The 12 Days of Kwanzaa
Because of Obama, Kwanzaa-mania is sweeping across America. But where are the Kwanzaa traditions? The Kwanzaa songs? The Kwanzaa gifts.
We have compiled a list of gifts for every Kwanzaa fan.
12 Piece fried chicken
11 Baby momma tattoos
10 Tyler Perry Dvd’s
9 Scratch Tickets
8 Watermelon
7 Red Kool-Aid
6 40’oz malt beverages.
5 Golden teeth
4 Used rims
3 Bottles of t-bird
2 Nappy headed Hoes
1 Bail bondsman to free you from cell block b.
Remember Kwanzaa is not the reason for the season.
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Author: Senator August Weisz
Retired Hydroelectric Engineer. Now spend my time helping others who won’t help themselves.
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3:35 pm
What’s a Kwanza?
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3:37 pm
Fuck you. Fucking racist.
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3:40 pm
Such a violent holiday!
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3:46 pm
And Christianity is a violent religion.
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4:43 pm
You have a violent mouth young man
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4:44 pm
My care meter is very very low.
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4:46 pm
You don’t care, yet you argue….very weird.
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4:51 pm
Not as weird as believing in a magic baby that came to save mankind and then decided to leave his word with forgetful humans who were capable of lying and changing it.
And certainly not as weird as you.
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10:51 pm
Well what else is he going to do to pass the time? Not argue? That’s boring…
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3:49 pm
What kind of Holiday is this? Tyler Perry’s work is highly didactic in its moralistic teaching, but falls short in direction for the Afro Saxon community. His movies promote only a Kenyan perspective that is contra to the tried and true tenets of the conservative movement where everyone understands his or her place.
I’m all for this freedom of speech trend, but when we start paying government workers for time off to celebrate the destruction of this nation with the cry of “Kwanzaa”, we really need to stand up and be heard.
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3:53 pm
“I’m all for this freedom of speech trend”
It’s not a trend, it’s one of the founding ideas of this country you fucking twit.
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3:54 pm
So you get to celebrate Christmas while they can’t celebrate their holiday just because you don’t agree with it? Fuck you.
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4:01 pm
Its not a real holiday. Its a joke made up by black terrorists.
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4:04 pm
You know, it’s not nice to talk about yourself like that.
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4:05 pm
And what makes Christmas a holiday? Because some guy was born whom everyone thought was the son of God, with no proof I might add.
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7:00 pm
It’s not even that, Christmas was originally called “Saturnalia” and then Christians went and claimed it.
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7:06 pm
DO you celebrate Christmas LN?
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7:32 pm
And why does it matter if I do?
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7:35 pm
Nice answer.
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7:44 pm
You all run like bitches, lie, and avoid questions all the time, I’m flat-out asking why you want to know why it matters if I celebrate Christmas? You just don’t want to ask WHY I celebrate Christmas.
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7:54 pm
L.N’s counter-question was quite valid, Dracula. Why should it matter if he celebrates Christmas or not?
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8:08 pm
the asian have a differnet name for xmas it’s called the starlight celebration
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7:30 pm
And you’re a joke made up by white terrorists.
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4:10 pm
There’s some fine logic, Rocky. Promote buying (or most likely stealing) a bunch of movies by Tyler Perry and call anyone that calls foul a racists.
Let me tell you something, my little rock headed friend, this is the season for baby Jesus, not some media empire mogul to shill his junk to people that can ill afford it.
Blacks have a hard enough time paying for rent and weaves for their girlfriends to be wasting money on Tyler Perry movies.
Rejection of an idea doesn’t always center around race or freedom of speech.
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4:14 pm
You seem to think all black people watch Tyler Perry movies and pays for weaves for some girlfriends. You are a grade a racist bitch. Also, fuck baby Jesus.
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4:20 pm
Now that’s not nice. He’s just a baby. You paedophilic monster!
