• The 12 Days of Kwanzaa

    December 20, 2011 3:25 pm 59 comments

    Because of Obama, Kwanzaa-mania is sweeping across America. But where are the Kwanzaa traditions? The Kwanzaa songs? The Kwanzaa gifts.

    We have compiled a list of gifts for every Kwanzaa fan.

    12 Piece fried chicken
    11 Baby momma tattoos
    10 Tyler Perry Dvd’s
    9 Scratch Tickets
    8 Watermelon
    7 Red Kool-Aid
    6 40’oz malt beverages.
    5 Golden teeth
    4 Used rims
    3 Bottles of t-bird
    2 Nappy headed Hoes
    1 Bail bondsman to free you from cell block b.

    Remember Kwanzaa is not the reason for the season.

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    .MA

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