• Tim Tebow Meets His Delilah

    December 25, 2011 8:28 am 3 comments

    Woe, and it came to pass, that a leg-baring woman broke even the nobility of Tim Tebow. Just like Samson’s strength was stolen by Delilah’s, Tebow’s fourth quarter prayer knee was weakened by the lustful exposures of a jezebel named Lindsey Vonn. On David Letterman, Vonn revealed that one week ago she had some “Tebow Time” after the Great Miracle of North Korea, where Tebow’s prayers caused the certain demise of the dangerously Kim Jong-Il. Living in carnal sin, Tebow threw four interceptions and failed to inspire his teammates as he lost the worst game of his career.

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