It’s Christmastime once again, and with that, the bounties of Satan’s harvest out of Hollywood. Last year he struck hard with Black Swan and I Love You Philip Morris and there is no reason to think this year won’t be worse. He will not relent, and we know that now is the time when we as God’s people must pray death and destruction down on his entertainment harem.
Yet, even so, God’s word truly does shine through the darkness. That’s why I am excited to see the release of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in just a couple weeks. Although the worldly plot centers around a 40 year old cold case of a murdered girl, I’m more interested to see its depiction of the whore of Babylon herself, Lisbeth Salander who, yes, has a dragon inked on her shoulder. (Could Satan be more obvious?!)
You’ll verily be tempted into thinking this girl, with lesbianic tendencies, was born into an abusive house, abandoned by family and governments– all to provide some kind of “excuse” for her sinful, vile nature. DON’T BE FOOLED! She is a harlot of harlots, choosing the abased sexual orientation and even sexing for money! But Christians, rejoice, the film makers have made a mistake of showing the consequences of her horrible decisions.
Not only does the creature of the night live a life of unhappiness and despair, she and other characters are punished for their sexual iniquities. Acting slutty? You’re going to get raped. Acting inquisitive? You’re going to get raped. Acting superior to males? You’re going to get raped. I wonder how Satan allowed his dark servants to preserve such a positive message for young people in this film which is sure to be viewed by millions.
With some editing and colorful Powerpoint presentations, I believe we can use this weapon intended for evil as a tool for God’s Kingdom. By telling our young girls, and the effeminate boys who most assuredly are destined for hell, that there actions have consequences through the use of graphic bloody pictures accompanied with Bible verses we can spread God’s love through this most wonderful time of the year.
Unfortunately, Dragon Tattoo Girl fails to provide any other Godly message. The remaining story is filled with drugs, murder, homosexuality, socialism, left-wing media liberals, sorcery, adultery, redistribution of wealth, and science.
We must abstain from buying tickets, and let all of our church members know that any person who sees this film has been subjected to the whims of Satan listed above… Except for those men looking to learn more about lesbians, just because their curious, nothing big, you know.