks…well you should tell your son to be careful where he points it,once my friend turned around to answer the phone and he stabbed me in the arm as I stood up.About the olives,the picture clearly suggests that oil comes from olives.
“He has even expressed interest in visiting Mykanos.”
Bad choice if you want a straight son,Mykonos is where we seclude Homosexuals so as they wont affect our lives.Of course the majority of them are muslims that come from Turkey.
(P.S. I MEAN NO DISRESPECT TO ANYONE,I AM JUST TRYING TO SAVE MY COUNTRY FROM BEING AN ARTICLE IN THIS SITE)
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5:31 pm
What about this plate? He has been to several restaurants themed with ancient Greece.
I am concerned that eating off such blasphemous objects will lead to the unthinkable.
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5:40 pm
could you please post a link my browser will not load the image
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5:40 pm
I think the image I linked was too large. Trying again:
If not, hopefully it is permissible to link: http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/greekorgy-1.jpg
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5:47 pm
Ah yes,these “plates” are not really ancient Greek,in fact ancient Greeks believed in spirit over body,thats the why they didnt mind being naked,but these orgies…no these are fake only some ancient asian cultures have such artifacts
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5:50 pm
oh and by the way,there were no such thing as homosexuality back then,every suspicious behaviour lead to exile
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10:05 pm
Corvinus,
Is it possible you have been brain washed?
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10:43 am
No, but since you still have your doubts, send your son to mount Athos, it is an area filled with monasteries,churches and hermits.Your son will do nothing else but work and pray all day
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1:36 am
This pathetic, desperate attempt at connecting Thai cuisine to homosexuality is laughable at best. Just because food from a culture of humans living on the other side of the planet isn’t what you are used to doesn’t make it bad or wrong. Keep in mind the fact that Asian style cuisine like Thai food and curry dishes existed thousands of years before the USA and even pre-date Jesus Christ himself by many centuries.
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