• The Male Whore, The Homosexual and The Fatty: A Guide to the Evil Sons of the Evil Dictator Jim Kong Ill

    December 21, 2011 2:50 am 19 comments

    As we all know Thanks to the Incredible and Talented Articles some of our Great Writers wrote upon the death of the evil sinner, the evil sinner Jim Kong-Ill has died. This has prompted many a discussion on this subject: Who will replace him as President of South Korea? South Korea, founded by Jim Il-Sung, the father of Jim Kong-Ill, is a monarchy. It runs in the Family. Jim Kong-Il had two daughters and three Sons. Obviously one of the Sons will have to take over because women are histrionic except for the ones who write for Christwire who display a surprising amount of Pragmatic thought and reason.

    Jim Kong-Ill was a sinister man. He did not believe in Jesus and convinced the entire nation of South Korea into thinking Jim Il-Sung was God, which is clearly false because God is not an oriental. If he were, it would be in the Bible. Jim Kong-Ill treated his nation in unholy ways because of his atheism cult. With his recent death, there is a drastic need for somebody to do the job but Well and not like a tyrannical commie. But none of the candidates I would rely on. Why? Well let’s look at the Facts.

    That is a picture of Kim Jong-Uno, the son most likely to take charge of South Korea. There is an obvious flaw, however. Mr. Uno is a fatty. He is morbidly obese. According to sources, he is a computer expert. So he’s an atheist, a fatty and a computer expert. Thus, he is a nerd. Nerds cannot run a country. With their homosexual video games, pornographic comic books and animgay, they are too distracted by trivial pursuits, pursuits that reflect an irrational lifestyle. Mr. Uno spends too much time eating and playing with his computer to do fitness and stay thin for God. He is unfit for the position.

    This is a picture of Jim Kong-Chow, whom we do not Know much about. But, according to Jim Kong-Il’s personal chef’s book, he was too feminine and kind for Jim Kong-Il’s approval. I consulted my computer repairman, Park Lee, who is also Korean, to ask the meaning of this. Park said that this means that he is probably a homosexual. Park knows all of the sinister secrets of the South Koreans because he is one, and his math skills will prove his inner knowledge of the workings of sin taught by the propaganda schools. I also read that the homosexual son wrote a poem under a pseudonym talking about world Peace and abolishing Religion. There will be no world Peace until the homosexuals cease to exist and all individuals are Christian, so that was stupid and makes no Sense.

    And finally, the oldest son, Jim Kong-Nam. Jim Kong Nam is a whopping 45 years old compared to his baby-faced teenage Brothers, and he lives in commie China with a harem of whorelots. He is, in essence, the oriental Hugh Heffner. Jim Kong-Il hated Jim Kong-Nam the most because once upon a time he tried to escape to the most famous village of mangay propaganda aimed young children controlled by the jewish mafia, or Tokyo Disneyland. This tells us a lot about his priorities. He is a promiscuous Man who really needs to be reprimanded for his sinful behavior before he can be in any position of power.

    What have we learned today? Orientals simply aren’t fit for leadership. Look at all of the Great Americans In Charge. Bush, Lincoln, Nixon, our Founding Fathers. They were all Heterosexual Caucasions. Coincidence? I think not. Here is my proposal. We see which GOP candidate we think will do the Best political job, and we send them over there to save them from the commie nazi regime. We Save the World in the process, and restore rational Conservatism Internationally.

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    Christopher Christenson Republican, American, Christian, Man, Carnivore, White, Hero, Genius, Brave. All words that adequately describe Christopher Christenson. At the ripe young age of 28, Christopher has been writing for Christwire for quite a while, when he isn't warding off the North Koreans from attacking or mentoring youth at his church. Because of his young age, he is able to connect with the young people whilst still charming our beloved elderly. Christopher is fascinated by the grotesque trends among youth and will stop at nothing to investigate. You can contact him on his website.

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