Is the reply you’re going to get from these numptys.
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4:22 pm
Lol ikr?
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4:48 pm
You can sin as long as you want here on earth, but heaven’s gates will not open to those who take the lords name in vain.
Satan is in you, I can see it, let the lord in and he will forgive, unless you are jewish
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4:50 pm
Read my name. What does that tell you about me? Fucking dumbass.
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4:57 pm
It tells us plenty about him. It tells us he’s a big stinking fool!
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4:58 pm
I guess it means your father didnt show you enough love and tenderness as a child.
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5:00 pm
Never met him. Damn glad too.
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5:03 pm
This explains a lot, I feel unfortunate for you, but i will pray for you and your long lost father
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5:05 pm
He’s not lost. I know where he’s at. And it really explains nothing.
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5:15 pm
I feel way smarter than you right now boy
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5:17 pm
How so? Please, explain that to me. And stop calling me boy, you have no clue how old I am.
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4:54 pm
Dracula, why are you such a fucking racist bastard?
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5:20 pm
My parents were legally married. And I’m not racist.
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5:21 pm
“2 Piece fried chicken
11 Baby momma tattoos
10 Tyler Perry Dvd’s
9 Scratch Tickets
8 Watermelon
7 Red Kool-Aid
6 40’oz malt beverages.
5 Golden teeth
4 Used rims
3 Bottles of t-bird
2 Nappy headed Hoes
1 Bail bondsman to free you from cell block b”
You are both a racist and a fucking dumbass. Just kill yourself because you are a waste of human space.
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5:27 pm
Your comment, http://christwire.org/2011/12/the-12-days-of-kwanza/#comment-209028 , complains about Christianity as “violent” yet you call for the death of others.
What a silken web of lies and deceit you weave!
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5:29 pm
I raise you a http://christwire.org/2011/12/nuke-to-save-how-americas-strategic-use-of-nuclear-warfare-will-save-gods-children-from-eternal-hellfire/
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5:30 pm
Nothing worng with that work. Peacock.
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5:31 pm
Okay first Pembroke now Peacock. You guys can’t read can you? Also, nothing wrong with it? Killing millions is alright? Starting WW3 is fine just so you can think you’re right?
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5:36 pm
I can think of anything more humane than killin the homogays ourselves before god kills them with AIDS
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5:38 pm
Words can not describe how retarded that comment is.
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5:42 pm
Asians aren’t people, they don’t have souls.
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5:44 pm
Souls aren’t real. You’re like a modern Hitler.
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6:01 pm
I dont think Peabroke is gettin the point, we are trying to inform people like you before its too late, open you heart to our lord and savior and he will forgive you for you reckless comments against him.
and don’t refer to us as hitler, hitler didnt finish the job
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6:03 pm
Okay, now you are trolling me. “Peabroke”? Really? Lmao
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6:14 pm
How can you claim that you’re not racist when down below you said that Asians aren’t people?
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6:18 pm
How is that racist? Do you even know what racist means?
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6:23 pm
Augest, every time you comment, it shows just how much stupid you are.
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7:29 pm
do you?
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8:15 pm
Asians are Human you on other hand are just a Piece of shit and you dare touching One Asian with your shit hand and I cut off your head and I shit in your body aftyer that You Understand me Mister Dracula
You are just a Piece of shit, Now return to your Mom basement and shut up
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3:21 pm
It’s amazing how every time you open your mouth you prove you’re an idiot.
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5:57 pm
Christianity is the worst I ever seen someone really should ban it. If not all religion.
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8:18 pm
religion is like a Toygun in the hand of a kids if he doesn’t know how to play with it it’s can hurt same with religion therefore american are a Bunch of kids and are dangerous
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8:45 pm
Do they eat muffins?
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4:25 pm
Hey August Rush, you are a racist prick and I hope the KKK comes knockin at your door for the hateful things you have just said at at time where we are supposed to come together and love one another. God Bless.
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