• The White House Petition: A Call To Invade Canada

    December 16, 2011 5:18 am 100 comments

    Mr. President, we haven’t seen eye to eye on many things, but I believe that we all have a common enemy. That enemy is Canada.

    Recently, I wrote an article entitled “Oh Canada…Why God Hates You”. I have seen first hand the hatred that these people have for Americans. The comments section of my article is beset on all sides by the inequity of the Canadians and their evil and vile thoughts. They have took to my facebook page to post threats, insults and as-sundry lies about me and the christwire flock.


    Death to America!

    I fear that we must once again rise up as a nation to meet a threat. A foe that is just beyond our borders. A enemy that looks just like us. Do not buy into their mild manners and PR machine. They are terrorists through and through. I do not believe that it was a coincidence that all of the 911 terrorists came to America through Canada. I believe they knew and were a party to the terrorist acts on that day.

    I humbly suggest that we as a nation, launch a preemptive attack on the godless frozen god forsaken land, to safe guard our sovereignty and safety. Much as we invaded Afghanistan and then Iraq to rid those nations of Muslim extremists, we must now turn our gaze of indignant freedom and wrath to the north. Canada is a nation that knowingly harbors terrorists.


    This is the Canadian dream, of setting Washington on fire. Again.

    I know you are a busy man, but I have submitted my request, to you via the suggested avenue of creating a petition on the White house web site. The link is https://wwws.whitehouse.gov/petitions#!/petition/preemptively-invade-canada-it-godless-un-american-terrorist-harboring-land-horrible-vile-people/6zSsmsMw I hope that all Americans will sign this petition so that we can get this over with and once again return to a state of peace.
    Amen.

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    Susan B. Xenu Although over 80 years old, she is still a woman of unparalleled intellect and passion. She brings her spiritual fire to every aspect of her life. A widow, she lives in Atlanta, Ga and has been active in her church for over seven decades! "Sister Susan" has been a popular Christian author for over 30 years. She has written numerous books on the bible, as well as for Christwire and her own blog. She will soon be launching NewsOfChrist.com with friend, and pastor Chuck D. Finley. She loves hearing from fans, add her on Facebook or Twitter.

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